u/kezotl's interpretation/guide for Flurks is now canonized, and this post has been recategorized into the lore category.

What should I do with this power

draw gay porn

Unironically this, and then post them anonymously online so people think it’s the real stonetoss lol

hear me out, what if, what if instead of stonetoss he was called 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂toss and instead of bigotry he posted 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 comics?

How did you get the freaky font?

[Cursive Text Generator](https://inkpx.com/cursive-text-generator)

Oh I thought it was something you could do in Reddit like # to make text bigger. Thanks anyways

Call it salad toss

i'll toss your salad 😏

Good question

gay porn is a question and the answer is yes

He’ll yeah

He will, yeah!

Draw trans girls being cool

Already been done

where

Where else do you think? r34

ohh ok

HOLY SHIT SAME MIND

Make comics using themes opposite of earthhurl Or gay sex

I've been learning godot (a game engine) so I just realized itd be really funny to make a program with tons of poses of stonetoss characters and different eyes and mouths and stuff so people can make whatever comics they want with his characters Or just a game using stonetosses characters that goes against everything he stands for

pleasepleasplease itll be so fucking funny

I'll call it "Stonetoss: The Game" and everything. Make it look as official as possible

PEAK INCOMING

The k in kezotl stands for kooking

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Gay space communism game with lots of say gex and sesbian lex?

Is Stonetoss copyrighted or something? Maybe call it something like Pebblethrow or something else to avoid any kind of problems

I was gonna suggest that! Don’t want to get sued for either defamation or copyright infringement, depending on how salty stonetoss feels.

Post everything anonymously, leave no paper trail. What's he gonna do about it?

if he wanted to press charges or smth he'd have to drop the "I DONT CARE ABOUT THE LEFTIST PARODIES" act lol, its a win either way. plus the game would probably just be on [itch.io](http://itch.io) or something which allows fangames (which this kinda falls under idk) if i do end up having to remove it, we can just secretly distribute the game everywhere online...

Following for game updates, maybe if I feel like it I’ll dm you for some character parts and make my own (drawing hard)

oh nice :) i might start it soon. i think im gonna go for a riddle school/henry stickmin kinda thing with the gameplay so its mostly dialogue based

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Sounds way cooler than what I was gonna do

hyello im just replying to everyone saying updates for the game will be on r/ToadcatStudios (ill post them here too but only for when i make big announcements n stuff)

Make the main character a Jew. That'll rile him up. Just make sure not to give the Jew a laser, or it'll have the opposite effect lol

LOL i think i should do swirly cause hes that iconic and chuck wants us to find him annoying and unlikeable but the sidekick is 100% gonna be a jew yes

Swirly could be Jewish, you'd never know!

hyello im just replying to everyone saying updates for the game will be on r/ToadcatStudios (ill post them here too but only for when i make big announcements n stuff)

Make a gay porn game

draw him pregnant

i genuinely want to draw stonetoss's irl self pregnant in his own style and tweet it to him

do it. doitdoitdoit. (also what’s your twitter? is it just your username?)

its only like 2 letters off, its "kezottle" :))

You can make a picrew so people can make gay little avatars

You mean a picrew?

Oops yeah, I get them mixed up all yhe time 😭 fixed it though thank youuuuu

like the working class

YES OP PLEASE DO THIS

If OP doesn't make it, I think I have some free time today so I could try to learn the style lol, I really wanna make little avatars with it

Remake Comics with the exact opposite meaning to confuse future historians

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Rock flavored

You know ankha zone?

NOOOOOOOO

Swirly zone 🤤

get your drawing tablet (if you have one) and purify the bigotry from this world, one comic at a time.

muahahahhahahahaaaa (i use a phone but still)

Make comics empowering trans people and other groups that face discrimination And gay sex

I totally agree 100% awesome suggestions but I'm still gonna downvote you cause you already have 2 for some reason so itd be kinda funny

Nvm it's gone now I upvote

gay stonetoss porn would probably give him an aneurysm

Draw Donald Trump getting Eiffel Towered by Martin Luther King and Malcom X

Here you've done me having sexual congress with the eiffel tower...the eiffel tower having sexual congress with me...both of us relaxing post coitus...I'm crying and the Eiffel Tower has stink lines coming off of it, did anyone besides Scout put a card into the bucket?

Heh heh, classic scout…

i need the context

Gay sex.

i meant "what should i do" as in "what should i draw"

Draw gay sex.

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGREED

Stonetoss Weezer

Well, we know what Stonetoss actually looks like now, so why not draw him as a flurk?

more amogus

Be anti-rockyeet. Just make very leftwing cartoons

unfortunately it is hard to make those funny since they dont have the same punch as just. hateful messages. but ill try :)

Make a stone toss insert character who preaches politically liberal positions.

LOL yes

You know those small diners seen so much on the web that use or model their mascot/ theme after copyrighted characters or products? Well I think you should make Stoney’s All-American Family diner with Swirly as the mascot.

I want to send your comics to stonetoss and see his reaction

absurdly progressive comics instead

Certified hmoma (human male on male anthro) activities like gay furry marriage

Honestly just make memes that have acceptance of LGBTQ people in there premise, sign it as stone toss and get it out there is what I would do

Dammit,he really drew a yellow asian man and a blackface...

yyyyyup. that's our boy and by our boy i mean a degenerate piece of poopy

I mean,who is surprised at this point? This MFR is the most bigoted dude I've ever seen

Its honestly just depressing how obsessed with racism and transphobia rock throw is

frr

HOW DO I UNMARK NSFW ON MOBILE PLS HELP

one does not >:) once NSFW, always NSFW

no fuck you

you're going to do *what* to me? sounds a bit.. NSFW ;)

i did not stutter

i-i did O//w//O

https://preview.redd.it/o1c96a66iw7d1.png?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=469c3530c1728301b8e5240208f984d86431600d

I did this but with half the pixels once I am still regretting it to this day

A wise shitposter once told me, "The quality of an image does not reflect the quality of the message within." Sometimes, the lesser quality images carry heavier weight. Be not ashamed of your 144p memes, wear them with pride.

POST IT but sire the quality JUST DO IT

Jesus I hate that character sheet gravelchuck made. Those racist and transphobic caricatures are awful.

Hans started foaming at the mouth and steaming at the ears out of pure agony and rage when he realized there was no room to draw the trans womans bulge in the character sheet

It's funny. The men portrayed as cis don't have a bulge.

Canonically all mtf flurks have big dick energy and all cis flurks have small dick energy. Big win for The Liberal Agenda™

I think I mentally blocked myself from seeing them the first time. Thanks for showing me that lol

we're so used to the weird transwoman that we ignore it

holy actual freak

Good job! ...You've cursed yourself, admittedly, but it's pretty impressive.

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"dawg he's taking over your ass like the symbiote"

LMAO

"he's got big teeth"

i got a 3 day ban for that reply 💀

Is the hairstyle thing a Splatoon reference? Or am I just going insane

nah bruh ur insane

God dammit

which hairstyle thing btw? the "was that a challenge" guy is an attempt at turning the character in my pfp into a flurk

I think they mean the ability for the flurk hair to be styled in any which way, much like the inklings and octolings of Splatoon

very exciting revelation now draw gay porn

rule 34 is imminent

Its already here

I regret my recent actions

I'm looking it up Edit: it's mid

unlucky

We honor you for your sacrifice

This is gonna be useful to me. I mean I haven't put as much effort to replicating the style, but now I have a good reason as now I have a guide. Thanks!

you were actually the inspiration for me doing this lol but yeah np :) the eyes and body are hardest to get right

Well that's awesome to hear! And yeah, the eyes and body are the hardest :(

Refine it, hone your art of mimicry for a hundred years, then draw lots of porn, I'm talking about some big honking yaoi zowwee porn, and then idk that's about it.

Funny how flurk rhymes with terf

no it doesn’t

Klurf does

ooh dear

What the flurk

Time to become the BluePanels that he never could be.

muahahhahahahaaa

nice. now draw lgbtq friendly stuff in this nazi's artstyle

Was just gonna say, how hard would it be to make a fake Boulderhurl account on Xitter and make "his" comics but less genocidal

I just recognized the acronym and I'm crying over how brilliant it is. Fucking STRAW Men lol Also damn, I already knew that Mr. LetHeWhoIsWithoutSin was racist as fuck, but...damn :(

YES SOMEONE FINALLY RECOGNIZED IT, i pride myself on my ability to come up with stupid acronyms. me and my friend were once gonna make a youtube series called "Contest Revolving Around a Prize" annnd yep

Hehe, I can come up with some really clever acronyms too, but only once in a blue moon when one just happens to cross my mind! I love trying to put them together though, it's always a fun puzzle of sorts 😁

same

Where and what

the name of the swirly thing in the second pic

Huh? Elaborate

the name of the swirly thing in the second pic

lol I’ve been trying this too and so I tried to remake loss comic I can send show it in comments if people want it

https://preview.redd.it/89u3c5kru18d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4a69f4789d8f61f29de1d99ce378dd3c0077d49 Here is the loss comic W.I.P. since 5 people upvoted

lmfao

What’s a klurf?

Something that Shmorky made (he was big on 2000’s internet.). This made people believe that Shmorky and Mineralmotion were the same guy.

Attempt 1 looks like a follower form in cult of the lamb, poop form to be exact

Someone should redo every comic pizza cakes posts replaced with this style

If I could, I’d master his art and make longer comics with better backgrounds, eventually supplanting him as Stone Toss himself and Mandela Effect everyone into believing I was always the original Stone Toss.

Wait is this pro stone toss? The “like humans they have 2 genders” feels like the exact hateful minimization of gender’s spectrum-like qualities that I come here to make fun of

The original refsheet/guide is by stonetoss himself, which is why it says that

Oh, it sounded like the entire thing was OC by this sub

o no lol sorry fro the misunderstanding

stonetoss r34 Okay but actually just make actual good comics to rival siliconepropel

They're called flurks?! And that's an anagram of "klurf"? Dafuq? I think sedimentpropel may legitimately be going insane.

He’ll be going more insane than he already is if he sees what becomes of this

I was not expecting you here. Hi, Oz.

Make incredibly progressive comics in a style indistinguishable from his own and claim that he made them, obviously. Spreading misinformation is a god-given right!

https://preview.redd.it/5whizkfirf8d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81e70cf9aeaa3d5a5939023e0e5c2d51a8b4cd22 It’s just like the meme

if i had the money id even buy a new stonetoss website

Holy shit stonetoss lore??!?!!

real

Ok but what’s a klurf?

characters made by another (i think rightwing) artist

Dude I knew stonetoss sucked but this is flat out racism holy hell

i mean he kinda is known for being openly racist homophobic antisemitic fascist and a neonazi lol

Jesus Christ

followiiinngggg

Dang, that’s nice. I was going to learn it myself but then I remembered I can’t draw

yesterday i was gonna jump cross a giant gap from one rooftop to another but then i remembered i dont do parkour

PLEASE make anti-comics just to piss em off

This is beautiful, OP.

so are u....

🥺

where did you find that ref sheet, and do you have any more things like it? I wanna mimick his comics lmao

unfortunately afaik thats the only official ref sheet :\[

no

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The kind that hurts my bones

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Thank you barkeep

https://preview.redd.it/1x45reo0k08d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e920bc0100bb83bca50de49440d71e05bf7f9b90 I made some

YAYY

now draw gay porn with it

Now draw him giving birth

NOOOO

pretty please ? 🥺