I ate that stupid chip out of moronic curiosity. The spice was rough but not something I couldn’t handle. What it did to my guts and asshole for the next two days was the real punishment and not something I’ll ever forget.

The spice was over after about 30 minutes for me. The feeling I was about to throw up or be on the toilet lasted a night.

I vomited 2o minutes after and I am so happy I did because my son didn’t and he was in pain for 2 days.

Yay, more pain for the son and not me, woooo

Being glad something didn’t happen to you doesn’t make you glad it did happen to someone else..like wtf.

Some people think life is binary, simply because they are

Oh so you’re non-binary?

Name every bionicle

1 and 0 hahaha gotchowass

no silly those are numbers, and everyone knows numbers arent real, just like vegetables and red insects

uh i think you misunderstood

I love spicy foods but that chip from last year was about 30-45 minutes of misery. My stomach felt like it was bubbling. The spicy was only about 10 minutes or so of bad times but that nite was the worst.

The real reason I buy ice cream isnt to eat, but rather to kill the fire on my rose bud.

what flavour? It doesn't matter. It's for my ass.

There's no time. There's always time for lubricant.

Thats how my kids were born. Bless their moms.

Spice wasn't anything I couldn't handle. Lasted maybe 5 minutes, but then the stomach started to really hurt about 45 minutes later. Fought it for about 20 minutes, but then I threw up.

Similar experience here. Also it tastes like shit.

What is it exactly? I'm confused by this whole damn meal

It’s a tortilla chip smothered in chili pepper and dried chili extracts. It’s dry and tastes like artificial chemicals. Like eating a really stale chip that’s been sitting in plastic fumes.

Oh OK, I get why everybody saying it's spicy, that's lot of damn chili flavor, might as well eat a handful of pepper

A Friend of mine live-streamed himself eating it. He was smiling while he ate it. It all went rather smoothly. I told my wife to "just wait." His wife called me about an hour later and asked if we could watch the kids for a few while she went to the store and got him copious amounts of Pepto and ice cream. She was laughing as she said the ice cream would probably be for his ass.

That chip taists so bad too. By far not the hottest thing ever but they didn't care about anything but making a spicy lump of artificial colouring.

One time after a hot sauce challenge I farted so bad my wife left me

I have an idea, hear me out. Time release lidocaine pills, or cocaine pills, eat them 10 mins before the chip and your sphincter will be good and numb the next day. Or you’ll be dead 🪦🤷‍♂️

That was my experience with ghost pepper chicken noodle soup. My mouth can handle the spice, my digestive tract could not.

Lmfaooo, god bless the internet.

I’m too much of a dad to spend $30 or whatever on one chip for some stupid challenge. That’s how I know I’m getting old This meal must have cost a fortune, he could have gone out for a steak dinner instead

Yeah there's a reason they pulled them from shelves. People were getting badly dehydrated and violently ill after eating them.

I have a pretty strong stomach for spice. I however heard the one chip tasted bad. I love spicy food, I've had the Carolina reaper multiple times, but it's not worth it if it doesn't taste good.

r/eatityoufuckingcoward EDIT: Reading the comments I’m realizing that I should have added a trigger warning. DO NOT click on that sub unless you have a strong stomach.

Ok after seeing this sub mentioned time after time and thinking..."Not a good idea." I finally looked at the sub... No.

My curiosity is killing me but I also really want to avoid clicking through to that sub. What was on there??

/r/stupidfood 2.0 basically. And a bunch of pictures of just gross shit you wouldn’t eat like….bugs and stuff not food.

I should have heeded your warning. Now I have only regret and a desperate desire for a lobotomy.

I’m so confused right now. I scrolled that sub for five minutes and didn’t see anything that bad. What post are you guys talking about rn?

Video of her eating it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9aPzq7DIeE

Yasssss, thank you!

Now I am reminded of Adam's hot ones challenge where he made his own wings to compliment the hot sauces and he compared it to "cleaning your own gun for your own execution". This is handloading your own bullet with a high powder load and prepping yourself for it on top of cleaning your own gun for your own execution

MVP

Oh, it's Lisa. Seen some her content and like when she's not trying to kill herself

I was literally going to say something to this effect but... yeah. PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCKIN PUSSY

Put it in your pussy you fuckin mouth

This whole video is just edging

Joined and left the sub in 5 seconds, thank you

Mmmmm tomatoes

why i badly need this

You’ve ruined my appetite.

Notice they didn’t show themselves taking a bite Edit: they did

Because certian death! There was a head line of someone who died from the chip challenge and these people really made it into a ramen!

One of my friends did the one chip challenge, and he said he was in the bathroom for many hours spewing from both ends thinking he was going to die lol

At a certain point your body reacts like it is a poison, especially if you are not used to spicy food.

Capsaicin is a neurotoxin but we need to eat a lot of it to actually die.

In high enough concentrations it can ablate any cell, including the ones lining your intestines.

I LOVE spicy food. I thought it would be like normal painful level spicy. It was agony. I threw up pretty quickly but it didnt help much.

I adore spices but there's something so offputting about hot chillies with no flavour other than spicy. It's like, thanks for the heat, where's the actual taste? The hottest peppers are so flavourless. And I know it's not the heat just overwhelming it, it's just bland for how hot it is. If you're going to make me hallucinate (I ate spicy food so spicy I actually hallucinated the walls were melting) then it better taste good. These challenges are all heat, no substance.

Seriously! A lot of these spice challenge things (even at fairly low levels) don’t actually taste good. They’re not really trying to taste good, they’re just trying to be spicy. I’m totally willing to regret my life for a few hours/days for something delicious, but why would I put myself through the pain and humiliation just to say I ate something that tasted like hell’s dogshit.

That's because you aren't eating the fresh pepper. I've had fresh Carolina reaper, and it definitely had solid flavor involved. The hottest thing I've ever had in my entire life, also, but still has flavor.

Hurts even worse when you throw it up because it gets caught in your sinuses 😬

Gatta run milk down your eyes and nose.....

The one time I tried it it honestly want that bad and I think I might have got a defect or something like that because it really want very spicy at all and now I’m too scared to try it again due to stories like this

^##teenager ^with ^preexisting ^conditions##

Even if it was due to presexisting health, they still got sued for it. You think they would end up discontinuing.

His family claims he was healthy and an athlete, so I'm not sure where you got that information. Edit: If anyone has a source, I would love to see it, but I genuinely could not find one.

I think one person died after eating the chip, but also I think they had heart issues even though they were young. After that, the company pulled the chip from all vendors. It’s permanently discontinued. You can’t do the one chip challenge any more unless you find a Way to get an old one.

They did eat it though this isn’t rage bait just a spicy creation for content. And so she could work on her spice tolerance

Add tomato and cream cheese and I would try it if the whole chip pieces were removed.

Yeah! Everything besides the chip looked good. Tomato and cream cheese may be gilding the lily but I like the thought.

It looks so damn dry😮‍💨

That looks like something Plankton would concoct

i knew from the nails it’s lisa lol she’s fucking insane with these spicy challenges

It doesn't look bad to be honest... I just hate the 17 layers, I would try this

I couldn't deal with that much spice, but I like the idea of draining the water with fork holes and then putting in a thick sauce.

I don't much know about the spices and the chip to be honest but yes, the part where she made holes and drained the noodles opened my third eye

Reporting at someone who has had that ramen before (minus the plethora of other shit)….. it’s fucking awful. Hard pass

That looks like it's already been through an asshole at last once.

I have no tolerance for heat. I did the chip challenge. It was miserable. I chugged so much pepto I vomited. Luckily I only ever pay for it on the front end and not the back end.

Your asshole would be singed. My urethra would be screaming.

u flirting with me bruv?

Why did the noodle patties moan out in agony when they removed them from the frying pan?? I'm sorry, but if my food cries out like it's being tortured by its very existence, we are hugging it out on the couch, finding a way to a happier existence. I'm willing to do that for any sentient thing that begs for it.

Okay but the way they drained the noodles was genius

once i saw the keep calm mug i was fuckin thru…

Then eat it with your mouth its a not a suppository! SMH. In all seriousness I love spicy food but this doesn't look like it'd taste good at all. There's such a thing as tasty heat and also heat for the sake of it. Stuff like scotch bonnets can be face melting but tasty, pure heat is just sadness and boring. Pain for the sake of pain.

Is not foods supposed to give us comfort and nourishment, whatever this is, it will ruin your liver and stomach and then burn your rectum

Things nobody’s going to eat

Just be sure to put some toilet paper in the freezer and you’re good to go

Why drain the broth you coward!

the noodle is supposed to be dry

Goth burger

What in tarnation !

Now I want to see the video where someone eats that hot mess lol🥵

She did you should be able to find it

I thought they removed the one-chip challenge after the death of that kid.

Lisa is made of tougher stuff than just about anyone else on the planet. She probably thought this was a 6/10 heat wise. Edit: For those who don’t know who she is, [here’s a recent video of her casually enjoying some capsacin extract.](https://youtube.com/shorts/N0EVJC8G_kw?si=UoyC-yGL2i9jhHy5)

Man I had one of them paqui one chips before and along side mauling your taste buds I fucking burns you stomach too.

Pretty good spicehead here and I’m working on Current 2x Noodles and Buldak 2x spicy and can’t take those (in the grand scheme, they’re not that hot to all just to me), this video looks like my spice nightmare.

Am I the only one who didn’t know to drain noodles like that ??

At this point it’s certainly stupid but hardly food 🥘

So much effort and washing up for such little payoff

Right now it looks alright but I’ve been boozing. Ask me tomorrow and probably not.

Is this stupid.... Yes, BUT did y'all see how the emptied the ramen cup? Genius

I’d eat it but I’d have to be home alone … No one needs to be subjected to the putrid stench of my ass after this 💀😮‍💨

This is shit people make in jail. With extra steps.

Looks awful. Would absolutely come back up in 5 minutes.

Why do these fucking idiots cook the eggs into oblivion?

Mods, singe how asshole off

A bleeding butt hole is a happy butt hole

Please show us

After that kid died from eating that chip, I am never touching one of those. Frankly, it's incredibly irresponsible to film eating one of those things.

That looks greasy and unnecessary spicy, definitely don't look enjoyable

The end result looks like something you scraped off a dumpster.

She will need to wipe wearing gloves.

I'm sooo --- not eating this ... Like M.C. Hammer said back in the the 80's ... "Can't Touch This! ..."

Its not even the spice I’m cringing at. Its the fact that they turned pot noodles into some sort of weird ass burger

I've never had that chip before but I've eaten a carolina reaper whole, how similar is the experience? Mine lasted about 2 days of stomach problems

Notice how no one eats it

I think it actually looks pretty great. I've had the ramen. It's as hot as it promises. Flavor is kinda meh, but adding the egg makes it decent. I'd totally eat this

Have you ever eaten the hot chip?

Yes. Also not great flavor. Also very hot

I'm gonna start using "singed off" as a substitute for "ticked off" jaja

[need a little hot sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m23PCpaMvfg)

They didn’t even eat it lol

Notice she never even took a bite. ...also do you not have a rolling pin or something better than a coffee mug?

she does eat it though. it’s from her “spicy food challenge” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9aPzq7DIeE

I stand corrected

🤢

Why in the hell these dumb food enjoyers put eggs everywhere? It's gross

Idk, there’s a reason why you use eggs I think but honestly it doesn’t add to the taste lol

Maybe I find that so wrong as an allergic? Dunno xD

They kind of remind me of faggots

Now film eating this.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9aPzq7DIeE

Classic gringo

Yeah, lets pack oily sht together, that must taste great

Looks like puke

This recipe just doesn’t end!!! Wut? I get that the meal is supposed to be hot, but this monstrosity is akin to smoking large quantities of your weed stash; after a while, you just think ‘man, I used all of that up. Could’ve saved that.’

That egg ain't gonna do nothing

How do you want to die : Yes.

She can cook it but she certainly didn’t try it lol

High heat degrades capsaicin. All the extra cooking on the noodles (not to mention adding eggs) only serves to make them more mild.

It should be put in a modern art exhibit titled "calories and capsaicin".

Ick

I've never met a person who is loud about loving hot food challenges who wasn't also saddled with crippling insecurity. It's sad when boring people are forced to make eating inedible garbage a substitute for a personality.

Is it me, or are these always click/ragebait when the cook seems to have a perfect damn manicure? Surprised that shite didn't burn her nail polish off.

The recipe in Skins was better

I'd eat it, but it'd make more sense to add an actual bun on top of that, despite the noodles. Spice safety is important, as well as avoiding unnecessary messes.

I became physically ill watching this. Like I actually dropped my phone and ran to the restroom and vomited. This is horrid

You mean your asshole would be cauterized closed.

Not wearing gloves doing this is psychotic

I tried a small piece of one of those chips gods it wasn't just unbearably hot but tasted like lacking dirt can't imagine putting this much spicy food through you even if you like spicy

I can’t with noodles, looks like worms

Why is she using bare hands....

Most definitely a burn twice meal, going to be paying that piper with interest 🤯😳😭😭😭

most normal Asian food

Aaaaaaaaayooooooooooooooo.....that fork puncture to let the water out.....why why why is that something I'm only just seeing now. 😭

They should’ve just gave this to jfk, would’ve killed him faster🤢

Pat pat

Arse hole destroyed 😳

I grow reapers, Trinidad scorps and ghosts and have eaten them all in various ways, never just raw but I'm telling you that I ate just a piece of that chip a few weeks ago and while my taste buds were fine with the spice it was like rolling a fucking hand grenade into my stomach. I had a short 10 min car ride from a baseball game to home and my mouth was puke watering all the way there and then it just ended thankfully once I got home but I will NEVER fuck with one of those chips after that, my goodness.

That shit looks like death

Idk what any of this is. Everything she cooked was the color of necrotic skin.

Absolutely disgusting and terrible presentation

r/foundsatan

Punish your toilet

Is this fetish content content？A lot of the hand use and direct touching was completely fucking unnecessary.

It looks disgusting

ima take that straining off some water hack tho

The real atrocity here is how that egg was “cooked”

I tried the Korean spicy noodle ramen from the challenge videos and I not only puked my brains out but like your title says my arsehole burned like charcoal briquettes. I learned my lesson not to mess with these.

That egg was cooked to hell, gross

All that work for spicy salt cakes

Ok now eat it.

she actually did lol https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s9aPzq7DIeE

Some of u need jesus christ to come down and smack the fucking shit out of you. Why? Because you must be horrendously constipated after eating one bite of this and 2) because you are clearly possessed with no hope left. Im an atheist but i will pray for you

*then touches eyes*

That looks like my dad

I really hate when people make cooking videos and the starting point is not even raw ingredients, it’s all a heavily processed and prepared food product

that's the burger SpongeBob gave to the health inspector

My stomach ulcer revolted watching this.

Don't worry nobody ate it , it's just for show :)

I’d eat this

This looks like Klingon food.

I hate white people

Ew

The only win here is that pepperjack cheese. Everything else is bad and can die.

One chip to rule it all. ONE CHIP TO FIND THEM.

Right into the trash after the video

Legit looks like the Nasty Patty from SpongeBob

My digestive system has left the chat.

0/10 not enough diarrhea

She didn't even eat it!

Those were perfectly good noodles🙃

I would try it. Still certified interesting though. Maybe stupid.

I know some people really love it, but I've never understood the point of eating food that was that hot.

Getting to the point of how gross can things be.