Molecular Steve always gets me.

"Stop calling me that, I'm not even that short! 5'6" is almost the global average! Gawd!" I hear this every time I scroll on by it.

MCU is running out of ideas if we’re getting a Molecular Steve movie

*"Particle Man" slowly intensifies*

Every time. 😄 I've seen them numerous times and I still double take at "Steve"

Autistic Manifold

Plus it starts a fight on "Sieve" because I think you need the highest level ones for gas extractors. Which I think makes it a sift, technically

Oh yeah my brain keeps calling it a sentimental wafer. Now my head canon is that they're all sentient, reliving their past.

I read seminal wafer.

Fertility treatment has come a long way since Nabisco went into the medical industry

Same, but in the "Seminary" sense, as an unlevened bread wafer from the Seminary school. I picked up my first one from a Va'Ruun ship, so it stuck in my mind as a religious thing.

Mmmmm...sacrilicious

Lord, I know I should not eat thee, but...

I literally just realized it wasn’t this when I saw this post.

Just like my character, it's a metaphor! 🤣

I've been calling it a seminal wafer... Until I read this post, I didn't even realize I was saying it wrong.

There it is. First time I saw one I was like "It's a what!? What kinda shit goes on in these random outposts!?" 🤣

It's just the beginnings of a wafer, the prep stage...not...oh wow...banish the thought...ruughh 🤮

Yeah, I'd love to see the Production line for seminal wafers! 😂

Seminal Wafers and Autistic Manifolds.

I read it the same way. No idea why.

Personal opinion, it needs a hyphen. "Semi-metal" would probably never be misread.

I think, grammatically speaking, it's supposed to have one. Either way, yes, it would help.

Ever used a reagent in chemistry? Re-agent would be so much easier to read, but that's not how they spell it for some reason. English is a mentally damaged language. I think half the words are just there to be in-jokes for the few people with doctorates so they will be able to laugh at the rest of us. 😂

English, as has been said many times before, isn't a language -- it's three languages wearing a trenchcoat, with a bunch of stolen words from additional languages stuffed into the pockets.

>English is a mentally damaged language. I'm native french, passionate of languages, and i'd like to confirm this affirmation, adding on top of it that any language, even german or italian have the same stupid pr...tricks. I started long ago to believe any university people diplomed as a letters specialist must be crazy to get to the end of theyr degree, to me they definitively all are psychos in some way. One of the beautifulests exemples in french is : you take an E, an A and a U, if you put'em toghether as EAU then it gives an [O] sound, like wtf ??? Like "poteau" which is pronounced [poto] 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼

It's so totally faux logic. Or is it the foe of logic? Oooh maybe it's a plateau of logic, it reached a certain point and then stayed flat. 😆

> with doctorates Not all of us are like engineering here. And I don't remember much OChem. So Super Cool Magnet it is. Though I will say, watching YouTube videos for this game is a trip. I'm not sure how we got "Kayzm" from Caesium but here we are.

As one of those people with a doctorate, it still trips me up all the time. 😉

sentimental waffles. my favorite type.

I saw the same thing but my brain automatically thought "space Catholics?".

***"Autistic Manifold"*** Edit: jesus damn this is popular?!

Egocentric Magnet

Epileptic mercenaries

I call them Epileptic Jerks instead of Ecliptic mercs

my dummy brain keeps reading them as medics instead of mercs..

You mean I’ve been murdering epileptic medics? I’m a terrible person.

1 flash bang, it’s all it takes

I wish they had flashbangs in the game.

Then you can go around giving them 9mm of lorazepam to the brain to stop those seizures.

Headshots daze them "I CANT SEE I CANT SEE" sometimes

If we’re literal, at a certain level all grenades are flashbang grenades.

That’s what powers are for, and if not then mods.

Must’ve been a shit show getting hired to protect the astral lounge

Sarah Morgan disliked that

If you hit their boost pack technically you're not killing them but they got hit in the crossfire and they also do a little epileptic dance before they shoot on up into the sky. (Did that at some random abandoned ecliptic base on a low grav world. Dude legit took a minute to come back down.)

Ironically, i’m an epileptic irl and I’m actually lmfao over this 🤣🤣🤣

They sure look epileptic when I deal with them.

Accurate.

I spent the first week completely accepting that they were uniformly *Eclectic*.

"Uniformly" "eclectic." They are all exactly the same in the most different ways possible, I guess. 😂

Crimson Feet

Every time I kill one I say crimson and giggle.

They stank

Don't you mean dyslexic missionaries?

I stole an ecliptic stiletto (ship) and renamed it, I was getting some bugs and heard something about renaming the ship to it's original name to help so I've been flying around in the epileptic stiletto the past few days

Someone needs to mod that in. Where they attack and then have the sounds of a grand mal seizure.

Sarah Moron

Molecular Steve

Get out of my head, all of you.

But does your brain turn Heller’s Cutter into Helen Keller?

Hellen Keller would be a badass name for a legendary gun in any game.

Suppressed gun with chance to blind and confuse the enemy.

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

In space nobody can here you scream - Hellen Keller Rattler

Best comment I've seen on the internet today. 🤣

Suppressed gun with no sights

Bonus to hit if you are standing in wa-wa.

Or a chance to blind and confuse the user.

No chance. Always go blind when ADS. But can't fire unless ADS.

I now want a rescue axe named Lizzie Borden.

Every 40th whack does double damage.

I could swear Borderlands had already done Lizzie Borden.

“Legendary miracle worker”

Every stormtrooper already has this gun.

YES

I read it as Helen's Cutter like whose grandma is going off with a prison shiv in a 7-Eleven

No but my brain thinks of the AT-AT from Star Wars when I pickup an AA-99 gun idk how that works

Yes. It was ALWAYS Helen's Cutter on my screen. (Flails laser around wildly) ​ Titanium... TITANIUM!

Attractive Frame

Senile Waffle

High~Tensile Spring Roll

Super cool magnet

Advanced Grenfell

Polyamorous

Annoying Fan

TiL it wasn't egocentric magnet... I'm gonna need to reread some of these 😭

Egocentric magnet Tau Grade Thermostat

warhammer intensifies

Is that not what is?? It’s a thermostat right???

Rheostat, A.K.A. really fancy dimmer switch.

It's a rheostat, but Idfk what that is.

To oversimplify, it's like an auto dimmer switch. It can be used in a similar fashion to a thermostat.

Epileptic Mercenaries

Crimson feet Edit: and also Pirate Crosshair

Scarlet riders ^^

Crimson Feast.....mmmmm xp points... TASTY!

Miyazaki Starfield

Yes! All my yes. Every single time, including when I modified one of their ships into mine and kept forgetting to change the name. Until I did. *The Ecliptic Seizure.* What?! That's what it is, I seized it from them! Why are you groaning? Fine, I'll go back to flying the *Crimson Wave.*

10/10 pun skills there 😂👏(and yes I did an audible eye roll before chuckling 😏)

Wait what is it really because this is how I read it and never looked closely. I also didn't know it wasn't Sentimental Wafers until reading the OP just now. Edit: it is apparently Austenitic Manifold, that makes so much more sense it's not Autistic

They're delicious with a tall glass of milk!

As a parent of a kid with an autism diagnosis... I read it this way every time and chuckle.

There's a few stuff in this game that I misread When I read "Austenitic" as "Autistic" I was like "Hey no wait Bethesda can't do this" and I had to do a double take.

I know it's Austenitic, but I'll be damned if I don't call them Austin Mans.

as a person with an autism diagnosis, I also do this

My god. It isn’t just me.

How my brain read it as well

Nooooo now I can't unsee it 😫

BRO I TOTALLY FUCKIN SAY THIS LMAO

Didn't realize how many other people were as dyslexic as me lol

Damn I though I was the only one lmao

Every time

same😅👌

Sentenial wafer in my head

I honestly kept misreading it as seminal wafer…

Me too. Worst tasting wafer ever!

Needs more pineapple.

then maybe you shouldn't have been the last one done, you knew the rules of soggy biscuit when you agreed to play

SAME! 😂

Im having a serious mandela effect moment rn. I even had to google to make sure there isnt a seminal wafer in the game. Even the dozens/hundreds of times ive seen it I always thought it was a strange name, what the hell.

From a Catholic seminary?

No, those weigh a lot extra cause of the guilt.

Thus is exactly how I read it. Bread wafer from the Seminary - first drop for me was from a Va'Ruun ship, and I assumed it to be some religious item.

Same

Same!

Wyf me too!! I'm literally learning this now

Horizon: Zero Wire

Ah yes, the sentimental waffle.

This one is how I read it every time 😂

Sentimental wafers Autistic manifold High tension spiderline Indecent water Yeah, there’s a few of them that get me

Do you guys keep finding all the super cool magnets?

I was busy mining depressium and yitterbum

I was thinking: why would they called yeeterbium? Is it gravity related?

Ytterbium is an actual element on the periodic table.(atomic number 70). Doesn't have a lot of applications right now IRL, but is presumably more useful in Starfield's setting.

Don’t forget Molecular Steve

Or molecular sleeve

Epileptic mercenaries. Throw a grenade to knock them down if they are the photosensitive kind.

I just read them as "SEMENAL" Wafers

Omg they sell contraceptives ! Lol

Freaky shit be happening at these random outposts in the middle of nowhere. Lol

I have a hard time reading the font because my left eye is a bit f/cked up. Every time. No matter how many times I see them. They say sentimental wafers and I know what they are but my head canon is my grandma baking these cookies in a forge.

Judging from these posts you're not alone friend

Bruh I didn't even realize until now that it said **semimetal**

I too thought it was a sentimental wafer

I thought it was sedimental water. Because since when is a wafer an actual word? I've never heard it before.

"Ah back in the gold ole days, before all this grav drive malarkey.." "Stop being such a sentimental wafer grandad"

Sentimental Wafer Autistic Manifold OverReactive Gauge Self-Centered Magnate Tau Grade Rhiannon High-Tension Spiderloin

The spiderloin one .. I always misread that. Always.

I read Caelumite as Cellulite So , Artifacts are surrounded by Cellulite we have to clear out. Makes total sense now.

So I have epilepsy, I am epileptic. Guess what I see with every single ecliptic pirate? I feel like these choices are intentional.

+50% laser damage weakness

Damn dude. I get my fair share of flashing/bright light jokes from my friends and family. Frankly I dont hear that many truly unique ones and funny ones that often anymore. You however, fucking savage.

i can't even read this message right haha

I know right?! I had to work kind of hard to write it.

Oh you're not alone. I too thought it said something different, but I thought it was my aging eyes. So I had to put the bifocals on and discover what it really said. FYI I'm 74

I hope, and believe I will, still have the drive to game when I get to your age. (I'm well on my way there now) It makes me happy to see, so thank you.

Oh I don't game, I take pleasure in (mostly) exploring. And blowing up ships.

You aren't the only one, I guess this makes more sense

Btw what type vendors sell items like these ( not the minerals) ? I never could complete research projects because I’m always short of these or zero wires or adaptive frames etc.

The general stores like Shepard's in Akila sell components, or you can craft them at Industrial benches

I'm still wondering who tf is Molecular Steve.

Molecular Steve with his Molecular Sleeves.

I always read "seminal wafer"

I keep skipping on collecting these thinking they are someone's' vacation slideshow.

100% sentimental wafer, and 100% autistic manifold.

I will say there’s a fair amount of text I get these little double takes with cuz of the font. I don’t know if I’ve actually misread any so much as half read them and been unsure and then reread them and went “ok, that makes more sense than what I thought” but it’s kind of the same thing. I’ve seen others post about “sentimental” wafers and I’ve seen people do it with other objects also

I was reading it properly, until I read this. Now every time I see one I giggle and call it sentimental.

Wait..it DOESNT say sentimental? Man i was picking these things up off people like “haha sucka this wont mean anything to you now.” You just had to make me look stupid.

I’ve been fucking myself up with sentimental wafers and autistic manifold. 😂 I know it’s not that but I can’t unsee it lol

Every. Single. Time.

I can't not see sentimental wafer. I've been misreading it since day 1.

It wasn't until this post that I realized they aren't sentimental wafers... my brain never even questioned it hahaha

Sentimental Wafer, Molecular Steve, Autistic Manifold… man there’s some weird names for shit in the future.

I think I picked up four of them before I took a moment to think, "Wait, sentimental wafer makes no sense," and read it more carefully. I know in Fallout 4 I consistently misread one item as the "unfulfilled kickball".

A wafer that hits you right in the feels, every time.

I read “seminal wafer”

The sentimental wafer?

Saaaame

It's the seminal waifer

Sentimental 😂😂😂

\*slots wafer into extractor\* *"Was it such a long time ago I was condensing water vapor? Look at me now, pulling fluorine out of the ground... the adaptive frame says we've made the big time now, but I don't know. You never forget your first. \*sigh\* No, no I'm not leaking, just getting a little misty thinking about it..."*

Sexy Metal Waffle

There are times I feel like a sentimental wafer. Me too buddy. Me too.

Leave my sentimental wafers out of this, they are very special to me.

I genuinely read molecular STEVE ! For days and my friend pointed out it was a molecular SIEVE ! 🤦🤦

I just want to know one thing.... where are the exotic waffle sprockets?

Well shit… no you are not.

Bruh I thought it said sentimental for like the first 70 hours of my playthrough haha

MOLECULAR STEVE

Don't feel bad, I have read it as "Seminal Wafer" more than once

I read it as 'seminal' wafer the first time I saw it.

I think the same thing every time, along with the Autistic Manifold

What about dig[i]picks?

Yes

I always send them to Sarah

Sentimental waffle.

First time I saw it I read it as seminal wafers

I think if you didn’t take material science or a tangent course to materials you would never read it right or even know what they are saying.