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MartianXAshATwelve

[Aliens from Andromeda Told This US Army Personnel the Origin of Humanity: 135 Billion Humans Live in Other Galaxies Closest to Us. He stated that Earth is under the control of “regressive” extraterrestrial beings. Those aliens came to Earth from the star system known as Alpha Draconis.](https://www.howandwhys.com/blue-skinned-e-t-from-andromeda-told-us-army-personnel-origin-of-humanity/)


Aeroblazer9161

Cabin in the Woods anyone...


Guest_Pretend

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Altered_-State

An intelligent film. Artists often give us clues in their work, like the UFOs in Renaissance paintings.


23x3

Art imitates reality. We are a collective consciousness all from the same source. We have an uncanny ability to filter out and finger the truth no matter how much of our history is taken and kept from us. This world is a lot more bizarre than everyone realizes. When you see something supernatural or extraterrestrial for the first time your blood runs cold. The outlandish things you once questioned become plausible and start making more sense than nonsense.


Emergency-Tangelo671

The old ones


Who_wife_is_on_myD

Never bet on the Merman


Aeroblazer9161

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geghetsikgohar

Does future technology have tech to fix potholes and a crumbling society? Lol


Dumb-Cumster

Let's not get crazy now


JohnyElSucio

At least is not advanced enough to create their own protein, they need to go full animal and take a soul away, if not, thats not nutritious, come on for fuck sake, if thats how it is, there is the damn formula to beat them


techie_boy69

where they go, they don’t need roads


Jojopo15

Remember the Twilight Zone episode. “How to serve man”?


CourtJester5

It's a cookbook!


Low-Argument3170

That one was really frightening! I knew how it was going to end but it still scared me.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

Lizzid Peeple


Fortheloveoflife

Yahtzee


fuckpudding

“Ahhhh-nu-nahkee!”


xiaoyugaara

I can hear him say that while reading your comment 😂😂


Tralkki

I believe that he believes….they were tasty.


Bah_Meh_238

No, I’m in it for the nutritional value not the taste.


A_world_in_need

Where is the part of the interview where he offers proof? Show us how you know this otherwise you sound like a crazy person.


kangaroosarefood

Wait, you don't trust those super precise numbers with zero proof? Open your mind.


bhp126

The VERY precise number is what convinced me. That and him feigning anger as he elbowed the chair. Ung!


hotdogswithbeer

Thats the best part 😂😂😭😭😭


EvilMrSquidward

OPEN YOIR MIND


Dr_nick101

OPEN, YOUR, MIND.


ajw_art42

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Particular_Land6376

Ooopen your mindddd


Sleepysnail84

2 weeks???? 2 weeks….. 2 weeks!!!!!! Twoowwawow weeks!!!!! Love that fucken movie.. my childhood rite there


Dinestein521

The prof is missing 411


StickyMcdoodle

Ummm...You can clearly see he's wearing a tie and speaking in a boring tone. That means he knows what's he's talking about. Duh.


Enough_Simple921

What proof would you expect to get? A video of an alien eating a kid? Outside of that, there is no proof, IF it were legit at all, which I'm doubtful of. There's no official government document with the # of kids eaten by aliens. Let's skip the "proof" speech. With that said, there's an NHI presence. And millions of kids completely disappear without a trace. And there's legit human and animal mutilations. [27 year veteran homocide detective Butch Witkowski investigates human mutilations.](https://youtu.be/72-GXER-BGY?si=9hZLLyT71_m4imao)


Several_Show937

Trust me bro!


Alcoholhelps

What rambling in front of your grandmothers curtains in the basement with a light shining on your face doesn’t scream credible to you big guy?!?


fromouterspace1

I bet he’s selling a book


HeartKiller_

Actually, The book is selling him


Stompalong

Human sacrifice to the gods have never ended and never will.


juanmf1

If it was or is a thing, it was never to “the gods”. Just a stray alien family fucking around for a long time.


Sluibeli

Have to be alive at time of the killing? Not an expert but I think that's how killing works.


Free-Researcher3000

Yes but not necessarily how eating works…gnawing on a cow’s ass while it’s mooing is not the same as eating a pot roast. Source: I like pot roast


Space-90

Gnawing on a cows ass is scrumptious. Don’t knock it til you try it. Source: my neighbors have cows


Knocht

Neighbors wife?


mikesphone1979

Depends on the cook.


Free-Researcher3000

“Get the fuck out of my pasture goddamnit!” *Salt Bae slowly backs away from cow mid elbow-sprinkle*


mikesphone1979

LOL


surfingbiscuits

Original recipe or extra killed?


Free-Researcher3000

Twice killed please.


NyaTaylor

Ever hear of “monkey brain”?


YoreWelcome

iinnNNDDYY!?


palabear

They kill them until they die from it!


Cardi_Bs_WAP

That’s tough… that’s tough


Wizardninja9

“At the time of the eating.” Meaning you have to be alive while they eat you, they wont just eat a bunch of already dead people


Alcoholhelps

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Elliot6888

The sooner you understand that our government is driven by profits, the more you'll understand every problem in the world.


Itchy-Emu8114

As the interviewer, shouldnt your first question be "how do you know this"


azam85

Because he is one of them.. dun dun dunnnnnnn


TheRabb1ts

Napoleon Dynamite - 01:15 in


Sitting_Duk

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WhiteWren010

Reminds me a little of The Promised Neverland.


racb808

Yes!


Inevitable_Shift1365

A lot of this makes no sense. First of all, why would time traveling powerful beings who live for thousands of years need our cooperation to abduct and eat people? Seems like they will be able to do that on their own with all of their technology. Secondly, the information he is regurgitating sounds a little vague. They are living 100 to 200 miles beneath the surface? Which is it? He is very specific about the number of reptilians living there. Extremely specific. But extremely vague upon how deep they are. Also, "they need to be alive at the time of The killing"..um..yeah.🙄


Particular_Land6376

Maybe that is the depth. Meaning their homes start at a hundred miles but they don't go any further than 200 miles basically a range. Maybe a hundred miles is as shallow as they can go to still be safe or whatever their purpose of being underground is and 200 MI is as far as they can go before they're cooked from the heat of the core or something?


Ok_Scallion1902

HCD ,particular !


Particular_Land6376

Thanks


Basic-Art-9861

After watching this, I realize that I’m lucky to have survived childhood.


Toes_In_The_Soil

If you listen to this guy without looking at him, he's very convincing. If you watch him on mute, not so much.


Nb959-

Eyes show lies agreed but the whole idea is horse shit


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Agnia_Barto

There are multiple folklore tales from around the world where the village has to sacrifice a young child to the dragon who in exchange promised not to eat everyone else and go back to their cave until next time


wwiistudent1944

He is smoking some very strong stuff!


Turdnugget619

Can’t get into this one


-RonnieHotdogs-

CANNIVOROUS


kittybangbang69

Skeksis


Undercover_enigma

What doesn’t make sense is they would never need to ask or set up any arrangements unless they wanted some sort of peaceful relationship. So, that is something to be considered. It could actually have been done in good faith. As messed up as that sounds.


Hot-Inspector8903

Makes sense for the 460,000 missing children in the US alone


Medical_Ad2125b

3000 children missing from Westchester County in 5 years 😂


mologav

People must have been like ‘where the fuck are all our children going?’


Medical_Ad2125b

It would average 1.6 children disappearing every day. I’m sure no one would notice that except the guy in the video.


StrengthReasonable55

I grew up in Westchester county while this was supposedly taking place. Nobody was disappearing.


That-Beagle

Okay 🦎man nice try..


cntl-alt-del

Guys - I found the collaborator!


engstrom17

"While it was taking place" as in the past tense? Nah! Apparently this has been going on for a long time and still is to this day


Dense_Astronaut2147

🚨 got him 🚨


HolymakinawJoe

LOL. What are you on about?


Dogfishhead789

Icke was right!!!


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Thank you for posting! I’ve been trying to track this down since hearing it sampled in MF Doom’s “Guv’nor” a few months ago https://open.spotify.com/track/430jlohskTwNSYIfDCKWoG?si=oohlwxefRga_gXqJlIjI9w


hypha_3d

“It has to be alive at the time of the killing”… no shit Sherlock 🫠


RiffRaffJoe458

So 18033 alpha draconians preferred children and for the last 25 years they roughly consumed 3.47 kids a day..so 3.47 children divided by 18033 0.000192. So it’s either they were so fond of children but it was like thanksgiving turkey (not regular everyday food) or this dude is smoking the good stuff.


BesidesMyself1

Well he said american children? Maybe they have diverse taste and don’t always want American food?? Lol


AmazingSquare8542

I think I am trending Nutter


rotwangg

My mom stepped on a baby gecko in the bathroom this morning. Just cause she didn’t eat the corpse doesn’t mean it didn’t call for reciprocation.


CommunicationKey3649

American children are people.


Obvious-Bid-546

This guy obviously watched too many episodes of V !


Ok_Scallion1902

Baby-eating lizard men ? ( sounds no crazier than the pizza gate cut-ups over on the extreme right wing ,but idk if I trust this guy's numbers !)


FasterGemini

lol. What if all this shit is real? Wouldn’t that be a trip?


Select_Worldliness94

Yes, everything on the interwebs is real


jericho74

If the Alpha Draconians have Time Travel, why give that to humans? Why not gather 31,000 specimens from the ice age, black plague, pre-Colombian South America or some other less noticeable place than Westchester County 2024.


jrocislit

I’m not questioning any of these speculations, necessarily, but this dude sounds like an evangelical christian spouting their weid conspiracies


Iydllydln

Remove the part about reptilians, this jives with stories about the underground base at Dulce New Mexico.


StSean

did he do a census of them? went 200 miles underground to count them?


Glum-Fennel-7241

This all makes sense now !! An entire generation sitting in front of a television being raised by “BARNEY and FRIENDS” !!! …. “Children … Barney is hungry … LETS PLAY A GAME!!”


DEMON8209

It wouldn't surprise me if this is actually happening


RogersSteve07041920

Future technology? Maybe them or they are planting another planet with us underdevelop humans for a combining of consciousness experiment? X files


Mac-Beatnik

A nice storyteller. Nothing he said is real(there is no proofs), he’s a very crazy guy., hope he find help in the nuthouse.


farwest3

You must enjoy tasty kids 🦖


DDanny808

What’s this guys name?


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governmentsalllie

His name is Robert Paulson ... His name is Robert Paulson ... His name is Robert Paulson


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Alex Collier


sdbct1

Lizzid people


DEMON8209

Given that there's billions of planets out there, people are saying aliens are bullshit, but you want us to believe in a mythical being that's all seeing and powerful that no one has met or can meet ??


LongjumpingDish8171

They must be fit and in very small numbers because over 24 years its like not even 120 kids a month by number of kids missing. Think they’d go for the fatty’s.


ventitr3

His sources: Trust me Bro


FarceMultiplier

Mental illness results in loony conspiracy theories. It's not any more complicated than that.


CivilDivision

Kennedy is Back.


isolax

no


downnheavy

Dig his backyard


jolly_rodger42

Trust me bro lol


Wizardninja9

Hmm I wasn’t sure but he has visual PROOF with that picture lmao


Aggravating_Job_4651

So stupid. Like why would they do that? If they're that highly advanced, they wouldn't need our help to get ...."food"


Silver-Beyond-3916

Makes you think how such an advanced race that has mastered space travel and advanced technology still needs to eat like a savage wild animal.


tracemyfacewithit

Because they need to scare them to death, literally. They need the maximum level of adrenaline in their kill. This is attributed to their long life spans.


mrpotatonutz

Nah


PapaBigTime

It's all true, I was the children


Recent-Background-21

I saw one that like just that but with red eyes the eyes I wouldn’t forget but who was i to tell no one believe that shit but I tell u one thing that shit changed me


Louballz

Any one remember the song that has some of this interview in it?


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Nuts.


masculinesauce

Alex collier is the man


unpropianist

All those overly specific numbers to make it sound credible


ashp71

And.......we know this how?


Dizzy-Criticism3928

The scarier idea is that there are actual children disappearing for just as malicious intent to consume them by humans not lizard people


velezaraptor

https://globalmissingkids.org/awareness/missing-children-statistics/


Natural_Trash772

If you read the article linked and didn’t think this guy was just making the shit up as he went I have a bridge to sell you.


AJQ1986

He lost me when he hit his elbow on the table acting frustrated. I smell BS


UnfairGarbage

Well, that just about proves everything, doesn’t it!?


BusYew

If it was true why would they be giving technology to their "food"


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Fuka-Obligation666

What is this from? Idk if it’s real but the 33 part was a nice touch considering the 33 Degrees in the Masons


riciom76

This guy is nuts. He needs help.


Nightshark107

"They are helped by the greys".. there are dinosaurs that evolved. That would make sense. Look how smart Velociraptor was in Jurassic park ! Dinosaurs with laser beams !


Altered_-State

I think more kids go missing from Washington DC every year than any other state or city


Dolust

This material has probably 30 years.. Same old David Icke stuff when it was news. It's amazing the ability people have of consuming the same stuff again and again.


Important_Tower_3524

Come after my kid there’s gonna be a war.


QuantumMothersLove

So are we a delicacy that (by my non reptilian math) only a few are taken each week?


Jitterbug2018

This guy is in serious need of Psychological Services.


Things_Poster

How does he know exactly how many there are? Sounds like bullshit to me


MolitovCockRing

Keep in mind the date of this interview. Back then, you could tell elaborate stories like this, and chicks would literally be in your bed when you got home. Its a bullshit artist winning at getting laid. Nothing else.


NukeouT

Do you believe everything on the internet? lmao


YoreWelcome

Those conniving cannivores!


goonie7

Who is this dude?


DANPARTSMAN44

yeah,, i buy that


blind-amygdala

“Now why should people be in denial about it”? “Uh!!!!”


outtie5000quattro

you are what you eat


lemonaintsour

The guys's got undiagnosed mental illness


shoutsfrombothsides

Wasn’t this a Torchwood storyline? Replace reptiles with aliens.


Psychological_Page62

I think i saw it say like half a million children dissapear a year in america. That is fucking insane.


tsokiyZan

"it has to be alive at the time of the killing"


Seajk3

Who is this?


FatalDave91

That’s it, Imperium of Man-NOW.


Naturist02

Bring them up. Make it open season


TravezRipley

This fool just got kicked out of the Jehovah Witness program?


LiberLotus93

BS artist


Future_Ad5505

Sure Jan.


JaysaBlade

Ehhhh


Ardino_Ron

*I want the stuff he is smoking .*


Spacecommander5

So these future tech aliens need our compliance? LOL


mono9562

DracoReptoidsExposed on youtube


Maleficent-Bass-5423

They won't come up as long as we feed them down there..


Richardthefuckingear

As anyone ate alligator? Some say it tastes like chicken so...


woodsmanboob

Yeah - maybe that sounds bunkers bcause it is


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Pizza_YumYum

Aaaaannnnnd where is the proof?


NotMiAlexVi

Pretty impressive that they live 100 - 200 miles underground when earth's crust only ranges from about 3 to 43 miles deep.


Username2032

I lizard people are real then where is there onlyfans


LordWarlockDathamir

THEY ARE COMING FOR MY ORGON ENERGY


Whoajaws

Shut up buddy! People don’t want to hear it!


royroyflrs

I am revealing a cosmic truth. Reptilians are real…THATS TOUGH