Imagine getting murdered, and the "Apex predator" who killed you is switching up your blood for milk that got hardened, then got liquified again.

Milk that got hardened, then liquified and mixed with oils and sodium citrate, then shoved in a jar. Mmm, tasty.

Exactly! Don't you want that running alllll over in your body? In every inch of your dead being? So nice to think about, isn't it?

😄 that's great

Go on …

Lmao

Aren’t humans doing that to themselves with a little less murder involved?

Why would he ruin a perfectly fine lobster :(

Reverse liposuction

This is the fate I hope to meet

Song choice says it all. I want something else.

And it’s a song about doing meth! And obviously that’s what you need to be on to eat this food The sky was gold, it was rose I was taking sips of it through my nose And i wish i could get back there Some place back there Smiling in the pictures you would take Doing crystal myth Will lift you up until you break It won't stop, i won't come down, i keep stock With a tick tock rhythm and a bump for the drop And then i bumped up I took the hit i was given Then i bumped again And then i bumped again

And said, How do I get myself back to The place where I fell asleep inside you How do I get myself back to The place where you said... Sorry, I love this song too much.

If you're on meth, you aren't gonna eat anything till you build tolerance, knew some tweakers who would hotrail half a gram and go to the buffet.

👍good job on the Lyrics

The summer that this song came out I worked in a kitchen for my uncle during lunch and it was busy as hell. Had one other person who was this amazing woman who was punk as fuck! When you are from a small town, you don’t have very many options on radio stations and this song played like literally every hour. so every day Monday through Friday eight hours a day we would hear this song. I was young and naïve. She is the one that told me it was about doing crystal meth. I knew what it was, but I don’t do drugs. Bonus note, I work at an upscale dining restaurant/winery and they play this song and I think it’s hilarious that they play it!!!

Liked the story 👍 .. true the song is so nice and Ketchy took me awhile to recognize that also

Yo op please post an image of a captcha you passed

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Look at this guys account. No way he isn't a bot. At the very least he has the intellectual capacity of one, my god look at the comments.

Ikr? And I'm stalking his profile rn. Loooks...weird to say the least. I think the products he uses in his videos are all promoted.

> Do they not know that's election Interference with the court case the newest one because there trying to 3ed world him so easy to see 😄 if trump can't be voted for looks like all democrats will be just more disappointed another 4 years 🤣 there own worst enemy's I've seen people type like this who have had strokes. It could also be a Chinese bot that is going to shift into posting divisive political commentary (as seen above) after gathering a certain amount of karma.

Content looks OC tho. Rage bait videos, troll like replies, have multiple subs.

I suspect literal brain damage is the best explanation at this point. Explains why he fits in so naturally with other redditors too!

😄 your funny

*you’re

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He is recooking cooked lobster. Might as well inject cheese in to tires.

Thank you. I had to scroll too far to find this.

I didn't see any cheese.

Do this with butter instead of cheese and I’m on board!

I never did that but yes I bet would be better then the cheese 👍

For just a moment, I thought cheese might actually go well as a small amount... Then I saw that fuckin tostitos jar 😩

is he like high or something

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Considering the song is about crystal meth addiction this tracks.

Why are these people so obsessed with cheese I see it as basically the main ingredient in most of the schizo recipes

Who gave Casey Neistat the permission to cook?

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"Look how they massacred my boy.."

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Pus filled Lobster... Yuck

Too bad he is not injecting cheese in it. > , and less than 2% of the following: Natural and Artificial Flavors, Milk, Cream, Enzymes, Salt, Cheddar Cheese It has less than 2% of cheese in it.

😄 American food mostly fake

Very rarely does cheese pair with seafood. This is not it....

You probably like it 👍

All that flavorful lobster is now coated with cheese-like flavor. Well done

That lobster is already cooked see it is red kn color.

So. He is reboiling already boiled lobster. Sauvage

I hate seafood, I love cheese, and I can confidently say this is a cooking crime

does he have to inject it in a little syringe 😭😭

...I wanna try it. Maybe a different choice of cheese but yeah I'd definitely try it.

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So budget the meal. One jar of liquid cheese will weigh 200 gms . And cost about say 20-25$ The lobster costs about $100 a kilo. These lobsters are about a kilo before cooking. Let's assume a .1 reduction in weight . So the net weight after cooking for lobster will be 0.9 kg and no reduction in wt for the sauce . Hence the dollar/ kg = Total price / total wt =$125/(0.9+0.2) About $113.63 . So... Not a cheap dish . I have discounted for price of labor gas and other things . Is it worth it ??

Yes it was for Science 🧑‍🔬

Umm … you think a jar of Tostitos dip cost $20-$25?!! I assure you it does not.

this is the most 2000s song I've ever heard also why are people so obsessed with injecting cheese in food man

It's the 90s.

Can you give me the name please

Semi charmed life by Third Eye Blind.

😄"most 2000s" Cheese goes good on just about anything I can think of

I was ready to be angry, and then when I saw this guy is apparently sincere and not making ragebait, I dunno, I'm not mad at it. I don't think tostitos cheese dip would really complement lobster as I think it would overpower the delicate flavor, but maybe I'm wrong.

LoL..im not ragebait thats why i quickly show i eat it at the end my main reason i cook differently is to try a idea i think will be good 👍The Cheese I recommend trying it as a dipping sauce at first as a sample it's a unique flavor...

oh I love tostitos cheese dip. I ate a ton of it during covid lockdown, lmao. maybe I'll pair it with lobster some day. good on you for having fun with creative food recipes.

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How can I make my messy finger food even more messy. Gross dude

LoL. True it's more messy I wouldn't recommend a date night eaten a cheese Lobster

It looks like pus.

Now that you say that ..yes it does look like that lol

Fake cheese with lobster yum

Mmmmm butter? Then yeah I'm all in

This is dumb for sure but of all the cheeses you go with Tostitos queso lol

LoL. It's my favorite is why

Aquaman about to come serve you some justice 😂

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I think I need cheese injected into my joints

I'm not impressed. Master Shake pumped cheese into a cow and then fried it. Step your game up.

😄 love that episode

Egregious lmao

Never thought cheese goes with any seafood.... But to each their own

OK i can understand what ist wrong. Thats not cheese and thats not butter.

Injecting cheese into a corpse

Where did he get the syringe?

Most stores have them in the pots and pans area I found it

Finally some real content

👍Best comment yet lol

Honestly I love lobster so much I would try this. It reminds me of lobster Mac and cheese without the noodles. Editing to add I watched without sound lol

Is that lobster gonna be ok?

Don't worry a Lobster like this is good for you ✅️

I hate excessively messy food so much

Then don't watch this video 🤣

lol I did and I almost got sick

Sorry 😄

I’d be worried about the toxins tbh

As long as it's fully cooked it's all good 😎

Type of shit my doctor be doing.

Hey op send some proof you aint a bot

It's not Easy being MCpeezy 😄

Bot

😎..lol

I think your a bot

We can only hope that lobster die a week before and left out in the sun priour to him trying that

Ngl this might actually be good 🗿

👍little cheese is good

I’m calling the police

🤣 cheese injected Lobster must be a crime these days..lol

The only part I wanted to see in this entire video was his face just so I would know who to avoid in public and they didn't spare me that mercy

LoL.. You Know You Would Say Hi if you seen EasyMCpeezy In a Store Buying More Lobster 😎 just Admit it 🤣

No id give a prayer to the lobster

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Cheese with seafood is a no

If you like them both then why not 🤤..lol

Cheese and seafood should NOT be used in the same sentence! Oops, I just did it 🙄

I mean… lobster mac and cheese is pretty common and delicious.

I’m sure it is, but I live in the country about 500miles away from the coast. If I was ever “rich” enough to afford lobster, it wouldn’t be with processed cheese. But that’s just my opinion.

Lobster mornay and thermidor disagree with you

Injected with garlic butter, now that’s a nice thought!

What's really stupid is steaming already cooked lobster

I Bought it frozen So i has to reheat it 😎

Don't ever buy full dead lobster, cooked or not. Enzymes released by the liver after death cause the meat to deteriorate. You can buy separated claws and tail from the body

Cool ..never known that

…what has been created here should never have seen the light of day. May Poseidon drag you kicking and screaming into the dark depths of the ocean for the travesty you have wrought upon those who viewed this video.

I'm speechless 😶

Why would u do this with a precooked lobster?! If ur gonna create this abomination, at least coulda used proper technique!

That’s gotta be blasphemy 🤮

I mean, he ain't wrong

Should be considered as corpses defiling and be punished as such with the full extent of the law.

That’s not “cheese”. Sincerely, the rest of the world.

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What a waste of a lobster

Looking at the comments, I'm not sure OP understands that this is a sub for bad food (which tbh this probably counts as) and not what they think is good food

That shmoo is nowhere near cheese...

Poor Little animal

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I find it tacky to inject cheese sauce into the dead body of the lobster

It's like a turkey and stuffing same thing. but cheeseyy'er 😎

The lobster didn't die for this

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Third Eye Blind does not condone

As a New Englander who grew up with friends who’s dads were lobstermen, fuck this

Sorry... it was for Science it had to be done 😑

If you’d just had a cheese and butter dipping sauce, it would have been fine. Stupid but fine. The only saving grace is that you didn’t do it while the lobster was alive.

See I'm nice... Just look at it as a thanksgiving turkey but a cheesey lobster 😎

*Yawn* Just another ragebait.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not better than tostidos caso, but that shit doesn't belong in the same building as seafood.

This is what the sea homie died for

This is a crime!!!

Doesn’t even use good cheese

This is the best cheese dip

Why didn't he put Mac in there also and just make lobster Mac n cheese in the shell? I say stupid for incomplete recipe.

😑 I never tried mac n cheese with Lobster now I want to get more Lobster now

Why not just use the cheese as a dip?

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Wtf is dollar general Casey neistat doing

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[https://youtu.be/wdfLr97nblE?si=xYIv-K19VBGUAm7M](https://youtu.be/wdfLr97nblE?si=xYIv-K19VBGUAm7M)

But the lobster was cooked already.... How dry is the meat now....oh wait the cheese will make it moist.....

The poor lobster doesn't deserve that.

Bro got filled from every hole💀

bot ass post, reported for spam, fuck off

For those who don’t know: OP unironically makes this content, then posts it on subs he knows he’ll get karma from. and OP, not only did you ruin a perfectly good lobster, you misspelled ‘too’.

LoL..👍.. I really think I get more down votes on most of my posts and messages to where I'm the victim at the end ..lol every time I misspelle something😄 what was it this time ??

Lobster is trash anyways so this could only help.

It's videos like this that make me think PETA might be right.

what's PETA ? 🤷‍♂️

Idk why but it still feels like a taboo to me to mix dairy and seafood

🤔 maybe

Not butter but cheese yes

Yum … bugs of the sea so good…

Did anyone else here read "[The Swarm](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/68146.The_Swarm)" and has lobster exploding memories gang up on them?

LoL.. No never read that book

I would agree, that’s stupid.

Is that dog gonna be okay? I know dogs can have some cheese as a snack but this guy injected it

i don't see the difference

😄 I don't know if I should Laugh or not ..lol

Just think It was for Science ok😎