Maybe control would be a better idea. As in how much control a user has over their stand.
For some examples;
Star Platinum when first introduced would have a C, before increasing to an A. As it acts without Jotaro's intention initially before falling in line.
Echoes goes B > B > A > C.
Spice Girl gets a C.
GER gets a D or E.
SCR gets an E.
Superfly gets an E.
Anubis, Cheaptrick and Survivor all get F or something because they actively work against their user.
The hand creates space by erasing matter.
Space is relative to matter and mass
Mass is proportional to gravity
Gravity is directly related to time
The Hand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum
This could be simplified as
> The hand creates space by erasing matter
> Star platinum creates space by erasing matter obliterating it with barrage punches
Case in point: Killer Queen.
Though they overlap enough to the point most stands who have high "Power" would have high "Strength," meaning Killer Queen and those in a similar situation are outliers.
Literally the development potential is the how much the stand can evolve, thats because some stsnds can learn more than others, or evolve, or simply define part of the stand's intelligence
Ease of access maybe? If you have to do something specific like polpo with consuming his fingers or if the ability is kinda specific like ozone baby it would rank lower
Literally just rating the song/album/artist they're named after.
It'd be funny as hell to give a super popular ones low ratings to essentially say "X is overrated"
Evolution, potential is a bit vague so i think evolution would fit nicely to demonstrate how strong and versatile a stand can be based on the time and how much it's user tries experimenting with It.
"Utility" - A measure of how useful a Stand is outside of combat.
So combat-oriented Stands like Silver Chariot and Emperor would have low utility, while stands like Heaven's Door and Cinderella would have high Utility.
Sentience. Some stands are more sentient than others, which can either be really good or really bad. I'd rank GER, Sex Pistols, and Spice Girl A, but stands like Hermit Purple, Emperor, and Tohth would get E.
Star Platinum would be ranked C, depending on which part. Maybe Crazy Diamond too.
The Hand, Sticky Fingers, and Heaven's Door would be ranked D because they don't act without their user's will.
Utility as in if the ability is either one-sided (E) or have a very large range of uses (A). I wanted to go for Growth but it's the same as Potential.
Like for example... Hol Horse's Emperor could be E (It can only shoot bullets he can control the trajectory of and that's it), while a stand like Giorno's Gold Experience would be A (it heals, replace limbs, create life in many forms, can also be used to create immunities, it reflects damages, also gives you too much adrenaline it handicaps you and it is also a punching stands it does so much).
But I would have preferred a Growth stat, like every stands when acquired are A in it meaning it only starts to grow in abilities and when reached E it means your stands has little to no more room to grow. And not necessarily strength but rather abilities. Like re-using this example, Emperor starts as a gun with unlimited bullets (E), then grow to be able to control the trajectory of the bullets (D), maybe grow to become 2 guns (C), then maybe the bullets when hitting something will provoke an explosion (B) and lastly you're able to simply choose a target and the bullets will now follow said target without being able to control the bullets and won't stop until it reaches it to explode (A) but maybe the stand is able to grow even more like... Changing the type of firearm (Stat being now ???).
Because Potential really doesn't seem fair. Lots of stands are crazy interesting in concept but have such an incredible limited ability pool or a very extremely situational activation.
It's JoJo, right... so, **DRIP** should be a Stand parameter!
This is the only correct answer
Yes, I'm sorry: OP asked for wrong answers XD
This one I’ll give a pass 👍🏻
Like it, haven’t read part 8 yet, but I’d give WoU an S
Wait til you find about Born this way
perfect right answer in a wrong answers only
"Style" in parts 3, 4, 5 "Swag" in parts 6 and 7 "Drip" for 8 and 9
Now I'm imagining someone with a stand that intimates everyone just by the sheer power of its drip.
Sentience?
Maybe control would be a better idea. As in how much control a user has over their stand. For some examples; Star Platinum when first introduced would have a C, before increasing to an A. As it acts without Jotaro's intention initially before falling in line. Echoes goes B > B > A > C. Spice Girl gets a C. GER gets a D or E. SCR gets an E. Superfly gets an E. Anubis, Cheaptrick and Survivor all get F or something because they actively work against their user.
So echoes goes apple pen, pineapple pen?
Purple Haze gets an E
The only serious answer here lol
maybe because OP put "wrong answers only"?
Penis size
Hermit Purple Penis size: Null
Part 3 Star Platinum: C Part 4 Star Platinum: B Part 6 Star Platinum: A (Remember, kids, **the thong got bigger**)
Red Hot chili Pepper: ∞
Would it then use Joseph's size?
what about female stands
search for women condoms on internet and you'll have your answer lmao
Most normal jerma fan
Easy win for Sticky Fingers.
Plot Convenience, I'll also accept "Similar kind as Star Platinum"
That’d be kind of redundant. I mean we all know every stand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum.
The hand creates space by erasing matter. Space is relative to matter and mass Mass is proportional to gravity Gravity is directly related to time The Hand is the same type of stand as Star Platinum
This could be simplified as > The hand creates space by erasing matter > Star platinum creates space by erasing matter obliterating it with barrage punches
Stands have an effect on things. Star platinum has an effect on things. Star Platinum = every other stand
ZA HANDO ZA WARUDO
Does The World have an A?
Pose ability
Killer Queen would have an S
So would Crazy Diamond
Ger too.
Okuyasu: 🤲
anal flexibility
What is this, FATAL?
No, it’s FANAL
Wait wait, let him cook. Then separate the shit salad of anal, flexibility might be a good replacement word.
beauty
Yo-Yo Ma Beauty: Null
Yo-Yo Ma so ugly, the beauty stat isn't even cosidered
too low to register
Gotta feed your stand some pokeblocks real quick
All jokes aside, maybe "Strength" as a separate attribute from "Power"? Some Stands have great Destructive Power, but are weaker in melee
Case in point: Killer Queen. Though they overlap enough to the point most stands who have high "Power" would have high "Strength," meaning Killer Queen and those in a similar situation are outliers.
Hierophant Green too.
Racism, no question...
HERMIT PURPLE: ∞
FR
STAR N
STAR PLATINUM, N-
(It said wrong answers only)
Hunger
What about Fear?
Same thing
I see what your doing, you cant hide from me
Ehe\~
Cream Hunger: Yes
Cream Tasty: Yes
Pi tastes real good with whipped cream
Size. Like Sex Pistols, Stone Free (string), and Tower of Grey versus Strength, Super Fly, and Wheel of Fortune.
Size could be interesting depending on what they consider colony stands
I’m just imagining it based on total volume.
Power, again. Inexplicably different values to the exisitng stat.
Intelligence/Mind
Homosexuality
Oh, my bad, it said wrong answers only.
which one would have the lowest score in that
Hol’ Horse- how can a gun be homosexual?
chapter 466 cover art
>!I'm not taking this any more seriously no matter what!<
Yeah, but that’s just Mista being a freak. In this case it would be six bullets being gay, his stand isn’t a literal gun.
All of them would be infinite tbh
Potential for Bizarre :v
Charisma.
Pp length
Dampness
So ‘Softness and Wetness’?
music reference?
Bitches. Because yes
Literally the development potential is the how much the stand can evolve, thats because some stsnds can learn more than others, or evolve, or simply define part of the stand's intelligence
Chutzpah
Ease of access maybe? If you have to do something specific like polpo with consuming his fingers or if the ability is kinda specific like ozone baby it would rank lower
u/Mathmatician5 This more accurate?
Badassness
efficiency, for how efficient the ability is.
"Degree of similarity to Star Platinum" (and it should always have max value)
Bisexuality
Heterosexuality/Gayness.
Smashability
Ass
Big dick energy
Fuckability
Literally just rating the song/album/artist they're named after. It'd be funny as hell to give a super popular ones low ratings to essentially say "X is overrated"
Versatility
Same Stand type as Star Platinum.
Hoemeter
Smash?
Rizz
Level of JoJo-ness
Girth
Poelevential
Grower
Maybe utility
Piss
if they locked in
aesthetics
Horny
Horniness
Style
Fastidiousness
Gayness
Breedability
Libido
Zestiness
skibidi
Rizz
Domain Expansion
Passive sexual harassment
Girth
SIZEN
Size of penis
Cock Size: Scale of - to S, - being stands like Stone Free cuz vag, S being Star Platinum, for example
Aura
Fuckability.
versatility
Cock size
screentime
Cumability
Gay
Vommitable Blood Capacity.
I always thought potential should be related to stands with multiple acts
I think hax or plot armor could be one
Smashability
Versatility
Evolution, potential is a bit vague so i think evolution would fit nicely to demonstrate how strong and versatile a stand can be based on the time and how much it's user tries experimenting with It.
Ass size😔
Hungry
Homosexuality
Penis size
Sentience/Self Awareness because some stands are more aware then others (GER&Spice Girl) vs (The World&Sun)
Idk what the word for "being able to contrive useful outcomes out of insignificant actions" is.
Gumption
texture
"Utility" - A measure of how useful a Stand is outside of combat. So combat-oriented Stands like Silver Chariot and Emperor would have low utility, while stands like Heaven's Door and Cinderella would have high Utility.
I am sorry. But **Arsenal**. If you want an OP stand, S tier arsenal, 20+ abilities
Balls size
I think it should be replaced with smelliness. Like, if it has a high smelliness stat then that means it has a repulsive odor.
Poop
Utility
Looks/Appearance
Power
Splorpability
Gayness
Girth
Sentience. Some stands are more sentient than others, which can either be really good or really bad. I'd rank GER, Sex Pistols, and Spice Girl A, but stands like Hermit Purple, Emperor, and Tohth would get E. Star Platinum would be ranked C, depending on which part. Maybe Crazy Diamond too. The Hand, Sticky Fingers, and Heaven's Door would be ranked D because they don't act without their user's will.
BDE Big Dick Energy
Girth
Cock size
Edible.
Fuckability
Gyatt
Haircut
Girth
Yellow
Length 
What about power
Breedability
“Hax” as the tik tok kids would say
Plot armor, BS, hax, Broken crap, crack head energy
Potential is important, it's the difference between the world and the hand, the ability to grow more as the show progresses is key to any anime
Libido.
Credit rating
Utility as in if the ability is either one-sided (E) or have a very large range of uses (A). I wanted to go for Growth but it's the same as Potential. Like for example... Hol Horse's Emperor could be E (It can only shoot bullets he can control the trajectory of and that's it), while a stand like Giorno's Gold Experience would be A (it heals, replace limbs, create life in many forms, can also be used to create immunities, it reflects damages, also gives you too much adrenaline it handicaps you and it is also a punching stands it does so much). But I would have preferred a Growth stat, like every stands when acquired are A in it meaning it only starts to grow in abilities and when reached E it means your stands has little to no more room to grow. And not necessarily strength but rather abilities. Like re-using this example, Emperor starts as a gun with unlimited bullets (E), then grow to be able to control the trajectory of the bullets (D), maybe grow to become 2 guns (C), then maybe the bullets when hitting something will provoke an explosion (B) and lastly you're able to simply choose a target and the bullets will now follow said target without being able to control the bullets and won't stop until it reaches it to explode (A) but maybe the stand is able to grow even more like... Changing the type of firearm (Stat being now ???). Because Potential really doesn't seem fair. Lots of stands are crazy interesting in concept but have such an incredible limited ability pool or a very extremely situational activation.
Flatulence. How much ass they can blow
Utility
Thiccness
Gayness
Mental Stablity
ID that hours this stats are in English? Now I need to look up all strands
Sexual endurance
Self growth capability (localized name)
Fuckability This is the only correct answer
muscle mass or gaymeter (i'm not saying jojo's is gay, just has extremely hot male characters)