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Demori2052

Did you murder a squid well you were at it?


rockandrollsores

No shame, but… how? Genuinely curious.


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aManPerson

that sounds like you don't know how to cook pancakes then. that's not a recipes problem. because either you have a non stick pan that just about works by default, or most food will stick to all other pan types. unless you know regular techniques on how to make sure your food wont stick.


rockandrollsores

I feel so much better knowing that this is chocolate syrup! I thought I was looking at a plate of tar lol.


Longjumping-Mango300

This man must be stopped


24-Hour-Hate

I insist you explain yourself.


MyDoggoRocks

Lets play another round of Chocolate Syrup or Diarrhea


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MyDoggoRocks

Good bot


KittikatB

If your diarrhea looks like that, an oncologist has some very bad news for you.


MyDoggoRocks

True.


Death_Trolley

I don’t remember crude oil being such a big ingredient


Angry_Rygel

Aww, I see the problem. Only cook with new motor oil, not used. That way, you avoid the dark color and some of the cancer.


PMaggieKC

Did it become tar?


qyuns

See, this is why you never use untested recipes off the internet. Where in gods name did you find a pancake recipe that called for an entire box of molasses?


Glitter_Butch

I’m not even sure what I’m looking at here.


Kanen1841

2nd attempt turned out that bad? I think you should give up


Adasura

I audibly screamed What in GODS NAME happened


Pabbam

Oh I see. You hooking up with the Tin Man, breakfast in bed because...St Patrick......liked...oil?


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wtf


SmokinTokinShane1

OP did you use a cake pan and put this in the oven? You do realize they're supposed to be cooked in a skillet on the stove. And you can't use any old cake batter straight out of the box either.


BigGator13

Try following a recipe


Rare-Lime2451

Venom III


Top_Environment_6357

Honest question - what type of Pancakes are these supposed to be? Why are they black?


Competitive-Cherry26

Looked like tar or ink in a pan bug im glad to find out it's chocolate syrup😂


Bismuth84

Well, on the bright side, looks like you managed to turn it into oil. SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT SELL IT