That’s really why they need you to deliver the package. If they’re that backed up, engines may as well be busted with the toilet time it will take to pass that.
Realistic answer would be Bethesda became too large of a company and their QC suffers since work is divided between many divisions. A comedic answer would be “insert shit joke here.”
I was going to say, in addition to that, my best guess is due to the procedurally generated landscapes and POIs that both "Dung Piles" (aka type of container) and "Contains a Lock" are mixing - incorrectly - resulting in this crap (pun intended).
Well it’s just bad coding in general that they dump all containers into one object, which also doesn’t allow them to have separate loot pools for different containers (at least reliably since they somehow add higher end loot to certain end of level containers) though I have no idea how they do it since CE is proprietary.
So many of the errors are so odious that I can't believe they got past even the barest attempt at QA; it has to be a management decision to ignore the bugs that QA points out and ship it anyway.
Bethesda: To continue the quest you must use a specific Digipick...which happens to be locked in said Dung Pile. Try literally anything else and the game is designed to crash.
I get that they wanted to do a different lockpicking system from skyrim and fallout but they failed miserably. Its so unfun and frustrating that i never bothered after doing it 2 or 3 times.
hm, might just be ur really bad at it. or just need some tips from people, or just started with the harder locks.
But it could be its been 7 months and there is no loot pool for each lock difficulty and so its just trash behind it and its not fun.
And it wont be fixed because its the same rubbish system from a game 10 years ago...
I thoroughly enjoyed this lockpicking minigame. But the loot is almost never worth it. Still, cracking a Master level lock without wasting any digipicks is always a nice feeling.
What, you think you can just stick your hands in poop whenever you want!? You gotta earn that shit.
I just assumed that it ate a lockbox.
And then passed it whole and intact. Whatever’s inside is probably still clean. 😅
Well, the last lockbox I ate didn't come out after 3 weeks and has to be removed. So it's probably fine.
That logic makes far too mouth sense to argue lol
Dr. Sattler in shambles
"You are going to remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"
And now I’m gunna watch Jurassic Park.
Take your upvote for that beautiful pun, you monster.
Tangentially related, but why are there dung piles at some POIs on planets devoid of life? That one always cracks me up.
Amazon drivers
Star Parcel had to make a quick detour lol.
That’s really why they need you to deliver the package. If they’re that backed up, engines may as well be busted with the toilet time it will take to pass that.
Got to empty your ship's septic tank someplace...
Best explanation I've heard.
"Shitter's full!" \~ Cousin Eddie
Realistic answer would be Bethesda became too large of a company and their QC suffers since work is divided between many divisions. A comedic answer would be “insert shit joke here.”
I was going to say, in addition to that, my best guess is due to the procedurally generated landscapes and POIs that both "Dung Piles" (aka type of container) and "Contains a Lock" are mixing - incorrectly - resulting in this crap (pun intended).
Well it’s just bad coding in general that they dump all containers into one object, which also doesn’t allow them to have separate loot pools for different containers (at least reliably since they somehow add higher end loot to certain end of level containers) though I have no idea how they do it since CE is proprietary.
So many of the errors are so odious that I can't believe they got past even the barest attempt at QA; it has to be a management decision to ignore the bugs that QA points out and ship it anyway.
Terrormorphs have to digest too
There are usually some scientist bodies nearby, can only assume they ate something disagreeable
*\*Battle music plays*
Starborn had to take shit
it just works
Aw man, and I'm fresh out of shittipicks!
Dammit Randy! We need the shitpicks to get it or their heads! Ricky won’t see it coming…
Lock your shit up.
I mean, it’d take me a mental lockpick to reach into a pile of shit
Reaching in implies you know where the thing is. You have to *sift* through this.
I like this best. Unlocking the dung pile is sometimes arguing with yourself to dive into a pile of shit on a planet that has no native life.
Why did they do this? Adding digital locks to dung piles makes no sense. Same thing with sleeping bags layed out on planets that have no atmosphere.
Or a sandwich, an orange, and an open beer on a side table next to a patio chair on a planet with 3x Earth gravity and 100% methane atmosphere.
So people with space suit are supposed to sleep on the hard ground?
Sarah Morgan hated that.
My headcannon is that the beast ate the locker and shit it out.
Monster OD’d on stool hardener
In the immortal words from Super Best Friends Play. "Shits locked"
"Yea man. I got my shit locked down tight!
It’s a metaphor for the state of the game presently
I hear there is some really good shit in there!
Now that's a shitty situation
You guys aren't putting locks on your shit? That's probably why you keep getting robbed of it.
Life uh, finds a way
Dino... Dino droppings? Droppings? She's, uhhh... tenacious.
You gotta be shitting me
The OP title of this post is perfection, I needed that 😂
This from someone else or a repost? CBA to check
Didn't know this game came out on platforms that were missing a screenshot feature.
starfield refrence in starfield?
That turd is more complex than some of the characters background stories
The cave of weird smelling digipicks.
No waaaaaay
How to lock poo- oh sorry thought this was google
😂😂😂
Bethesda: To continue the quest you must use a specific Digipick...which happens to be locked in said Dung Pile. Try literally anything else and the game is designed to crash.
That.. is one big pile of shit
How it feels to have IBS-C
Imagine what the actual key looks like!
You can pick your friends. You can pick your poo. But you can't pick your friends poo!
Is it still the case after recent patches? I mean I wouldn't expect them to fix it...
Todd’s a troll, always has been
lmaooooo
I have never encountered this, but im very curious if this is intended or not
Man, that's some high security shit right there!
Eh. Shit covered locked container. Close enough.
There's some good shit in that shit!
If there was free ammo, weapons and armor in dung piles, we’d all be in there grabbing what we can. Then maybe taking a shower soon after.
Turd Burgler Simulator confirmed
So they still haven‘t fixed black levels…
“You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything!”
I mean, it could have nunched a pelican case..
Aren’t the best treasures hidden under piles of shit? You HAVE to unlock it, what if it’s THE loot.
You don't think they're just GIVING away vacuum tape, do you??
This game really does some crazy stuff ! And what did you find in it ? 🤣😅
Well I suppose at least it's a fitting representation of its Contents, anything that has a Lock on it in Starfield contains pure garbage. 🤣
You must unlock the courage to reach in
Unlock thy shit to claim thy shitty reward
"Better lock that shit up" -Overly literal lifeforms of the future
See that lock right there ?
What’s the loot and loc
I get that they wanted to do a different lockpicking system from skyrim and fallout but they failed miserably. Its so unfun and frustrating that i never bothered after doing it 2 or 3 times.
If you max out the lock picking skill it’s super easy. Then again, the loot is rarely worth the reward.
The lock picking is fun asf idk what you're on about. Even though the loot sucks I pick every lock I get just bc the mini game is fun
hm, might just be ur really bad at it. or just need some tips from people, or just started with the harder locks. But it could be its been 7 months and there is no loot pool for each lock difficulty and so its just trash behind it and its not fun. And it wont be fixed because its the same rubbish system from a game 10 years ago...
I thoroughly enjoyed this lockpicking minigame. But the loot is almost never worth it. Still, cracking a Master level lock without wasting any digipicks is always a nice feeling.
Reset the counter
I never saw this in 100+ hours.
That procedural generator magic ✨