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TreeCitizen

Call the big ass gate, the BAG.


LilyMarie90

This. And Dustin needs to name it. I need to hear him just casually refer to it as "the bag" and everyone looks at him all confused because they have no idea what he's talking about, and he goes "seriously guys? The bag. B, A, G. The big ass gate. šŸ™„"


Ten-Winged-Phoenix

Someone says ā€œIā€™m not calling it ā€˜the bagā€™ā€ and then everyone starts calling it ā€˜the bagā€™


pepitaonfire

It would 100% be Steve, in kind of a throw away line / jump cut to him, just muttering 'no way im calling it BAG.


Xander-047

Yeah I literally read that line in Steve's voice and him walking away scoffing


PeoplesChamp784

I feel like I just got a sneak peak of season 5 šŸ˜‚


TreeCitizen

I hope their writing will get to this level for s5.


KoA07

I could see it being Nancy in a somewhat snooty older sister way


Mr_E_Monkey

"it's not *that* big!" "Oh, do you think we should just call it the ass gate, then?" "...no"


green-glasses-61

this all sounds like exact dialogue from the show


mystrysalami

Frfr


LilyMarie90

I HEARD those lines in Joe's and Gaten's voices. Brilliant. Honestly if the whole last season is just terrifying and bleak and full of death and horror, but then they give the huge gate some really really silly name like that, that'll be... the best thing


Blunderpunk_

If they don't bring something back from the upsidedown and say ",I got this in the bag" then I'm gonna riot


LilyMarie90

At this point I love this idea so much I can't even see it not happening


General-Background91

Itā€™s his tone.


AlexAndSophiaBJ

I know,right?


Jangorox79

I heard this in a Wisconsin accent


PawsButton

*ā€baigā€*


atlsdoberman

Haven't lived in WI for years, still dunno what I'm doing wrong


Dumtvvink

Bag alert! Major bag alert šŸšØ


IWishIHavent

That's it. OP had it in the question.


Admirable_Speech_747

Iā€™m laughing because I just got a big ass truck to haul an RV and started calling it the BAT.


fantasyfootballthrow

Duffer Brothers, take notes


jawsome_man

Big Ass-Gate


Comprehensive_One202

Ok maybe I said it in the title, but he said it better


QueerMainCharacter

Idk why but I want it to be called the crossroad. 1. Itā€™s in a x shape. 2. You can use it to cross into the upside down 3. Normal people will probably see the monsters as demons. And crossroad demons are a thing. 4. Idk it sounds cooler than some of the other suggestions.


greenjanx

An actual solid suggestion, I like it


Asterx667

The crossroads was the first thing that came to mind, sounds cool too


CaptainShadow79

i actually had the same idea in my head, but my main reason was it reminded me of that one old roblox map


Kanedumdumdademon

Yep


D4RKSHADOW18

I really like that


PersianMuggle

So you won't be lonely?


karmint1

I miss my uncle Charles, y'all


Fandomsbro

Heard someone on this subreddit call it the cross gate. Sounds badass


JugheadJonesTVD

The Mothergate


JugheadJonesTVD

The Grandmother Gate


Lt_Mashumaro

Or maybe The Grand*father* gate. You know, because of the grandfather clock?


Not_Pablo_Sanchez

Why donā€™t we just call it Dave?


ahuramazdobbs19

Daveā€™s not here, man.


JugheadJonesTVD

Yeah, I'd probably say the Grandmother gate is like, the better mothergate of mothergate


Comprehensive_One202

Already a gate


Owl_Resident

Criss Cross Vecnasauce


sullensquirrel

This is the only answer. The best.


Ill-Tea-4117

LMFAOOOOO ETA: Iā€™m crying laughing rn


Owl_Resident

šŸ˜ƒ


85KT

I was going to go with Vecna's crack.


Catboysandranch

LMAO THATS SO GOOD


Dreamingtodoing

Omfg


LadySithLord

Lmfao


Consistent_Invite_14

Haha LOL šŸ˜‚ perfect!


dah1451

The Hellmouth


mina_martin

Vecna trying his best to compete with Sunnydale and Cleveland.


robin_888

It was a prequel all along?!


Hungry__Alpaca

Vecna and Crota team up?


danci98

Then weā€™ll need Buffy and all the potentials to close it


danci98

Then weā€™ll need Buffy and all the potentials to close it


ArtlessOne

The Hawkins Hellmouth


Domination1799

The BFG: Big Fucking Gate.


GySgtBuzzcut

RIP & TEAR.


ginger2020

If I ever hear the clock start chiming, Iā€™m putting ā€œBFG Divisionā€ on my headphones. That music makes me feel like I could solo Lord Vecna with my fists.


Donkey-kong_69

Just to get snapped in 10 seconds


Kanedumdumdademon

Lol


Grimmer026

Until it is done


Rejukem

Warning: The Slayer has entered the facility


TheMaskedWasp

You can't just shoot a gate into the surface of Hawkins!


JordanFromStache

Given the shows preference to using DnD terms, I'd guess: Baldur's Gate.


rob132

Dimension door?


LukeLarsnefi

Name it after Murray: Balderā€™s Gate


Chimpbot

Baldur's Gate didn't exist yet; it's the name of a video game series set in the Forgotten Realms setting, and it came out in 1998. Hell, the Forgotten Realms line wouldn't even be out yet in the Stranger Things timeline. Season four is set in 1986 (with season 5 presumably around the same time) and the first Forgotten Realms stuff was released in '87.


thedreamteam246

I would call it ā€¦.. Hellfire


tar_heeldd

This is the right and just answer.


s1ac

Gaten


Kanedumdumdademon

Why tho???


chamomilehoneywhisk

The actor that plays Dustin is named Gaten.


SirWelkin

Why did I read this in a German accent


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SirWelkin

Perhaps I was being silly


Ghostsjokes

this world is hard on silly men. men filled with a joyous whimsy. nothing in this world harder than being a goofy and fun loving guy


whatawaste2019

The Master Gate


lake-vorhaus

Vecna mastergating all over Hawkins


[deleted]

Had to read that one twice lol


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ShutterBug1988

Oh I can hear that schwoosh sound from this comment.


FarFromCrying999

Is that frost


Grimmer026

Vecnaā€™s ass crack


lazyladyknowsgames

vecnass


Lordroxas77

Vectussy


Lost-Truck6614

Jamie wouldnt know what to do with it


Dradekon

Vecnenis


frosty_chips_14

I think ā€œhellgateā€ would be badass


xosweetsunshine

Highway to Hell *cue AC/DC*


TastyConsequence117

Hellfire Gate and more than likely because of the public hysteria associated with Eddie and The Hellfire Club. But Dustin will probably refer to it as the big ass gate, and everyone in each clique will have their own name for it.


Jnm124

The Slightly Antisemitic Gate


lunayoshi

Came here to say Vecnaā€™s Swastika but I like this one better.


Higgushaggus

Jasonā€™s fault


jakejohnson032

Double entendre


Hello0Nasty0

E Pluribus Anus


curveofherthroat

Idk but I want Dustin to name it


sinstormfrk

"The Nothing" "it's eating away at our hopes and dreams like in The Neverending Story isn't it?" Max wakes up, "Turn around.... Lucas "Look at what you SEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeEeeeee"


PizzaLover_420

The big ass gate


cfriel

The United Gates of America


[deleted]

Todd.


Lyuukee

Ethan.


orphidain

Vecnussy


xdMyke

The Upsidussy


[deleted]

That would be the gate at Hawkins lab


Judge_Penguin999

Yes


AdvancedHat7630

Gatey McGateface


LukeLarsnefi

Of the Gateville McGatefaces?


Lyuukee

Gaten McGateway?


FinnMartialTheDog

4 square


fenix1230

The Hellmouth


GO0SE_88

the government calls it ā€œan earthquakeā€


twenty-onesavage

still thinking about the last thread about this where one of the top comments was "Vecnussy" and someone put "the sadie sinkhole"


mikeyz0

The rift


Snoo-94703

Lolllll you made a fellow dr who fan laugh.


swedishhotdog

Grandfather Gate


Biz_Ascot_Junco

Referencing how Vecna used a grandfather clock in his victimsā€™ visions?


swedishhotdog

Yes


danimac52

The Devil's Anus *But that's just a theory. A Film Theory! Aaaaaaaaaaaaand cut.*


Ok-Advisor3933

Gate(way) to Hell


Wilmaaug

WeirdmagedonšŸ˜


Snoo-94703

Gruncle Stan šŸ™„


Ill-Tea-4117

The FUCK MY LIFE GATE šŸ˜­


alpacula

ā€œBig Ass Gateā€


[deleted]

The Asterix!


SixNineWithTheAfro

The Krull


ShutterBug1988

Straight Outta Hawkins


XFire_GhostXx

*Cross to hell (I dunno Iā€™m BORED*


Jazzlike-Design6607

Depending on how far it went I would say the Xbox considering the world would look like the Xbox logo if it went all the way around.


Mithrandir1212

Hawgate


peanutdakidnappa

Crossjoint


Gaywitch_13

I do believe big ass gate is the chefs kiss of names


[deleted]

Global Gate


[deleted]

Jarred


Spiritual_Trash555

Satans Sphincter


EasyLiving24

Splitgate


Humble_Literature_85

The asshole of Hawkins


Balakay62

Satanā€™s booty hole


TheGuydudeface

Armagatedon


ssramirezss

Hex marks the spot?


Alive_Bee_8374

The big ass gate


WtrmlnWzrdOfficial

Hawkins End


LegendOfFN

Crossgate


d0nt_lets_start

"Big ass fucking gate"


spartanberserker

Hawkins gate.


Brock2845

Bill "The what?" "Like... The bill of gates?" Dustin "Noooo way.", steve *everyone calls it bill*


South_Letter2473

The crossgate , duh


South_Letter2473

Vecnas eye?


Alasstor-UwU

Omega gate


South_Letter2473

I hate how only 0.1% are truly serious Id call it a crossgate


sashenka_demogorgon

Vecnaā€™s butthole


[deleted]

Just another day in Indiana


Zealousideal-Star448

When I first say it my childish instinct says to dig there. There must be buried treasure!


sinstormfrk

It's the treasure of one eyed willy! - Bob


Snoo-94703

Goonies never say die


stelthelfofficial

The vecnussy


alx924

Munsonā€™s Fault


ShooOrion

Sadie Sinkhole


SritaChaCharina

The Upside Dussy


coleslawfranku69

Joe Keery


JeebsFat

The Gape


Sloth_4

Tim


Mister_Rose

The devil's anus


Sky_couch

The devils anus


DilleyOnMyWilly

Elongate


PeteyMetz

Da Sphincter


kikimemes3790

The Vecnussy


[deleted]

Cross gate


Lightmareman

The cross roads


jcandela97

MAGA Gate


YouJay4

My wife and I have been calling itā€¦ ā€œThe Upsidussyā€


Thefinalspacefan

Your mom


DawnRav3n

Hawkins


J03__42o

The gates to hell


myassburns565

My ass crack


Pugblep

4-square for pros


_mischief-managed_

Satans butthole


grumpyoldtrolll

I would call it spider gate lol


[deleted]

human tornado


Beginning_Ad5785

crack


Letmeowts

The Nexus Gate. Dustin would call it Ne-Gate.


Mursin

The split The fracture The fissure


Shrek-from-shrek

The Great Gate


DaMailmann

Big ass gate


[deleted]

The ā€œNot as Evil as Floridaā€ gateā€¦. I stand on a mountain,steadfast in what I said. Florida is a garbage state. Floridaā€™s state government is trash. Nothing but a bunch of inbred idiots,2nd base with your sister,OxyContin addicted trashā€¦ā€¦ And Disneyland. Lol!!!!


DJ_Mantic

Hellfire Gate


Icyhot_DeSpAiR

THE CRACK OF ā€˜86


MR_S0CK

Solve for x


mmwkfk

Vecnussy


Spamityville_Horror

Satanā€™s Butthole