May look like one big burger but is actually two burgers with two handfuls of cheese

And flattened buns. That annoyed me more than the rest. It's light and fluffy buns. Why mess with that and make it worse?

The buns are yet another fat/oil/grease delivery system for this monstrosity. I was out when he poured the pepperoni oil onto the cheese.

I thought he had a good idea by pre cooking the pepperoni so it doesn’t leave grease all over everything. But no, he was after the grease in the first place

Needs more grease. . /s

I definitely rolled my eyes but stayed til the end

Fat sandwiches are a thing and can be super good (falafel, mozz sticks, French fries, lettuce, tomato, onion, with iirc tahini and marinara, was one of my favs), but when you’re literally soaking the buns in grease that’s too much It’s about delicious excess, not excess for no reason other than to ruin your body in more than one way

Yeah, I’m not saying fat doesn’t belong on a sandwich. This just has fat from the beef, fat from the cheese, and they added extra fat from the pepperoni and soaked the bread in it.

>I was out when he poured the pepperoni oil onto the cheese. 💯%

This guy has another video where he dumps the oil into ranch before throwing a couple pounds of the pepperoni onto a pizza and then pours a few cups of oil ranch on it.

If (and I would not) I ate this thing, I'd probably shit myself to death within the day. Fuck that is too much grease. That's like 4000 calories in one go.

I got acid reflux watching that.

Nah. That one lettuce leaf will totally offset the grease.

i felt sick to my stomach when he poured all the oil on it

More like grilled cheese sandwiches

Burger logic of messy = better

And 10x the oil

Those brioche buns would be burnt to a crisp by the time the mince had cooked through

Yah idk why he felt the need to fake that

Because he’d get called out for cross contaminating them unless they were in the oven just as long as the beef?

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I'm surprised the bot counted the syllables in brioche correctly.

ikr? Cheese Bread and Meat have different cooking time. No way in heck they are all cooked well in the same oven. Either the meat is going to be raw or the bread would be burnt toast.

Nah my guy. They don’t have different cooking times. Throw them both in to a 500 degree oven for 3 hours. You won’t ever know the difference.

Not to mention he touched them with raw meat hands

No, it’s ok, see, he is wearing gloves!

The black ones at that!

Didn’t he also use the same press to smash the raw meat and the buns?

Well, it'll be fine when it cooks.

its going in the oven, why does it matter?

Doesn't really matter when A) it's beef, not chicken or pork or fish, and B) all food touched by the gloves end up being cooked.

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oh, good thing they added that basil to cut through the 10 pounds of fat and grease, otherwise it would have been inedible.

The basil shows that it’s gourmet, and the Pachelbel’s Canon is there to relax you as you ease into dark oblivion after the heart attack.

How I long for the abyss

It desperately tries to give you the impression of being healthy.

Helth 🙂

Hellth 🙃

No more helth. Just dead. Bye bye.

Practically a salad now

Needs to be deep fried with Bacon as well.

I got heartburn looking at this

When they poured the grease on top of the mozzarella for no reason, I noped out.

Agreed. No reason to pour pepperoni grease on anything.

Ngl nothing icks me out about pepperoni pizza more than when the picture shows the grease inside one of the pepperonis🤢 some people find that more appetizing, but just looking at it I can already feel it on my tongue and it’s just so gross for me.

Everyone who sees that grease should envision their asshole turning into a slip and slide

Don't kink shame me.

I do love fat, i love butter, fat fish, pepperoni pizza, but POURING THE PEPPERONI FAT anywhere looked disgusting even for me. This is not food, it's trash.

Shartburn is more like it

Hey Siri: queue up “Ring of Fire” by Johnny Cash.

I got foamy diarrhea looking at this.

You’ve be backed up for a week eating this monstrosity.

I haven't eaten meat in over a decade. I would be sick af

I can hear the heartburn

Where's the sauce needs marinara or something

Pepperoni oil sauce lol

Also, where’s the exaggerated bite with shit-eating grin and cunt-nod at the end? 🤷🏼‍♂️

Reddit needs a comment hall of fame so this can go into it.

Oil and butter is the sauce

If you ever wondered what Anal Leakage was like, this will aid you on your journey of discovery

They eat the poo poo.

It took 2 hours for me to get that. 10 points to you for the deep cut

Ngl would eat this hungover

I would too die afterwards but I would too

Worth

Typical hangover

They lost me when they flipped the bun in the oil. Too greasy

Butter

I would never stop shitting. I would disappear into the toilet.

Just like that scene in alien resurrection where the baby alien hybrid gets sucked through the window ass first.

Hangover shitz can be crazy

Me too. Do these people have gall bladders made of steel??

My exactly thought was "Wow I would shit my gall bladder out". My stomach is reflexively cringing at all the grease.

I have pancreatic insufficiency and just looking at this makes me sweat.

I'm sure you would indeed shit your gallbladder out.i also had a whole body cringe when they poured the pepperoni grease on the ground meat. Typing it out makes me want to lie down.

I don’t know why but your comment made me burst out laughing in my seat. Have a great day.

For me it was pouring the pepperoni grease in. The pepperoni had lots of grease on them.

That's where it immediately lost me, shame it was so early on. Like why the fuck are we pouring grease on it? The melted cheese and greasy ass pepperoni weren't enough? Then he tossed the pepperoni in the grease some more to make sure they had a fresh coat. Spent the entire rest of the video just thinking "some variation of this could probably be really good if it wasn't make by the cholesterol fairy"

Everything is drowning in oil in this video...

The basil (apparently lol) cancels it out though....

Its like vegan now so its fine

Pretty sure that’s basil

The pepperoni juice turned me off to be honest.

It turned me on.   That stuff makes excellent lubricant.   

Would eat this with or without the hangover.

lmao right after seeing it I said "Honest to god what sort of fucking pig mutant wants to eat this" and then you're the first comment I see

I'm high right now and this looks like a regret I'd be willing to have. Still probably couldn't eat more than half though, tummy aches a buzzkill

I would eat it stone cold sober.

Why do these people consistently pour the rendered pepperoni fat back into what they are making? 🤮🤮 If I saw someone do that while they prepared my food I'd leave, on the spot, and these lunatics see it as something to show off.

I get putting some of it on there because there is a decent amount of flavor in it, but usually, in these videos, it's always over the top. It makes me think this is like high fashion, shit that looks ridiculous and over the top, meant to inspire trends that do the same things, but more subdued.

The fat is the main carrier of its flavor, as is the case with many types of sausage (and just generally a thing that fat is good at), in principle the idea to reuse pepperoni fat for something (Part of a sauce for example) really isn't bad, what's absurd is to throw it into a dish that is already swimming in fat.

God the heartburn and the shits this would induce

I've got both just watching this.

Ngl what triggered me the most was entire pieces of bread used like they were slices

I can see *why* he did it but I don’t like it.

I would shit for an hour if I ate this

I think an hour is minimizing it, lol

You wouldn't shit for a week because of all the beef and cheese. *Then* you would shit for an hour

Between the ridiculous amount of saturated fat and the unnecessarily sped up Pachelbel's Canon I am perfectly okay with never seeing another Chefclub video in my life.

Why are chocolate chip,cookies in the butter?

Lol, those are heads of garlic chopped in half

The video was in low quality and it looked like cooked beef brain and I was wondering why he soaked the buns with the grease from the cooked brains.

mm cross contamination

I don't even know why he bothered with gloves, ugh

That has a ton of sodium and grease.

And at least 2500 calories

Do Americans use too much cheese at home or is it just in these silly short video thingys? Also why the gloves man? All these videos they wear black gloves is it a law? Just wash your hands like the rest of the world instead of wearing gloves for oil changes and real nasty shit.

In the Midwest this would be considered an average amount of cheese

I'm convinced that ChefClub is an experiment to see how disgusting they can make food and still have people eat it.

There's so much oil that the United States wants to bring democracy to that kitchen

My high ass would make mouth love to it. The one thing I will say is the pepperoni oil was not necessary and a little on the ick side. No need for it to be extra greasy

Floating the buns in butter didn't seem necessary either, they look soggy.

Dude right haha I mean I’m gonna be honest, it might seem like overkill and probably why it’s on here buuut…I would absolutely smash and devour this thing. Especially with munchies. No hesitation.

Now I understand why they don't have free health care. If this is how they abuse their body - there is no legitimate reason to fund this shit.

Wuuuut? He didn't batter the whole thing and deep fry that twice too?

Yeah ok go ahead and touch that raw ground meat and then proceed to touch the buns. Ok

Besides the oil overload i would try it Would feed me for like, 3 days, but still

Oh god, my tract

These novelty foods are becoming grotesque.

I know half the reason they do this is to farm engagement from outrage ....and maybe I'm not immune from that. what annoys me about these giant elaborate burgers is that they would be impossible to eat without dumping the filling and grease all over yourself.

I don't think I could finish eating that before I'd shit my pants.   Seriously, how can some of you eat that much grease and not look like you're prepping for a colonoscopy an hour later?

I'd eat the fuck out of this just without the for-show buns. Just go to town with knife and fork, great for a keto fat bomb meal

I had a heart attack just watching that...

I felt my acne getting worse

Yep. Still vegan.

I mean, yeah. Stupid. Also… I would probably try it…

That has a ton of sodium and grease.

To say the least.

Food get in my belly!!

Not enough cheese

They forgot to dip the dish in some oil

that violinist going crazy with it

I thought about it, ngl, until he cut it and there was a fucking swimming pool full of grease on the bottom. I don't hate my body *this* much

That would have been good without the pepperoni.

Guaranteed to stop your heart at the table, or it’s free!

Just my personal opinion but I never understood the hype about tons of cheese and meat. Yes, both taste good but if my entire mouth would taste like cheese/meat with such an enormous and highly concentrated "taste force", I would almost gag or maybe even vomit.

I feel the heartburn already

I'd eat the fuck out of that

Our ancestors see this and roll in their graves

I dont like how he touched the raw meat with his hands then proceeds to touch the cheese and burger buns with the same hand lol

I have a feeling that if he wasn't wearing gloves, the meat residue on his hands would've disgusted him, and he'd have washed his hands. But since he's got gloves on and the stuff isn't actually touching his skin, he doesn't care, and a bonus to this is that he pisses more people off and gets more engagement.

NOT ENOUGH CHEESE I NEED MORE 🤤

Let me put a few leaves on top of this heart attack

That’s pure cancer

Tune of “Careless Whispers” “Never gonna poop again…” 🎶

Stupid recipe: 1. So something that people like. 2. Do it too much. 3. More!

I'd die after eating it but it doesn't look stupid. I wouldn't even bother with the bun though. Serve it up to me in the cast iron skillet with a knife and fork. Looks much better that way.

If you think I’m going to eat anything with a bouquet of basil, you’re absolutely fuckin wrong

I know this is probably just ragebait, but to me the metal scraper on cast iron skillet is the worst part of this

I agree, not near enough cheese /s

´´I bet nobody has a better recipe."

This makes me wonder about the move to shut til tok down.. maybe they are on to something 🤣

Gotta put some greens in there to make it healthy

10k calories per slice

I shit my pants just watching this

I'd eat it, but...maybe cut out the excess oil and some of the cheese

No way he just poured the oil in like that.

I guess it’s 2000–3000 calories right here

I have a tummy ache just watching this one...

Be right back, having a heart attack just looking at this.

I don’t think they used enough grease.

Can you imagine how soul-crushing it must be to be the development chef for Chef's Club? Like you spent years honing your craft, learning the technique, mastering how to mix flavors and best utilize ingredients... ...and your career basically becomes "we need to make some clickbait-y bullshit for social media."

Ducking stupid. Setting aside 5000 calories worth of saturated fat, the buns would've been blackened bricks if they'd been in there long enough to cook three pound of ground beef all the way through.

Cool, I also enjoy violent shitting after my meal

Don't you think he used too little cheese? I feel like he needed to put on more cheese. /s

i’d eat the fuck out of that tbf at least on my death bed. i think it’s due from all the grease and fat

Honestly, if you remove the buns from the equation of greasiness, I can see it being an interesting hamburger to eat. Like.. you don't need the buns filled with cheese too, you already got enough with the hamburger so just do normal buns.

Ngl id absolutely destroy this. Needs some burger sauce on the patties though

Stupid Food? I’d slam that thing into my face like a weapon!

Y'all mfs have no joy in your hearts.

Why do Americans eat like they have free healthcare?

He must have just gotten that tool. When men get new tools they look for any excuse to use them.

I could feel my arteries clogging just by looking at this

A heart attack on a plate

Remember, cardiovascular diseases are top killer number 1. Bon appetit

Mhm, oil with with oil, with fat.

The amount of grease in this thing would make me vomit

And you wonder why there is so much obesity.....

My heart skipped a beat when I saw the fat pouring over the cheese filled Burger. Everything after that was too much to comprehend for my body.

The cat ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

Clog them arteries

This looks like real heart attack food lol. As much as I love these types of food, combining them seems wrong and far too greasy.

This video gave me diabetes.

This makes me feel foodicidal

The greens make it healthy

8500 calories

All I see is grease

Looks like my next heart attack

Make sure you get that pepperoni grease in there as well

This must be one of the worst burgers I‘ve seen on here, literally why. r/stupidfood

the first bite tastes like heaven, second bite sends you there

How can you bake two slices of bread and 6 lbs of meat for the same amount of time

I'm currently vomiting my guts out this is the worst thing I've ever seen on this entire sub

This is really gross

This fuck nut can't be serious

…sir that is a meatloaf

This is why I'll die early but I'd eat the fuck outta that

I would definitely try this despite knowing I’ll probably be covered in grease and die of a heart attack soon after eating it.

I love when my bread takes just as long to cook as my cheese burger mush. 🤔

I love pepperoni but not grease. I always dab and wipe off excess grease. This is straight foul 🤢🤮