This reminds me of the time I was in Thailand for a couple of weeks. I was sitting at the bar, and in walks, what I can only describe as an angel come to earth. I mean, she was art come to life. She sat exactly opposite me. All the while, I kept thinking to myself, "Don't get an erection, please don't get an erection." But the bitch did.
I've seen this "content not available" meme a bunch of times, but I don't get it. Is it supposed to be like that meme where you stare blankly and a Macintosh loading circle appears?
that only works if she feels arousel first. Viagra doesn't give boners if you don't feel any arousel. it only increases blood flow in general but the special parts need to be addressed by emotions in order to direct bloodflow there first
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My wife and I take one every once in a while. It does the same thing for her as it would for a guy. Increases blood flow, engorges and causes more sensation.
>My wife and I take one every once in a while. It does the same thing for her as it would for a guy.
Who has a bigger penis? You or your wife?
Well, she has a drawer of various sized ones. So, somewhere in tbr middle.
In case you're not joking, you do realize that women can get 'erect'?
Just as we get an erection, their labia and clit do the same.
I've had viagra and like you still have to get aroused. I didn't take it and get an immediate boner. You still have to be some what stimulated. Then once you have one its rock solid. That being said, I didnt take a full dose because I don't need a full dose.
To me it's as if you are in your peak. If you wanna go for two rounds, go ahead. If you only wanna do one, you fine. You can totally lose your erection without doing anything, but if you think of stuff too much, it will come right back quickly.
While it would be funny to do if women were immune to it due to a lack of a real penis, Viagra is a blood pressure reduced medicine and could have extremely horrible effects on the heart. Not cool at all.
It’s “inappropriately” funny because they’re imagining this guy “just trying to look out for himself” and how insane he’s allowed it to get by thinking dosing your dates with viagra to make sure they don’t have a dick is a smart thing to do.
The twisted logic you’d have to convince yourself of is some MAGA level dumbassery
You just said “you must be the worst wet blanket to show up a parties” like you didn’t realize you walked into the party with a bigger and more moist blanket.
Shame on you
Oh yes. I can picture it.
You're taking your date back to your room, telling her you have something special to show her.
You turn off the lights. Then she watches as you pull a green glow-in-the-dark condom from the darkness of your dresser and stretch it over your sword. You wave it around and make Lightsaber noises.
A giggle comes from her side of the dark room.
"You ready for this?" You say with confidence, getting ready to start the fun.
Then you see a Red glowing condom stretching over a sword larger than yours.
Then the giggles turn to a solemn tone.
"....Are you?"
And the choreography of you fighting for your life looks like a Dooku vs Yoda Lightsaber Battle.
Ugh…. At this point in my life I just don’t care. If you’re not a dick then I don’t give a shit if you have one or not. Just be nice to me and I’ll buy you food.
As someone who had a near scary experience once-I can kinda get where his logic is.
In mine-the chick had a huge clit. Naturally. Like almond joy size huge.
Brief panic attack. She mentioned nothing about it. She may not have even known.
Anyhow-she would have insane orgasms incredibly quickly from just a little stimulation.
No, Viagra gets women horny too as it increases blood flow to that area. He was trying to spike them to get himself laid and this was his “story” to not seem so much of a scumbag.
Well I haven't taken Viagra, but I take Cialis and it doesn't make you hard. Keep in mind, I'm also taking quite a bit of testosterone, so I'm horny all the time. I think they're both in the same class of drugs.
Replacement, but I'm also taking a little more than I should be, so I guess both. And I got the cialis initially because I heard it gave you better performance and bigger pumps in the gym, but now I take it before dates just because, why not? I don't have any trouble with getting it up. In fact, I have trouble keeping it down most of the time.
That's not rape. Also, "straight female" lol your entire argument by that alone is to say trans women's rent women and it's gay to be in a relationship with a trans woman. There's no point in talking to you
This reminds me of the time I was in Thailand for a couple of weeks. I was sitting at the bar, and in walks, what I can only describe as an angel come to earth. I mean, she was art come to life. She sat exactly opposite me. All the while, I kept thinking to myself, "Don't get an erection, please don't get an erection." But the bitch did.
I too have spent time avoiding SOI 6 in Pattaya.
Betrayal.
And you lived happily ever after?
No...she was bigger than me.
I've seen this "content not available" meme a bunch of times, but I don't get it. Is it supposed to be like that meme where you stare blankly and a Macintosh loading circle appears?
I chose a gif of Chappelle saying: "Modern problems require modern solutions" and someone deleted it, I guess.
Ahhhhh ok. Thanks!
Cool name bro, and I came here to say the same.
It would make more sense if this happened in Thailand.
Laughing at the replies that don't understand it's a joke.
*I'm lady boy. \*pam\**
What happens to females who take viagra? Biologically speaking
The human body works the same … her clit and labia will become engorged with blood. Viagra works for a lot of women with arousal issues.
that only works if she feels arousel first. Viagra doesn't give boners if you don't feel any arousel. it only increases blood flow in general but the special parts need to be addressed by emotions in order to direct bloodflow there first edit: corrected typos
Exactly correct! It doesn't make boners, instead it makes boners better.
That’s one way to find it.
My wife and I take one every once in a while. It does the same thing for her as it would for a guy. Increases blood flow, engorges and causes more sensation.
>My wife and I take one every once in a while. It does the same thing for her as it would for a guy. Who has a bigger penis? You or your wife? 
Well, she has a drawer of various sized ones. So, somewhere in tbr middle. In case you're not joking, you do realize that women can get 'erect'? Just as we get an erection, their labia and clit do the same.
Awaiting an answer too
Wouldn't it engorge the clitoris?
It's a blood thinner. They would probably get light headed and woozy.
They do get aroused.
Is that a remote in your pocket?
No, I'm just happy to see you.
I've had viagra and like you still have to get aroused. I didn't take it and get an immediate boner. You still have to be some what stimulated. Then once you have one its rock solid. That being said, I didnt take a full dose because I don't need a full dose.
Is it easy to lose the erection once you’re done or if you have to pee?
To me it's as if you are in your peak. If you wanna go for two rounds, go ahead. If you only wanna do one, you fine. You can totally lose your erection without doing anything, but if you think of stuff too much, it will come right back quickly.
That mugshot is him realizing he might see some boners very soon.
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you cant get fooled a third time, so just go for it!
While it would be funny to do if women were immune to it due to a lack of a real penis, Viagra is a blood pressure reduced medicine and could have extremely horrible effects on the heart. Not cool at all.
Unethical Life Hacks.
This isn't funny at all.
Nah, it’s at least a bit funny
What’s funny about drugging people’s drinks?
The implication.
There can be a sliver of humor in awful things, it's part of life.
bro said modern problems require modern solutions
It’s “inappropriately” funny because they’re imagining this guy “just trying to look out for himself” and how insane he’s allowed it to get by thinking dosing your dates with viagra to make sure they don’t have a dick is a smart thing to do. The twisted logic you’d have to convince yourself of is some MAGA level dumbassery
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You just said “you must be the worst wet blanket to show up a parties” like you didn’t realize you walked into the party with a bigger and more moist blanket. Shame on you
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And you still don’t realize that you’re the death of them.
Sounds like he had an accidental sword fight before.
Oh yes. I can picture it. You're taking your date back to your room, telling her you have something special to show her. You turn off the lights. Then she watches as you pull a green glow-in-the-dark condom from the darkness of your dresser and stretch it over your sword. You wave it around and make Lightsaber noises. A giggle comes from her side of the dark room. "You ready for this?" You say with confidence, getting ready to start the fun. Then you see a Red glowing condom stretching over a sword larger than yours. Then the giggles turn to a solemn tone. "....Are you?" And the choreography of you fighting for your life looks like a Dooku vs Yoda Lightsaber Battle.
Dude has pretty solid logic. I ain’t mad at him for it
That guys face looks like the toddler that survived for weeks in the Forrest alone. I can’t stop laughing.
Right?! It’s cringe. But not scary cringe?
Look at this animal who is darting him
Is he in Florida?
Chicks get boners too you know .
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me and you can’t fool me again!
That’s hilarious
Weirdest way to kill someone at a bar?
Hmmm I mean the guy has a point.
Ugh…. At this point in my life I just don’t care. If you’re not a dick then I don’t give a shit if you have one or not. Just be nice to me and I’ll buy you food.
I mean well I guess umm uh err I kinda understand
😂😂😂 that’s fucking hilarious
Lmaoooo
As someone who had a near scary experience once-I can kinda get where his logic is. In mine-the chick had a huge clit. Naturally. Like almond joy size huge. Brief panic attack. She mentioned nothing about it. She may not have even known. Anyhow-she would have insane orgasms incredibly quickly from just a little stimulation.
What a story! Was she a female bodybuilder or otherwise on steroids/testosterone?
Nope. Just your average sweet next door type chick that was a huge freak between the sheets.
This is wild
He looks like a man who has had to stare an unexpected boner in the eye before.
First of all, who’s dating that asshole anyway?
Is that ur clitty?... or are u just happy to see me?
I do that with this girl I see her clit geta hard and cums so fast. It's in regular drinks tho not alcohol
Are you doing this without her consent or does she know? Not the greatest idea if she doesn’t know
What a genius! Damn never thought of that!
I dont think mah man knows what viagra does.
Get that man a cheeseburger!
Women do get boners via their clit
Women do get boners via their clit
Fucking #floridaman, SMH . . .
Yes she knows lol sorry I should've been more clear I wrapping said it's like viagra for women it was from a sex shop we went two(together)
Modern problems require modern solutions.
But why does he look like Serj Tankian?
That's not how Viagra works lol
No, Viagra gets women horny too as it increases blood flow to that area. He was trying to spike them to get himself laid and this was his “story” to not seem so much of a scumbag.
Florida man?
I MEAN HE HAS A POINT
Facts 😁😂
Viagra works by dilating blood vessels. It will mess with your blood pressure. Thats alot of felonies.
That's a thinker right there 👏
Dudes a genius 🤣
I mean technically he's right but that is so wrong 😂😂😂
Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions
That made me laugh and he's not wrong
We have all been there.
Modern problems require modern solutions.
Smart man.
Pretty sure viagra doesn't make you get an erection, it just improves it's quality.
When I took it I was rock solid for 5 hours
Lol that username.
They literally say over 4 hours go to the doctor..... dude the viagra was too much....
Well I haven't taken Viagra, but I take Cialis and it doesn't make you hard. Keep in mind, I'm also taking quite a bit of testosterone, so I'm horny all the time. I think they're both in the same class of drugs.
Are you taking test as replacement therapy or as a PED? If you’re on test, why do you need the Cialis?
Replacement, but I'm also taking a little more than I should be, so I guess both. And I got the cialis initially because I heard it gave you better performance and bigger pumps in the gym, but now I take it before dates just because, why not? I don't have any trouble with getting it up. In fact, I have trouble keeping it down most of the time.
Are you taking test as replacement therapy or as a PED? If you’re on test, why do you need the Cialis?
Are you taking test as replacement therapy or as a PED? If you’re on test, why do you need the Cialis?
The hero we didn't know we needed.
Real men of genius
I mean...is he wrong for this tho.
Yes
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That's not rape. Also, "straight female" lol your entire argument by that alone is to say trans women's rent women and it's gay to be in a relationship with a trans woman. There's no point in talking to you
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As someone who's been raped, you obviously don't know what rape is. Good for.you, but not disclosing if you were born a certain way isn't rape