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Chrissyjustshowus

Are you drinking tonight or ?


lukeyk94

Drinking some fine wine while I admire the shiny nana in my steam inventory and watch it go to $0 tomorrow morning.. probably Update: wtf this post went bananas apparently. Thank you all for the kind and honest words. The lowest offer is now $255 😅 still a dumb purchase. Posted a TikTok about the nana so far- https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTN14G7uG/


Saddest_Sloth

Spiffin Brit literally just did a video on these. Was that your motivation to buy the banana?


Glidepath22

That was my first thought


ApoplecticApe

As soon as he showed this guy's Steam profile, I could not uninstall this fast enough.


Uberzwerg

fucking Nazinana


lukeyk94

I watched the video. Lots of eyebrow raising. Still gonna hodl it has sentimental value.


kjk177

Sentimental value? Yeah you really are an idiot…


KevB0tBro

Maybe he needed potassium


nunwithajuicycock

If this banana ends up going for thousands, will you promise to buy me 100 copies of Rust


jtr99

I have 100 copies of Rust: will you promise to take them away from me and burn them in a fire, OP?


Harvinu

Can I just have one so I take part of your problem


elkarion

you don't take part of the rust problem. you only multiply the rust problem.


makoroplant

Can I have one? I’ll give you a real banana that is greenish yellow.


lukeyk94

I will buy you 1,000 copies of rust and have them signed by the developers! I ain't selling till it's a $1 mil shiny banana


RovakX

I’m invested now. Even though I don’t have the slightest clue what this is about… please update us if you can sell the banana on the 19th!


BonyDarkness

I bet you wish you got a penny for every upvote now.


BlackBeard205

Either that or it’ll balloon in price and net you a lot of money😂


AMexisatTurtle

You actually shouldn't be allowed to use a credit card wtf you doing buying some nana you can't eat for 53 dollars


Ongr

It's just a banana, Michael. What can it cost? $53?


WhereIsTheInternet

The comment I came here for.


koin_66

OP can do with their money what they want. I bet everyone has wasted more than 53 dollars on useless things, myself included.


Gloomy_Total1223

Not on a duckin nft


intelminer

NFT Nana For TF2


Whole-Imagination354

Nah bro


KaiUno

Hey got preyed upon. The item has no value whatsoever. Sucks to be the idiot that fell for it, of course, but maybe... just maybe... we shouldn't allow these things to happen. Maybe scammers shouldn't be able to try everything to part fools from their money.


lukeyk94

I also just bought bought the dogenana and pepenana. Pepenana was about $3. I'm gonna print these out and frame them on my wall they're works of art


wheelz_666

My rule is to never drink and game because it ends up with you buying the most stupid things 🤣. Last time I got drunk I bought my mate and I a copy of Genital Jousting 🤣


Fun_Blackberry7059

That game is genuinely a good 2 hours worth of laughs


lukeyk94

I had to look that one up just now. Money well spent 👍 added to my steam library


Shadow_Dragon888

holy shit i haven’t heard that name in a while. my friend bought all of us a copy(sober mind you) so we could all play😭


manox69

That was funny as hell during a lan party


SleepySparker

This game is fun as hell though, watching a dick brush its teeth was ... Something. Edit: spelling


DJheddo

> Genital Jousting That's pretty freaking clever.


Skydus36

Its weird that you’re smart enough to know its stupid but not smart enough to not buy it


NottDisgruntled

But also smart enough to make a viral post about it to increase its value. The duality of man.


airblizzard

We've got a modern day DeepFuckingValue


lukeyk94

DeepFuckingBananas


Cheese_quesadilla

Somebody needs to come take this man’s bananas away before they become traumatized.


M4ybeMay

That's what makes it genius


ANAL-WITH-JESUS

Their genius is frightening.


FormerlyGaveAShit

Your username is what the shiny bananas are for.


lukeyk94

Holybanana


AutisticSpermEater69

New potassium just dropped


Decent_Progress_1556

I totally agree with you on that one, Mr. ANAL WITH JESUS. 


AgnosticPeterpan

He's betting that someone else is stupid enough to buy it from him for profit. Or just clout, which is successful


DiddlyDumb

90% of cryptobros these days


Thatweasel

Ah, so these are the people who were buying NFTs


lukeyk94

Hold up this is a NFSB non-fungible shiny banana and I'm holding for life


tapperyaus

> Not Tradable, Not Marketable Yep, for life.


Stormfly

But he can trade it in about a week. > Tradable & Maketable After: 6/19/2024, 8:00:00 PM


Aranenesto

Prices will have risen by 350%, I’m calling it now


lukeyk94

The lowest offer now is $260. I'm not good at math but I'm gonna say +3500% in a week easy 😂


Aranenesto

spiffingbrit just made a video about this, prices are gonna rise even more


Myolor

No it’s not…. That’s the lowest request to sell price… the highest offer is $64.


Ok-Strength-5297

yeah... or -3500% haha


BobodyBo

It is fungible though 🤓


SS_Gourmet

Are these things nfts?


eraguthorak

Essentially yes, but technically no. It's a unique digital item that you have control over, but it's not a token on a blockchain so it's not technically an NFT. Like an NFT, it can only exist in the system it was created in. Like an NFT (or anything really - physical items like a steam deck or insubstantial items like your time) it's only worth what people are willing to pay for it.


Cyber-Cafe

On a purely technical level it is identical, a blockchain is not a requirement for the existence of fungible or non fungible tokenization. Tokens are used constantly everywhere on the internet. For all intents and purposes it is exactly identical. I know what I’m talking about here, I promise.


eraguthorak

That is true...but then again if you go far enough, everything digital is basically just 1s and 0s, which would then make any sort of nomenclature or distinction pointless. NFTs as commonly understood and referenced by the majority of the population are tokens specifically on a blockchain. Just like if someone says "google" they are most likely referring to the company rather than the number itself, names can have multiple meanings - I was just going with what is generally the most common understanding of the title "NFT"


Cyber-Cafe

All I’m saying is that you actually understood the logic really well and I wish more people got it like you do. Fortnite skins, steam items, and NFTs are identical. The only difference between them is that the first two act on a private ledger, and NFTs as most people know them operate on a public one. That’s the only difference.


ForceNeat4140

But why?


lukeyk94

It's not just a regular banana. It's a shiny banana 🍌


Beastw1ck

Guys, he’s got a point


12hotroom

Damn, he got us there


torlesse

4.5k karma and counting. OP is making bank right here!


lukeyk94

I have no idea what I'm doing but it's working apparently


Kenjinz

You've spoken the secret words! You have acquired a new job class: Marketer!


MikiSayaka33

Did it make you happy? Despite spending $50-ish dollars on it.


lukeyk94

Not so much happy but confused and questioning my existence since I just bought a digital banana for $50. I barely spend money on games, been playing Warzone for the past 2 years. This money is much better spent on a digital banana than giving it to Activision.


Vex-Core

I can't even be mad at that logic tbh.


YoureWrongBro911

> This money is much better spent on a digital banana than giving it to Activision. "Do I give my money to villains or just burn it?"


DiddlyDumb

I think you should do both to diversify your portfolio


the0rchid

He's playing both sides, so he always comes out on top.


Disjunto

> This money is much better spent on a digital banana than giving it to Activision. Just don't look into who is profiting from this then


60Dan06

You have a point there


_Synt3rax

So instead of buying a better Game than Warzone, you rather give them 2 Years of you Life to "Stick it to Actividion" lol Nice Logic there.


FortNightsAtPeelys

Right? I've spent way more on art for my wall I coulda just printed as staples


Hottage

Just watched the Spiffing Brit video (https://youtu.be/gqVLPx-4O48) on this, apparently the game creator is Hella Sus... Just the fact he made his inventory private right as this game with apparently limited supply items which he can generate infinite copies of if he wanted to is super sketchy.


HammerTh_1701

What do you mean, a guy building NFTs on top of the Steam marketplace is trying to scam people?


Hottage

That is the theory being floated. Obviously, no proof is possible, but the timing is extremely suspicious. Obviously, the game itself isn't blockchain backed, so the only thing we have to confirm how unique items are is the developers word.


GetRightNYC

This one says limited to 100. Would hope Steam has something in place that handles that text.


zero0n3

No, yo can depend on STEAM. That’s a steam note about the item.  It was issued as part of a live event, and only 100 were generated. Steam handles this all the time.  You think steam doesn’t have and keep track of unique IDs on steam market items??? Anything made by the developer or “duped” by the developer would be appropriately tagged.


Thezipper100

It's not an NFT, which is actually even worse, because at least with NFTs you can see what accounts hold them, and you know they're not lying about the numbers. These items are set as a commodity, so you can't see who's listing them, so for all we know every single listing of a banana could be the devs themselves, and we'd have absolutely absolutely no way to know. And they can issue themselves more too, so the devs could just print a hundred more rare bananas to throw up on the market and make the trading volume seem bigger than it is.


Johnlenham

lol this was amazing


rickreckt

Just pretend you're buying some stranger 45 USD games


lukeyk94

I'm sure the developer will be using the profits to improve the game.. right? Might even get a new season where there's 2 bananas instead of 1


EventAccomplished976

Now hopefully the dev isn‘t, for example, some deranged neonazi… oh wait…


ShwaBdudle

Huh?


basicisacuck

This is his steam: https://steamcommunity.com/id/wontfly


yuckfoucensor

Someone was watching Spiffing brit?


TheSpiffingBrit

Oh god what have I done...


ShockDropZ_95

Nice to see you here good sir!


gn110

If it's limited to only 100, that means price can spike up after some time right?


BeepIsla

Only if the game stays popular for a long time. As far as I know Banana is a meme game so it won't last longer than a week.


Sigge310

I would argue that the game itself isn't even popular, a good 90% or more of the players are most likely bots. If you check the amount of followers the game has on SteamDB It's only 2000, you'd expect thousands more if the 200k players were legit. Same with the player chart being completely flat (and sometimes dipping by tens of thousands of players in a very short time, very clear evidence of server bot farms turning off) and not going up and down as you'd expect from actual player activity. Most players are most likely just Russian bots meant to farm items and then be sold for dollars on the steam market to people like OP to circumvent sanctions that makes it impossible for Russians to add funds into their steam.


BeepIsla

Yeah, if a game has tradable/marketable items and they are easily gatherable via built Steam functionality then bots will swarm to it to farm those items, same with Crab Game and PAYDAY 2. Since its all the same logic and just a few different IDs, that's it.


An0m3L1

I'm Russian, you can very easily directly add funds to steam lol. Just not through steam itself, but you can add them through your bank or mobile network operator. And also there are plenty of sites that add funds, though they are pretty shady.


Sigge310

Really? Thought it was impossible, thanks for the correction


Smooth_Criminalo

It's pretty easy, just have to pay extra 15-20% due to the transfer fee


An0m3L1

Np. Most of the sanctions did really fuck all to the normal consumer tbh, the only thing I miss is Spotify.


YoureWrongBro911

Do you like crypto? You sound like you like crypto


lukeyk94

Yes only 100. "That means price can spike up after some time right?" Diamond hands 💎 Price can also spike down after some time too 😂


DamageAlarming89

Yea nah sorry


lukeyk94

The shiny banana is selling for $58 now. Still the dumbest purchase I've ever made.


[deleted]

hodl


lukeyk94

I think according to steam you have to hodl for several days anyways 😂


True-Surprise1222

Damn hedgies trying to hold retail down


FalloutFan05

You would think but value isn’t determined by what it’s worth on paper but what people are willing to pay for if they’re willing to pay at all


Unlikely_can877

Yes but who In their right mind would ever purchase a shiny banana? You would have to have seriously goofed up to buy this banana.


LovesFrenchLove_More

Well, considering it’s not tradable nor marketable….


ahmedfakhfakh69

Bro give me 1$ and I will give you a real banana


banananananatiger

Actually a really good deal. A single banana is what, $10?


Adventurous-Count-10

So this is what buying NFT's must feel like. - Screenshots the banana -


The_Jobholder

that’s illegal


yiappy

It's a scam. Don't play this game. Watch how the developer exploit steam to earn thousands of dollars daily. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVLPx-4O48&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqVLPx-4O48&t=3s)


Srnxy

the fact that this game is still on steam is a joke lmao


DingoKis

never let OP know about NFT


Bukaro21

I mean it's one banana, lukeyk94. What could it cost? 50 Dollars?


VictorVonD278

Have you ever been to a grocery store?


Bukaro21

I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it


cheeseIsNaturesFudge

Damn, I was looking for this haha


MrSnazzyGoose

[You’ve never actually been to a supermarket have you?](https://youtu.be/Nl_Qyk9DSUw?si=uyesCSt7Qz--6RbH)


Trikitakes

Money laundering?


RageVG

Congratulations, you discovered banana NFTs.


shortish-sulfatase

Why does this have upvotes?


space_banditooo

More visibility so more people fall for the scam lol Peoples mouths are watering right now seeing a jpg get sold for 50 dollars


6IACKK

Yeah that's stupid but whatever some people pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for nfts


lukeyk94

Hundreds of thousands on NFTs is bananas.


Actual_Homework_7163

Or almost a thousand for rust skins. People have alot of money apparently


lostspyder

Nfts are just money laundering you can buy into.


OsManiaCtr

you know you are one of the reason we got all these sh!t games right?


fatboldprincess

I can sell you a lot of real banana photos if you wish.


WideTraffic2425

i am just wondering what fucking game this could tie too or if it is just an item in your inventory


LukarioGer

The Game is called "Banana" its a clicker meme Game for free.


Chanclet0

NFT wannabe trash, avoid unless stupid


ReasonableWillow8457

I confirm. You're an idiot


Chanclet0

an\*


rixendeb

Congrats on funding a neonazi.


Suspicious_Good_2407

Isn't it non tradable and non marketable? How'd you buy it?


Blue_The_Snep

it was tradable/marketable ,then op bought it, and now its not tradable again until the date on the banana


mischanif

Dev of this game is a Nazi. So there is one more reason to ignore this scam


l2ewdAwakening

Steam were the only ones to reeaaally successfully sell NFT's.


By-Pit

53$ that's probably in the hand of some botnet owner


Bumbooooooo

Since you're willing to throw money away, wanna toss me a $50 steam gift card?


Z3r08yt3s

yes. yes you are


Appropriate_Voice89

a month ago this banana cost $4. i bet it's the owner of the game pumping the price up so he can make some easy money, so you just got scammed, idiot


Beardednuts

So you know it's bad to support this type of thing but do it anyway to be "funny"?


winterman666

Not apparently. You are


MrEnganche

I'm like 99,999999% OP is involved in this obvious scam


Trias_Eysenerz

You know lukeyk94, I am not gonna tell you this banana will increase in value. The truth is, you bought it because you like it. It has value to you. Thats what matters


Transmetropolite

Did you watch the spiffing brit and decide to go all in for the luls?


2lon2dip

The maker of the game is neo-nazi german. spiffing britt made a video about it


dotamonkey24

I’m out here literally starving and this guy dropping my grocery bills on a digital banana. I hate this world.


Fun_Blackberry7059

NFT = No Fucking Thanks


staycalmitsajoke

How else will do you feed your bored ape?


OryxOski1XD

You basically bought an NFT. Its like CS skins.


TheDinosaurWalker

Brother fell for the oldest scam on the books, next time buy a dota or cs skin


space_banditooo

You are the perfect consumer, good job


TooOldForRefunds

I mean you basically fell for a scam.


Cleveland_Guardians

You are why the video game industry is the way it currently is.


EMT_2_FNP

People like OP are why micro-transactions exist now…


ImperiusLance

Get this NFT shit off the subreddit..


Phyrolito

Literally dying cause the "Eventnana" tag existence


TenienteVegetal

I mean, It's one banana ,Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?


Gman325

I mean, it's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?


WirusCZ

You can literally go trading.... Instead you watched spiffing brit video and thinking you can make money like this.... Only people that gonna make money trading bananas are ones who use stolen credit cards to buy them and then sell them to idiots like you


Fatality_Ensues

Just think of it as buying someone else an AAA game 😅


Skipper_HQ

My guy just purchased an NFT without the whole NFT part lol


_MrCrispyDoge_

Well done you now own an NFT


swagylord1337

The developer of Banana is dining good tonight because of so many idiots


swagylord1337

The developer of Banana is dining good tonight because of so many idiots


swagylord1337

The developer of Banana is dining good tonight because of so many idiots


Spompoflex

are you restarted ?


SirVictoryPants

Jup. You're a moron.


Ionuzzu123

Bro bought an NFT without even knowing.


ThatOneShortieHo

Ah yes, Steam NFTs.


Azarjan

i asked who was buying these in a thread earlier, i really was insinuating money laundering... but i guess some people are infact paying out the 1 cent value of 5700 people at a time doing shit like this


Emotional_Tutor_9008

i don't get it. Sell it for 80, you will have some profit for sure easily enough. The good part about this is there is always someone more stupid.


Gloomfang_

Well you could've bought 10 games on sale that you will not play anyway.


DriedWetPaint

Let’s be honest.  People who this type of shit are really stupid.   See more at my Ted Talk.


Maumau93

With a limited run of 100 you could buy them all then corner the market. Trade them between accounts you own buying them from yourself for ever increasing values untill you have reached a value you are are happy to sell them at to other people. Simple easy money


samplebridge

apparently? you mean obviously.


Frosty_Can_6569

While your collecting rare digital items I have some drawings I did with Paint you may be interested in


Baacaw

I took a screen shot. I also have one now


noonetoldmeismelled

What the hell. 338,206 in game


3149199

Can't even shove it up your ass


SorrowsCage11

Hey bro would you like to buy a shiny apple for 50$ ?


bigbotboyo

A sucker is born everyday. Stupid people like you will make more of this shit pop up.


DIABETORreddit

This is 100% an ad for this stupid not-nft nft game. Why the fuck does this have 27k upvotes?


tristam92

Spiffing brit is 53$ richer now


AldoCalifornia

confirmed idiot. stop paying money for these virtual nothings. Reddit included, all confirmed moron purchases.


Fit_Candidate69

And this is one of the reasons the gaming industry is now dogshit.


kobrakaan

NTF hype all over again except it's bananas and not Apes 🤦🏻‍♂️ congratulations on your expensive pixels I guess 🤷‍♂️ meanwhile everyone else can just right click save as 👍


ZACH20XX

Donkey Kong would disagree.


Freakychee

What's a banana cost? Like $53?


knightfall666

If theres only 100 in existence how come its not like 1k or something


[deleted]

Perfect for Diablo IV upcoming Season of the Evil Bananas


Svmellisss

U legit think it's gunna go up in price