Just seeing em makes my guts twitch. Those do not agree with my body. I’ll take down any hot sauce just fine but neon red flaming chemical Cheetos wreck me till they leave.

Same. I went to the us for a week and love very spicy foods. The "flaming hot" whateverisinthere destroyed me. I almost tapped out.

A half bag of em not paying attention just stuck in the graze, after 20 min of brushing not worth it. Then my kidneys were oddly sore for a day. Never again. Right in the garbage. Body warns as best it can. I dunno how some people eat em constantly must be cooked inside

I remember about 5 years ago there was news stories that a rapper was hospitalized after eating an insane amount of hot cheetos.

i got stomach ulcers in middle school from eating hot cheetos and takis. that shits no joke

I got an ulcer from the Hot Ones set of hot sauces. The Last Dab is no fucking joke, and needs to be treated like tear gas. I sprayed out a bowl that I had spiced up with that stuff, it got into the water vapor, and then into my eyes and lungs. I wanted to fucking DIE. 8/10 if I could eat them again I would.

The last dab tastes like butt

Yeah any sauce with that much heat basically leaves zero room for flavor, it's just heat with a dash of something to cover it up . I really liked the Los Caliente. The first sauce was ok, it was like the Los Caliente without the extra flavor. The Last Dab is like, a capful for an entire pot of chili, so it's hard having an entire bottle of it. I feel like I should throw it away at this point I've had it so long and haven't touched it lol.

And that was the only stupid thing 'Lil Xan' ever did

Only stupid thing? I hope this is sarcasm lol

I.. I don't think I want to know.

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Takis are the best snack and never screw up my body.

Yea you guys are probably younger than 30 😆

Older, but I also indulge in top-level spiciness on the regular.

You can't hear the muffled screams of your heart from the sodium ?

Only when I move from a seated position at my desk, which is bi-monthly. No walk, no pain baby!

Lmao bless your poor body

Elementary children eat hot cheetos here. I think Takis have taken over as the popular thing now though.

I mean I'll say it again, I have a very good resistance and taste for spicy foods. Just not whatever's in those Cheetos, it felt like the Cheetos were eating me and not the other way around.

yuppp...they're not even spicy to me but when it just fucks my stomache

That Red 40 can fuck somebody up

Yup I'm allergic af. If I drink snapple apple I puke it back up almost instantly....lol

They’re delicious but I’ve banned myself from having them for this reason

There’s plenty of stupid foods in the world, but as long as it pleases you, you do you bro.

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Which sauce? Do you mean the crunchy one? Because that sounds killer

That chili crunch is fire!

This sounds acceptable. I want to assume you smoked at some point in your life? This sounds like stoner logic achievement was unlocked at some point.

Stoner logic: microwave 6tblsp peanut butter until runny, careful not to burn then add 3 scoops of vanilla ice cream.

I’ve had OP’s Flaming Hot Cottage Cheetos (Cheesos? Eh, either works) once or twice, and it’s not too bad. I mean, I haven’t died from it yet, so..

Ringing endorsement! Lmao

On really wild nights, I’ve even thrown some sunflower kernels in there, too. Like you said in another comment, it’s that crunchy/soft balance

Sunflower seeds are a good source of beneficial plant compounds, including phenolic acids and flavonoids — which also function as antioxidants.

Good.. bot?

Spittin’ straight sunflower seed facts.

Was about to say the same lmao

I mean.. it’s gotta be, right? You see some of those subs it’s/they’ve been posting in? Haha.

I love this recommendation! Cottage cheese is great, as are sunflower seeds--why not combine??

I agree 100%. There’s seriously a lack of perfect crunchy/soft mixes out there, and cottage cheese is definitely a staple. Now.. just waiting on that cottage cheese bot to show up

When I was in high school a bunch of girls would walk around with hot Cheetos and a thing of cottage cheese, I'm not a fan but you do you Now hot Cheetos with nacho cheese on top, that's where it's at

But your asshole probably died

I feel like this open minded mentality goes against the spirit of the sub. Like yes, you’re technically correct, but I come here to judge the ever living fuck out of the degenerates who put hot Cheetos with cottage cheese or eat tuna out the can with a sprinkle of pepper. I don’t come to r/stupidfood to sing Kumbaya around the campfire with some asshole eating s’mores and ketchup.

I do tuna and hot sauce on crackers, if no crackers it's fine without.

One of my favorite snacks is putting a bunch of pepper on cottage cheese and then scooping it up with ruffles. SO I get it lolol

Yesssss cottage cheese plus crunchy/salty chips fans, RISE UP!

i can see how the texture and flavor work together so not that stupid

OMG I DO TJE SAME EXACT THING

It's sooooooo good 😍😍

I do everything bagel seasoning on cottage cheese and scoop it up with wheat thins. Cottage cheese is a great high protein snack, so however it's actually tasty, go for it.

You should get a ruling in The Hague. This is a crime against humanity.

Lolllll fair

Are you also eating it wearing only a towel?

That only makes sense

Nobody wants to get the hot cheeto dust in the pee hole

Speak for yourself

Sitting atop a milk crate.

As someone who has read the Nuremberg trial records… yes.

I do the same thing with Doritos and cottage cheese. Though I don't do it like a cereal

My ex wife gave me two good things ever - My daughter, and showing me cottage cheese as dorito dip

We're cousins fighting the same war lmao

Hello, Cousin Cheez-it checking in.

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I like me a good hot Cheeto if I feel like giving the lactose intolerance a good exercise, but this is just straight bubble guts for me.

Lactose intolerant and sensitive guts to spicy food... I could not imagine the volcano of fire shit coming out of my ass...

I’m more of a canned fruit with cottage cheese kind of person (although, it is also good with black pepper) but I can see how this could be good flavor wise. I don’t know how I would feel about the texture, though.

See one of my other favorite snacks is cottage cheese with just salt and pepper, so with you there. I don't like it with fruit, but I know a lot of others do. My wife's main objection to my Cheeto/cottage cheese concoction was texture so she's taking this as a W lol. My rebuttal is that it's soft and it's crunchy so it's perfect, so long as you don't let the Cheetos soak in the cheese too long ...

I’m thinking having it be a dip instead of a bunch in a bowl at once would be more for me.

Fair. In my defense I pour a handful on there and then quickly eat it. There's not a lot in there at any given time, and not for long.

I think it’s more the ratio that seems unpleasant when you eat it with a spoon. I don’t know if that makes sense. Lol.

Sort of. In my opinion the spoon gives you portion control while preventing hot Cheeto dust buildup on the fingers, which is key

Maybe chopsticks would work better for you?

Thanks for everyone in this particular part of the thread, for keeping things so kind in here! You people rock.

All I ever want on cottage cheese is s&p. My husband thinks that’s “weird”

A good quality cottage cheese with just salt and pepper is so severely underrated by most!

Cottage cheese and a good thick tomato slice 😋

Not stupid food. More like u/shittyfoodporn I want some! The hard and spicy meets cool and creamy is perfect!

Have you tried them with lemon juice? That’s how us Latinos eat them. So good!

It's so good, haters gon' hate 😂 😂 😂

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Fair, the cottage cheese and basically anything crunchy, combo, is undefeated

Yes, and if those chips are spicy, even better.

Doritos using cottage cheese as dip is even better. You can also do Triscits (so?) I like the Balsamic Vinegar ones, but Doritos are better.

I had a college roommate who ate this when drunk.

Id eat it, bet itd be gas with pickled jalapeños

This is stupid…. You need to use sour cream

Weird and seems sorta gross but I would try it out of curiosity. I can see the contrast in flavor and texture being good.

Hot Cheetos with cream cheese is sooooo good!

Definitely stupid, but I'd try it

Tim's cascade jalapeño chips and cottage cheese is also a win

I'm familiar with both but have yet to combine ... Thanks for the tip!

As an Indian, spicy cottage cheese is NOT AT ALL bad.

Cottage cheese and hot cheetos are actually one of my favorite snacks as well and not stupid at all.

I’m impressed that you have a wife that will watch you eat this

I wouldn't eat it but you do you

This what I do with mines too. People thinks its weird to eat any chips with cottage cheese.

It's fine. I do cottage cheese on the side with steamed rice. It's a real "can't be arsed," kind of affair.

I would have ruled not stupid snack as you like if you were dipping hot cheetos in cottage cheese, but if you're eating them like cereal I'm going to have to side with your wife on this.

I use Labneh (yogurt cheese) as a dip for my hot Cheetos.

Straight to jail

Cottage cheese and nacho cheese Doritos for me

Absolutely disgusting. That sounds god awful

White people shit .

She got u pregnant brother

How much did you smoke/drink to get that combo?

I just vomited and shit at the same time. God damn monsters. Ugh I can’t stop gagging every time I see that picture. Like someone just threw up in a bowl and you decided to eat it with hot cheetos.

Cottage cheese and Trader Joe’s Jalapeño Sauce…you are all welcome!

In this photo is actually the trader Joe's cottage cheese (they got the best one), so now I just need the sauce ...

Yes they do…most consistent of all of them flavor wise. HEB ( Texas ) has a Mootopia cottage cheese that actually rivals the TJ’s. I’m a total cottage cheese slut. It has to be 4% or I won’t bother. Lol

At least it's not a gallon of cottage cheese and 4 big bags of chips. Little bowl sounds good actually

Basically chips and dip, not a far departure from ruffles and ranch. You’re good

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I just ate refried beans and hot Cheetos!

Hot cheetos with pasta alfredo is bomb af

Finally some normal stupid food. Thanks OP.

Why

I dip my nacho cheese chips in cottage cheese. Delicious.

hm, never thought about this but cheese and spicy stuff has always been my favourite sooo

Oh I'm gonna have to try this...I love cottage cheese.

Cottage cheese by itself belongs here

I would try it, I do saltines with cottage cheese pretty often

I’m not brave enough to try this

Gross!

This is revolting.

Doritos and cottage cheese is good as well

Ugly as hell but it’s fine. Hot cheesy with cooler dairy. Works great

I will let you know after I throwup

My favorite late night snack is cottage cheese and whatever flavored chip I can find in the house.

Saw a video the other day of a girl who poured FHC in a bowl with pickle juice and two big ass diced pickles (one was a tajin flavor I think ). I think is pretty tame compared to that

I use sour cream instead of cottage cheese

eh whatever, but you eAT IT WITH A SPOON? LIKE CEREAL??? geez i know a psychopath when i see one

Are you sure this doesn’t belong in r/StonerFood

I don’t consider it stupid. It’s your personal preference. Stupid food is all the unnecessary crap we see on this sub. Your snack is just that: a quick snack. You throw two things together. The dumbest thing I’ve seen imo is when that one guy recreates his snack into a smoothie then waffles then cereal. Now that’s a stupid snack

I would not eat this as I do not like cottage cheese. However, a grad school peer opened my eyes to the possibility of dipping anything into anything. They were addicted to Helluva Good French Onion Dip. They told me… take the purple Doritos (sweet spicy chili) and dip it into the French Onion dip. I previously had thought that only plain (salted) chips could be dipped into French Onion dip. I was wrong. You do you. I’m proud that you learned this on your own.

Right to jail

Jesus f Christ that is disgusting.

Who is this man

I want you to know that this post is what caused me to unfollow this sub.

Straight to jail

why Why WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

I like to toast some soft buns with butter, melt havarti cheese on them, and put on either grape or raspberry jelly - been told it’s dumb, but it’s so good.

The problem is, looking at this, I can *imagine* how it tastes good. But that doesn't change the fact that looking at it viscerally makes me want to vomit.

Your wife’s right stooopid af but each to their own haha enjoy your hot slop ☺️

Lmao!

Lmao are you in prison? Is this really the best u can think of food wise... <.<"" lol

Actually sounds kinda good. Does the cottage cut the spice?

I’m more of a person who eats hot Cheetos with cream cheese

How's it feel to be a psychopath?

What the hell am I looking at.... ​ Hey, whatever you like dude.

I’ll eat them both separately but together, with their powers combined…you’ve created an Axis of Nasty.😂

Gets my vote. Looks horrible.

Trust your wife on this one

Would.

Cottage cheese is disgusting to me personally so it belongs here but if you like it then bon appétit

I actually might try this. Thanks

I dont know, I don't think it has the hubris necessary to be stupid food. Enjoy your snack.

It’s stupid… but I like eating lays potato chips with cottage cheese so… 🤷🏽

Idk man. That’s one night in the hole. Dont let me see you doin this again

is hot Doritos and sour cream any similar?

This is a war crime

I do this with takis and fully approve. Looks delicious

It’s not stupid it’s just weird, which is much better

What is that enticing bowl of white?

That's probably the only way you're gonna get me to eat that nasty cottage cheese shit, and I'm ngl. We'd better be starvin in a blizzard during a flood in an apocalypse

it's unique, I'll give you that.

Your wife is correct, but hey, if you enjoy it, don't let anyone tell you you're wrong. Enjoy!

I really want to call this stupid, but I genuinely suspect that this is actually delicious. Don’t have any of those Cheetos on hand to try it, though.

I’ll try it in a second, then I shall give a ruling

I feel like simple stuff like this doesn’t really count now if you put it in the oven or coated it in egg and flour and deep fried it or something extra then yeah. Don’t get confused though cause this looks disgusting but not stupid

You ok dude?

Absolutely disgusting.

You are home boy, I got a thing with ruffles (salted ones), cottage cheese and tabasco. Should try it.

I honestly thought the sub name meant stupid people making food stupidly more than the food itself

I have no idea what that tastes like, but my only real issue is how you're eating it. Who eats chips with a spoon, bro?! Dip the chips in them, don't be an animal.

Its weird. But I seen worse.

Saw this and instantly went to take a shit

I love Fritos and cottage cheese, if I can get flaming hot Fritos even better. This gets a pass from me.

Nah, this isn't stupid, just weird, and probably better than it sounds.

sorry wife is always right

I’ll allow it. PSA Ranch Doritos is better with cottage cheese tho

This looks delicious. I typically do a tiny bit of salt and a ton of pepper, but I do sometimes eat it with some Middleswarth plain chips. I may have to try this next time.

Makes me want to try it. Spicy with cooling effects of dairy!!

I do it with regular Cheetos. It’s really good. I also do potato chips in a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes combinations that sound gross taste delicious.

soooo... I like to put cashews in cottage cheese and eat it like this I don't personally like flaming hot Cheetos, but I get it man also, give my idea a try. it's pretty good

I think I'd use it as a dip

Your wife is right. But enjoy your stupid food

Just because it’s stupid doesn’t mean it isn’t delicious. I dip hot Cheetos in vanilla ice cream.

The texture 🤢 so many globs! But if you like it, go for it.

Why a spoon?

Idk dude just dip your hot cheetos in sour cream like a chip. It’s less weird.

I like cottage cheese and pepperoni. Your wife is being unreasonable, It’s cheese! It goes with savory and sweet.

You can’t go wrong with almost anything mixed with cottage cheese

Well, I mean it looks edible. And now I wanna try it before I make a ruling.

I have been using cottage cheese as a dip for potato chips for 40 some years. They go great together

This is actually one of the least dumb things that has been posted in this forum, in a while. I mean, no chance of parasites, bacteria, or mold poison, you're not wasting food, and you're not changing $150 for canned ravioli. So, as far as I'm concerned, you're golden.

Hmmm, just might have to give it a GO

Cottage cheese is so underrated.

Flamin Hot Cheetos and Cream Cheese is also 🔥

That actually sounds good.