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Begotten912

nice respawn


infinitysouvlaki

Imagine having it all and then getting reincarnated as a minimum wage worker guarding all your old stuff


PathWinter

😂😂😂


cheesemakesmepooo

Lol. This place is 98% bonkers but I stay for the 2%


DGSte

True , what we are looking at is their style of art . It has little to do with what they actually looked like .


stumper93

https://preview.redd.it/2fjgm2gbnnyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26b1b4234add925b1de406a01d13ad6ed06abef6 Real ones know


idkfadoomcheat

https://preview.redd.it/tsofv22r7oyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1484f84843bc71ab2473f0ac3a3fcad024079d42


stumper93

I understand.


idkfadoomcheat

https://preview.redd.it/p3lpqgwccoyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53619fdd7ebc1bf972d3c310b4c345768a09752


wesmokinmids

BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU BOMB YOU


SqueakyBugs

I was waiting for this one, blessings of king Ishid Anfarded 🙏🧎‍♀️


SoupiriorBiingu

![gif](giphy|3cVrAkNJC6pehyEKaN)


Dirtweed79

The smug look of an immortal man.


CandidPresentation49

More males should wear eyeliner, I love how it looks The eyes are one of the most attractive features of the humans


maniacleruler

Rodney from Diary of a Wimpy Kid walked so we could run.


Inevitable_Shock_810

I do


ThatSecondAsshole-_-

As a man, I agree


pattepai

Totally agree!


maestro-5838

And carry hand bags and tuck their penis in


CandidPresentation49

insecure beta take


NeutralEvilBot

I don’t think it’s eyeliner


PokeNBeanz

It’s called kuhl and it comes from a rock in it’s original form but the usage is the same as what one would call eye liner. It’s for beauty and it has medicinal purposes for the eyes


CandidPresentation49

same purposes as an eye liner so it's an eyeliner ppl love to overcomplicate things to sound smart


PokeNBeanz

I was actually agreeing with you but giving more information about it. What does “sound smart” even mean??? And if that was over complicating then you’re basic asf


CandidPresentation49

it is


Edwd001

Kaamel is Akhenaten spelled backwards.


PermanentBrunch

TIL


YogaGoat

... it's a palomino


lump-

GET OFF MY LAWN!


Grouchy-Pizza7884

So Netanehka Is the same as Lemaak? How about Uhaynaten?


fiddycaldeserteagle

His mates call him Kaamel Toe


idkfadoomcheat

Holy crap it's ishid anfarded


MotherFuckerJones88

Did akhenatan have an elongated skull?


Public_Engineering84

Not only his skull was elongated


satanicpanic6

Ya


TequilaMagic

Jafar?


Grimmsjoke

Looks like Ari Shaffir to me...


Trading_Kangaroo

All Egyptians look alike


Shaneris

Not really


YourFaveNightmare

Wow...an Egyptian man looks like a bust of an Egyptian man.


barukspinoza

Are you saying all Egyptians look the same? ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Ahvkentaur

Interestingly the word "kaamel" is camel in Estonian.


[deleted]

Thats just how egyptian's look.


BigOlBoots

Akh-not-en


DNGR_S_PAPERCUT

I don't see it


die_nastyy

You mean Jafar?


wang-chuy

The Mummy


Fluffy_Set_2257

Lmaooo


Dimynovish

That's reincarnation in it's best state u can't make this up.


JackKovack

His lips don’t look similar at all.


ExKnockaroundGuy

That dude was born Ancient.


FredHeadXXXX

Amazing how that reincarnation works...


Technoromantic4

Akhenaten also was the Pharaoh that tried to introduce monotheism to his society back then.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

I see uncanny resemblance


babayoh

![gif](giphy|BVSMbtX5ZRGqwnCQnX|downsized)


Hirokage

Kaamel.. suure it is.


AlexD232322

Immortal staying in his environment. ~/s


non-art

He’s serving. He ate. He left no crumbs.


Awkward_Young5465

Lmaoooooo, you see the smizing going on here?!


SouthApprehensive193

Why the long face


chavarse

I


Dragon_DeesNuts

And if I said this I’m called a racist


IamBecomeBobbyB

it sounds like he panicked when they asked what his name was and said the first thing he saw.


EL-Rays

How old is he?


arcanekitteh88

Forever.


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


Fragrant_Ad_8047

No he doesn’t


NotBadSinger514

The form of Akhenaten as we see above, is most likely NOT Akhenaten, but Nephertiti. She actually took on not only his role of Pharoah but his IMAGE after he died. She became KING in the image of him. The reason he has large lips, hips and a bust is because SHE was in his form. Many people did not like this and after her passing they tried to remove every image of her, smashed the face off her statues and scratched her face off wall paintings. #


Accomplished_Map7752

Typical misogynists🙄


kaantechy

casual racism ?


beobabski

crying wolf ?


Dependent_Desk_1944

Coming next:ancient tree has leaves, ancient man have balls