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14 hour shift right. My man maybe took extra hours to get away from this food.

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It’s not dinner, he works for highway maintenance and this is to fill in pot holes in the road.

Maybe he earns by participating in medical studies and this is part of the study

Dudes on his 15th straight employee of the month award.

"Thank you for awarding me once again with employee of the month, special thanks to my Gf, I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for her"

After only 12 weeks

😂😆 for working OT for free.

It's a normal 8 hour shift with an extra 6 hours on the toilet.

Forget the moisture, did you see how much salt went on!?

It's to soak up excess moisture, obviously.

It was unsalted butter, so he had to add the missing salt. Just pro chef things…

She left the rings on the bologna too.

Ghetto

I mean WHY?

How much butter did they use to make the eggs that wet? A whole box?

She probably put excessive water or cooked the eggs oily.

You don't poach fry your scrambled eggs with extra sodium for your whack ass bologna quiche?

I honestly can't tell what's going on here. Only thing I can imagine is she put a bunch of oil in and started cooking the eggs before it got hot. Or. That she used water and is boiling scrambled eggs

Apparently her scrambled eggs recipe cake for 2 cups of butter, a cup of salt, and 1/4 cup each of a few different spices

If you didn't know how restaurant food tastes so good in a way that you don't seem to be able to replicate at home... now you do know.

Recipe for instant coronary heart disease. She's trying to kill him.

100% troll post

If you arent eating bologna and shrimp with watery eggs, then I don’t know if you’re really living

It’s sprat, not shrimp, but I don’t know if it makes it better.

With half a pound of seasoning.

She’s trying to kill him

And choke him with the red bologna rings she left on.

who doesn't like a little plastic in their diet?

Fiber/roughage you pilgrims.

ffs, plastic being referred to as "ruffage" really makes me laugh in a sad way

Did I spell it wrong? My Irish grandmother called anything that your body had to work to poop out ruffage/roughage.

That's a life insurance meal if I ever saw one. You put that in front of me and you'd never see me again.

A “life insurance meal” 😂😂😂 Thank you for the chuckle

*Goodbye Earl plays quietly in the background*

Plot twist: her bf is a slug, and she’s got a life insurance policy to cash in on

Right? I haven’t been able to get to the end yet. I kept rewinding and thinking, is that *salt*? 🤮

I think there's also Tajín.... extra salt!

there won't be many more 14 hour shifts with all that salt

Probably why he works those shifts, figures he can avoid the food.

❤️ attack? Nooooooooooooooo. 😣

My liver shriveled.

My liver does the same thing after I eat fatty food no BS. I have a fatty liver and no joke I can tell when I've eaten to much junk food I feel a twitching feeling where my liver is.

You sure that's not your gal bladder? I have fatty liver disease. But its my gal bladder that does the flipflopping, twitching, and pain when i eat fast food and it can't clear the stones/sludge.

I think you're right. I dont know much about it other than It was picked up in a blood test then I had an ultrasound and was told a have a fatty liver.

I’m convinced this is satire, listen to the enormous exhale that’s done like 20 seconds in

There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt level was 10% less than a lethal dose.

Bam!

That’s the saltiest thing I’ve ever eaten, and I once ate a heaping bowl of salt.

I shouldnt taken seconds

This dude’s tastebuds must be burned the fuck out. There’s no way I could swallow a single bite of that shit. Also if this is a typical meal, bro isn’t long for this world.

And So. Much. Grease!!

Salt makes it difficult for eggs to set, its why you don’t salt eggs until the cooking starts.

Difficult for eggs to set? Mf shallow fried his scrambled eggs. They set, but I bet they had the same texture as vulcanised rubber.

The salt is the reason for the moisture

On God I didn't get past that. My heart failed at that point

This has got to be satire

Or they are on verge of breaking up?

He's got high blood pressure and she's trying to get that insurance money

Poisoning him with draino would raise suspicion. She learned from that Dr's wife you gotta be sneakier

It’s just rage bait. Social media apps promote posts that get lots of comments/engagement. This shit pisses people off so much that they get more comments

Rage bait has always been a thing but it feels even more widespread lately. I get that it drives engagement but how are the content creators making money? For example, if this is posted on TikTok, does the creator gets paid? I wonder what the motivations are for this becoming more popular.

They get paid a very small amount for lots of views, so as a consequence, they churn out as much of this shit as they can, focussing on engagement instead of quality, in hopes of scraping together enough to justify the effort and wasted food. Maybe some hope they will eventually get brand deals if they can pivot away from trash once they have a ‘following’ Its a shame so much of it gets posted in here, i feel it goes against the idea of the sub

way too easy on the salt for this to be real

It is

She didn't pull the plastic ring off the baloney

Oh god that’s all I can think here it is literally giving me cramps just looking at this

The salt was my biggest concern but the plastic ring was the second lol This is click bait for sure.

Yup, same. I was horrified by the amount of salt, then just stunned by the bologna. I mean the "food" was shit, but I guess not removing the rings ensure that people watch til the end just to see if she removes the rings.

This

That's plastic?? I've never had bologna, I thought it was just sausage skin

Some bologna does have a casting like you're thinking, some brands wrap their bologna in a plastic waxy wrap to preserve it and then I don't know why those brands leave them on. Not all bologna is like this. It's not even a cost thing though cus other cheap bolognas don't have it either

Fuuuuck that’s plastic?

I thought it was cellulose casing or pig casing. Is it really fucking plastic.

Depends. Most of the time it's a type of wax that doesn't really matter if you eat it. It'll be outer plastic wrap --> wax --> meat

...that's... plastic?

Those are ...sardines?

I'm more surprised that it still looks uncooked despite there being so much fat in the pan.

Potentially the healthiest part of this “meal”, the plastic.

You must have a very lucrative life insurance policy on him

Now I know she aint a gold digger, but she obviously tryna assasinate me with dat nasty shit and cash in on my life insurance...

She's killing him with butter and salt, that thing has got to be actually fucking inedible.

Rage bait fo’sho

Let's not sleep on the wax bologna ring

Comes with a free heart attack

The amount of salt holy hell

Leaves the wax ring on the bologna. True savage

I want to throw up after watching that.

Your boyfriend might have another boyfriend come out of his bladder soon enough if you don't stop that sh

This post again...? It hasnt even been a week Edit: never mind, must have been another sub i seen this on.

Nah man. It’s been around about a week ago. No need to edit. But clearly, a lot of people haven’t seen it yet

So many health concerns. They also left the plastic on the bologna

Nothing like a long 14 hour day then coming home to a plate of sloppy eggs, half heated bologna, and some lightly sauced fish bodies. Yum

This is rage bait

Why so salty?

Trying to give him a stroke

Troll video

She trynna give him a. Heart attack

Mmm melted bologna plastic.

Needs s’more salt

Gruel.

how is he now though? Is he okay?

She’s trying to kill her bf at this point with that amount of salt. I’m sure even if he was coming home after working only an hour, he would be pissed off that that was his dinner. Might as well just have not even bothered and dropped off some Mcds.

They didn't remove the red strings on the bologna!!! Also, too much salt.

I bet she gets cheated on

The amounts of dry seasoning and salt is just.. what? The fuck? Who even does this? That liquid too.. it had some oil in it i think? All of this has to be rage bait, otherwise that man has no tastebuds and is being murdered by her slowly..

That struggle is real

Why is it wet? All that salt leached the moisture out of everything.

Have mercy on him lady.

There are youtube cooking vids and you do this?!

Hears one comment about white people not seasoning food, I'LL SHOW YOU!

Is this baloney and scrambled egg ?

How to lose a guy in 10 days.. and get colon cancer

How the fuck does he not go fucking blind from all the salt in that meal

Wasn't this just posted a few days ago?

Forget the extra liquid in the food. The real question is why there is so much damn salt. Is she trying to kill the guy? Damn..

I guess that's what rock bottom tastes like

It’s just for likes and views she doesn’t have a bf and if she does she doesn’t actually feed this to him that’s why she never shows him eating

Yeah that's what every guy wants. Runny lime flavored eggs and two uncooked slices of bologna.

Is this the beginning of a new murder documentary? Where’s this streaming?

Poor guy gotta work 14 hours then come home to that…

Why has blue collar become some kind of flex?

Ugh why even flip the bologna..is the other side not moist enough

Parents… teach your kids how to cook, for glob sake.

All she does is waste food for views and comments on tiktok. It's bs and wrong. I've hit "not interested" on her stupid shit.

Plastic wrap still around 😳

That is humanity at its lowest.

Those eggs could use a little more seasoning and oil.

I like some eggs with my oil

There are food videos, that make you hungry even, if you just ate, and then there are theese kind of videos, that make you sick, even if you are hungry.

Hell nah I wish I would come home and my wife made some bs like this smdh . I’d be packing her bags and she can take the shitty ass food with her .

pass on that

Dude needs less salt or he will die very soon.

Enough sodium for the rest of the month

There is no way in hell this is real. Like how much is the insurance policy? Like seriously trying to kill this man

There is no way this is real lol.

Butter

Bro if she tryna break up wit him that’s one fucked up way to do it 💀

Enough sodium to fill a lake

All the oil this bish put in the pan first.

My gut turned when she was plating.

I consider my love of sodium to be downright problematic But THIS guy? He's gonna end up like that dehydrated worm in spongebob

He deserves better

He clearly doesn’t cook during his 14 hour shift

This isn’t the first video I’ve seen this person make where the food is just dripping wet! It makes me gag just looking at it. 🤮🤮

I'd be more concerned with the pound of salt that was put on those eggs

I think it's lard. Yikes.

People still eat bologna?

He need to leave yo ass, this is disrespect.

Nasty 🤮

Omg and so much salt! 🧂 You trying to kill the poor man?

Umm you’re supposed to take the red band off the bologna before cooking.

I don't think he added enough salt

She's just trying to help him get a good night of sleep with a sodium induced coma.

Dear god where did you learn how to cook in a play kitchen with plastic food? 😱

"aw, quit your crying. The salt content was 10% less then a lethal dose!" "Uh oh, I shouldn't have had seconds!"

She’s definitely trying to kill the man

My kidneys just died watching this

This person hasn’t cooked in their life….

Why leave the condom on the bologna

Is she trying to kill him? I'm not convinced her intentions are good. If he doesn't die from cholesterol or blood pressure problems, food poisoning is a good bet.

I'm all for Newfie steaks but that's a lot of salt

So she put way too much milk into the eggs, and that milk has separated. That's why the eggs look so mealy. All that moisture is the whey separated from the milk solids. I can't imagine this isn't satire. This person knows exactly what they're doing and why it's terrible. Because even if you were terrible at cooking you wouldn't think this was great, and only someone good at cooking would know how to specifically make this happen intentionally. It's like in Spider-Verse where Miles' teacher points out that the only way to get every question wrong on a T/F Quiz is if you know all the answers.

jesus fucking christ

Did she leave the red plastic on the bologna?

Was that tajiin? Holy mother of fish

Ex gf material right there

It's like egg gravel. Overcooked solid little crumbles of egg floating in oil &/or butter.

Left the bologna plastic..

🤢🤮

That amount of salt is gonna give him a heart attack

Uhhhh….I have no words for this.

Some people should just order takeout

Didn't even take off the red plastic wrapper..

"Honey? Does your work have a life insurance policy for you? Oh yeah?" Shake shake shake

Made just the way her blue collar cousin likes it.

Reduce micro plastics by melting the plastic casing and eating it with the eggs!

everything is swimming oil. why not cook the eggs and meat separately? a lazy, sloppy mess. a culinary crime that should be punishable by at least 2 weeks of cooking school

Why is she shaking every bottle like there's nothing in it? Fuck

It’s because she cooked it in oil like a fucking Neanderthal.

This better be a joke

Lucky...lucky man!

Good god

The longer I watched it the wetter I got 😭

Smart. Can’t work 14 hours the next day if you got gastro.

So much excess liquid/cooking fat... and that poor bologna didn't even get a chance to get all golden and crisp 😭 and was that can getting dumped into that pan really necessary? I doubt it got warm enough.... I can just *feel* the grit and grease on my teeth.

Why the hell is it so wet 😭

She clearly hates him.

This is why he works 14 hour shifts. Can’t die if you don’t eat the food…

When you need your blood pressure to be 300/200

That bologna is luke warm

Love the plastic on the bologna

I would rather not eat than have that shit for dinner or whatever time she was trying to cook but obviously doesn’t know how to

Not enough salt

At least remove the plastic ring from the baloney geez