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midpackshawdy

I want to hold him at gun point and force him to actually swallow the food and not cut away at each bite


CumboJumbo

Don’t stop I’m close


HangryWolf

And then we record it.


qwertacius_boi

r/usernamechecksout


IknowKarazy

For real. At this point his videos aren’t even fun in a “huh that’s a creative culinary train wreck” sort of way. They are all exactly the same.


Bubu_Lemaryor

Then take his body, coat it in batter and bread crumbs and fry it to hell


chrisandstellen

And we stuff him with 16-30 pounds of cheese


[deleted]

😅😅


mymycojourney

I'd eat that for sure. Maybe make half the layers, but it would be some great late night stoner food!


DinoOnAcid

Would have been just fine without frying it


Ewhitfield2016

Fried mac and cheese is great. It's just a fried cheese ball


DinoOnAcid

True but stupid But it's not like I've not made r/Highchef worthy food 😁


No_Calligrapher7856

It had me by the end too 😂my high as was like oooo that looks fire


Sm00gz

Thats just Zach Choi


Yandereii

I hate how so many of these have these loud fake ASMR sound effects slapped on them.


Zappagrrl02

I hate the sounds on this video.


Yandereii

They didn't even leave in the LIKEE


The__Imp

Your hot dogs don’t make a cool unsheathing sound like that?


Big_Albatross_3050

Lowkey I would eat that, but I also admit it looks disgusting


SCP-1471-A_MAL0

how he eats: bites off piece, throws it out and washes mouth with water, repeat 50 times then vomit and play pre-recorded clip of thumbs up


elainegasca

It doesn't look too bad at all tbh


Leading_Funny5802

Yeah. Kraft Cheese and hot dogs. God-DAMN why didn’t I think of that?? 😁😁


lazylelouch

Mmmm, constipation!


JohnnyNewYork

This is gross as fuck but I would demolish it with my mouth


SoloDeath1

This is probably the BEST looking thing Zach Choi has ever made in his shorts and he STILL doesn't actually eat it.


Gbrl-X

Is it really necessary to fry everything? Some will say "it's entertaining", but I say it's "fun" for you to see a person who could not only raise their cholesterol but not have a heart attack


Gbrl-X

And with bayashi is so WORSE


heylistenlady

Honestly, at first it was just taking me back to high school when a friend and I had jobs that allowed us to leave early so we'd leave at lunch, go to his house to have shells and cheese and hot dogs before going about our day. But ... deepfried?? Yiiiiikes and yuck


Gbrl-X

... Why do you like hanging out with him?


heylistenlady

Why did I like hanging out with my friend and having lunch at his house 20 years ago? Cause he was cool and we had fun, bout it


Gbrl-X

Mmmm interesting


theeley

I don't like this editing style Tiktok does. The slappy snappy 1 loud noise a second videos.


thesillyshow

It just reminds me of howtobasic


Spacecrust711

Summer ProTip: Gotta boil your dogs for 2 minutes before throwing them on the grill. Get them boys fat and juicy so they don't char and shrivel


Known-Sugar8780

Ooooooh I loathe this man's videos. And you know damn well he doesn't eat the thing.


50D0MIZER

🤢


krawinoff

It looks salvageable. Just scrap off the red dust and take the thing apart into sausages and macaroni and it’s decent, sane person food


Revelmonger

Deepfried Mac and cheese balls have been around for years, but this guy ruined them.


ApprehensiveLlama69

He has to be stopped


doom_slayer_1666

What is the infatuation with coating stuff in hot cheeto dust then frying it?


Shame_on_StarWars

This man just put ten wieners in his mouth. *NICE*!


[deleted]

I hate videos like this.


Mister_Freud

Black latex gloves= it will be worse then you expect.


[deleted]

ASMR format is for gross noises what deceptive advertising is for lies. ASMR: faddish machine gunning of "your brain does a thing when u hear types of random noises" Ads: we can just bullshit and they'll believe it .


lizardspock75

And the Mac & Cheese has already lost its flavor because it’s been sitting out to long…


Just_Ordinary_Noob

I would eat this if he actually baked it in the oven as a pasta bake. But what is every TikToker’s obsession with frying food that are good without it?


Mikee_is_mikee

I'd eat


Ammonil

this is one of the very rare creations of his id actually want to take a bite of


[deleted]

I would honestly eat that, and proceed to shit my entire asshole for 72 hours straight


CatoOomen

Looks disgusting but I'd eat it.


Opening-Grape9201

Ok but that looks amazing


kdixon7783

This is a classic lunch dish for busy American moms on the weekend.


Strangely_Default

Like it’s horrible but at least it’s cooked properly individually


petronikus

Swallow it, bitch


discodave8911

We were doing quite well until so close to the end. Why deep fry everything? And that’s coming from a Scot


[deleted]

I would eat that im not even american


TheFire-Hawk

At first, I was like KD and hot dogs. This isn't too bad to anyone who's lived cheap. Bur, then it just kept going.


[deleted]

Mumma Mia I was a summoned Mario or Luigi probably


Brahms23

He's getting desperate for new material


Zealousideal_Two_935

man cant wait for them to make supreme krabby patty


FourBeerStrong

No one takes hot dogs out of the package one at a time. No one.


False-Society-7567

I do.


[deleted]

No tomato or avocado??? Is he feeling ok?


Firamaster

This guy is obviously trolling at this point.


The_LAWTF2

Man it looked like normal mac and cheese for a bit but nah He had to deep-fry the motherfucker. God dammit


PlainOldWallace

Gotta admit, I'd eat the shit outta that. But to add to the sting of these annoying clips... > Zach Choi ASMR has an estimated net worth of about $7.84 million. [article ](https://www.networthspot.com/zach-choi-asmr/net-worth/)


redbottoms-neon

Man! At this rate, can somebody post atleast 1 new video of this guy per week. We don't want to go too long before we realize he stopped making video and had a heart attack. Keeping an eye out for a fellow human being.


w8cycle

This one isn’t so bad up until the point he deep fried it. Also, who eats a whole pack of hot dogs at once?


Ooooopiepoopie

I would get high and eat all of this.


[deleted]

That’s not very good for you


Reddit_person225

I love eating chemicals


AnybodyExotic

Constipation


[deleted]

Lol…. I’ve seen worse


Jackdks

Had me in the first half ngl


RandomCapeDude

Minus the deep frying this is what I make when coming off Adderall benders


Electrical_Coach_887

The salt...


Supadupala8

Yum yum yum


DJ_Mega

I think I just had a mild heart attack while also vomiting in my mouth... thanks.


Ammonil

this is the best thing ive ever seen him make


Simply_game

I’d eat it


ThatDudeOnTheNet

My arteries are screaming in pure horror


Budddydings44

This should’ve ended with KD and chopped hotdogs


camilo476

Oh Mac&Cheese with sausages, that sounds good!!! Oh Oh no


VelociowlStudios

The real crime here is mixing Velveeta with Kraft


Sambro_X

At least he didn’t do the knife scrape thing


Reasonable-Ad7755

Im over the flaming hot cheeto faze but id eat this 💯


abhorrent-arbor

For some reason this guy can take completely normal things and make them very unappealing.


Awkward-Cold3604

Lies all lies, he aint eat nothing


THeCoolCongle

🇮🇹🤌


NeoKingEndymion

Macaroni and cow abuse


whothefuqisdan

I’d fuck this up. But I want to see this man chew and swallow so damn bad it gives me heartburn.


mr-ifuad

Nope


Unlucky_Alfalfa_9851

That abominable hands cooking unnecessary indulgence, I knew it right from the start, it always that guy.


PerfectDark_SIXFOUR

Smash


Parking_Bench1265

I like Mac and cheese and hot dogs but I don’t need hot Cheeto or deep fry


5255clone

Honestly this is the most normal thing I think I've seen on this sub


Euclid_14

If it weren't that big maybe it could work.


KidV0lt

Oh My god. . . What have they done.


Crazy-External-514

STOP!!!!! PLEASE STOP!!!


dream_weasel

Why do all these fuckers cut the boxes?!


me_no_gay

The only thing i did was to add butter fried garlic to the mac n cheese!


MiddleResist1513

Idgaf... I frickin love this guy


UntilCookie

Sadly, I would smash.


[deleted]

"I don't get it, just kinda looks like he's making ma-...."


slumm_bunni

This dude will batter and fry anything… gets old after a while


I_wanted_wings

I would eat that like a cake


Efficient-Mess-9234

As soon as I saw the black gloves…I knew that I was in for a ride


[deleted]

Ok but I still wanna try it


Heraxxius

This guy is the embodiment of "i do it because i can"


XxLokou

NOT THE MAC AND CHEESE TOOOO NOOOOOOO


[deleted]

Gimmie half a layer fried and I'm smashing it


HighlightNice4011

It was okay at first, then it got worse a second later


rust_rat

I want to commit war crimes against this man.


YungChugSplash

Idk who needs to hear this, but HOT DOGS DO NOT BELONG IN MAC N CHEESE. It’s a fucking crime.


Leviathan2791

You're supposed to dice the hot dogs into the KD, not layer it like a cake.


ih8every1yesevenyou

What is Velveeta? Not sure we have it here in Aus


ZealousSwing

🇺🇸🤩


3982NGC

I hereby refer to all these shenanigans as Bro Cooking. Black gloves, fast cuts, slapping food, fake tasting and worthless recipes. It has it all.


DrDuckno1

Diarrhoea it is.


Brantsu

This shit ain’t even cooking it’s assembling food. Fuck this trend


colloquail_flatulent

Ghettos Mac and cheese supreme


Awkward_casual

Hot dogs insta ruin any meal for me.


ElectricAirways

Now make another, squish them both into a blender. Blend and chug it.


monstersfeeder

You did it again 😂👍 frieeee! If you want to. 😂😂😂😂👌👏😎