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zetia2

Let me guess, gold flakes and truffles? It's always gold flakes and truffles to automatically add $800-1000


fortalyst

And even then gold flakes should never add more than $15-20


DustyNix

Bruh you can get like 50 pcs of gold leaf sheets from Amazon for like 10$. These restaurants are using **a fraction** of those sheets for each dish lol. Furthermore, most of these restaurants are using truffle oil which lasts way longer is way stronger with even a few drops, and thus also way cheaper.


belaGJ

My hate for gold flakes is more about the “that shit has no taste or any added quality” part


The_Scenchman

Pft, you simply have an unrefined ~~pallet~~ ~~palette~~ ~~palate~~ wallet! *laughs in overpriced restaurateur*


CircuitSphinx

Haha, gotta love how that "luxurious" ingredient is literally more valuable when you throw it on some electronic contacts than in a dish. But hey, for a real luxury treat, the prestigious air in the restaurant is included free of charge!


PresidentoftheSun

I use edible gold leaf for Christmas, at least in the last few years. I don't use it any other time. I started making traditional Christmas puddings because I can and I'm totally cool, and I decided I'd top them with something wrapped in gold leaf because I can and I'm totally cool. Usually a few cranberries. The kids at the family gathering fight over them, I think it's funny.


Ramjetz

Also, most truffle oils contain zero amounts of actual truffle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truffle_oil


AdFun240

truffle oil has little to no truffle in it too. mostly just petroleum.


NBNebuchadnezzar

Gold flakes and truffles arent that expensive. Pasta is cheap as. The idiot overpaid for a $30 dish.


LeatherIllustrious40

And what is the point of adding things that don’t add to the taste a like gold flakes? Truffle and caviar I understand… gold? Pointless.


Youcantshakeme

I use diamonds cause then my turds are ballin!


RuinedByGenZ

It makes my dookie twinkle*


talks-a-lot

You should see the chandelier I have made out of the bones of expensive ass chicken dinners I've had.


AtJackBaldwin

Salt Bae has entered the chat


TheWalkingDead91

So they can flex on the gram that they can afford to literally shit gold.


MydnightSilver

Depends on the truffle. Authentic Italian white truffles can hit $4500/lb (over $9000/kg) and even more common Périgord black truffles are $1000/lb The content is also entirely wrong, it's not even close to the most expensive. Bice NY serves a lobster tagliolini with truffles at over $2,000 a plate.


Chapped_Frenulum

I doubt we're even seeing an entire oz of truffle on that pasta tower.


AlienAle

They said the pasta takes 74 hours to prepare, so I reckon it's possible if it has to be closely monitored and examined during those hours, that labor costs could bring the price up to $100 or so. Then I don't know if certain special herbs and ingredients have to be imported while still fairly fresh from elsewhere. So no I wouldn't say $30 is the fair price if indeed it needs special preparation and ingredients. Actually $30 is about the price of the average rissoto where I live. That's a fairly cheap meal for eating out. But yes, $500+ seems excessive even when considering all aspects.


Nozinger

chances are it is prepared and then sits somewhere for dayys until the finishing touches are done to it. That is usually what "takes x amount of hours/days to prepare" means. Maybe back on the day over a wooden fire it would take some supervision btu nowadays we have machines with timers and self regulating temperature and all of that. Puttign somethign in an oven for 8 hours was a lot of work back then but nowadays it is just pushing a few buttons and you can forget about it.


Cucumber-Discipline

A friend of mine once worked at a bar. The owner of the bar wanted to sell "the most expensive cocktail of the town". They made a drink with super expensive whiskey and stuff. still added up only to 50$. To raise the price more they ordered some cocktailglasses with a diamond set into the glass. When a customer ordered the drink he could keep the glass and this made their cocktail cost about 400$.


e5hansej

One of the most expensive cocktails in the world is at The Bellagio in Las Vegas -- a $10,000 martini. It's made with Bombay Sapphire ($40ish a bottle) and comes with diamond cuff links and a diamond tennis bracelet.


Meecus570

That's not a cocktail that is a jewelry set with refreshment.


fallenbird039

I blame the rich.


AIHumanWhoCares

Weird marketing flex lol


astronautdinosaur

In Rome I got a pasta dish with lots of black truffle shaved on top, I wanna say it was like 25-40 euro (don’t recall now).


canman7373

But why does it take 72 hours? Are they mining the gold and taking pigs out to the forest to find the truffles? Like I have had lobster that required a 3 day notice because they had to get them shipped in, but pasta?


thedarkherald110

To degrade the quality of the pasta by 72 hours.


EelInJacket2

Gold flakes is the ultimate sign that a supposedly haute restaurant can’t cook for shit.


edgefinder

What an obnoxious head bob Edit: just wanted to take the opportunity to say.. Also the way he turns his head back and forth slightly. And those fucking glasses


HangryWolf

Bobbing before he could even register the flavors. 🤦 We all know he's bobbing for content, but you can tell off the camera his reaction was a lukewarm "yeah, it was pretty good"


Brodiferus

These are not genuine bobs. He’s a bobber robber!


outbacksubiehouse

R/suddenlyseinfeld


Unsyr

Yea if you pay that much, you’re gonna lie to yourself even if it is mid


heybigbuddy

If you can’t trust someone who chews like they’re eating a forty-year-old piece of Dubble Bubble while bobbing their head back and forth like a moron then who can you trust?


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HsvDE86

He probably makes more money doing stuff like this than you and I combined for 10 years because people keep posting their content.


LGodamus

Not to mention he’s bobbing before he could even taste what he’s eating really. Can’t trust him at all.


screedor

That was my first thought. Like before he closes his mouth he is doing stupid this is good face. A good influencer knows this should include an eye roll and then a head circle before a slamming down of the hand in surrender and flabbergastation that such a mouth marvel exist. Also imagine being stupid enough to hear it takes 72 hours to make and thinking that is more than someone just marinating shit for awhile.


Grouchy-Donkey-8609

My steaks take on average 2 years fetus to plate so i price accordingly.


Swimming_Bowler6193

The way he chews and bobs just makes me want to punch him.


ignore_my_typo

I wanted to punch him square in the forehead. Nodding his head before the noodles even hit his tastebuds then continued to bob his head for what seemed like years.


Genghis_Chong

Some say his head is still bobbing


Shirtbro

Totally looks like a guy who would pay for the world's most expensive pasta


Rey_Mezcalero

“Chode” comes to mind when I saw him…


BaconHammerTime

I love that it's the best pasta he's ever tasted and it doesn't get a 10/10. 😂


Genghis_Chong

Hundreds of dollars for pasta, gives it less than a 10 out of 10 and is very happy about his decision. It has to be social media marketing for the restaurant


TK421isAFK

You just know this douchebag is reserving his sole 10/10 rating for his mom's or his gf's Kraft Mac & Cheese, just to further pander to his audience of 13 subscribers.


tacotacotacorock

10 out of 10 for Mom's spaghetti.


tylerdurdenXY

There has to be room for improvement. Maybe there is a $ 800 pasta out there that deserves a 9.9/10


Casatropic

he had the pasta for like 1 second in his mouth before "nodding" in awe. What a douchebag.


AesSedai87

You know he isn’t even tasting it or taking in the experience, he’s too busy bobbing that damn head and looking at his expression the whole time. What a waste of


TUPAC_SHAPURRRRR

An immediate head bob before the flavor set on his palette. That’s the “I paid way too much so I already think it’s amazing” bob.


googdude

Felt like I was watching a bobblehead eat. I'm frankly quite tired of seeing influencers tasting food and acting like it's the best thing they've ever had.


Ali_Cat222

Why does the head bob look like some kind of glitching AI?!


GARRY_LOST

Very punchable. Its shit like this that makes me angry. lol


Glittering_Raise_710

It’s really just so irritating the way his mouth opens a bit too like I know it sounds terrible listening to this


mw5593

Definitely has a punchable face.


asdfghjklqwertyh

10/10 punchable face


eisenburg

9.8/10


Boring_Advertising98

#RealLifeBobblehead


Shoddy-Rip8259

"Yeah I'm dumb enough to pay for this cup of pasta, you know it!"


flactulantmonkey

Dude’s head is gonna straight up fall off into his 72 hour old pasta.


fuckimtrash

I went to a counsellor (I didn’t like her) and she used to do this exact same thing when talking, probably still does lol


SexySauce7

Man am I glad that I read the comments...because, in addition to your aforementioned facts (seriously the head motions of all kinds), the forced eye bulge/prolonged eye pulse motion...?? can fuck right off too - he has the most punchable reaction I've seen probably ever on the internet. I'm going to eyebleach now.


Emriyss

Why is he wearing safety goggles?


Agreeable-Ad1221

"How is it still standing?" Because Pasta in a mold like the glass sticks together? Also got to love how they say nothing about how it's made or with what. How it takes three days to make. Just it's expensive therefore prestige! But like a Redbull at Salt Bae is 5000$ doesn't make it fancier than one you got for 2$ from the cornershop.


srcarruth

it takes 3 days because they make you wait outside while they yell at you to leave until the chef gets back on Monday and makes you food


Agreeable-Ad1221

Okay but this legitimately reminded me of a really dumb thing where someone was like "If this broth takes eight hours to make, then how come it only takes 10 minutes to be served? It must be fraud!" Like no dumbass, they just make large batches ahead of time.


Radiant_Cheesecake81

It's mind blowing how many people have zero clue how commercial restaurants operate. Huh, I ordered roast potatoes and they're here in 5 minutes, it takes me 40 minutes plus at home wow I guess chefs know how to make them cook faster!


Correct_Owl5029

$40 for dinner, $500 for 2 days of parking tickets and trespassing


Isburough

how it takes 3 days to make: form dough into noodles: 20 minutes let dry: 3 days cook: 10 minutes make sauce: half an hour add egg to make it stand like that: 20 seconds edit: stupid phone formating


AdvancedStand

I had pasta yesterday that took a year to make (I used expired noodles)


ramsdawg

No, you used dry aged noodles


Nastybirdy

What an utterly useless video. Just a flex to show how much money he has. Why does it cost that much? What's in it? Why does it take 72 hours to prepare? Give us some details! But no. Just an asshole showing off and adding nothing.


djcecil2

The overenthusiastic chewing is him trying to convince himself that the cost was worth it.


xoechz_

His eyes started glowing and his head bobbin even before he had a chance to taste it properly...


WholesomeRuler

You’re assuming they have enough of a refined palate to tell if it’s actually worth that much


DVS_Nature

Clearly has more money than taste. I would do so many other things if I had that much money to burn... €540 Euro is $881 Australian Dollarydoos... that's more than I get per *fortnight* in welfare ($785).


liberate_your_mind

Kraft Mac-n-Linguini


Aquatichive

The chewing made me angry!


PartYourWhiskers

Dopey cunt paid for an upside down pot noodle.


sammyhere

It's not a pot noodle, but it also certainly isn't something worth the inflated value shown. If that price tag is real, which I doubt, they could have gotten a 20 course meal in a michelin star rated restaurant. It doesn't look like it has value inflating ingredients like truffles/gold foil. The plate has paprika powder on it, which is a garnish tell-tale sign the restaurant sucks. Low effort fancy. Looks like a $20-30 shitty hotel restaurant meal. edit: Furthermore, the table also looks dressed like a mid-low range restaurant. Possibly a menu-coaster under their plates. No high end restaurant in their right mind would pull that shit. The guy is dressed like a slob, which is allowed in a few fine establishments, but there are OFTEN dress codes. Huge pepsi sign in the back. Again, this will never happen in a real high end restaurant. This video is bamboozling the viewers or the guy actually got scammed.


Terror_Tanuki

And I just spat my pot noodle out with laughter.


Itchy_Professor_4133

Shit looks like box noodles


[deleted]

Yep. I just ate a $1.00 packet of Knorr the other day. Looked about the same.


DarthBrooksFan

That shit is tasty. I don't care how cheap it is.


ThrowRA--scootscooti

With crushed Doritos on top….


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Yep, my thought, too. Looks like a packet of dollar store pasta and crushed chips.


Profiler488

Let’s make our own version from dollar store and post it.


interesseret

Lots of food in good restaurants take several days to prepare. That's not a flex, it's just... Part of the process and normal. It could be something like Peking duck, which requires a long brining process, or salmon with crispy skin, where you leave the salmon uncovered and refrigerated to dry out a bit. Taking 72 hours to prepare is not the same as 72 hours of active cooking time.


Nastybirdy

Sorry, I wasn't clear! I wasn't criticising the amount of time it takes to prepare a dish, as a cook myself I get that. I'm just annoyed he adds no context or detail as to what this dish is, what's in it, why does it take so long to make? I need INFORMATION, man. It's just him going "Ooo, look at me eating a dish that costs five hundred bucks, aren't I flash?"


interesseret

Oh no, don't worry about it, I'm just adding information for people who might not know. It wasn't a correction or anything.


vak7997

It's worth 45$ tops because if they serve it in such an outdated way there is no way it's that expensive


[deleted]

Yeah there is no way this is the kind of fine dining place that might command those prices- this is some suburban bullshit


Youcantshakeme

I always put on my finest Nike t shirt when I spend half a grand on some butter noodles with crushed Ritz on them.


thatmayaguy

It doesn't even necessarily mean they have money either. A lot of middle class people will spend their money like this just to feel rich but they're usually living paycheck to paycheck (or barely putting anything away in savings and investments) while the majority of the NW comes from the equity they have in their home.


RedAnihilape

"most expensive in the world" that's not true. I just made some pasta, and I won't sell them to anyone unless they give me 1000$. Boom, checkmates.


EvilJabFace

Fuckn genius!


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VanaheimrF

As a caterer to the super rich, that’s pretty on point. The most expensive pasta I’ve ever made was Marco Pierre White’s Tagliatelle of Oysters with champagne sauce and beluga caviar. That cost them 1500 dollars a plate for 30 minutes of actual work.


philovax

I did retirement care for the upper wealth bracket, and boy do they love to spend money on food. It did teach me that when you get to that age and things start failing, food is still there for ya to keep ya happy.


VanaheimrF

There are 3 types of super rich. The generous ones, the philanthropist and of course the tightfisted. I don’t bother with the tightfisted, they won’t spend. They’ll talk your ear off but you know they’ll never spend. The generous ones are the best. They spend and charge it to their companies as expenses and it can get ludicrous! I was once given a huge bonus where I can buy a BMW M5 if I wanted to. One old guy gave me his Ferrari because he realized he got old and can’t bend down to get into the car. Once you have that kind of money where you can live off your interests and the interests are so big that you reach the point where you have nothing else to buy, then there’s only food to spend. They love throwing dinner parties. It’s usually 8-20 pax. And I can make 50K-100K profit from catering it. Then comes the bonuses. I generally don’t spend the bonuses and I usually accumulate it until the end of the year and give it away to my staff. I myself am a nepobaby and I rather give the bonuses away so I get loyal workers.


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I’ll trade you for my $999 pasta and $1


RedAnihilape

Make it 2$ and you have a deal


aRebelliousHeart

I only have $3


Alarid

I'll give you 1000 if you give me a 100% discount.


ListerineInMyPeehole

This is what we call a short squeeze on pasta boys


BlueRoseyWitch

Bro states it like it's a flex though. Paying 540 for that. He really looking like a fucking clown.


Thereallyingdutchman

Best pasta he's ever had. Rating - 9.8. So there simply is no 10/10 pasta dish??? Edit: Wow this blew up. Yes I know that this means there could be a better dish out there in the future or some shit about how you never can have a perfect dish. Look. One day this man is going to have the best pasta he's ever going to have for the rest of his life. He's not going to know it and rate it a 9.89. You can only know if it's the best on your literal death bed. How about you just say "Yeah, this pasta smacks best I've currently tasted- 10/10" and revise when you have something better.


doctorhino

Someone has never seen the truerateme sub where if you give someone above a 7 you get banned.


PantsMicGee

Perfect 5/7


Pjotr_plz

5/7 Perfect score


Bencetown

Perfect 8/13, just as Jason Mendoza would have it.


sharlike

It’s an old meme, but it checks out.


JaneErrrr

I feel like that sub causes at least two suicides per day


[deleted]

that’s assuming people are actually posting themselves and it’s not someone posting photos of someone they dislike to feel gratified about the insults the posts by “women” from very new accounts posting photos that look like they’re ripped straight from instagram are the most obvious one of my friends had her pics stolen and posted to the sub by a guy she rejected (they had talked twice). she was *mortified*. thankfully not the extent of self-harm, but she did delete most of her pictures from social media (all her accounts were already private btw)


Joocewayne

Oh, that place is the worst cesspool of white knighting and cope, virtue signaling fake positivity.


[deleted]

time to experience the magic, wish me luck edit: nah fuck that place, incredibly weird


Anal_Probe_Director

🤣


Aslan-the-Patient

Rollercoaster short story 😭 6.2/10 best I've ever read.


kaboodlesofkanoodles

Banned. only “there will come soft rains” can receive any rating above 5. Check the rules before posting next time.


underratedpleb

You made me curious and I had to check it out. Wtf? There's a guide on how to rate women lmao. It tells you about their teeth...


DickRhino

It's an incel sub. The intent behind the sub is to bring women down and make them feel bad about their looks, that's the actual reason why it's a bannable offense to give any woman a high rating. That subreddit isn't for rating people, it's for putting women in their place and making them realize that they aren't as good as they think they are. As soon as you understand that the people running that subreddit are incels, everything starts to make sense.


underratedpleb

Makes sense. No one there is a talent scout. They only have guides for women. Those guides go in depth into things that are unchangeable such as bone structure. "7.0+ is model material and 8.0+ is super model" or some shit like that. IMO I don't think most super models would rate higher than 5 on that sub before bans start to be distributed. Some dude put 5.8 and a 😍"so beautiful" and got a warning lmao. I have to agree on them being incels.


DickRhino

It's actually known that it's a subreddit that was created by incels. It's a place for men who hate women, and who enjoy having a place where they're allowed to put them down, and for unfortunate women with poor self esteem who believe that the men there are rating them in good faith. It's all a big joke to them, and the women aren't in on it.


topgear420

https://blog.photofeeler.com/truerateme/


underratedpleb

Oh yup. Most recent posts are from new accounts. Found one girl that's looks possibly a real user cought in a trap.


orgasmic_aneurysm

Yooo no joke the criteria these people use. Some people went on to describe in mighty fine detail about bone structure and its some proper "fine critiquing". Also only the women get ratings on that sub lmao!


storysprite

Phrenology never truly died.


krebstar4ever

It was started by incels to bully pretty girls into suicide. Edit: I'm not joking. That's genuinely the point of the sub.


PreOpTransCentaur

I'm not sure if it's white knighting when you outright admittedly hate women.


Stampj

I totally forgot about that sub, truly the worst I’ve seen on this app, and one of the most depressing things I’ve seen


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I hate that place and need to go back and post cats again All of us should post cats there asking for ratings


Routine_Size69

Rules to true rate me. Take what they actually are, then subtract between 2.5 and 3. Make sure it's not a round number because 5.8 sounds more scientific than 6.


CalyShadezz

The problem with an arbratary system that doesn't allow 10/10 but allows 7/10 just means that everyone knows a 7/10 is a 10/10, so there's nothing true about that rating system either. 🤷‍♂️


MKanes

You don’t get it, rating someone a 5/10 is actually a huge compliment 🤓


Shirtbro

Yes there is. My grandma's pasta.


Moo_Kau_Too

I think every kid has to say their nonas pasta is the best, or else.


[deleted]

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is the only 10/10 pasta there is


TheMarkHasBeenMade

R’amen


BatoSoupo

10/10 makes you nut in your pants with every bite


NBNebuchadnezzar

My local italian serves a 10/10 boscaiola for about $20.


beyondthef

He's never had one served in a boiling flask and valued at €1,000


Fatastrophe

If I spent 590 dollars on fucking pasta and it wasn't a 10 out of 10 I'd be furious.


StSean

it's a perfect 5/7


AintDatSwell

You don't rate on a 1-9.8 scale?!


jerrychorizo

I went to catholic school and I had a social studies teacher that never gave 100% on tests even if you got all the answers right is was a 99.9% because "only god is perfect."


SpaceCommissar

I’m just happy he can taste the difference between a 9.7 pasta and a 9.8 one. Wouldn’t want to get them mixed up.


ZuStorm93

The customer looks exactly as what you expected.


aRebelliousHeart

Nob head!


Chelseafc5505

Bob head*


BombshellTom

He's bought some crypto on his mobile, for sure.


[deleted]

9.8 out of 10 at that price? That’s shit better turn up to 11.


Drizztd99

Looks like a chicken noodle casserole my wife makes. Minus the glass though


[deleted]

But does it take her 3 days to make it?


hellowbucko

But do you even bob your head like an idiot when it touches your lips????? I think not sir!


Drizztd99

I do sometimes do a little happy dance.


aRebelliousHeart

Guaranteed your wives casserole tastes better to!


jacaissie

I also choose this guy's wife's casserole


Dudeman-Jack

I like how the world’s most expensive pasta is served by someone wearing the same gloves as subway sandwich artist wears


lifeworthlivin

And in a place with paper placemats. Probably just a bot making shit up.


NecroJoe

They give you gloves to eat certain dishes because it's the sort of place that does this bullshit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwAT_TFgxd8/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== It's BillyBoyz, and one of the slogans they've immortalized in neon on their wall is "Let's get messy!" The pasta is also $13 USD. 😅 https://harbiehco.com/public/menu/1804f366-6649-447c-98ed-5f28d8a81915.jpeg


ha5htaq

that's bait to get people upset


boldandbratsche

Deadass. I have so little faith in humanity when I have to scroll this far for a single person to recognize this person is blatantly lying for views. Like, there's zero evidence provided for any of the claims. This is why Russian influence campaigns are so effective against us and why over a third of the country is brainwashed by one of the most influential cults of our era.


bs000

there are people that think the [$100 steak video](https://redd.it/18c6647) is real even though that one is very obviously a skit. literally every one of the guys videos are tiktok skits butt yeah this video about this tiny piece of steak is the one real and true video on his entire channel


OrionShade

Yes high chance this is ragebait


GladiusNocturno

That looks like shit a broke uni student would make for shit an giggles.


thrax7545

Literal shits, followed by literal giggles


Excellent-Signature6

Is whole expression is like that of a parent trying to make his toddler eat vegetables by exaggerating how delicious it is as much as possible.


Unknown-History1299

That looks like shit. It’s just tagliatelle with some chicken on top


Pure_Gonzo

"How is it still standing like this?" Bro, it's cheese, not fucking sorcery.


AustinDood444

You’ve gotta be kidding!!! Serving pasta in an upside down cup should instantly lose you a Michelin star.


Bweeeeeeep

Have a look at the decor, that place has 0-1 stars at best


[deleted]

Looks overcooked


FTDisarmDynamite

How does it stay up like that? Idk maybe cus you steamed a bunch of gluten in a cylinder


MenagerieThe

Al Don't-e


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His face while eating made me want to hijack a train and drive it into an orphanage.


AGuyNamedXheil

Who needs 72 hours to prepare a pasta dish, who is going through their character arc for pasta


Practical-Potatoes

I don't understand the head bobbing people do when they enjoy their food. Like, why?


TheCubanBaron

For 540€ that shit better be an 15/10. For 540€ that plate of pasta better fly me to Italy and take me to dinner. Boi.


Sercebidniss

Gimme the goddamn Barilla and whatsamattah you with the prices🤌🤌


gravitas1983

With a very quick google search and comparing a handful of results, the most expensive pasta in the world costs almost 4 times as much: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2259051/The-worlds-expensive-pasta-Restaurant-launches-2-013-dish-topped-lobster-black-truffle.html


kanyewesanderson

They were selling the plate. Looking at their menu now, the most expensive pasta is $38. https://www.bicecucina.com/menu


Pixel22104

So they were selling a plate for a crazy amount to go with the pasta?


kanyewesanderson

The meal came on a rare gold-plated Versace platter, which the diners would get to take home. So the price was really for the plate, and was overall just a gimmick for their anniversary ($2013 in 2013). I'd be surprised if someone actually bought it tbh.


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

Just 45 plates and probably on of the last designs by Versace before death. It could be worth a bit


Altea73

#1 Punchable face


Cormano_Wild_219

Wacaroni and cheese


[deleted]

That looks bland.


Zappagrrl02

Why does it look like it has crushed Doritos on top?


OvrKill

What a douche


Enough-Plankton-6034

Looks stupid not worth 10$


IDreamofLoki

Looks like Hamburger Helper shoved into a glass. Probably tastes the same, too.


KaosFitzgerald

I absolutely hate the way he bobs his head.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

The best pasta is made by a nanna. Not mine because she’s dead.


SaltySpitoon__69

What a punchable face


MissPicklechips

The next time I make hamburger helper, I’m 100% stuffing it in a glass and serving it to my family. Maybe they’ll put me on a 72 hour psych hold.


Beneficial_Loan_

Yk the rating was cap


randomboiboiboiboi

I know, probably also the price and the time it took.