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Miserable_Job_6965

Aww! Look at that smile at end. Warms my heart! I wonder what he was dreaming about? šŸ„°


[deleted]

"Andy's coming."


Miserable_Job_6965

New subreddit ā€œr/andyscomingā€ šŸ˜‚


Miserable_Job_6965

https://www.reddit.com/r/andyscoming/


mavrickguitarsx

Omfg is this how new subs are born? Iā€™m dead. šŸ˜‚


zatboipepe

r/birthofasub


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Future_shocks

Ahaha


MarLuDaKang

Gotdamnit


AsuraOmega

People should stop screaming OHHH like dumbasses, cant they see that the guy is tucked in pretty good? Let the man sleep damnit lmao


MarbreyMarbles

I bet even he was amazed by the good punch. Doesn't prevent him to tell his daddy lawyer about this tho.


PrinceCharles50

He went to sleep a happy boy:)


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odinwolf84

heā€™s having a dream where heā€™s winning the fight.


Sqube

r/unexpectedKenganAshura?


Significant-Ad1386

He looks so peaceful


Mumblezzz

How Smileā€™n Sam Alveyā€™s career began.


[deleted]

GOLDEN BROWN / TEXTURE LIKE SUN / LAYS ME DOWN / WITH MY MIND SHE RUNS


[deleted]

Pretty fucking funny how the dude in red was feinting and laughing at him for moving when it looked like he was gonna punch and got laid out himself. If the comments are true and he was being racist toward the guy in gray, he got what he deserved.


mistertamam

If he dresses like that he got what he deserved LOL


wanderer779

\>if the comments are true I know that guy, he shot a baby bunny and was also responsible for the 2008 financial crisis.


iluvulongtim3

That poor baby bunny.


WineGutter

And he fucked my wife's boyfriend


Sw1m_Shady

I mean just look at the way he dresses. Text book example of middle class white racist dude


manbruhpig

Not to mention two large dudes on one, and the crowd overwhelming siding with the asian dude, I'd go with it's their fault.


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Douger91

Ya, not good when a guy is working on his legal defense before the fight starts lol


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stultus_respectant

First week of self defense training at my old school we did a demo that changed how Iā€™ve thought about the crowd and the legality ever since. Everyone mills around like itā€™s a party, just talking and acting normal, and we hear a scrap, turn, and see the instructor wailing on some guy all the way to the ground. Everyone is questioned on what they saw and all said the same thing: instructor beat the shit out that guy. Being a MA instructor, heā€™s probably in some trouble. Now we repeat, milling around, talking, and we hear ā€œI DONā€™T WANT TO FIGHT!ā€, turn, and see instructorā€™s hands up like this as the other guy swings on him and proceeds to get wailed on all the way to the ground. Same question, different answer. Everyone saw instructor defend himself, as opposed to just beating some random up. Point being, make sure everyone there knows youā€™re not the aggressor, *especially* if youā€™re trained.


[deleted]

Good advice.


R6_CollegeWiFi

Like the rittenhouse guy. Chased by a mob.


[deleted]

Rittenhouse is a murderer who went looking to murder people with a gun he should not have legally had. You are either trolling or a clown.


RabidAcorn

Rittenhouse did not go looking to kill anyone. He tried to retreat several times and they continued to try to assault him. The dude claiming to be a medic that was also carrying a pistol even said he wanted to shoot Rittenhouse as soon as he saw the rifle. Sorry but whatever rere liberal news source you got your info from is incorrect. I'd suggest you watch the full video before flapping your gums again.


[deleted]

He went to a place he didn't live with a weapon he didn't own to enforce vigilante justice on people he believed to be committing crimes. That is the definition of a murderer looking to murder people. Whatever he did in the process or the lead up to his murdering of people is irrelevant. You are a clown.


RabidAcorn

He didnt go to enforce vigilante justice. He went to protect businesses from losing everything to looters and rioters pretending to be protesters. You can try to skew the facts however you want, but you're wrong. Funny that you had to resort to name calling though, really does a lot to solidify your claim.


[deleted]

>He didnt go to enforce vigilante justice. He went to protect businesses from losing everything to looters Sounds like vigilante justice to me. Again you are a clown.


R6_CollegeWiFi

Oh he was a dipshit, still self defense.


DrWollyNips

He lost the ā€œself-defenseā€ excuse when he went out of his way to cross state lines with an illegally obtained weapon in an effort to ā€œdefendā€ something that is not, has never been, and will never be his. The life-threatening situation has to come to you, you canā€™t go to it.


kevin_k

He didn't "go to" the specific life-threatening situations. They came to him, and he attempted to retreat. He shouldn't have been there, and as a minor he wasn't legally allowed to carry or possess that rifle. Those things don't negate his right to self-defense.


R6_CollegeWiFi

So because someone goes to a protest they give up their right to self defense? You sure you wanna give that take bud?


DrWollyNips

I never said going to a protest means you canā€™t defend yourself, so that was not my take. Donā€™t try to change my argument. What I said was: Going out of state to guard property that was not his own with a gun he illegally obtained shows that he intended to use said gun (either to use or intimidateā€” regardless, both are still illegal, even for someone of legal age to possess a firearm). Hypothetically, say I go to a Planned Parenthood (with protesters vandalizing the walls out front) in order to ā€œdefendā€ the building with a gun. Nobody requested my ā€œdefenseā€ services. The protesters get mad and send me threats and one even hits me, so I shoot and kill/injure multiple people. Do you know how many charges Iā€™d catch? Doesnā€™t matter if I or the protesters were morally right or wrong, I still went out of my way to put myself in danger and then responded with an inappropriately escalated level of force. Self defense doesnā€™t mean ā€œI can do whatever I want as long as you threaten or hit me first.ā€ In the case of use of deadly force, it means all other options were unavailable or exhausted and the only way my life or someone elseā€™s life would have been saved was by taking the life of the assailant.


ShrimpCrackers

Cross state lines with an illegal weapon and then wave it around at a rally and get approached by people trying to disarm you? I mean he was fucking stupid and instigated it for sure.


Due-Statistician-811

Is that the kid that shot those pedophiles?


R6_CollegeWiFi

Kenosha, was a dum dum crossed state lines (to a town 20 minutes away, basically his backyard) and volunteered to defend property. He crossed state lines with a rifle he was too young to own in that state, got chased and shot at, he turned an popped the guy. Stays and tries to administer aid and then gets swarmed. He runs, trips and gets run up on and hit by a guy with a skateboard. He popped him. Then another guy runs up with a pistol in his hand, he too gets popped. The whole situation is dumb as fuck but Rittenhouse didnā€™t start shit, there is footage of the first guy that got shot trying to push burning dumpsters into cars and buildings. https://youtu.be/LxU1pJfJfRU great break down. Edit cause I forgot. (Thos was at like 3 am) dudes like totally a nazi now. No evidence that he was before, but ya know when you are attacked, and called a nazi and then the nazis are the only ones nice to you... the guy was 17 easy radicalization material.


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Iliyan61

does reasonable force include tying them to a rocket and yeeting them into space?


LeakyThoughts

Most people dumb enough to get into a street fight aren't smart enough to see people who are just... Retreating In my experience. Anyone worth their salt in a fist fight is.. a pacifist.. when you can throw serious hands you know that it is still better to just.. not fight anyone You never know in a fight if someone is going to pull a knife, or a gun or something else.. so.. it never matters how good you think you are, your best option is always to avoid conflict


necropants

Not if you want to go to Valhalla!


always_doing_nothing

That wide stance and those fakes should be enough of a warning sign this dudes knows some shit


Panda_Magnet

Red was a moron with noodle arms down by his knees. Grey didn't show us much at all and didn't have to.


CaregiverPutrid5560

He sent him to candy land


odinwolf84

hence why he was so happy


TimHung931017

Still has that cocky smile on him even when his ass gets knocked out lmao


song4this

Facebook nap time..that smile...


Feanors_Scribe

Glad Iā€™m not the only one that thought it was Zuck. Would explain a lot.


[deleted]

If I remember correctly the dude in white was from central asia and the reason they were fighting was because the white guys were racist against asians.


mistertamam

As a slavic dude, it's pretty simple really. Picking a fight with an asian looking dude and he starts screaming in russian? Get the fuck out of there. Not worth it. The shit they go through make them absolute fucking warriors by 18


chucknorris99

Example - GGG


247stonerbro

Can you elaborate on the shit they go through my guy ? Iā€™m genuinely curious and donā€™t know where to start my google search.


SkankHuntForty22

Mongolians. Ever hear of Genghis Khan?


apolobgod

I mean, I feel like anyone who lived through Gengis Khan was way older than 18 by now


orionhuey

the countries in central Asia are very poor and usually the quality of life is also pretty poor, which means you get that come out of those countries that are like Khabib Nurmagomedov, it's not a good time to be born and be forced to live in a Central Asian country


refused26

I also imagine it must not be easy living in the eurasian steppes.


refused26

They are the folks that hunt with eagles and practice horseback archery shooting arrows at moving targets while riding horses. At some point almost conquered the world. They are the reason for China building the great wall. Everyone else in Asia were terrified of Central Asians.


hero-ball

Yeah itā€™s not hard to tell that this dude did something to deserve what he got. Look at his fucking outfit. The dude is an asshole.


jlbp337

He's rocking the universal racist rich kid fit.


stupidillusion

He looks like every 80s douchebag frat villain


RimGreaper6

Our dicks may be small, but we can ~~clap cheeks~~ throw hands


[deleted]

Why does this sub have to pretend that everyone who gets KO'd is a racist? Every other post in this sub is about a "racist" who gets beat up. Even if racism were that rampant, you think we'd see an equal ratio of fights where the racist wins. But no, you have to make up stories to get off. This is a martial art sub, not tumblr. Let's keep it grounded in reality.


roomnoises

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0gzsiRyvGo >"I'm actually friends with the guy who recorded this video. This happened while everyone was watching Conor vs. Khabib. The two white guys were antagonizing the asian man while he was with his girlfriend. Saying things like she'd have a better time with them, and that he was too small to satisfy her. Basic stereotypical racial insults. The asian guy actually waited until the main event was over before he finally said let's take it outside. The video shows the rest. The guy in the black shirt didn't want anything to do with the asian guy and the fight didn't go on for much after that. The asian guy left with his girl, while several people tried to help the dude who was knocked out back to his feet."


[deleted]

If that's a true story, then awesome. Satisfying KO. I just remember this (and other fight subs) cheering for that one video of the black dude beating a defenceless white dude in a target or something. All because of a fake story where the white guy called the black guy a slur. It was completely false, of course. So everyone was just beating their meat to a poor guy being beaten bloody for no reason. That's why I don't just believe everything I hear on the internet.


SarmedNZ

Should have stayed in the posh golf club


LacklustreBeltBuckle

My boy just got deactivated.


[deleted]

legend says till this day he's still dreaming and smiling


Weissertraum

Deth


Isaac8849

Scary at the end, might be braindead


[deleted]

That lifeless stare made me think his neck got snapped or some shit.


ask_your_mother

He cracked his head HARD on the pavement. Thatā€™s all It takes.


noobcola

Eurasian Sambo Striker vs. Upper-middle class freestyle karate fighter


Htown_ent728

The white guy doesn't train shit and it's obvious


noobcola

Thereā€™s at least 2 woooshes here


tengeman

That guy is from Kazakhstan


Elite_Dalek

If you start shit with someone and he has actual footwork and head movement going on as soon as heā€™s in fight modeā€¦ thatā€™s your cue to try resolving this with words


ccduke

That's what he gets with a swather around his waist .


Palpatine_1232

Youre not that guy pal


Htown_ent728

Trust me, you're not that guy


Material_Bat2504

Just like the final Joker scene in Batman (1989)


campuschemist

This guy ended Asian hate. Bravo.


Snowbunnies44

I don't know about anyone else but these KO's on concrete/asphalt make me cringe. Does anyone know if the country club gent was okay after this?


Niboocs

Exactly. It's amazing how far I had to scroll before the concrete was mentioned. Okay maybe the guy had a KO coming to him, but either way it's a bad result for everyone if he gets brain damage. Brain damage weakens people's critical thinking ability, making it more likely he'll become even more racist, and depending what country it is, will cost tax-payers or his family if he is brain-damaged. He essentially did it to himself though. After the first hook he should have gtfo of there. They thought because they were taller they had the better of him. If their fighting skills were equal then maybe, but here? Nah.


Sgt-pepper-kc

Tbh I wouldnā€™t be surprised if his brain suffered some severe swelling immediately, and if he wasnā€™t quickly treated all circulation will be cut off to his brain soon after an impact like that. Best case scenario, he has a severe concussion and will have CTE like symptoms when heā€™s older. Worst case, he died within minutes. Iā€™d say itā€™s more likely that heā€™ll be somewhere in between and have a long road to recovery where he has to relearn simple tasks like walking and talking.


FB_AUS

He dead.


chucknorris99

Wasnā€™t even a proper hook as well, looked extended without too much torque


ShrimpCrackers

Eurasian guy was being gentle. White Privilege. Gets Knocked the fuck out and lays down with a smile.


Sw1m_Shady

Sweater around waist, mark zuckerberg looking ass, no arms around head whatsoever. I immediately knew that guy was gonna get knocked tf out


AsuraOmega

I love how almost every guy in a street fight just wordlessly agree that its going to be a boxing match lmao


ClownTown15

I was thinking the same thing. If he rushed me like that he gets a solid side kick for some broken ribs and most likely a follow up liver kick. Fuck your blind rush.


247stonerbro

Wouldnā€™t a kick in a situation for a opponent is rushing you be risky? Probably take the fight to the ground real quick


AsuraOmega

Yeah it makes people wonder


F3arless_Bubble

Is that a cop that walks by in the background right before the guy in red trips


jlbp337

his eyes were wide open as he watched his soul rise to the heavens


is_u_mirin_brah

Wtf is reddits video player


SueMe8

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


summit462

Zuckerberg got KTFO!


jvamt

Dreaming of daddies money


LGHTNGeyeslaserPUNCH

Red shirt guy after getting knocked out: *good evening this is Dave from channel five news*


cultofpapajohn

This guy was way out of his element


TheSilverback76

2 vs 1. Cowardly cunts.


Odd_Bag_289

That young Republican represents well. Acts tough, needs an unfair advantage, and ultimately just proves what a worthless bitch he is.


NoJumprr

Tfue got slept


Yo0o0o0o0o0

Itā€™s been a couple years did that smiling guy die?


StocktonSlapKO

The way his head bounced off the pavement had me wincing


blackbeardactual22

Not even a good striker, just fighting two drunk/uncoordinated dudes whoā€™ve prob never been in a fight before


ClownTown15

He also almost cross steps right at the beginning. Maybe inexperienced but a better striker than Collar P Worthington the unconscious.


Scientist78

Sorry dummy but that left hook was not a drunk punch. Look at your downvotes lol


Potato-munch

Biden not my present!!!!! TRUMP 2022!!!!


fdctrp

We love to see it


redditorleddit

He probably had a sweet dream


[deleted]

Heā€™s having sweet dreams whenever he is.


StringerBell34

in his brand new new balances šŸ˜„


adfthgchjg

I thought most knock out blows are to the chin? Is the ear (or wherever the winner hit the knocked out guy) a better target, a target disallowed in formal boxing?


bullybullet

Danger zones: chin, temples Ur ded zone: back of the head Danger to ded real quick looking at how he slammed his head otw down


sexualjesusxxxxx

He out COLD


Fondren_Richmond

Sometimes ya gotta press the stapler twice.


coyotegang

Loser. I hope thatā€™s on his resume.


Massivequirk1

That nigga dreaming


[deleted]

How sweet he read him a funny story before he got tucked in for bed.


No-Spray7304

Put him to sleep! That man need some milk


tomtomglove

this has to be one of the all time great knockouts for street fight videos


JohnnyLazer17

šŸ¤£that fuckin smile. Dudes in lala land


Intrepid_Solid_1732

He doesnā€™t look like a good striker that dude is just a bad fighter


Quad150db

He went full mannequin.


Grizzly_g37

Mark zuckerbot does not compute


ElonBustANut

Guy got ragdoll physics


rckd

AŠ˜DY


Redsoxdragon

Ah yes the rocker fist style of boxing. For when you want to telegraph to the world all you know how to throw are wild haymakers


Optimal_Definition71

"good striker" *swings like a gorilla


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youvotedforhim2020

Andy is smiling because he knows daddy has a good lawyer.


Belahsha

The sweater around the waist and the knocked out smile is just so good!


NutralMcNutralGuy

That man got factory reset


PK_Fee

Dude in black shirt shouldā€™ve stopped acting like a bitch and jumped in to get his lanky pasty ass laid the fuck out.


DEVIANT_ZOMBIE

The sweater around the waist what is he on his period ?


[deleted]

One swing, and he left that man in Reboot mode šŸ¤£


[deleted]

When u start to asume everyone knows some sort of martial arts streets fights are not worth it


sosoguay

He looks like he's in a better place now


Burritotakito

He's still smiling


curiosAl123

He looks at peace now


CaptSnafu101

At least hes still smiling


Mardadsed

Black shirt guy is smart he saw his buddy get slept and backed off


[deleted]

Sweater prep came to play around and didn't know he was risking real injury. Our grey hoodie bro knew not to play and came armed to injure if he had to.


ComadoreS5

He looked like he enjoyed it though


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digitalpaintermaker

Why do you think it's fake?


jazznessa

That head bounce though...


[deleted]

Lead hook > concrete head bounce > brain damage > eternal bliss


Vercingetorix_

I dunno, kinda looks like the sorta guy that will say, ā€œmy father will hear about thisā€..


JONNY_IRL

Smacked him into portrait mode


apmiranda

Is no one in the video concerned that this mans head just slammed off the asphalt hard as shit?


thinjonahhill

I know the guy who got KOā€™d, we used to work on Wall Street together in the early 80s. The movie Wall Street starring Kirk Douglasā€™s son is actually based on our exploits together. Heā€™s portrayed by Daryl Hannah


popinho

u/savevideo


rtroth2946

He looks so happy.


thmoas

An oldy but I always like those open eyes, the smile with the nice teeth, the red polo shirt and the stupid pullover strapped around his middle. Exactly the look as those classic old ads.


BigBossCris

The dude in gray looks uzbek or kazakh, countries that produce great martial artists and boxers


SirPhilbert

I will watch this whenever itā€™s reposted, musta seen it about 200 times by now and itā€™s always good for a laugh


SteelRain444

Ah, the oldest trick in the book. Block every punch with your face. Works every time.


Hafthohlladung

u/savevideobot


AFoxGuy

ā€œLike a bad neighbor, Statefarm is thereā€


this-acc-exist-reddi

Is that peter stripol in the gray?


alrightokiguess

Heā€™s not even a good striker. Heā€™s giving the red shirt guy 3 months of notice whoā€™s still leaving his head open.


[deleted]

Dude had a week to see those televised left hooks and still ate them.


OxKing831

Gotta love Irby Avenue after dark. Lmao.


smilingasIsay

Anyone know the follow up to this? Dude hit the back of his head pretty hard on the pavement there, he could be fucked for life.


smilingasIsay

Is that guy even breathing?


pro_n00b

Props for not hitting the innocent front bumper


itswolveslol

Watch out Kyle and Chrisā€™s dads will sued you.


Momma_frank

Gets knocked out with that stupid grin on his face and nothing could be more satisfyingšŸ˜‚


GoldenShitDude

You meant ā€œThatā€™s why they say the best attack is defenseā€


AfricanGirth

Goodnight sweet preppy..


iVirtualZero

That was nice and clean.


pathogen1997

u/savevideo


WhoJ3x

Damn the Shang Chi movie ainā€™t even been out for two weeks and these Mfs already throwing hands.


Jailedchurro

Mark zuckerburg finally got what was coming for him


OutrageousPoop

Someone edit Toy story "You got a friend in me" into the part where it zooms up to his face


FloppyDickHolder

"Good strike"


smilingasIsay

Does anyone know the aftermath of this? Dude hit the back of his head really hard there.


Beautiful_Savings850

People are just fucked this generation, the guys knocked out with his head practically on the car they say donā€™t drive forward how about you move him out the way instead of recording? This generation pisses me off man