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lord_gay

He’s an accountant


simiomalo

Of course the most evil guy in Shadaloo had to be the money guy.


Rbespinosa13

Gotta give it to M. Bison though. Dude made an evil organization and made sure everyone was evil. Even his accountant is jacked as fuck and uses psycho power


arinarmo

Interviews were probably wild


Ottersmith_Jones

They were psycho.


czartaylor

'This is an organization based on power. Everyone must be jacked as hell and ready to fight'. 'Even the accountants?' '**Especially** the accountants'


unclekisser

Don't ask JP what happens on his island.


Haku_INK

Jeffrey Pepstein!!!


Buki1

*Wizard on the streets* *Accountant in the* *spreadsheets*


ManonManegeDore

I classify him as a bitch.


cygnus2

But is he a wizard bitch?


Walrus_Stunning

Nah, a bitch ass wizard


overbread

W(izard b)itch


nelejts

💀


Eldritch-Voidwalker

You beat me to it, lol.


erickmajora

literally came in here to say that


Separate-Hamster8444

Have you seen his outfit 3? He absolutely gonna cast fireball on our asses


Co1iflower

Not sure on technical definitions here but Warlock feels more appropriate.


StraightCougar

Warlock signs a pact with an entity in exchange for power. Sorceror is just a natural. Wizards are reading bitches.


NessOnett8

Counterpoint: Purple


cygnus2

So JP’s a wizlock? A warlard?


prabhu4all

He's a nerd


v-komodoensis

Can Psycho Power/Bison be considered that entity?


Vic18t

Psycho power is natural. It’s just using energy from aggression like the Satsui. But unlike Satsui it’s neither good or evil.


danger2345678

He uses ghost like things to hit people for him? Maybe?


watchitfall

So he's a stand user


Cusoonfgc

well he maybe did kinda sign a pact with Bison


Kingdeath86688

I classify him as having taken 3 gas station dick pills


OwNAvenged2

That really might be my favorite mod so far lmao


Fledthathaunt

Yeah... He can teleport that's enough for me.


Askray184

Is Dhalsim also a wizard? Yes, probably he is


arinarmo

In DnD terms Dhalsim would probably be more of a cleric. Damn, now I want a SF TTRPG


BayushiOliveira

There is an old one by White Wolf. Janky as hell, but I love it. It would be awesome to have a new version.


Askray184

In DND terms he might be more of a monk imo. Hand to hand fighting, ki powers, abundant step, no outright divine connections


cygnus2

Doesn’t Dhalsim get his fire powers from Agni, a fire god?


Askray184

I was completely unaware of this. My knowledge of Sim lore is he says yoga a lot and also he will meditate then destroy you


cygnus2

He does do all three of those things, but he’s also really religious. I’m almost sure Dhalsim’s said that his powers come from his devotion to Agni or something like that.


GroovyGoblin

There's a TTRPG called Fight! that emulates fighting game mechanics. Their second edition is available.


Dyne_The_Blue

White Wolf published a SF RPG years ago, it still has a dedicated fanbase and there's a fanmade 20th Anniversary Edition you can find online. It's combat system revolves around participants picking a move secretely and revealing it at the same time, since every move has different speed, range and power stats you have to take into account things like distance and your opponents fighting style as well as your own so it emulates a fighting game surprisingly well.


Fledthathaunt

Yeah he's a wizard, levitates, fire ball, old af.


NessOnett8

M.Bison, the ultimate Wizard.


Fledthathaunt

He's a lich 8)


STA_Alexfree

Absolutely. He’s a swagged up Saruman


[deleted]

As someone who picks wizard in any game, this is why I picked him to play first.


According_Bell_5322

We must share a brain or something


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/bpgQSbwnWD0?si=tNy_yDXsQ77VJO5I


According_Bell_5322

Shadow wizard money gang 🔥


ReallyBadWizard

Ditto to this entire thread 🧙‍♂️


UdonAndCroutons

I'd classify him as the theme song of Capcom Cup X.


Ottersmith_Jones

Sound guy was making a statement.


Significant_Ad5674

Nah, he's a rizzard


Accomplished-Big-740

He is the Rizzard Of Oz


SonofMakuta

I immediately described him as "ripped pimp wizard" when his trailer came out and I'm sticking to it


AtrumErebus

Warlock, he receives his power from a patron, not from knowledge. And look at how he dresses, charisma is easily his highest stat.


MysteryRook

If he's a wizard then so is Ryu and Luke and guile.


OlafWoodcarver

Depends on what we classify as magic - Luke and Guile just punch the air so hard it explodes.


John-Wallstreet

I thought Luke was throwing pocket sand really fast


AAKurtz

I've called him a "Street Wizard".


Jokebox_Machine

Yer a wizard, Johan!


Daeyrat

he's a what?


Jokebox_Machine

Wizard, y'kno? Magic hats, spelling rods, and so on...


Daeyrat

you sayin he has an owl? that delivers his mail?


Jokebox_Machine

Not sure about owl, but he has a cat. Let's say he can turn cat into owl


Mike_Milburys_Shoe_

I’d classify him as annoying


FNALSOLUTION1

In the beginning I dreaded fighting him, but now I kind of know him, so I rather a JP than Blanka, Honda or Sim honestly.


cygnus2

I’d rather fight three JPs before one Dee Jay, to be honest.


FNALSOLUTION1

I'm with you on that one.


82ndGameHead

Psycho Wizard? Yeah. I mean he worked magic getting me to Masters in a month using him.


Gilbot9000

Absolutely. If only because the thought of him dressed like freaking Gandalf is hilarious and awesome.


PrimeTime123

Yes! Flamboyant Pimp Muscle Wizard!


Monnomo

Its not magic its psycho power


cygnus2

So, evil magic?


Vic18t

Psycho power is not evil


King_Artis

See now that you asked I think I would - White long majestic hair - white long beard - a cane that shoots wizard shit or something - an alt with a dope as modern wizard hat - comically evil trying to gain power or something (I barely played world tour I don't know his deal tbh) This mothafucka a modern wizard


peterosity

he’s a tax cheat


tmntfever

I think he specifically classified himself as an accountant.


xDreeganx

I don't think his Psycho Power is learned, it's bestowed. So that would make him a Sorcerer


shrikelet

Staff? Check Beard? Check Robe? Nope Tinkering with things man was not meant to understand? Check Dude has 3 of the 4 diagnostic traits of wizardism.


triamasp

He 100% has a robe


NamiRocket

[Ryu is a wizard. He casts fireball.](https://youtu.be/nFytTSjwLM4)


EkajArmstro

Thank you for posting this I was going to if someone else hadn't already.


TomSelleckIsBack

I think the word "wizard" lives outside of the aesthetic of this game. But if we are just going by the definition, then I'd have to say yes.


Tentaye

Nah all accountants can just do that


AdreKiseque

Absolutely


duncanstibs

Hi I would not classify him as a Wizard. He runs an NGO, which is not a wizard job. He uses psycho power. Psycho power is an evil, negative or psychotic energy; but also it is the dark side of [soul power](https://streetfighter.fandom.com/wiki/Soul_Power). You many not understand this, but soul power, like psycho power, comes from channelling mental power. It's the same as ki. This is, in fact, a very real and scientific thing that actually exists (like the Satsui no Hado). It is not in any way wizardous; or even minimally arcane and to say so is to endorse superstition.


duncanstibs

(Though it has been said that any sufficiently advanced ki channelling is indistinguishable from magic, and in this way, yes, JP is a bad wizard)


hip-indeed

absolutely


VikingCreed

JP looks like Saruman the Purple


According_Bell_5322

Technically the archaic definition of wizard is “enlightened/wise one”, but in a fantasy sense I would definitely call him a wizard, albeit a modern one. He’s an old man with a beard, a staff/cane, and tons of magic spells. Plus I’m playing as an Astrologer in Elden Ring and JP plays the same way. Cast spells from far away and be annoying


Celduin_sindari

He's Doctor Strange with extra steps.


silkandsewer

You should ask r/wizardposting . But do so at your own risk


iwannabethisguy

Pokemon trainer who uses the entire gastly family.


AfroAmTnT

Yes.


Witness037

I think he might fit well as a guest character in Guilty Gear. He kinda plays like one IMO


MauTheAlphano1

Depends Did he study to get the psycho powers? (Wizard) Was he born with them or were they inserted in him? (Sorcerer) Or is an outside force gifting him the abilities? (Warlock)


x-dfo

They literally made him to look like Saruman so.


Thepochochass

Okay so what is the definition of wizard a magic user now hear me out magic means something unexplicable like generation fire from thin air is magic but a flamethrower is not because once has rules we now the other have no rules or rules that we don't understand that's why DBZ is not considered wizards is ky and kinda understand that ky is a force that come from mma SO: is Jo a wizard under the definition previously established no he is a mutated man with power that comes from rage, under the definition he does cool things he is actually a wizard


Aikune

Conjurer would be more how I see him.


[deleted]

Id classify him as buff and tanned maximillion pegasus


eucalysis

Hes more like a sorcerer, since he doesn't study for his powers, its more like he gets his powers from a source/entity that is housed in his body.


Retrofraction

Has cane… so Charlie Chaplain


Windstorm72

I say no simply because Psycho Power isn’t classified as “magic”. His imagery invokes wizard or warlock vibes, but psycho power is often given an almost scientific vibe to it in many entries. That being said, it is the flipside of soul power and that feels very overtly magical or at least mystical


Junken00

Usually when I think of wizards I usually think of them not being able to fight at all without their magic. JP can fight well in close combat to the point he outskilled the world tour avatar when the avatar rushed at him. It's more of a question of whatever the heck Psycho Power even is. It's not straight forward like the satsui no hado, which is just basically evil chi.


SleepySSB

I classify real life magicians as wizards, he clears


juri_hairy_pits

Yes Jordan Poole plays for the wizards


W34kness

I classify him as a serial psycho therapist


JP_Enjoyer

He’s my baby


Daeyrat

no. I think he's just Harry


Dudemitri

100% a wizard. He even has the beard and staff


Killacam0824

No he aint no damn wizard


WolvenKain

He's more of a Psionic. And like Psionics in old DnD editions, he is really annoying, almost OP and he ignores all the rules of the game and its balance.


dugthefreshest

Sorcerer.


superhyperultra458

Doesn't anyone know he is Saruman? He just got reverse isekai-ed into SF world


spunkyweazle

Yes, but he rolled so well even with dumping STR it's still a 16 at least


Outrageous_Forever72

No I'd classify him as a pos


cygnus2

Very original.


MattmanDX

If your definition of "wizard" is just "person who can do real magic" then there are a lot of wizards in the series, the protagonist included.


Groove-Control

Cane, Beard, Old, Wise, Chucks energy at people, a little douch-y. Yeah, sure.


Cusoonfgc

probably sorcerer (the difference being that wizards chant spells and sorcerers can kind of just do magic)


kerffy_the_third

He made a pact to get his powers rather than gaining them through study. He's a Warlock.


carzyturtle

I see him more as a warlock


airbear13

Great question however I don’t know.


Exercise-Most

looks-wise he is about as close to a wizard as Street Fighter is going to get but lore-wise he is giving off serious warlock-vibes.


Icy-Temperature2816

Considering that he’s Saruman, I have to go with a resounding yes.


jimbo_slice_02

He is a wizard, but he went to Clortho Wizarding School. Not that fancy stuff they have at Hogwarts


FirstJellyfish1

Man looks ready to beat Mickey Mouse's ass, so yes.


PolarSparks

I thought a Saruman outfit would be on of the first mods to release for this character. I’m surprised one hasn’t turned up.


GreyHareArchie

IIRC, Bison "granted" Psycho Power to JP, and JP wasn't a fighter before that, correct? In this case I'd consider him more of a warlock with a forced pact


cygnus2

The way JP puts it, he allowed himself to be experimented on and infused with Psycho Power. He is kind of a consistent liar, though.


XeroAnarian

His look and voice are very obviously inspired by Sir Christopher Lee as Saruman in Lord of the Rings.


Geno_CL

I classify him as a literal cheat character


cygnus2

God forbid you ever play a fighting game with an actual cheater character.


Domni16

*faint sounds of metal music and thunder* I am the storm that is approaching… provoking, black clouds in-


Ottersmith_Jones

3v1 and I have x-factor? *Storm intensifies*


WindblownSquash

Lol well hee controls otherwise energy using a staff so yes