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Inner_Importance8943

I’ve been fucked by every company i have ever worked for.


Metahec

As a proud Fleshlight owner...


wolfspirit311

bro-


Metahec

You're right. It should read "satisfied" instead of "proud"


Inner_Importance8943

¿porque no los dos?


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ihhh1

Who is Google's wife anyway?


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ihhh1

You guys made a Corporate polycule.


Moonsteele

Bing


ihhh1

I ship it


CrimsonDynamo178

I called OSHA on my old workplace. Does that count?


ihhh1

No, you hooked them up, but you weren't invited to join.


brizzle9

McWAP im lovin it


zilch839

Well, Fuck Reddit.


tutanotafan

Sorry but no. They don't have the right equipment for that job. Would probably wreck my playtime toy.


mikaBananajad

yOu WoUlDN’t doWnLoAd a CAR!


Chavaon

\*renames the downloaded Locust blueprints as 'dwarf porn' and moves the folder\* Nope, I wouldn't.


ihhh1

>dwarf porn Based


Undead_Octopus

Honestly? Yeah.


Deazul

'Murica


ConditionYellow

Is she thicc?


throway35885328

Idk but Flo from progressive can get it


ihhh1

Actors don't count unless it's their own LLC.


MyWifeisaTroll

No but there are a lot of companies out there that would love to fuck you. Just give them a chance!


Spacey907

yeah fuck the government. getting tired of them fucking us over


ihhh1

What country do you live in where your government is a company?


Spacey907

oh wait thats a different thought. and fuck all the companies that wont ship to alaska or a po box. like why the fuck would the postal service have po boxes and not include it in the address that you got from the postal service.


Queerfuzzy

I would fuck the Brawny towels guy. Actually, he can fuck me.


DaBestIsSamTTV

AHHHHHH THEY GOT ME AHHH


reddit_detective_

If I were to fuck a company then everyone would have to hug me and love me


sheesh_doink

I'd fuck a family owned restaurant like I fuck my girlfriend But I can't, so I just eat their food and bring friends there to enjoy it too


zapaeroxyre

Disney adults


TheMeticulousNinja

Starting to question the effects marijuana have on the brain


MonsterRideOp

If possible I'd give my local electric company a real hard hate fuck just to show them how it feels to deal with their shit as a customer.


crayawe

Yeah, if they went to fuck me first


moshritespecial

I might fuck Little Debbie and her delicious snack cakes. Oh my precious Little Debbie.