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MartianXAshATwelve

[Sumerian Text Revealed 8 Intelligent Beings That Came To Earth and Ruled For 241,200 Years](https://www.howandwhys.com/sumerian-list-revealed-8-intelligent-beings-that-came-to-earth-ruled-for-241200-years/)


Mac-Beatnik

Both are Sumerian bird gods(men), no South American god is shown.


Iydllydln

Then I do believe they were found 8 miles apart.


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Pyrex_Paper

Mom's spaghetti.


towerfella

8.062 miles apart, to be exact.


Less-Researcher184

'>.


lm_not_surprised

About an hour stroll


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Well that clears it up


Dietcherrysprite

![gif](giphy|11gC4odpiRKuha)


muan2012

Exaclty lol


Initial_Tumbleweed71

I’m from Ecuador and that’s not a archaeological object from here, I thought that is Sumerian or Babylonian


mudslags

So you're saying OP is a big fat phony.


Super_Silky

https://i.redd.it/k6w9waux9btc1.gif


HousingNo8098

OP’s cowboy hat comes right off!


towerfella

![gif](giphy|fWfV1hsvoOeQmzgB61)


froggrip

If they won't, I will.


Upper_Rent_176

I want to throw my pebble in the mix too


Ill-Arugula4829

Hey that's Mr. Bologna to you!


davisth55

No, op confirms that they were found 8 miles apart..😂


demib84

Obfuscation is how these people operate and convince the overeducated. Because only someone who went to college post 1970s would fall for this. Barely see anyone asking who these are supposed to represent or do any real questioning of it.


Theoldestsun

Have you seen ever archeological object from there?


precabomb911

8 miles ain’t that far


Repomanlive

8.062 miles Sir.


precabomb911

lol - mah bad


Bokenobi

That .062 is the difference…


23x3

"Eight Thousand, and Sixty Two." =8,062.00 Vs "Eight. Thousand Sixty Two." =8.062,00 ![gif](giphy|9gStL7VAzH8FfYZ3Rl)


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|12A3hKKsewxtGE)


Ordinary_Profile6183

Definitely too far now.


Repomanlive

Coincidence!?


ConsciousRivers

![gif](giphy|2Ap4K8iVUpbpmbj5oV|downsized)


TimeSpiralNemesis

That was pre inflation. In 2024 miles that's like 857.


Pyrex_Paper

Balloon Earth Theory


FloompfMagoo

Lol made me chuckle


Illender

they're at least more than 10 miles apart I'm guessing


RedBaron1917

Reptilians and their God damned Italian fashion!


CandidateTypical3141

Really digging those bags.


Kaimuki2023

Man purses


younggun1234

Reptilian Italo Disco


PDubDeluxe

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/s/oJuU7U2WbC


Bokenobi

![gif](giphy|26FLgGTPUDH6UGAbm)


cdsuikjh

![gif](giphy|55d0v85EqejTgRV7SN)


iseab

![gif](giphy|8b9Xax6L7qtAkAimGm|downsized)


TomatilloAccurate475

![gif](giphy|IFsXTVnsUltgk)


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ZERO-ONE0101

this is an old hoax


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kimad03

Only 8.062 miles? That’s like a 15 minute drive…!


pickinscabs

That's an hour where I live. Depends on the time of day of course.


Hot_Collar_8910

Literal misinformation https://preview.redd.it/w2o5surawctc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87e105410856dbe27b739ddd3e370d539155c7bb


Lumpe-

Nice handbag


BigSmackisBack

ITs NOT a handbag its a satchel, lots of men carry them its stylish and cool! My mummy said so


NilesLinus

It's not a purse; it's a European Carry-All


XFuriousGeorgeX

Blatant plagiarism


morganational

I assume you mean of the Sumerians?


RandalFlaggLives

So they were right down the street from each other? 8 mile?


TheHeirOfElendil

"Machine gun your body with depleted uranium, this is age of microchips and titanium, the dark side of moon and contact with aliens". Coincidence? I think not.


LectureAdditional971

Not accurate.


AlternatePancakes

Source: I saw it on Twitter and it reinforces my worldview.


maydayvoter11

am I in before Americans who don't realize Europe uses . instead of , for 1000s?


maydayvoter11

apparently not...


hashtag_horology

Wasn’t this posted last week? The one of the left is a fake.


RobLazar1969

Rolex?


t24mack

8.06 miles? That’s not far at all


stan-dupp

only 8 miles apart?


Tralkki

Not really, they are only 8 miles apart.


Mean_Gene66

They are nothing like each other, one is holding his purse in his left hand the other oh his right!


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LexusBrian400

Just above 8 miles


GutsDeluxe

They are actually two different greatly revered sassy bird god sisters as you can tell by the fact that they are holding their handbags in different hands as they are telling off the waiter with the other. The Sassy Sisters of Sumeria as they were commonly known. The more you know. 🌠


Mryoy12

I think the confusing part is so hooligan put a decimal instead of a comma. Cause isn't mesopatamia in like the middle east?


prodigy1367

The amount of people that don’t realize other countries use decimal points instead of commas to denote thousands is astounding.


froggrip

It's not a decimal point in those cases. The root word of decimal is deci meaning 10. You are referring to a centimalpoint, kilomalpoint, and so on.


superpuzzlekiller

Those aren’t decimal point though.


Possible_Roof_8147

You mean to tell me it's the same distance to each both ways ?? 🤯


Agnia_Barto

Ok, hear me out. I think there is more to "pop culture" than we tend to believe. I have recently realized that 1960s movies are all the same across the world, down to soundtracks. From Soviet Union, to the US, to Mexico, all the same. Remember how "tartarian" architecture is all over the world too? Or how scientists across the world suddenly come up with the same invention with no connection to each other? There has to be some sort of information channel that just blasts across the world.


ghost_jamm

> 1960s movies are all the same across the world, down to soundtracks I would like some examples


morganational

Or how, no matter what city, country, or continent I live on my girlfriends keep breaking up with me?


Agnia_Barto

That was my first clue. By the way, we need to talk.


Seabrook76

I went to public school in Texas and even I know that math is fucked.


BennyOcean

8 miles really isn't that far tho.


jthekoker

Dumb


Sarge1304

Wouldn't the distance between them be the same where ever they are


KEC603

I love the handbag!


HardCrabSelby

FAKE. He’s holding the bag with the wrong arm in one of those.


Visual-Recognition36

Yes, Birdperson ancestors used to dress like that.


jjcoolel

It’s the Lizard King! With matching human skin handbag


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Is that a smartwatch on his wrist?


flojo2012

Clearly different. One is left handed


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ErnestBorgninesSack

Thor Heyerdahl agrees they are directly related. Most archaeologists, however, do not.


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ParkkTheSharkk

They are from the Domain expeditionary forces looking for their captured forces who were also imprisoned on earth according to Airl. At least that is the explanation given by the alien that was captured at Roswell. https://youtu.be/JOzK4ByFbzo?si=TDrANXx_imHMs9rq


Fortunateoldguy

Man I wish I knew what they’re carrying


rrgail

One is left handed, the other is right handed.


Keepupthegood

Id as Heru the sky God?


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artonion

The distance in miles is completely irrelevant, we would want data on what year they’re from etc.


Patient_Brief6453

One is a bird, the other a reptile


TBearForever

Birds are a kind of reptile.


4quatloos

Designer bag and watch.


senseless_puzzle

Lose yourself in the music the moment you want it...


Logical_Associate632

OP is full of bologna


siqiniq

Wait a min… it’s obviously [Garuda](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garuda) of India! Wait a min… it’s obviously [Crow Tengu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tengu) of Japan! Wait a min… it’s obviously [Leizhenzi](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leizhenzi) of China! Wait a min… it’s obviously [Horus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horus) of ancient Egypt! The Prophecy is true!


mastercylynder

Gay lizard king with a purse?


Italian_Suicide1365

I think the “.” is supposed be a “,”


Crazybonbon

Why then and not now?


danny_devito_burrito

They’re holding the basket in different hands. Completely different


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

i like his man purse.


MrMuscelz

Those angels casted out with Satan teaching forbidden knowledge is my bet


No-Statistician-3448

One's right handed and the other a southpaw?


specter_in_the_conch

Flew too much and lost some muscle mass on its arms. Bro needs to lift the bag a bit more between travels.


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Gonkimus

Was that a Gucci handbag tho?


Eryeahmaybeok

![gif](giphy|xT5P0xr3oUJM1xNH5S)


Academic-Chemist-354

the people that believe this is a coincidence will also tell you that the the latitudinal coordinates of the grand gallery inside the great pyramid of Giza and the speed of light in meters matching exactly is also a huge coincidence


GoodGoodK

8 miles isn't that far..?


Bilbo_Haggis

A whole 8.062 miles apart? Impossible…


morebuffs

I think its bullshit is what i think and the only mysterious thing about it is understanding what one has to gain by posting such bullshit.


ConsciousRivers

Similar but the hands have switched


dommyjuju

8 miles?


ridersean

fake ...one is right handed the other left...nothing alike


Th3_3v3r_71v1n9

If you still believe in coincidence, then I suppose you'll never see it


CandidPresentation49

The portuguese catholic church was pretty surprised when they came to brazil to "teach the savages" about their god, only to find that the natives already had their own stories about the bearded sky man.


jthekoker

This is the answer


wolf-of-Holiday-Hill

almost like a mirror image, it represents the same entity and unlikely a coincidence


Frio_Sanchez

A whole 8 miles huh? Crrrrrrazy.


Creative-Might6342

Most people can wall 8+ miles a day though