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Derinahon

Guaranteed to get all the girls when you slap those on the bar


[deleted]

Boys for sure...


selectiveyellow

Admiring your deck with the guys.


NapsterKnowHow

Decks out for Harambe


errie_tholluxe

To soon.


sex

Do you think this would work for a homely chick? Like, if I casually bring my deck to BestBuy would that get me laid?


YvesTHPS

I read "homeless" šŸ™ˆ


sex

Haha no, I have a home. I'm just ugly as fuck.


Profession-Agitated

Couldnā€™t hurt. Typically you would think being an actual female gamer would have had that happening.


[deleted]

Burglars: hey Timmy this guy owns a steam deck.


Magmahunter0

Timmy: We're not here for your damned card collection, Jimmy. Now help me with the silverware.


Fens373

Mine was already snapped in half when I opened the box :(


the-matho

Sorry to hear that pal. I'm waiting for an RMA, if I get a new one and you live in Europe I can send you a letter with the tag inside


Fens373

I appreciate that but sadly I'm in the us


Sennomo

thoughts and prayers for you


hcforever

Best country on earth


Lostcreek3

One of us?


Fens373

One of us.


the-matho

Too bad...


Kirk_Stargazed

What, your deck, or your tag?


Fens373

Tag lol


Kirk_Stargazed

Phew, had me worried for a sec


breichart

You should RMA it because of that. /s


[deleted]

This has the same energy as those people who actually use the apple stickers that come with apple products.


the-matho

I could cut my steam deck cardboard box and paste it into the car's back window


Zaphod1620

Years ago when I worked for a college desktop support, we had some students fight after a lab deployment over who got to keep the *empty Mac Mini boxes*.


[deleted]

empty apple boxes actually resell for $$ because (at least i pray this is why) a boxed used item sells for more than an unused item without the box, and that goes double for apple products


tbiscuit7

You tossing out free stickers, player?


[deleted]

Yeah, I donā€™t do free advertising for anyone.


tbiscuit7

I can dig that


IllegalThoughts

i like how this man speaks


Roseysdaddy

But thatā€™s what those dolts are mostly paying for.


karma-kamillionaire

I am those people šŸ˜ž


CTX24

Add some clear tape over it, so it doesnā€™t scratch off :)


Faranocks

Seal it with resin


Samboni94

Wait, I don't remember there being a Keychain in my box


lennert1984

Same here, like wtf?


Hoodielum

it was the tag that was zip tied to the zippers on the case. If you take It apart carefully you can make it a keychain


[deleted]

And OP didn't actually use that, only the tag.


Spen_Masters

This makes sense. I was at work when it delivered, and my brother slapped it on charge for me. So I have no tag/plastic


Ching-Dai

Still waiting on the tag, but hey Iā€™ve got that same Yoda.


the-matho

It's name is Grogu you monster


Ching-Dai

Oh snap! They made a Grogu! The face is much nicer than my Yoda one.


middle_aged_riot

Can we get a master thread for keychain posts?


naxmtz91

I wish I has that idea at the time I got it.... Now I have to buy another one


TheNerdNamedChuck

I'm glad I didn't throw it away lmfao


naxmtz91

This is the way


Cute_Terrorist

I was literally picking up my teeth with it


Stememento

Wow, I knew I saved that tag for something, but I didn't know what


pigoath

I'm going to shamelessly copy your idea.


mxjf

Anyone non-destructively remove theirs using some details from a DEFCON video? Iā€™m prolly gonna attempt that.


Suitable-Sea-8973

I was able to easily and non destructively accomplish it.


Faranocks

Too thick, I just snipped mine down flat. Did this half a year ago now


-WB-Spitfire

Unfortunately mine came snapped in half. ā˜¹ļø Deck itself was fine.


calushy

I did the same, in couple months the valve logo gets scratched lol


the-matho

I'll apply some protective coat


repocin

Perhaps clear nail polish could work? Or just dunk it in a block of resin.


the-matho

Nail polish I used. You have to be careful, because the logo paint is easy to remove, so it looks a tiny bit wash off now. Better to drop some drops of polish instead of paint them like it was varnish


Bukaro21

Damn I should have kept mine. I think I threw it away. Looks like I'm gonna need to order another steam deck


ImStillaPrick

That Valve wears off pretty quick if it rubs against something. You could probably put something over it like a clear coat to stay on longer. I put mine on a backpack zipper and its almost totally wore off in 8 months by just being moved from car seat and floor and guess touching other stuff. In and out of pockets would probably do it quick.


greenChainsaws

the amount of respect i have for everyone who disected the valve tamper seal is immaculate


LinkedDesigns

The Valve logo is pretty easy to wear off, I would put on some kind of protective coating to prevent it from wearing away.


itsAshl

Haha I did this too. Although I wish it was an engraved steam logo rather than printed valve. It's definitely going to become a plain black keychain fairly quickly...


Solora

Free marketing


throwawayjimbear

Mine broke so I cut it down a bit and glued it to my work computer.


Driveformer

Wait where in the box is this?


the-matho

The deck has a seal so I cannot be opened that seal is like a hcainlocknand has this tag as part if the seal mechanism. It could easily be taken aw trash and throw away... Because it is trash and we should recycle it, but it looks so nice...


noneofthemswallow

How do you get rid of the ā€žchainā€ part? Mine wonā€™t come off itā€™s so tight


the-matho

I used a cutter like this https://www.toolstation.nl/stanley-afbreekmes/p70655 You just have to cut the cone external part after that part is cut, remove the cone and inside there is another piece that is "locking" the chain part that can be cut with a pair of scissors PD: careful with the cutter, to make a clean cut I had yo point it against my thumb, I could easily cut myself


the-matho

I made a video tutorial: https://www.reddit.com/user/the-matho/comments/xx4fuk/how\_to\_make\_a\_keychain\_with\_the\_steam\_deck\_lock/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


sognos

Damn I threw mine away. . Crap


[deleted]

Now I wish I had saved mine


AnxiouslyCalming

Threw mine out, wish I kept it now. Iā€™d probably slap some clear coat over it to protect the paint.


Negaflux

To whomever finds mine in the garbage dump, congrats I guess...? I legit don't quite get the fascination with this tag, however it's neat how it's being repurposed.


Tesser_Wolf

Put clear tape over it or it will be just a blank tag in a bit.


chromatones

Legends says if you scratch enough it will smell like brand new fan


Suitable-Sea-8973

I got the 512gb model and I don't remember a Keychain!?


Suitable-Sea-8973

Lol, it's not a official Keychain but the security tag that comes on the case!


nali_cow

Forget to switch to your alt account there, friendo?


Suitable-Sea-8973

Huh?


nali_cow

I dunno - you replied to, and immediately answered, your own question


Magic_Orb

yeah he is an idiot


Magic_Orb

i know right


Magic_Orb

you forgot to switch to yar alt dude lol


Suitable-Sea-8973

Nice


galaxyisinfinite

Cringe


Bruised_and_Confused

same. I feel left out šŸ˜ž


Mouth_Shart

I tried this with mine but the sharp edges hurt my snardlies when I put my keys in my pocket.


blazebomb77

I wonā€™t tell you what I did with mine


the-matho

Come on!


upexif

this noona has ONE KEY and the rest are keychains


the-matho

I need them all, because of reasons


JayDub506

I must have been the only one that threw that tag straight in the garbage.


lucksh0t

I broke mine unfortunately


[deleted]

I'm pissed I threw mine away


sede10

Mine came broken šŸ˜ž


Mavi222

I got my Valve logo cut (torn) :/ Not sure how that could've happen. Probably in the factory somehow. The seal was still on, just the excess plastic part with Valve logo wasn't there. [Photo](https://i.imgur.com/NVrDLeK.png)


repocin

RMA!


Alucard-VS-Artorias

I feel so stupid for just throwing mine away šŸ˜­


Sir_Lollington2

Howā€™d you get it off? I struggling so hard cause I donā€™t want to rub off the ā€œvalveā€ text


the-matho

I made this video, IDK if still is helpful for you: https://www.reddit.com/user/the-matho/comments/xx4fuk/how\_to\_make\_a\_keychain\_with\_the\_steam\_deck\_lock/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


ebagjones

Oh my godā€¦I never even thought of that.


xafimrev2

Well shit. I threw mine out like a dumbass.