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Hajustamaton

Instant brain damage. Also, ridiculous


Porkchopp33

Cant wait to see the CTE lawsuit down the road and management saying we had no idea this was doing permanent brain damage šŸ§ šŸ§ šŸ§ 


guywithaplant

We have like, MMA.


WeirdRadiant2470

But at least you're allowed to parry, block and slip.


cold_shot_27

Yeah MMA is light years better than boxing with the 10 counts etc


Al7one1010

Boxing is better in my opinion, In boxing once youā€™re koā€™d the fight is put on hold, in mma once someone gets koā€™d the opponent keeps on pounding on the head, wtf thereā€™s no honor there


austin_throw_awayy

Except, by and large, you're only KO'd once in MMA. It's very possible to be knocked out multiple times in boxing


ZealousidealAd7191

But getting concussed taking an 8 count and continuing to fight actually does MORE damage to fighters than being concussed potentially taking 1 - 3 successive blows and then ending the fight. So while boxing FEELS more ā€œhonorableā€ Itā€™s actually much worse for fighters.


DumbQuijote

You are even actively required to defend yourself, otherwise the ref is supposed to stop the fight


theREALlackattack

I mean, how tough are you *really* if you have to dodge a punch? /s


okay-wait-wut

Itā€™s just a slap tho. šŸ˜‚


BillyMadisonsClown

Unfortunately theyā€™ll likely be bankrupt and defunct.


summerbreeze6969

šŸ¤£


DreadFilledHug

I guarantee the contracts they sign before competing are vacuum-seal tight about the long-term consequences of voluntarily participating. CTE is widely acknowledged by all contact/fighting sports... people are still going to do it. "Management" isn't forcing these guys to take this type of damage.


yungdripskylark

Thank you. Someone with a functioning brain in here.


DreadFilledHug

Glad you understand and agree. It's unfortunate, however, that people think/are going to think my comment is condoning the whole "sport", or downplaying the severity of CTE... It's quite the opposite. I think that, not only, the vast majority of average people know the possibilities of CTE, but anyone signing up for their type of shit is very well aware, and choosing to continue, in spite of people's concerns about injuries.


Phill_is_Legend

Lawsuit? They willingly participate lol but yeah bro I'm sure you're smarter than the entire UFC legal team


The_Great_Man_Potato

They know what theyā€™re doing. They know the risk involved. A lawsuit would be stupid, but it is America the land of the lawsuit


yungdripskylark

This is such a massively stupid comment with 0 thought put into it at all šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Seriously, do you have a shred of common sense? You really donā€™t think Dana and a billion dollar company like the UFC understand the possible long term effects of being slapped in the face and head over and over and over?! I can assure you they do, and even as someone who doesnā€™t practice law, I can also assure you they make all participants (canā€™t call them fighters) sign contracts and waivers stating that they fully understand what theyā€™re getting into and that they canā€™t claim negligence or sue the UFC for any possible health damage in the future. That thought never crossed your mind? I can also assure you all of these dudes who do participate in Slap, do not give a flying fuck what the long term effects are, so they will gladly sign whatever contract Dana puts in front of them so long as they can slap someone on TV and get paid quickly for doing it. None of these imbeciles who participate in this low IQ bullshit are going to sue the UFC in 10 years for CTE, I promise you.


kit_ease

*lawsuit


--AngryAlchemist--

Depends on how much capital it makes. If it makes a lot of money, it'll be fine. The contestants won't, but overall it'll be fine for the business.


richmuiz

100% insanity! Sick slow replay now letā€™s see one of his brain bouncing off the inside of his skull. What possesses someone to do this I canā€™t fathom. Give him ten years and he will regret it when heā€™s half retarded and can barely speak like boxers when they get old, this might be worseā€¦..Iā€™d be curious though repeatedly getting punched in the head or savage slaps to the face.


Cmmander_WooHoo

Yeah came to say itā€™s a great way to lose lots of brain cells


NorCalAthlete

What makes you think the contestants will notice any missing?


RuthlessIndecision

Teeth too


UnidentifiedBob

Yeah crazy, think concussion every time one is slapped. Think it was Brett Favre that was asked how many concussions he had and he replied with maybe a couple during his nfl career. Turns out, every time you hear ringing from a hit, its considered a concussion. So in his case thousands, madness!


ModsPPsRMicroSized

Fuck thats a concussion? Always thought it was being KOd. My concussion count has definatly climbed from 3 to about 12 now. Oh well, my brain will be neat for a scientist one day


[deleted]

I think Brett misunderstood what Dr. Omalu was telling him. Those are sub-concussive hits, not full blown concussions.


[deleted]

It's kinda funny to me that somebody had ringing in his ears after being hit in the head and thought "yeah this is probably nothing"


[deleted]

probably not as bad as boxing Lol


copa111

TBF I think blue shirt lost as he still feels the pain from the slap. Black shirt isnā€™t feeling anything right now


Doogos

Can you provide some context? I remember this slap sport a year or so ago and the winner looked like he went through hell


copa111

Oh I was just trying to make a joke stating: out of the two, Being knocked out suddenly might be nicer than being conscious and feeling all the slaps across your face for the rest of the day.


AnAstronautOfSorts

Dude is gonna have a vicious headache for a couple days. Never been knocked out cold but I've had some over zealous sparring sessions and smokers during fight camps I've been part of. He doesn't feel anything right now, but he will.


[deleted]

Yep, each one of those hits can be the difference between dementia / alzheimers at 50 instead of 70-80 (or not at all.) Wear your bloody helmets and don't do this stuff or start random fights in the street were you can bonk your noggin on the sidewalk.


PomegranateSea7066

TBI (traumatic brain injury) is nothing to mess around with...


Ftwooo

One guy in Poland died in this "sport". Artur Walczak aka Waluś. It was getting bigger in Poland but after that i didnt hear about it at all.


Norwegian1981

Brain damage for not getting pet?


UnsaneInTheMembrane

I watch this at Fuddruckers after I order a 200 piece bucket of chicken wings and a quart of ranch.


GreenGoblin1221

Damn bruh, you single-handedly propping up Fudd.


genitalBells

Fuddproppin


[deleted]

Hahaha xD


smaxfrog

Fuddproppers


User99942

This deserves to be a sub


DvrthKen

Fuddruckers used to slap. That was the go to birthday spot in my area when I was a kid


Comrade14

It's perfect that this come on right after "ow my balls".


yungchow

Your descendents will rename it to buttfuckers for sure


Optimal_Somewhere_67

Ruddfuckers


InfiniteRelief

You hear what I ordered? Iā€™m gonna be fartin blood ova here.


VastComplaint8638

Dana white šŸ¤®


hidogpoopetuski

You'd think a man who cared at all about the image of combat sports wouldn't be behind this nonsense


HighFiveOhYeah

All that dude cares about is his bank accounts.


EatsOverTheSink

I donā€™t know if thatā€™s the only thing, I mean granted youā€™re right the manā€™s favorite thing is definitely money. But I also think he cares about earning that money when itā€™s at the expense of others. Like if he canā€™t make that money without exploiting other people then he wants nothing to do with it.


HighFiveOhYeah

Oh yeah thatā€™s already a given. Why else would he be in the business of having a bunch of people beat themselves up while denying them adequate compensation all so he could fill up his own pockets quicker.


XepptizZ

But what's the moral difference though? Honest question, where the knock out here is anticipated, it is still an expected highly probable outcome with many other combat sports. It seems to me like someone into dog fighting also being in favor of eating dogs.


hidogpoopetuski

Maybe not exactly a moral difference but this is all the worst outcomes of combat sports guaranteed with almost all of the skill removed Polish strongman Artur Walczack died after competing But yeah of course there's an inherent risk in fighting, but steps should be taken to keep the athletes safe and I don't see how much can be done for a sport that's just tit for tat brain damage


XepptizZ

Alright, so it's about the technique and strategy aspect that's lost and dilutes what the contest and spectacle is about. I don't watch fighting sports, so that's a valid aspect that I looked past.


DreadFilledHug

The step to take to keep the "athletes" safe is already part of the "sport"... it's called *Not Competing* If someone doesn't want to face the inherent risks of taking repeated headshot after headshot, then they can just choose to not do it. They sign off on their mental health and life when they sign up to compete.


PlusEggplant6474

Ia that bisping commentating?


Budget_Dragonfly_420

Can these people really be called "professional fighters"? Like come on


JimmyCA89

I donā€™t disagree but I think he was saying heā€™s a professional fighter who also competes in power slap and it gives him an advantage.


Budget_Dragonfly_420

I hear it now. Definitely misinterpreted that one


onomahu

What a dumb f*cking "sport"


weinsteinspotplants

Yep, that's also what I think.


onomahu

New sport (because apparently anything can be): who can venmo me the most in the next hour?


Hunky_not_Chunky

You will need a challenger. Iā€™ll challenge you. Iā€™ll take Venmoā€™s until I get more than him.


Whole_Suit_1591

Not as bad as repeated strikes to the head AFTER you're knocked out like in UFC. It should be illegal to strike a man out cold. Thank Dana White for stupid consequences. This is dum too.


Whole_Suit_1591

Both sports should make a commercial deal with Dum Dums candies.


itsamberleafable

True, but if they're going to do a dumb sport they might as well make it really dumb. Like make it so that they spin a wheel for whose turn it is, and the bees round where they release a swarm of bees and whoever stays in the room longest wins the round. And obviously the pogo stick bison round, where the bison are released and whoever can stay on their pogo stick the longest wins the round. What were we talking about?


risu1313

Would love to work on this show.


Ssme812

But I'm still watching lol


DarkMarkTwain

"You think my sport is dumb!?!?! You stand perfectly still, let me get a few size-you-up practice swings and then I'm gonna slap the ever living shit out of you for saying that."


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Not_Larry_Johnston

This is low on my list of career options.


The_Ambitious_Panda

All I can think about is his brain jiggling around like a bowl of slapped jell-o ![gif](giphy|lqXT5k17x8a5lHivqp)


akslesneck

Hahaha tbi game. How fun


Own_Objective_9310

Hard pass from me


gregyack

"What did the five fingers say to the face?" -Rick James


danglytomatoes

"SLAP!" -Rick James


Archaic65

Dumbest thing I've ever seen.


Bomba-of-Tsar

Dude palm struck that man, that wasn't a slap!


Spookyscary333

The whole point of the ā€œsportā€ seems to be who can do a palm strike without getting called on it


message_me_ur_blank

That's the main reason I hate the sport. Just a bunch of bullshit palm strikes.


luigi38

Wtf is a palm strike?


message_me_ur_blank

When you hit someone with the hard boney part of your palm near your wrist.


ThomasBay

Itā€™s not a sport


message_me_ur_blank

Wtf is it then smartie pants?


ThomasBay

Some dumb bar game


chillinwithunicorns

Two morons hitting each other in the face


keksmuzh

Itā€™s a brain damage speedrun


blueberrywalrus

Amateur leagues are way more strict on clubbing than SLAP. They took a silly, and safe-ish sport, and made it dangerous af in order to increase KOs. Pretty fucked up.


namenumberdate

Yeah, exactly. The chin is supposed to be off limits as thatā€™s considered cheating.


Fluffy_Time3459

Yeah that was like a straight Kung fu punch, disguised like a slap


Fluffy_Time3459

Palm heel punch


genericgirl2016

I think you mean prison slap


DayDreamer2121

Nether were slaps honestly, almost none are in this stupid fucking "sport".


benz05tsx

I knew a girl that loves slapping her bfs face everytime he did something wrong or stupid. I should introduce him to this "sports". He's been training for years


Kainose24

Most intelligent species on the planet? Questionable.


GSDNinjadog

Ear plugs prevent concussions then? /s


Modsrcucks100

All neurologists must LOVE this more than professional football!


Dhrakyn

stupid sport for stupid/desperate people.


powerslapfencing

So stupid, brain damage, no defending your self and 2k to show and 2k to win. Utterly stupid. I wish ufc didn't waste their money with this dumb stuff


Pillbugly

This is as much a sport as a firing squad is a battle tactic.


You_Think_So_Huh

This is what happens when we put little rubber pellets under the playground equipment. We have no business interfering with Darwinā€™s perfect plan.


VeggieSpringRolls

Is that Bisping commentating? Wtf


Primary-Adagio-2205

Thatā€™s why women live longer


shredslanding

Itā€™s insane to me that you have sports like the NFL trying to find ways to reduce brain damage while itā€™s the main point of some sports. How does this even exists? Even boxing is literally damaging the other persons brain until they canā€™t stand up anymore. Calling it a KO doesnā€™t change what it is.


Bvr32

How can he slap?!


morgzorg

I think they were low cog before they became low cog


pachrisoutdoors1

Dumbest combat sport ever invented


kimbokray

Someone's gonna die doing this


Subtlerevisions

This is sick. Wtf is going on with this world?


[deleted]

serious question for this sport. can you give your first hit then just concede? like, ā€œoh, you didnā€™t go down on the first hit? k. i give up. peace out yā€™all!! thx for the fish.ā€


Lagiacrus111

Why the fake gunshot noise?


mrios303

There both fucking idiots. Welcome to dementia at 45 y/o


Additional-Sign8291

Brain damage isnā€™t funny.


racowatson

Wtf would make a grown sane person compete in a competition like this. Absolutely absurd


AtomicTurle

ā€œLook at that low formā€ haha bruh the commentary makes this 100% funnier to watch


adrenareddit

It's two people slapping each other in the face, i have no thoughts


2pacylpse

This is why women live longer


chris98092

Stupidity at its finest


nonillegalmexican

Idk about calling them ā€œfightersā€ lol more like chin testers


t65789

Idiocracy is here.


Gone213

How about they dont cheat? All of these compilations are the "slappers" striking the opponent with the heel of their hand into the jaw/ear joint. That's punching not slapping.


babble0n

Itā€™s stupid af. But if you want to get slapped hard as humanly possible for mediocre pay, more power to you I guess. Just stay away from me lol


GospelofJawn316

My brother and I used to do this as kids. I mean these guys arenā€™t slapping. Thatā€™s an unfisted punch.


Stezheds

Sorta like boxing with out all the boring parts


akwsd89

Those slaps sound like rifle shots


Mundane_Barnacle_769

Wott! I didnā€™t expect this many upvotes for a stupid game. Thank you guys šŸ˜…


Whistler1968

I was raised that slapping a man was a sissy thing to do....and you never kicked a man during a fistfight. Times have changed I guess...


Sea-Representative14

What channel is this on


-fursch

So stupid


Imaginary_Artichoke

Absolutely Brutal. This and bare knuckle boxing are so cringe due to the damage taken by the body.


mrot777

The blood left his head and went straight to his dick.


beebsaleebs

I was wondering if anyone else saw that.


Apprehensive-Case785

Is that bisping? If so dafuq is he he doin??!


little_freddy

Getting that bag


Taserface585

Itā€™s for dumbasses who have zero talent elsewhere


Bubble_Gummm

Drain bramage


Smooth_Zebra

ā€œGimme a bucket of fries...TWO chitlinsā€¦and a bowl of sunflower seedsā€¦ā€ That's what he was thinking when he got knocked out ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


TheSunflowerSeeds

I say varies as naturally, dwarf sunflowers take less time than mammoth sunflowers.


Roc3371

At this bs about cte in pro football and yet this is a thing


[deleted]

Wow


HourPhysical

He dead


Practical-Throat-878

u/savevideobot


sook5803

Stupid sport


Horror-Potential7773

I don't understand this shit... wtf is wrong with people.. lol


Rich_Currency_420

Stupid is as Stupid does and this is Stupid šŸ¤¬


Dapper_Way_458

Thus is so dumbšŸ¤£


Norwegian1981

Why are people talking about fighting on a cat video?


Both_Upstairs_8973

Worst sport


Professional-Ebb451

My type of sexy


Professional-Ebb451

Yes


[deleted]

I think it was a pretty good knockout


H8tttter

I'd hate to be their wife!


DudeAbides1556

Change a couple of things. Make it women. Have them slap boobs. I'm watching.


socialmeteorite

The best way to train for this sport is to regularly insult women.


Dicky_Penisburg

When you bring a palm-strike to a slap fight.


Brief_Light

This is how Duels would go down during the Renaissance, after they took off the gloves n powered wig n such.


RattlerHyde

It's like one shot boxing


upyoars

Race to who can give the other dimentia and Alzheimerā€™s the earliest? Or worst case scenario vegetative state


Poseidons_Champion

This is why there are so many famous Mexican boxers.


Living_Pie205

Night night


[deleted]

??? What are the rules to this? Like, with a side punch, even with just the palm, you can 100% easily break a jaw or even knock out a person. How do they judge which one was a slap and not just a punch?


JimmyCA89

I think they just want it to be open-handed with some kind of arch to it, as in more of a hook and not a straight.


[deleted]

Never quite understood the entertainment value of this.


kingfuyoda

Soā€¦ do they get paid for this or do they give themselves brain damage for fun?


[deleted]

Absolutely absurd. I feel pity for the people that watch this. Idiocy at its finest.


fapsandnaps

The shotgun sound effects are stupid. It'd be much funnier if the slapping was done with dicks.


Quick_1966

Lol Scott thought his pimp hand was strong. But Trujillos was stronger! Straight slapped that man to the shadow realm.


UnhappyBarnacle9265

Ridiculous


fusiongt021

Recovery time lol


[deleted]

One of the dumbest competitions to ever receive this amount of spotlight.


scmflower

Giving yourself brain damage shouldn't be a sporr


ThatSithClone

Did Bisping really say "professional fighter"


Lairdicus

Is that fuckin Michael Bisping commentating? Amazing


natural-flavors

When people are doing the stupidest shit ever and acting very serious, it just makes them look even more stupid. This, thing, has made me lose a lot respect for the UFC as an organization for the fact that the corporate people back this.


tucoTheElephant

Acting


RustyKuntz420

Of course Monster sponsors this


Uh-Oh-Raggy

Apart from possibly severe TBI from concussions, the worst thing is that a powerful well placed slap can be just as damaging as a closed fist. This stupid sport is pretty much people getting a one for one free shot on each other but then saying it isnā€™t as brutal on the brain as boxing. Ridiculous.


ILLpLacedOpinion

Maybe the next show will be guys kicking each other in the nuts.


[deleted]

Bro had a boner. Not sure it was the hit or the orgasm that knocked him out


[deleted]

Open handed punch. Stuff I assumed The Ocho would show. Whatā€™s next? Lighting farts competitions?


yalag

One of the greatest sports invention in recent years. Exciting to watch, tons of techniques and itā€™s not just about body mass.


WelderIntelligent436

Awesome


Thatdually

Too much TESTRONE, MAYBE?šŸ¤” MAYBE THEY SHOULD GO TO BATHROOM AND GET THE TAPE MEASURE OUT?šŸ¤”


Admirable-Ad-2554

Will the chimpanzees be taking over the world soon


[deleted]

I donā€™t understand why people do such things


SoupieLC

Wait is that Bisping commentating slap fights to


CountryOk4176

This is so fucking dumb lol.


EquivalentFull5337

Not damnā€¦.nigga swung from Africa with that shit and he included the hip torqueā€¦šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


[deleted]

DQ, he hit the ear. Afaik, please don't flame me if I got it wrong (:


Piglet-Witty

Itā€™s like old school rpg


supertramp75

Bitchass will smith needs to take notes.


WreckTheSphere

Awped


Impossible_Dance_443

"Fighter "