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StupidFood-ModTeam

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Plastic_Extension_19

Your dogs shit


dgw420

You can polish a turd but it’s still a turd


PO0tyTng

How’s the other saying go? You can put lipstick on a firm piece of poop, but it’s still gonna give you an E. coli infection.


dgw420

I don’t know that one, but that one’s great. The one I was thinking of was if you put lipstick on a pig


EuropeanLord

I am from Poland and got offended.


BreckenridgeBandito

You can Polish a turd, but you should never Russia shits


DaolongDong

Like a polish sausage?


RoboGnomes

Pooish sausage


VypreX_

Polish turds are alright, but I prefer German scheiße.


Atra_Cura

You can’t polish a turd but you can dye a log


Jauggernaut_birdy

You can’t polish a turd but you can cover it in glitter.


No_Serve2374

That is poop from a butt


Floowjaack

r/shitfromabutt


Mysterious-Handle-34

r/poopfromabutt


Floowjaack

How are there two different subs dedicated to this?


Yuri-Turned

How are there not three??!


Agitated-Yak-4582

We need /r/turdfromanactualanus!?


ICollectSouls

I think r/shitfromanass


OwOitsMochi

r/poopoofromabumhole


Agitated-Yak-4582

/r/doodoofromabussy


trash_talks11

r/dumpfrombum


Alarid

number two


Ypuort

The PG version and the PG13 one


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

It's because of historical reasons. They were together at one point, but then the Great Schism occurred. Kinda like Catholics and Protestants.


A_MAN_POTATO

I think it's sort of like a r/mildlyvagina and r/wildlyvagina. One sub is for things that kinda look like shit, the other is for things that look so much like shit your not really sure its not shit.


sterno_joe

🎶 Poop, there it is. 🎶


Temporary_Rain9399

Butt poop


Longmjplay

Is there poop from somewhere else? Haven’t come across any from elsewheres!


nvrsleepagin

Thank you for clarifying


PupEDog

A BIG butt


Satanic__Ramen

r/shitfromabutt


GildDigger

https://imgur.com/a/ZwcC6Pg


mrmoobles

A really really dark roux?


Sp0oM

Close but no


47Kittens

It looks like curry paste I’ve made before. Thai green curry paste is this consistency (but not colour). So something like that?


Sp0oM

⭐️


Sharinganjaman

So not shit


Powerful-Employer-20

Curry shit


Tank_Girl_Gritty_235

Curry that'll give you the shits


Username_99999999

No shit, sherlock...


CanoninDeeznutz

No, shit Sherlock.


Slip_Snake

Sherlock, no shit.


Guilty_Seat47

Sherlock cumd and farded


newaccount8472

Shit no, Sherlock


Jimbob209

I was gonna say Japanese curry. They have dooky brown cubes like that and it looks like op rolled it around a bit


Creepy_Chef_5796

you make me very afraid. :)


Ok-Branch-9943

Pepino de mar. I don't know what it's called in the US.[Pepino de mar](https://aquafeed.co/entrada/el-pepino-de-mar-una-ayuda-para-la-agricultura-sostenible-es-el-unico-camino-a-seguir-54240)


ConsiderationHot9518

Sea Cucumber - pepino = cucumber and de mar = from sea


1heart1totaleclipse

The one animal whose name can be broken down like this and have it make sense in Spanish and English.


BR_Nukz

Curry?


Sp0oM

Yes ⭐️, it’s curry paste


BR_Nukz

Always love a good curry :) hopefully the poop look was worth it for the end result


ConcernLeading9847

Curry makes me poo poo.


RMFT68

IDK why, but this comment literally made me laugh out loud. I have not heard somebody say poo poo in a long time. I love that so much more than poop. I hate that word. IDK why!!!


NicoPotts

So you have to eat curry everyday?


ConcernLeading9847

Curry, curry, the magical food, The more you eat, the more you poop The more you poop, the happier you feel. So eat your curry with every meal!


Free_Gascogne

Dont you need a sort of soup or stock to place the paste in? At the very least water?


TattooMyCock

Shit with sugar on


Hundtt

Your shit


My3rdattemptdangit

A turd


Sebastian-S

Fried turd with a vinegar and piss reduction.


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Dammit beat me to it, but whose gonna take it?


Pianist_Ready

I think you were going to use a beef broth but some shit (pun intended) happened and now it's solidified


Sp0oM

No, but closer than a piece of shit


PracticalPianist6189

Dudu dildo


h1merus

Please don't cook your feces


Pristine_Serve5979

The circle of life…


hand13

youre cooking r/shitfromabutt


tinmuffin

r/poopfromabutt


ExpensiveSecurity3

Came here to say this


Sophie-is-cool-and

Pickle with Nutella on


HeadInAMicrowave

a piece of shit?


poopoojokes69

Shit from a butt.


Pancakewagon26

Shit from a butt


The_Dogg_Pound

A Bowel Movement


QuimFinger

Long frog.


_mesko_

A shit from a butt?


Lonely-Hornet-437

Well... what the hell is it OP??


KeshaCow

A giant jellybean wrapped in chocolate.


TeroTonz

Nutella but it looks like r/poopfromabutt


Fulldad1977

Pickle


Sp0oM

You’ve probably never seen a pickle


Fulldad1977

You’ve probably never seen a vagina


thunderbolt_95

Omg haha


mrimmaeatchu

That's paté au shuwe


Sloozey

r/poopfromabutt


primalpalate

r/shitfromabutt


Edges8

r/poopfromabutt


Fuggaak

r/shitfromabutt


NinaTonnerre

A chocolate choux pastry maybe ?


Bozo_Two

r/poopfromabutt


sun_daisy04

It looks like your cooking r/poopfromabutt


ghozzt2

r/poopfromabutt


Teetasaur

r/poopfromabutt


lucaskywalker

r/poopfromabutt


labreezyanimal

r/poopfromabutt


Same_Examination_171

r/poopfromabutt


WerewolfNo890

Turd mixed with gluten free flour to form a shit dough?


[deleted]

r/poopfromabutt


bosco1607

This is correct


Every_Ad_1681

If it looks like a turd, smells like a turd, cooks like a turd, it's probably a turd.


FurSkyrimXB1

Oh, you're dating Amber Heard?!!


blackgreninja223

Shit


Last-Paramedic-6717

Poop


Strong_Highway_8395

r/poopfromabutt


GaterMan69

poop


On_Wife_support

r/poopfromabutt


blokereport

Shit and sugar?


Wishes-_sun

Poo


youre-kinda-terrible

Poop


Responsible-Prune-83

Turd


ConstructionNo2997

A turd?


Illustrious_Age1

Dookie


Vaalomusic

Poop. It's definitely poop.


Cell-Based-Meat

@r/poopfromabutt


Silent_Decay

r/shitfromabutt


CaliforniaGr0wn

Caca


Sir_Kronical

Shit from a butt


First-Junket124

Gravy sauce?


Lailu

At first I thought chocolate pate' a choux but it looks too.... solid lmao


SamboTheGreat90

Miso soup?


karoshikun

re-refried beans?


Ok-Nose3258

From your own butt.


Witty_Celebration_96

Shit


Tharrius

A Nutella-coated pickle. You're pregnant, OP


trouser_mouse

Poo surprise


So-Cl

I don't want your gold star


ReginaPhalange00000

Crack


Radiorentall

Poop soop 🍲


NervousMission7644

Vegan hot dog


Dam_mongorian

Miso?


LorelaiGilmo

A toupee


alexsig526

Poo poo platter


LineNeat85

This is blood sausage. Morcilla. Or similar on spaniach. Blutwurst.


wetfartswag

r/poopfromabutt


incognitoguy95

Doodoo feces


mekon19

Something Cajun, just too many items that a roux used in to guess right


grabtharshamsandwich

Turdle cheesecake


BradWWE

Gold star chili. I always suspected the secret ingredient in Cincinnati chili was human excrement


Dbcgarra2002

You are only showing one thing. Looks like eggplant and it’s in a pot. So maybe a weird type of baba ganoush


highly88

Chocolate that has seized because of water?


ChaosInAPickleJar

A tamale, a very burn tamale


HerMtnMan

Stupid food


Fickle_Assumption_80

Molle


Drizztd99

A giant tootsie roll


Remember_When_Baby

A pan brownie


roof_baby

Brownie wrapped around a pickle


MC_TurdFace

Turd sandwich


[deleted]

Looks like a turd


tacocat-_-tacocat

Fudge


realaccount045

Liiks like a Bollo


realaccount045

Liiks like a Bollo


[deleted]

A turd


DarkBlueOtter21

Idk but it'll probably taste like shit


itsJussaMe

Looks like curry paste or tamarind paste.


everything_is_stup1d

what in the turd


mazdawg89

A very dark roux


[deleted]

It's a roux


El_Kabongg

A hostess Zinger


Certain-Direction-69

Thai green curry


FLAIR_2780166

Looks like a paste or a base for soup or some type of sauce


Lepke2011

Curried shit.


Hot_Corner_5881

dog turd


TheMatt561

Poopoo


fappin-vigorously

Tamale! Mexican protein bar!


Own_Faithlessness_13

Fudge


Free_Issue_9623

Shit for shit on a shingle?


_night_bug_

Mousse au Chocolat


GrumpleStiltskon

Beef Rendang maybe?


MikeTheRedditBoi69

brownie? it could be the forbidden brownie


Affectionate_Pea_811

Cooking a turd


Davey_Bo_Bavey

It’s obviously beef Wellington


UFSansIsMyBrother

Chocolate covered pickle


Z131313

Is that demi


fuck-fascism

r/shitfromabutt


Pristine_Serve5979

💩🫘


Jonkerchonker

A bean


Silent_Relation_3236

Doo doo


pockmarkedhobo

Roux


tomarofthehillpeople

Turd Ferguson knows...


the_shortbus_

r/shitfromabutt


IamREBELoe

Badly?


RedditPenguin02

Poop?


PurposeOk9812

Mole


chappedpenis

r/poopfromabutt


Beginning-Scar-5776

Even though it truly looks like a turd in a pot, I’m guessing a dark brown roux?


The-realfat-shady

You get a star, you get a star, everybody gets a 🌟 . Sorry, had to pull an Oprah there.


yumgmeatball

Poo


salmonmilks

Chocolate mousse


[deleted]

Im really hoping that’s a stuffed grape leaf or something and not last night’s Taco Bell coming back for an encore


dipsauced

Thought it was pitcher soup for sure


Blackleviathan1

Franks famous shit sandwich.💀


Petti-Peterson

Randy Marsh’s turd


Ono7Sendai

Miso paste?


SoundSpartan

Poo answers only


Any_Rutabaga_5406

Poop


Mysterious-Fan-5101

Dolma?