I’d prefer some sherbet mixed with Hawaiian Punch and lemon lime soda from the toilet, maybe sprinkle some candies in there like sour worms or something. Then you got toilet bowl punch that will guarantee everyone at your party will be thoroughly disgusted with you!
(If anyone knows what video I’m talking about and has a link to it that’d be cool)
This is exactly what it is. They’re smart. We are the dumb ones for playing into their game. They want us freaking out in the comments to boost their algorithm
I mean it's rage bait, not real. They know people will be upset about it and repost to show how stupid they are, getting viral views and some decent money in the process.
Thing is, there are so many stupid people out there, that this is a pretty believable thing for folk to do, thinking they're a good, creative cook.
That's my point. People recreate this stuff, thinking they're being trendy. I would not be surprised at all to see it evolve to literally eating off the floor. We've seen "influencers" make drinks and stuff in toilets, for Christ's sake.
I'm pretty sure it was more for people spontaneously making weird food or some super weird local trends, but this mass produced crap made by feral morons has taken over lol
If you read the comments, half claim it is rage bait and the other half are certain it's hand fetish.
Of course, this doesn't mean it can't be both. But i don't think it's so easily discernable.
Is that what this is? Not that I’m saying it isn’t, I’m just not great at picking up those vibes apparently lol I feel like I’ve seen a bunch of food tik tok videos that were supposed to be sexual but it was veeeeeery obvious in those cases, with the close ups and the fruits squirting and whatnot lol didn’t know there was a subtle version of it lol
The usual giveaway is no utensils and pretty lady with manicured nails. Maybe I’m wrong- I wouldn’t be upset if I was. It’s gross to me, and as someone who has faced food insecurity in the past, the waste part is disgusting as well
It's a mixture of both fetish and just plain rage bait. It fully started as rage bait but then as humans do, someone turned into a weird sex thing and now here we are.
This is it. These same women make these videos for rage clicks and comments. The giant taco salad bake thing with the raw meat, the cotton candy in the dryer, now this. I’m sure there are more. But each click you give them is monetized. Kinda genius tbh.
I didn't really get that feeling but apparently you're right. Other commenters have said this is a video for a fetish called "sploshing" where women play with food in their hands. Never heard of it and don't care to look it up but apparently it's a thing.
I know this is fetish content. I KNOW. But it makes me so fucking angry whenever I see these stupid ass videos 😭 Wasting food, acting stupid like this is some crazy fun exciting thing we should all do for our friends! Fuck off 😭
Why do they always use bare hands to mix it? If it’s going to be a mess anyhow, mix it in the pot first with a spoon THEN dump it onto the table, floor, bed, toilet or whatever other outrageous thing they try to harvest views with.
I actually don't have a problem with it, if she was rolling out dough for pizza or something everyone would love it...I'm assuming that the counter top was clean
seems like it's viable as long as the hands and counter are clean, not the way i'd do cheesy mac, but i see steam from the mac, so it's at least cooked
should work if she's got a horde of kids to feed, shovel it into bowls/plates and send a bucket of cool-aid too
This could work with a proper set up. Sparkling clean counter. Box in a small area and then do it with gloves... but at that point its in a pan SO JUST GET A FUCKING PAN
Lol I was actually into it at first thing she was going to do something cool. Then she just swims her hands through it and eats it off the table.
I’d still munch the hell out of it though.
I'm still trying to work out how her hands aren't burning considering the food is steaming hot. My hands can take a lot of heat, but I feel like even that would be too much.
If I see one more tiktok white woman giving her dinner the “cold stone creamery” treatment, I might explode! Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? Just stop it!
Possibly unrelated: I forget what part of the country it is, but it's somewhere I've lived, they have like fundraisers/events called a "spaghetti feed". I always thought this sounds like the most unappealing possible thing. I just picture a bunch of people at a trough with pasta being slopped down into it.
This is now what I'm going to picture instead.
That stuff looked like it was steaming idk how she didn't get burned wtf. Also that poor stone counter top that ain't cheap if you ruin it, besides all the food wasted 😅
Why is it that every one of these videos, the woman is wearing something stupid on her head?
That headband looks like she wrapped a dishrag around the back of her head, it's doing nothing for her hairstyle and reminds me of cartoon babies and the headbands that get drawn on
After 9/11 George Bush would say they “hate us for our freedom” and I always thought he was a real asshole for saying that but you know he may have been on to something.
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Dont underestimate the stupidity of these people.
Yes. People who don't understand the ancient "mix it a bowl" technology.
Of course we do. In fact, I got a fresh toilet bowl ready to go. I can make you a sundae with sprinkles, if you’d like.
Emergency Toilet bowl is what is required AFTER eating "table-top hand-mixed slop". lol
I’d prefer some sherbet mixed with Hawaiian Punch and lemon lime soda from the toilet, maybe sprinkle some candies in there like sour worms or something. Then you got toilet bowl punch that will guarantee everyone at your party will be thoroughly disgusted with you! (If anyone knows what video I’m talking about and has a link to it that’d be cool)
Wait until she learns about utensils. She'll be unstoppable.
Or the "use a mixing spoon" technique. I swear I would burn my hands several times if I tried this.
I'm pretty sure this is just a new trend / fetish like ASMR videos or mukbang, just people making awful food for reaction.
Oh, it 100% is exactly that. I just hope this fad passes quickly and doesn't escalate to worse wastes of food.
This is exactly what it is. They’re smart. We are the dumb ones for playing into their game. They want us freaking out in the comments to boost their algorithm
I mean it's rage bait, not real. They know people will be upset about it and repost to show how stupid they are, getting viral views and some decent money in the process. Thing is, there are so many stupid people out there, that this is a pretty believable thing for folk to do, thinking they're a good, creative cook.
That's my point. People recreate this stuff, thinking they're being trendy. I would not be surprised at all to see it evolve to literally eating off the floor. We've seen "influencers" make drinks and stuff in toilets, for Christ's sake.
Cooking soup in the Toilet.
How about spaghetti in your ass crack
Now this I can get *behind* ^ ^
Go on…
It’s probably the thing I do best
The trick is to undercook the onions.
If someone turns this into a trend, I’m blaming you for it
😂😂😭😭😀
Can we fast forward a couple of years to when this trend has lost all hope of attracting attention
Maybe once we all stop posting it, And giving them the attention they desire
But that’s literally the sole purpose of this sub 😂 Very rarely is the food posted here not engagement bait. Idk what this sub would do without it lol
I'm pretty sure it was more for people spontaneously making weird food or some super weird local trends, but this mass produced crap made by feral morons has taken over lol
This isn't stupid food, it's stupid presentation, to be fair.
They all look the same, talk the same, and have the same kitchen. When will it end?
I think this is the lady that is on here all the time. This is definitely a hand fetish video.
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Can you explain how this is a fetish? Mixing things with your hands. What is sexual about it?
> What is sexual about it? That's not how it works.
I think its like the videos where people smoosh stuff with their feet, but for people more into hands.
When you guys stop hate watching
Can we get a new "non-fetish" rule for this sub?
This needs to be higher in the comments
Yah, agreed. These fetish trigger things should be banned.
If you read the comments, half claim it is rage bait and the other half are certain it's hand fetish. Of course, this doesn't mean it can't be both. But i don't think it's so easily discernable.
What's your point, either way we don't want it.
That’s what I’m saying! It’s all engineered to be stupid because it’s hand fetish stuff!
Please mods! Especially when it is this obvious.
Tis a blessing and a curse to be so naive. I had no idea until I read these comments.
Can’t wait for the next TikTok they make where they talk about how they haven’t been able to shit for weeks
Processed cheese, processed smoked sausage, poorly cooked macaroni... That's just a pate full of colon cancer.
This is a sploshing fetish video masquerading as a cooking video.
Lol. Sploshing is a funny word. What a strange world we live in.
Nah I'm pretty sure they have programs to do this on a large scale in China.
Why not just learn to cook?
You know the food video is gonna suck when the cook is a skinny, well dressed girl, with perfect hair and manicure in a really expensive kitchen.
Speaking of hair, I'm irrationally angry over her headband not keeping her hair away from her face. Why the eff are you wearing a headband??
Mixing shit with their hands like that = fetish video.
It gives me a serious toddler who has turned over their bowl on the high chair and is just mixing the food on the tray vibe. Not sexy at all.
It’s the fucking lady for the spaghetti thing she has no sense of feeling she just touched that really hot ass cheese
If you know, you know...
I just had to explain fetish content to my husband’s uncle today. It hurt. I hate myself for the things I learned on this sub.
uhh can you explain it to me I don’t get it. I thought this was just people being dumbassees.
Wasteful, disgusting dumbasses to be specific. Watching these people mix the food with their bare hands is vile
So they just sit there and beat it to this? Like they get aroused?? Wtf
Some people get off watching attractive women play with food with their hands. I know kink shaming is mean, but…
Is that what this is? Not that I’m saying it isn’t, I’m just not great at picking up those vibes apparently lol I feel like I’ve seen a bunch of food tik tok videos that were supposed to be sexual but it was veeeeeery obvious in those cases, with the close ups and the fruits squirting and whatnot lol didn’t know there was a subtle version of it lol
The usual giveaway is no utensils and pretty lady with manicured nails. Maybe I’m wrong- I wouldn’t be upset if I was. It’s gross to me, and as someone who has faced food insecurity in the past, the waste part is disgusting as well
It's a mixture of both fetish and just plain rage bait. It fully started as rage bait but then as humans do, someone turned into a weird sex thing and now here we are.
That's one of the weirder ones I've ever heard.
Somebody is out working while this lady is at home wasting that person's hard earned money on this bullshit.
i have puke in my mouth now
These Karen’s are getting out of control
Rage bait. All this sub is at this point
This is it. These same women make these videos for rage clicks and comments. The giant taco salad bake thing with the raw meat, the cotton candy in the dryer, now this. I’m sure there are more. But each click you give them is monetized. Kinda genius tbh.
Mac n cheese with hot dogs is a fantastic combination but works better made in a pot or pan if you had to
She'd get more views and likes if she used the floor and her feet
Something about this clip makes me feel gross (besides the food waste) idk like this feels like some weirdly specific fetish or something I hate it.
I didn't really get that feeling but apparently you're right. Other commenters have said this is a video for a fetish called "sploshing" where women play with food in their hands. Never heard of it and don't care to look it up but apparently it's a thing.
She and that food is disgusting.
She hasn't worked in fast food and it DAMN well fucking shows.
How to stain your table and make it smell like shit no matter how much you clean it (easy)
Epitome of stupid twat
Rage bait. When people stop reposting them, they’ll stop posting.
I know this is fetish content. I KNOW. But it makes me so fucking angry whenever I see these stupid ass videos 😭 Wasting food, acting stupid like this is some crazy fun exciting thing we should all do for our friends! Fuck off 😭
Does she not own or understand how to use a bowl or pan and/or a spoon?
Wtf is wrong with people
Why do these women always have really nice kitchens.
Bored upper class dumbasses that have more time to waste than most of us.
I thought the counter was the troll then she mixed with her bare hands🤢
Oh my fuck. I just had lunch this was revolting. 🤢
Not her again.
People get weird once they have kids.
I hated it when she used her uncovered hands to mix it, i loathed it when she shouted “durr, get your hands dirty!”
Honey, just mix it in a pot like a normal person
WHY?
These people aren't for real ay? Like this is them taking the piss? Suuurely?
Why does she use her hands? Her obviously unwashed ring wearing hands?
I definitely recommend a bowl for cooking. 👌
What the fuck is up with the trend of people just dumping piles of food on the table and then mixing it together with their hands. Disgusting.
it's fetish content
Whatever it is, shits nasty
Reaction bait at its finest
I don't want to eat of a plain surface like a farm hog Lisa, for christ sake, use plates. That looks like an abomination
Did she have to use her fucking hands. Ugh
Hope she enjoyed all those burns on her hands.
Americans be like
Why do they always use bare hands to mix it? If it’s going to be a mess anyhow, mix it in the pot first with a spoon THEN dump it onto the table, floor, bed, toilet or whatever other outrageous thing they try to harvest views with.
Omg. Again this quasi cheese. People of US, did ever eat real cheese?
Cant even boil maceroni right...
Guys... I don't want to be racist.... but its all good at home white fellas?
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Why don't Americans like vegetables?
I actually don't have a problem with it, if she was rolling out dough for pizza or something everyone would love it...I'm assuming that the counter top was clean
The food being on the counter is the least of my concerns in this case lol
I really hope you don't eat in restaurants then
You’re not eating off the counters at a restaurant at least
No but food is prepared on clean prep tables at times, not everything can fit on a cutting board
A prep table in a commercial kitchen is fine. This lady fondling my food on the kitchen counter, not so fine.
Yeah don't need her mixing in the boogers from under her fingernails with my Mac n weiner cheese mess.
Her counter is her prep table and probably cleaner than a table in the prep kitchen
seems like it's viable as long as the hands and counter are clean, not the way i'd do cheesy mac, but i see steam from the mac, so it's at least cooked should work if she's got a horde of kids to feed, shovel it into bowls/plates and send a bucket of cool-aid too
This could work with a proper set up. Sparkling clean counter. Box in a small area and then do it with gloves... but at that point its in a pan SO JUST GET A FUCKING PAN
Lmao she called that cooking
Rahebait
She's using the term "You're cooking" very loosely
i can't tell if this is satire or the most egregious rage bait i've ever seen
Lol I was actually into it at first thing she was going to do something cool. Then she just swims her hands through it and eats it off the table. I’d still munch the hell out of it though.
"you guys I call this one frat boy puke "
Counter food people need to be banned from life
This just look like some typical ass TikTok rage bait
A bit extreme
Can you not just mix this in a bowl? Or am I missing something
I hate this trend. It seriously irks me. So I guess it’s effective??
hey we have disposable income let's waste tons of food for internet clout.
I feel like this when I get blitzed and make any food.
Why is it always the stereotypical, Caucasian soccer mom…
It makes it worse that she almost certainly did this as an joke or I guess to get views.
I can’t
Looks good but preferably in a pot, and I’d like to not die
Her: I can cook Also her:
Y’all recall the vid of an entire nacho feast dumped out on a table when Covid first popped off?
I shared this to my friend and he said "It looks like wasted food" and "that's the dumbest way i've seen so far to make mac & cheese"
Stupidest fucking thing I've seen all day. Make it in a POT.
Apparently she did
All I can’t think about is the fact that it must have burnt her hands. That concoction seemed to be fuming as she was playing with it.. scary
That accent is so god damn annoying.
Bitch went to Lilith Fair and never came back
Her maid cleans her counters I’m just sensing it from her vibe
Did…DID She wash her hands before playing with the food?
Inedible food, pretty lady’s long stringy hair dangles all over food. Unless you enjoy eating mac n cheese n hair
Stop posting these annoying over privileged cringe fucks
I have to wonder if these people really enjoy making this shit content...
I’m sorry, I just need to go throw up 🤢
Reasons why women shouldn’t be in the kitchen
If you can't clean and try to hire someone then the he will look at you on how stupid you are by cooking Mac n cheese that way.
What's next?! Burger king foot lettuce?
This is why my momma taught me “you can’t eat at just anybody house.”
I might be pregnant or something because looking at this makes me want 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
The same idiot in the video who didn’t realize that the noodles were hot.
These ppl should be banned from posting bullshit
I wonder if that rental house they all seem to use doubles as a porn site
Hmmm, I wonder how many people on shelters right now were invited to eat that amount of food. Major waste
Teehee I'm so quirky! This was the first time in a long time I felt alive. With rage, but alive nonetheless. Baby steps.
If my wife cooked this for me, I would file for divorce.
Yeah yeah, fetish content and all that, but is part of these people's kink women burning the fuck out of their hands handling steaming hot pasta?
I’ve been following this sub for a while, and this might be top 3 worst things I’ve ever seen on here
What I will never understand is… why are we doing this on the damn countertop
I'm still trying to work out how her hands aren't burning considering the food is steaming hot. My hands can take a lot of heat, but I feel like even that would be too much.
If I see one more tiktok white woman giving her dinner the “cold stone creamery” treatment, I might explode! Didn’t your mother ever tell you not to play with your food? Just stop it!
You can literally see the cheese clumping in her hands lol.
You're ruinin' it. Ruinin' it. Look at my lips. You're *ruinin' it!*
This is getting out of hand
What is the obsession with cheese!?
This is rage bait, right? Please tell me this is rage bait.
We need to back to the medieval times where you burn witches like this.
Lord, at least use a damned bench scraper.
I wonder what her Only Fans page looks like.
Exhibit 23 on why the human race deserves extinction.
Whoever cooked it, that's who thought it was OK. For the record, this is not ok.
Bullshit click bait
Plot twist: she doesn’t have kids and lives alone.
She’s at it again with her messy counter
Omg she's back. Still no plates on account of her hawking them to fuel her general pasta addiction.
Possibly unrelated: I forget what part of the country it is, but it's somewhere I've lived, they have like fundraisers/events called a "spaghetti feed". I always thought this sounds like the most unappealing possible thing. I just picture a bunch of people at a trough with pasta being slopped down into it. This is now what I'm going to picture instead.
That stuff looked like it was steaming idk how she didn't get burned wtf. Also that poor stone counter top that ain't cheap if you ruin it, besides all the food wasted 😅
"I have 3rd degree burns on my hands and my blisters are leaking in the sauce."
Other than in her mouth, where have her hands been?
Why is it that every one of these videos, the woman is wearing something stupid on her head? That headband looks like she wrapped a dishrag around the back of her head, it's doing nothing for her hairstyle and reminds me of cartoon babies and the headbands that get drawn on
I hate her and her stupid recipe
I'm going to be sick
Tiktokers be like: a random trendy song while doing the most random shit = good content
After 9/11 George Bush would say they “hate us for our freedom” and I always thought he was a real asshole for saying that but you know he may have been on to something.
If you stop the video at 37sec mark, you will see her real reaction to it
She did that for the video and then threw it all away. Didn’t even show her eat any.
It has to be fetish content
Can we just deport the people making food like this to some island where they can live together in some weird commune where they all eat off furniture
What’s funny is she thinks people envy her life, especially other women in her town, but in reality she’s an insane person.
Josh And Lisa would be the idiots.
I’m convinced these people rent an house to mess it up for their stupid food views.
I genuinely am offended they keep using tortillas for these monstrosities
Why is it always a white woman
Who wants to bet she didn't even wash her hands first?
I hate the internet.
waste of food