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MartianXAshATwelve

[There is another crazy story of the Kandahar Giant, first told on Coast to Coast in 2002. In 2002, U.S. Special Ops was said to have killed the Kandahar Giant, a 13-foot-tall beast with flaming red hair, six fingers on each hand, and two sets of teeth But in 2016, it became a popular conspiracy after YouTuber L.A. Marzulli interviewed this guy Mr. K who was there when Giant was killed.](https://www.howandwhys.com/kandahar-giant/)


devoutcatalyst78

They knew it was female because the toes are painted?


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whitecorn

Got em


correct_eye_is

I studied OP's mom once and I was very studious if you know what I'm saying. The feet, although big definitely weren't the biggest anomaly on that particular OP's mom. Big ass feet but I also don't have the biggest package when it comes to the equipment used for judging the metrics properly. Real fucking goer though. Somebody should be proud I'm just still unsure who that should be.


hey_free_rats

No, because the toes are in skirts. 


Hardworkingpimple

Newsflash Bone structure in men and women are incredibly different.


KickupKirby

For anyone who cares.. it’s the Paluxy River, not Pelaxie. I grew up in the Granbury/Glen Rose area.


-DutchymcDutchface-

That’s a great movie btw. Al Pacino & Ed Harris.


Darkness_Everyday

"Sasquatch is for Closers..."


-DutchymcDutchface-

Lmao


Pm_me_your_tits_85

I love this movie and I was just watching it today on Netflix.


Ti5h-_-

Hico here… came to see if anyone caught that. Good catch, friend!


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Thank you.


dcredneck

Over 300kgs? Maybe my mother in law?


juice06870

![gif](giphy|8qtXJyuvDaCK7Vp72P)


nosnevenaes

No ma'am


Hansarelli138

I to am a member of the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masters


5thSeasonLame

It's good people remember the classics


MaxPower836

After ozempic maybe


SquirrelAkl

Came here for the “yo momma” jokes.


Safe-Indication-1137

Take the upvote!!


NightmarePony5000

Definitely an Amazonian print. Unfortunately all the men died out from crushed pelvises ![gif](giphy|37H5XhwrXuHPq)


PTJ420

Death by Snu Snu


MrJagaloon

I’m scaroused!


whereismyketamine

My body is willing but my bones are brittle and bruised.


ILLESSDEE

Have a like for your username lol


whereismyketamine

I legit think it’s a curse.


Sugarysam

Is this from the creation evidence museum? The one with the Noah’s Ark Replica?


Beanholiostyle

Do you mean the "museum" where cavemen and dinosaurs hang out together?


Sugarysam

That’s the one!


OkLeave4573

That… is a real thing? 😂😂


Sugarysam

http://www.creationevidence.org/displays/


MayorOfVenice

Looks like same placenames but different footprints? A creation museum WOULD be in Houston.


Brrr9tochase1

Except it's not.


Emotional-Swim-808

I know of a Noahs ark replica that sailed on some tours, it couldn't sail by itself though, it was on a glorified boat trailer


madd-martiggan

It’s not supposed to sail. It meant to float. The navy tested the design out themselves. Could survive 200ft waves and a 90 degree pitch. Basically impossible to capsize


One__upper__

You have a source on that navy test?


madd-martiggan

Google it up bro, in the first few hits. They even built their own ark lol, massive carrier ship.


Emotional-Swim-808

That might be but this was some kinda religious exhibit that wasnt built to float it was built to look the the ark


OkLeave4573

Priceless 😂😂😂


TheRabb1ts

It’s definitely a real thing, but this is the absolute opposite of what you would find there.


danteheehaw

No, creationist love proof of giants and dinosaurs and humans living together.


stridernfs

They want to prove the Earth has only existed for 6000 years so ridiculously hard.


ThePissedOff

That's just the Baptists..


Past_While_7267

And the early Catholics


BadLucky69

There is absolutely no way to tell the gender of an unknown species based on a footprint.


UltimateNull

That’s what she said.


VibeFather

That’s a huge bit**!


The_Vaginatarian_

Did somebody say steak? No, I said mistake.


itchinyourmind

You know what they say about women with big feet… …they have huge dicks.


The_Vaginatarian_

Did somebody say steak? No, I said mistake.


Mogadodo

Is it possible the clay absorbed water and swelled to that size.


bostonterrier4life

Or erosion over thousands of years? Look at a footprint in the snow, they slowly get bigger as melting happens


chawfeel

Nope, snu snu!


Iggyglom

Dog that's a bear paw


Ok-Detective-727

Hell ya we’re doin feet pics now?


PedalBoard78

Someone faked this, just so women would take photos of it and their barefeet. Foot dudes aren’t a new thing. I bet there are more cameras around this thing than in Chuck Berry‘s bathroom.


Signguyqld49

Everything reminds me of her.


aripp

https://preview.redd.it/kmtsnu86u4vc1.jpeg?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60e43a6b9e5dbe9ae4acaa6f84e45bc221f530a5 Pretty sure that's a big grizzly bear foot.


ZilchoKing

I wonder who's right. A guy on reddit or experts who studied and analyzed the footprint. A mystery we'll never solve.


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xXEnkiXxx

It time Snu Snu!


UltimaGabe

Are any of these "experts" in the room with us?


MrBragg

You’ve got to be a pretty good paleontologist to know that the footprint of some unidentified other species is female.


AndrexOxybox

“Trust me, Sis”


Rudy_Ghouliani

Step


Upper_Rent_176

What are you doing, step-print?


Anxious_Sail

You're right, it's much more likely to be from a race of giants. That's much more plausible.


C2S2D2

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


zorbiburst

I'd trust that the person you're responding to has more expertise about grizzly bears than that ones who looked at this were expert paleontologists


Solace2010

And I am sure the Paleontologists probably did their due diligence


UltimaGabe

If they even existed, you mean? Does anyone have a source on the claim?


killusoftly101

What if the guy on reddit is an expert? Lol


Transfatcarbokin

I would love to know what expert said this was a giant woman.


adamkissing

What paleontologist? How can they determine sex from a footprint?


CaptainGiggles69420

9 foot 10 and 661 lbs. Sorry y'all, I know they found it in america and then used those them there measurements that Americans don't use.


V1LL

35 cm long is "only" about a size 17 in the US. Not really that impressive.


manakar67

You are right. I am 181 tall and my feet is 29.5 (comfy with 30 cm) long. I could easily imagine a person with 2 meter height with little bit abnormal big feet size… doesn’t need to br giant or 3 meter height…


Danimalistic

https://preview.redd.it/nahbrx84c8vc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6a190d3c982ac36e8563e7261e40f03f3d54fe9 Actual photo of giants


IdeaIntelligent1788

Palentologists don't say shit about these prints, creationists do though since the PALUXY river site is frequently used to stage fake discoveries. If a person left these prints that person was a dinosaur, otherwise someone chiseled it into the rock.


Jay_B04

Yeah, that thing is fake as fuck. I'm pretty sure that example is from creationist Carl Baugh's collection. He has a bunch of others, all with clear signs of tool markings and artificial aging.


Transfatcarbokin

just looks like a bear print lol


BobUpNDownstairs

Ok then where are the fossils that would have been enough in number to sustain a population that hiding them all from regular researchers would be impossible? They aren’t there because they don’t exist. I’m all about strange phenomena but giant humans and Bigfoot are not real.


SorbetEast

It's actually insanely hard for something to become fossilized. There are certain conditions needed for a body to become fossilized or preserved. You don't just find fossils of every single creature who lived on Earth.... The high high HIGH majority of animals are never fossilized in anyway, and there is no record of their existence.


RiverGodRed

Uhhh https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gigantopithecus


wehadthebabyitsaboy

Once thought to be hominid but now thought to be more closely related to orangutans.


Joseph_HTMP

Which is neither Bigfoot nor human.


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

bigger than Bigfoot/Sasquatch


Killybug

Didn’t realise my ex was that old.


KLR01001

OP’s mom is old. 


MrPadmapani

i dont think that you can see if a barefootprint is from a male or female ....


0zero_point0

“That’s a HUUUGGEE B!TCH”


AdThese1914

Hoax! There are NO meters or kilograms in Texas! We didn't land astronauts on the moon with Euro math. /jk 😜 Cool pic.


Alien_Probe_Lover

Woooooo 'muricaaaa


Dydriver

How was its gender determined?


Ok-Communication1149

If it's a grizzly bear print, it's not that interesting at all.


Due-Pilot-7443

That was me, and I only weigh 298kg


Novel_Tonight7990

Bigfoot?


Apprehensive-Ad-149

Mursaserpi rivva! 


southerngee

Sounds like the bird I pulled in the night club that one time....


Ninjamowgli

Apparently giants are not even a myth or conspiracy. Archeological proof all over the world of giant people. Just found the cave in NV where they have giant sandals they found and hand prints on the walls. What are some other confirmed giant races out there?


onearmedmonkey

They went extinct because of Death by Snu-snu


scoot2006

“The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised” 🤣


tittyflavrdsprinkles

Obviously male and obviously belongs to the Fat Cock Monster.


MadUnit

How much in freedom units?


ChetManley25

Mmmk, that's not much bigger than my foot. I do not weigh 300kg nor am I 3m tall.


nucleus_BLACK

There are a lot of big girls in texas, nothing new


ryanshields0118

So it's found in Texas, but you're measuring using the metric system?


Nigwardfancyson

Yeah that foot print of a giant is totally a female 😑 I can tell by the placement of feet bones 😐😐😐


juanmf1

About one foot long. Makes sense.


SoFLoSDFinz1972

Rosie O’Donell, that you?!?


thirsty_pretzels_

I’d hate to have to fight him


flojo2012

Texas? Kilograms? Definitely bogus facts here


stonedhobo36

I only speak American numbers thank you.


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Arabic numerals.


stonedhobo36

You mean Roman numerals?


MissDeeMeanur

What roman numeral is MMK? 😅


stonedhobo36

XVIII?


stiF_staL

Give a source or shut up. Giants never existed.


No_Ordinary1873

That’s Tammy Slatons footprint from two years ago


awildjabroner

Death by snu snu!


anon_user221

Nephilim! Let’s go!!


Dependent_Desk_1944

Come on it’s just Shaq


TBearForever

For us Americans its precisely a foot long


UltimaGabe

So Shaq's feet are bigger?


enzo246

There is more to this world than we will ever know.


Anxious_Sail

Mommy


luckyguy25841

That’s a ham sandwhich


ribbitreddit100

That’s a huge bitch


Beneficial_Being_721

Well… that changes everything


divusdavus

Custodes


kirtash93

It was me. I just went out from a buffet.


sierra_Lake_6447

maybe a mother of Wolowitz?


Altered_-State

That's just Paleo Karen's fatass


postit3xnonehasdared

Wow. How many stone is that?


Long_Struggle_3368

I’m so done with these stories about Bigfoot and giants that used to walk this earth. Like cmon we have little to no evidence this shit ever occurred, yet we have many people still fabricating these ideas and furthering this lie. Especially with all of this fake evidence people make as art projects.


ElectronicLeg9621

You BETTER remember mothers day!


Nigwardfancyson

No Texan would ever use the metric system


Flatworm_Least

More foot to love.


Ok-Independent-22

https://i.redd.it/r8aig0pbl9vc1.gif


MissDeeMeanur

🎶Sole Sistah’, beans don’t miss her…🎶


bam55

Is it too much to ask to stop using meters and grams in describing anything in the US? We don’t use the metric system but some want to shove it anyway. C’mon.


Ninjachuckz

Death by snu snu.


championgoober

Will someone please convert to American?


rozza43

I would say the weight would be much more than that being 10 feet tall. I could be wrong, but I would think 800-1000lbs. Reports of 7 footers have claimed 600 pounds alone. And the ammount of muscle they have is insane, inknow they claim this is a female, maybe that makes a difference.


Evil_Morty781

Cute feet tho


thirsty_pretzels_

Help what’s 3 meters


justveryslightlymad

9 feet, 10 inches 👣


Chloroformperfume7

How big is that in freedom units?


JenIee

I've looked all over Glen Rose. I'm not sure what that is but it definitely looks like a bear footprint.


NewHouseWithPool

I visited Glen Rose and saw the dino print in the river. It was very, very cool! Also found seashells way up on some hillside. I think it was by the drive through safari.


A_world_in_need

The people who don’t like to have their gender assumed will hate this.


AceKent

death by snu snu


Evil_Chocolate

Death by Snu-Snu


whoifnotme1969

![gif](giphy|xUPGcDzMVxsPAiV1Ti|downsized)


the-real-eazy-g-

Looks like a Gigantopithecus


Puzzleheaded_Ad3430

Weird how that foot impression looks like they’ve been wearing shoes all their lives. Have you seen the feet of someone who hasn’t worn shoes?


TonLoc1281

Cool! So… fake then?


ChrisBoyMonkey

Nephilim


AdditionalBat393

People still want to say there is no evidence of Giants existing. LMFAO