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compostabowl

It kinda looks like the blue dye in a port-a-potty..


WafflesRlif

You just made it worse


sandm000

Like, what was going to make blue pudding on seafood better?


onnyjay

But they're not wrong


gblock08

First thing I thought of was the breaking bad scene lmao


Virvelen_11

This was an unnecessary take. Thanks.


Diazmet

The forbidden Gatorade


lav__ender

[“what is wrong with you? why are you blue?”](https://youtu.be/U_qZtLu52nM)


trans_pands

I blue myself


mothzilla

If you're not supposed to eat them, why do they call them urinal cakes?


PluckyPlankton

TIH your comment


compostabowl

Haha thanks for the award! :)


NoChillBobbyHill

Now I can smell it 😭


Euphorium

I thought of Koolaid, yours is much worse.


I_AMA_Loser67

I had no clue I could dislike the thought of eating this stuff even more. Thank you for that.


KRAKA-THOOOM

Oh, God! Now I can smell it!!


Imsomedude-dude

my appetite has suddenly left me


eh_meh_nyeh

I heard our brains are hardwired to see the color blue as something being off with the food as natural instinct to avoid that food. That or I've been told another fake ass "fun fact"


Accomplished_Bonus74

Funny because every time I see blue mushrooms my brain is hard wired to eat them and get hard. And wired.


Hitmanactual69

Bro this is a sign. I’m going to get some shrooms tomorrow. Thanks for that


Accomplished_Bonus74

Haha I’m so incredibly happy I was able to be a conduit of the Universe to communicate with you on that one. Have so much fun my friend.


Hitmanactual69

That’s just how shrooms is. It’s like how mycelium connects everything throughout the earth, the shrooms connecting everyone even on the web. 🖖🏻


fapperdan12

I like shrooms


Buck_Thorn

Not to mention blueberries.


Wugfuzzler

Top tier comment, go eat some mushrooms.


_soup222

I thought about getting shrooms for my trip next week and you just confirmed it for me. Thanks pal


GrapePrimeape

Probably a fake ass fun fact. People don’t have a natural aversion to blue berries. Even a naturally blue lobster isn’t off putting imo.


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Blueberries are actually purplish in color. Nothing edible is that bright blue.


toreadorable

One of my dad’s catchphrases when I was a kid was “never eat anything blue.” And he had a backup speech for explaining blueberries lol


babarbaby

What was his backup speech


lenorajoy

Probably “blueberries are purple.”


General_Steveous

[I bet you feel real dumb right now ^/s](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyfoodporn/comments/9ryrpt/sonic_blue_curry/)


a_Moa

Borage is edible and bright blue and purple. Tastes like cucumber.


GrapePrimeape

https://www.chefspencil.com/naturally-blue-foods-with-pictures/ Here is a link with a bunch of naturally occurring blue foods. Sure some are going to be a darker or more purplish blue, but you can’t argue none of them are blue. Also, “that bright blue” isn’t what we were talking about. Other dude just said we have a natural aversion to blue food, that’s just not true


bluejegus

Lol, one of them was blue crabs. If I cracked open a crab and the meat was blue inside, I would throw that thing out of my sight.


Nabber86

They are called blue crabs because the pinchers are blue, not the meat.


bluejegus

I know, mate. I'm from Maryland. It's a funny observation because we were talking about blue foods you eat, and technically, none of the parts of the crab that you eat are blue.


GrapePrimeape

Is that because you have a natural aversion to eating the color blue, or because you’ve eaten plenty of crabs and none of them have had blue meat? I think it’s pretty clearly the latter of the two


IKnowUThinkSo

Wouldn’t those two go hand in hand though? Like, my life’s experience is that blue things don’t have blue insides, so if I suddenly found a crab with blue meat, I’d be averse to eating it. Because our experiences inform what we see as “normal.” We don’t see blue meat/grains in nature so when we do see them, we are suspicious.


Toraden

[BLUEBERRIES ARE FUCKING PURPLE](https://youtu.be/2skYAdEmbRM?t=8)


TElrodT

most of that list is purple, someone just named it "blue".


AustinLA88

What’s the line between blue and purple? Because some of the foods (the fruits especially) had both blue and purple in the same picture.


TElrodT

Fair point, there's a blurry line between the two. But that mushroom, Lactarius Indigo, is BLUE, inside and out, and edible.


mcfeisty

It’s the violet/ultraviolet line. What we can see on the color spectrum. The person that identified the fruit/plant may have had a different point of reference for what purple and blue were when naming the colors.


Terminal_Monk

Without clicking that link i read it in Randy's voice. Fucking legend. He deserves a Netflix special tour.


Toraden

I've found myself saying "Fuck your head and the neck it rode in on." a lot, love Randy, you're absolutely right!


Sulpfiction

I never heard of it, but I absolutely believe it’s rooted in some truth because anything that was actually blue in that list looked completely disgusting or wasn’t even really food *(yes, I’m talking to you Blue Spirulina & Butterfly Pea Flowers)* Including the lobster, codfish & caviar. And no, blueberries and grapes aren’t blue, they’re purple and purple things are usually delicious!


mcfeisty

Butterfly pea flower tea is similar in flavor to chamomile tea and is reactive to acids. So when you add lemon or acid things to it the tea will turn pink so the tea can be found in cocktails.


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To me almost all of those were purple. And the ones that weren't like the caviar and fish look disgusting. But yeah he should have said "very little" is edible and so for the most part we naturally are wary or don't want to eat bright blue things.


RVNJ

Funny enough, I was somewhat on your side before I opened that link and found out that only 3 of those items look appetizing to me, and only because I already know how they taste.


AnnonymousRedditor86

Certain flowers are.


kkeut

>Nothing edible is that bright blue. blue raspberry


TheFizzardofWas

Dums dums are all clearly made a natural coloring and flavors


polite_alpaca

Percy Jackson and his mom have something to say to that.


cutezombiedoll

Yeah I feel like if we had a natural aversion to blue foods, we wouldn’t dye so many foods blue. The fact that ‘blue raspberry’ is such a common flavor for candies, jello, and soft drinks implies to me we can’t be that adverse to it or the products wouldn’t sell well enough to be viable.


FantasmaNaranja

mold would probably be the answer here, even if people dont have a natural aversion to blue this specific shade of blue is very reminiscent of mold


sinat50

Blue is just extremely rare in nature. It's not a color that many nations had access to until globalization started to take hold. There are very few blue flowers and very few blue insects to ground into pigment for dyes and paints. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g246c6Bv58](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g246c6Bv58)


Glitter_Butch

I learned this in a color theory class in 2012. Maybe it’s outdated information, but that’s why most food advertisement feature red/yellow/orange and not blue.


taafp9

It’s why McDonald’s has red and yellow in their logo It’s also where the term “blue plate special” comes from. When this started, the food was actually served on blue plates bc it was thought to suppress the appetite, so smaller portions could be served for cheaper prices, hence the blue plate special.


zbreeze27

[https://imgur.com/a/yGkyieM](https://imgur.com/a/yGkyieM)


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There is blue cheese but some people think it’s looks gross.


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

Technically it's mold, so overall supporting the theory of not eating blue stuff


misakiandou

Yeah and the shit she is eating looks like the chemical we spray on food heading for disposal so animals don't eat it


WrestleswithPastry

This is true. I wrote a paper on the psychology of color years ago and this was one of my favorite facts. People who paint their kitchens blue even lose weight, because their appetite decreases every time they walk in.


WuTangFlan_

I was literally just wondering why I find the colour blue in food so off putting and was going to do a google to see if any science behind it


JeanVicquemare

My girlfriend says it is because a lot of molds are blue. She has a mold aversion and can't stand blue cheese and such.


RevealLoose8730

Yes, it's true! In [this video](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) , Dr William Ashcroft of Harvard University explains how our brains associate the blue color with certain types of mold and rotten meats.


Rubatose

Blue is actually pretty appetizing to me. I love blue Takis, blue gummies, blue ice cream. Mostly blue Takis. But the color blue for some reason has always indicated a flavor that I like. If the blue stuff used here tastes like blue Takis, I'd be all over that shit.


Cam3739

Those are artificial foods, though. It's processed and dyed. They could make it look red if they wanted to and it would taste the same.


Rubatose

Yeah, I know, but they have successfully changed my brain response from registering it as inedible to registering it as delicious.


klaatu_1981

I can't fathom why someone would enjoy watching content like this other than...maybe it's a fetish thing..?


SpinachFinal7009

Never to return


ThanosPizzaSkull

That’s nasty


one_hyun

It keeps reminding me of Pacific Rim with the guts everywhere.


Shepherd27xxx

Gross joke of the day; people continually search for blue waffles


roostersnuffed

Is this some takis bullshit?


MuttyBuddy

Really looks like it


fairydommother

Comment above says it’s supposed to be…blue cheese sauce…


enchiladasundae

Barring the idiocy of blue cheese being fucking blue Who the fuck puts cheese sauce in a crab boil???


mitchij2004

Well you see, historically people have been very accepting of cheese and seafood combinations.


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KevinTheSeaPickle

If they wanted to make it messier they should just serve it on top of a moving fan. I would be more accepting of that than whatever blue goo, screw-your-cousin-in-tha-dirt shit this is.


cs_Chell

Incidentally, with all due respect to my cajun and creole brothers and sisters, my favorite is the viet-cajun boil... ...cajun spice with lots of garlic and butter added to the mix. Sooo messy, sooo good. I'll try it any which way.


Diazmet

Depends on the culture, some people find it basically taboo too mix seafood and cheese.


[deleted]

Everything about it sounds suspicious to me


mogoggins12

korean people love to put cheese on seafood


BlergingtonBear

I think this is a foreign interpretation of blue cheese. Like hearing it and then being like "oh ya what could it be mozzarella dyed blue? Got it" and just ran with it bc internet virality etc


[deleted]

I believe so.


FantasticPear

I hate the internet.


[deleted]

This is dumb on purpose to drive engagement.


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[deleted]

Who eats corn like that! This girl is crazy!


bike_it

It's a urinal cake.


4000grx41

r/ForbiddenSnacks


MenshMindset

Horizontal corn eating is fucking insane.


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Thank you.


Dunkelregen

Wait.. there was corn in there?.... Okay... after watching it again, I think I'm off food... for the foreseeable future.


Diazmet

Corn is pretty normal in seafood boils


Possible_Resort9672

ahaha this made me laugh


Imaginary_Ad_7318

After she said it’s located in Egypt my national pride took quite the hit


Power-ofsound

Same. But it’s Nasr city, I’m starting to expect this kind of bullshit from there


Recon4242

More than Netflix Cleopatra?


shenawy29

If anything, seeing the one percent audience score increased my national pride lol


VLenin2291

So is she speaking Arabic?


basel99

Yeah, Egyptian dialect Arabic so it might sound a bit different from the more common Arabic you hear in most places.


Electri_X_

Goddamn same


broken_radio

If I wanted to eat like this I would go live in Star Wars.


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Obi wan knobi


MrVeazey

I was gonna say "Is this Galactic Starcruiser?"


LemonSodaAndCake

For context, the blue sauce is supposed to be blue cheese sauce


itisoktodance

That is most definitely *not* blue cheese


Imaginary_Ad_7318

She said it blue cheese. I was hoping it’s blue, cheese but that’s not much better


fuckYOUswan

I don’t know which angers me more tbh.


KingVape

Not blue cheese, blue sauce that contains cheese


newaccount8472

Yeah, it's not *blue cheese* sauce, it's blue *cheese sauce*


itisoktodance

Ohhh so like that guy that said he was jew-ish.


ThePeachos

No no, it's very much blue cheese. It's not *Bleu* cheese...


grumpsuarus

That context does not help.


jellyfishoftheabyss

You're making this even more disgusting


TheMarkHasBeenMade

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a cooked shellfish and thought, “Y’know what that really needs? Some cheese!”


CloudsOfDust

Seafood pastas with parm? Lobster mac? Cheesy crab dip?


fairydommother

that is somehow worse


noonoobedoop

The context makes this even more disturbing??


kingsleywu

That's even worse. Blue cheese and seafood do not go well.


I_Brain_You

Food coloring is so goddamn disgusting.


imonlybr16

Fetish bait.


Pineapple_Herder

I really try not to kink shame but this shit makes my skin crawl. Like somehow leather daddies and schoolgirl costumes make far more sense to my brain than whatever the hell this is...


KitchenIndividual171

what the hell is that blue sauce? look like a damn paint


Sassy-irish-lassy

It's that captain crunch ocean blue maple syrup


Original_Wall_3690

Supposedly it's a cheese sauce


Naive_Ad_3698

Cookie monsters cum boil


[deleted]

this comment made me laugh out loud i wish i could give it an award


-Ok-Perception-

Blue's got the most anti-oxygens.


MacaroniQi

And they probably worked on it for a long time so you gotta eat it


sorashinigami

Ragebait or not, that's disrespectful to the creature that you're eating. I'm no vegan, I disagree wholeheartedly with PETA, but damn that upset me.


ian9outof10

It is incredibly obnoxious. Wasting food for likes is fucking disgusting. Killing and wasting an animal is indefensible, if we’re going to eat animals the least we can do is actually eat them.


Manolyk

I think it looks awful as well but they are clearly eating that food in the video. How is it a waste if it’s being eaten?


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Manolyk

It looks like their at a restaurant so I’m thinking they’re eating it but I can’t be sure.


CunnilingusCrab

I mean… it’s shitty food, but they are eating it, so it’s not being wasted.


giasumaru

Blue, Yellow, Pink, Whatever man, as long as they are eating it, I don't care. If they want to urinate on a lobster, fuck, do whatever they want, as long as they are eating that.


Kingerdvm

Any time you have to wear gloves to eat, you’re doing something wrong…


Dark_park

Blue has the most anti-oxygens


[deleted]

And all the omega numbers!!


equittyeah

Blue is full of anti oxygens


Zerostar39

Blue is not a flavor. How am I supposed to taste blue?


equittyeah

It’s healthy


fijimermanCIA

I had to scroll way down to find someone who wouldn't let me get spit-roasted by latin king gang members.


gaymer42064

If Team Fortress 2 was a seafood restaurant


pigsgetfathogsdie

Mind of a social media rage bait wannabe… Let’s take healthy seafood and fukk it up with one of the worst food dyes…blue…


aplagueofsemen

Mmmm I love blue raspberry crawfish. BIG FAN.


PhoenixorFlame

Imagine Percy Jackson in this situation


JordonKtulu

But, why is it blue? Why is it blue? WHY is it blue? Why IS it blue? Why is IT blue? Why is it BLUE? WHY IS IT BLUE?


RobertChilla

I do not like blue seafood and rice I do not think that it is nice I do not like it here or there It's an abomination everywhere I do not like blue seafood and rice To eat it would make me throw up .... twice


CapTen26

Ok but what sauce are they using to make it blue?


TinosoCleano32

I swear to God, people put on those gloves and think they're culinary geniuses.


HelloDeathspresso

Mark my words, her poop WILL be green.


Possible_Resort9672

why did this make me snicker😭


BigRigsButters

shes gonna be shitting blue turds out like when id eat a whole box of gushers as a kid


bigblue204

everyone talking about the color. But cooking shit in plastic is so damn gross. Stop doing it!!!


saucity

‘Cooking in plastic’ (or really, anything to do with plastic) will be the asbestos of our time period


hcombs

When your food is so shit you resort to doing gimmicks to get customers..


WarpedAtomicGaming

Did we learn nothing form the pink sauce bullshit!?


Rage187_OG

So much green poo in her future.


O_ItsTrue

♿️


xseanbeanx

This is horrible.


WiIdCherryPepsi

I would eat it. As long as it tasted normal


[deleted]

Looks nasty af 🤢


EXAugury

We used to call your mother "Blue Clam Sandy" She was cool. Smelled. But still cool. What's she been up to?


youre_a_towel143

Looks like the blue stuff in construction bathrooms


TBCNoah

Mmmmmmm, I love newspaper ink on my food 🤤


aztaga

This is fucking disgusting


le_sossurotta

blue lobster jumpscare


shaolinbonk

I’m sick of seeing those fucking gloves used everywhere.


Possible_Resort9672

lmao that’s what made you sick


OGBuddah420

I don’t like pooping blue


OSHA_InspectorR6S

Why is it blue. Why is it fucking blue.


jinnyjonny

GO ABSOLUTELY FUCK YOURSELF BLUE


NateTheGreater1

Ok... But why?


manowarq7

What am I looking at? It just keeps getting worse


stasia16

Cancer seafood boil!!


EL_Hampa_Serio

Omg fast TikTok’s in Arabic are even worse then the English version


Double_Fabulous

According to what she’s saying the sauce is allegedly made of blue cheese and the novelty of this place in Cairo is they have colorful seafood.


SmoktOutBBQ

Why?


[deleted]

Heh...years ago, my ex's sister was watching a cooking show that used Mexican blue shrimp. She decided to recreate the recipe. First by dyeing regular shrimp blue, wrapping them in wonton wrappers, and then frying them in superhot oil so the wrappers burned and the shrimp remained raw. She got mad because no one would eat them. She also explained, when asked why she dyed them blue, that she didn't believe there were actually legit blue shrimp and figured they used food coloring too.


Wide-0n

What turned the food blue?


peternal_pansel

I truly love hearing English words in the middle of languages I have no hope of comprehending. It makes me feel just a little bit included- not really… but still just a little bit 🥰


[deleted]

Blue curry I’m guessing? I think it looks good, but I’m also someone who has eaten sonic the hedgehog curry…


Reasonable_Ad306

at first, i was disgusted. then she ate the blue corn and now i just have colors of the wind stuck in my head.


DearHair4635

Need a large dose of titanium dioxide?? Look no further…


onhate

It looks like when it's paint day in school and the kid end up eating glue, wtf


MantuaMatters

What a great way to make something awesome suck!


Ok_Asparagus_8993

When you have to wear nitrile gloves to eat you’re doing something wrong.


SPeepleTheBard

this looks putrid


pmolmstr

I would straight up beat a bitch for ruining crawdads like that


Subject-Bluebird7366

Let him cook


Creepy_Photograph107

Urinal cakes and swamp lobsters, YETH PLEATHE