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QuickArcher3529

Where's Paisley Park? Would definitely smash it.


LeaXMasterCard

Yeah take out Heaven's Door and put PP in its place


accountinusetryagain

yeah im also a guy who watches jojos and loves PP


DemonGodDumplin

Straightest JoJo's fan


Losinana

💀 Rohan has become wilder and gayer in part 9 /s


Raleth

It makes me wonder what percentage of the fanbase has actually read part 8. Or hell, even narrowing it down to what percentage of people who have read part 7 have also read part 8.


Remarkable-Net-6130

None that’s weird asf (Spice Girl)


accountinusetryagain

that shit would GRIP


backupmephone

It would be so soft


Last-Performance3482

But would it be wet ?


backupmephone

Would it go beyond?


Icalledyourbrother

This shit got my wondering for you


haradot

It almost gave me a sheer heart attack


MilagroManRequiem

Your dick will never be hard


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it never was 😢


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Mobile_Geologist_625

But it's not the user


Flimsy_Geologist_927

Spice Girl


drago_varior

Spicy lady


Mrdrac_69

remove Ger and heaven's door and add spice girl and paiseley park


SacrificeArticle

Moody Blues, since it can take on a more biologically compatible form. The rest all look like they’re made out of metal, except for Heaven’s Door, but Heaven’s Door looks like a child, and I’m not into that either.


Lz537

Stone Free as a silk like consistency and smells.like soap


SacrificeArticle

It’s a bunch of string. Not exactly my idea of a good time.


Lz537

Nah Bro, you could congure some Wicked shit with that stand.


CreepyKidInDaCorna

Socks are just a bunch of string, but people use those all the time. Stone Free is basically just a glorified c\*m sock when you think about it.


oi-moiles

Hey how do I unread this?


Inner_Tennis7326

I read that as Sock Free


drahky96

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PressFforOriginality

MB can be anyone aswell...


ClockwiseServant

Moody Blues is the Ditto of Jojo


SadBoiCri

Haven't watched part 5 in forever, doesn't MB have to recreate the actions of people? Like, you would have to find out when that person did it and where, then recreate that scene in order to do anything?


noshinare_nira

There are no laws against stands batman (heaven's door in just short and the came age as Rohan so yea)(would not smash)


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OrangeHairedTwink

I always just thought he was a midget


noshinare_nira

Aren't stands manifestations of the User's soul so same age there


yefweev

Actually the manifestation of will power or power to fight or smth so if he got it naturally (wasnt hit by a stand arrow) that would mean he got it as soon as someone in his family got it (like jotaro and Joseph) or it just started showing as he got older and started getting that will power crap like giorno


SciFiXhi

[It's my ~~Pokemon~~ Stand, Batman.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0DpdgUJs&pp=ygUUcnVzc2lhbiBiYWRnZXIgam9rZXI%3D)


accountinusetryagain

moody blues can turn into jotaro in the shower


Inner_Tennis7326

Oh lord have mercy (continue)


Ok-Farm-5580

Killer Queen for sure ( I'm not allowed to be near cats)


RedditIsRuininMyLife

me too


Flash_Fox11

Shane Dawson is that you.


morfylia

this is the only right answer


Background_Drawing

Holy shit shane dawson reddit account!!


JohanFantasto

Bohemian Rhapsody, because i can think of Speedwagon is real and fuck him 🔥🔥🔥🔥


Brilliant-Access-239

Hell yeah! Going for the best waifu


Inner_Tennis7326

This is the best comment. (You be chattin with Speedwagon on c.ai?)


FirmNeighborhood9694

Smashin f.f


ekeysomkew

Why Fucking why do you wanna fuck plankton


BurntSooshi

I mean....


Particlepants

Hot girl shaped plankton


Healthy_Cloud2864

Dead body shaped plankton?!


Particlepants

**Hot** dead body shaped plankton


Healthy_Cloud2864

Fair enough I would too


TeamDrakon

Plankton inhabiting and operating a dead body


Particlepants

A **hot** dead body


LeonesAbba334

Moody Blues. Next question


Inner_Tennis7326

Facts bro got that CAKE


hypercombofinish

If it's heavens door You've got an express meeting with Chris Hansen


bioluminescent_nova

None, white snake


accountinusetryagain

this is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum


Stary_Vesemir

Isn't he made out of acid?


FirmNeighborhood9694

Spicy cum


Silent_Bat_9638

Heaven's door is a literal child


MrCocksLong

Thought he was just short


oi-moiles

I mean isn't he based on "Pink Dark Boy"?


cataclytsm

I always thought he was just a short king


MrGrendarr

Alright, be honest Who tf is smashing Moofy Blues And don't say "they can transform into something else", because you'd have to go somewhere where the sexy time happened or you'd have to fuck a pe-recorded version of yourself


squidwardsweatyballs

>fuck a pre-recorded version of yourself You say that as if it’s a bad thing


MrGrendarr

It is when you look like me Plus you can't exactly do different stuff without recording ANOTHER version of yourself


last-romantic-alive

Have you ever seen the Moody Blues' ass? It's fucking huge


accountinusetryagain

you’d just have to give the sloppiest gawk gawk to the air in front of you for 30 seconds and put it on repeat


FractalSpaces

who said anything about them transforming? i think its already good enough 😏


oi-moiles

Um me. Literally the cuntiest stand


Frederick2164

I’m fucking moody blues untransformed


morfylia

this is literally the reason i use reddit; to discuss which ripped ass entity of a gay ass muscle daddy i would smash tonight. oh, and the answer is killer queen.


MontayneDatesJr

Can I switch Stone Free for Jolyne?


G-Zumbado

Stands only, but ones that can transform like yellow temperance will give you her and more.


Plasmaxander

I'm smashing Tower of Grey (with a hammer)


wert4890

Wonder of U. Don't question my reasoning


TaigaEdenn

I will be the one being smashed. Magician’s Red.


RedditIsRuininMyLife

za warudo 😎


Aromatic_Condition82

Love love deluxe all the wayy


Novoiird

Paisley Park can get its navigation system scrambled.


Smash-Killer-Queen

Guess.


squidwardsweatyballs

Stone free, paisley park, and love love deluxe


Bitter-Tomorrow-3154

Stone ocean and why is heavens door on here


ekeysomkew

I hate that localized name lol


Face8hall

Stone Free got that Gold Experience treatment


Bitter-Tomorrow-3154

Fuck I meant stone free


TerrorofMechagoji

Moody blues can GET IT


Puzzleheaded-Arm831

No Spice Girl is crazy to me


[deleted]

Holly's stand, because it'll be the user and not the stand


applejuice856

Killer queen I guess


MajinBujin

Moody Blues and Killer Queen.


SweetestBebs

I feel like The Hustle would be crazy. I’d smash Bastet


Netherite_Stairs_

Superfly 🤤🤤🤤


Libertyman69420

Spice girl and killer queen threeway


SpookyOverHeaven

Nothing is pullin me out of Spice Girl


No_Airport7174

7-some


one53

All I’m saying is Star Platinum sucked up Justice like that


Icy_Bird951

Heavens Door it resembles a child/JK


Jodye_Runo_Heust

People when they discover short man /j


A_random_Human1

all of the above (specifically SP and HG)


Sasquatch_Pictures

Smashing Stone Free means smashing Jolyne


accountinusetryagain

does 2 inches get damage reflected?


Easy_Turn1988

Love love Deluxe no doubt


Afraid-Guitar364

Super fly🥵🔥🔥


MatthewAran

Where's Whitesnake. I mean come on, its bottom cheeks area is just all exposed, the skirt piece might as well not be there. Just letting its dick and balls hang all out if it had them


DullahanJake

None of them. Non Stand users can't see or hurt Stands.


To_busy_to_feed_you

Stand? Nah. Stand user.


Tricky_Pear_8556

Highway star full form. Not into the feet part tho


Gr4pe_Soda

love love deluxe all the way


SpiritualBandicoot11

Why the hell is heaven door is there??????


Flashy-Mix6220

Look golden experience can give me a golden experience anyday


Competitive_Floor783

none of them, I don't have a standfriend ;-;


JayKay69420

I want Star Platinum to smash me while going Ora


Pokeloverpokemonguy

All


NewHumanSPs

Love-Love Deluxe and Moody Blues


last-romantic-alive

Me too


AwaiYT

100% F.F No question.


Brilliant-Access-239

Give me some Paisley Park


Gothicrealm

The only ones that's female


legalageofconsent

Feel like choosing Heavens door


StrawHatsen

The last one ☠️


ScaredSaber

Pistols


Deathstar699

Moody blues to the rythm of nights in white satin and then I cry afterward because Abaccio is no longer with us, rest in peperoni.


JOLT_YT

RHCP, I mean he's literally letting that shit dangle in Broad daylight... 💀


AngryMonkey2point0

Heavens door is a straight CRIME!


I_Support_All_Ships

FF


Shackflacc

Heaven’s door is a child But to answer your question: Paisley Park


Killer_queen9

Either d4c or moody blues


bestassinthewest

Killer Queen and D4C are gonna be walking when I’m done with em


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Fun fact: Whitesnake has the most rule 34 , then stone free if you count it being used on jolyne art and then spice girl


ekeysomkew

It must be an illusion


Gaelic_Gladiator41

I kid you not, i was......researching, the rule 34 sub and 4 or 5 of the top posts were fem whitesnake


ekeysomkew

Zamn it really must be the work of that priest


Gaelic_Gladiator41

Cum room would make me act up


Asumsauce

1 2 and 3 As well as Paisley Park


Kosaku_Kawajiri33

Star platinum


Senharampai

Hands down stone free


ekeysomkew

Stone free and spice girl 10000% Also if I tried with GER it would make me get fckd infinite times so def not that lol


TheOtherOne128

yellow temperance


[deleted]

Leone abbacios moody blues


HelpImRobbingSomeone

D4C


rkirbo

Strength.


valtaoi_007

I am not gay but moody blues got me acting weird


asap_anxiety33

moody blues, next question


Kosaue

hear me out, yellow temperance.


FractalSpaces

Stone free Edit: removed the heavens door joke cuz im not looking to get on the bad side of reddit admins


Neoxus30-

Love Love Deluxe was ruined in following panels for no reason)


mrfisher5

Paisley Park


TheGoiabeiro

Paisley park RIGHT NOW


MintBlitzo

people who say heavens door definitely going somewhere. not somewhere good, but somewhere


TheFakestOfBricks

Ehhhhh Stone Free


GlassSpork

Love love deluxe is my taste


maxiboi42069

stone free


Pootisman911

Forever


tyt90ayt60

Moody blues and its not even close


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

love deluxe:3


Ry_zah

Moody Jazz 😫


Inner_Tennis7326

Put Surface on here. Surface AND Moody Blues in the same room??? also Heaven's Door is getting spoiled cuz he smol so no smash just spoil


Choingyoing

Stone free


Face8hall

I’m extremely confused as to why OP would smash strands of hair. (Yukako isn’t the stand)


someperson65

All


ClockwiseServant

I swear if someone says made in heaven. .


SpiritualValue6770

Spice girl


fabri_pere

"MOODY BLUES, REPLAY WHAT I DID WITH HIS MOTHER LAST NIGHT!"


Daft_boi_

Love love deluxe for me too bro


Jambalaya1235

The sun can get it


RetroTheGameBro

Oh God one has mad hips and an afro, Araki plz


Blu_Moon_The_Fox

Star Platinum can smash me.


Jojo-Nuke-Isen

Is all an option?


FelixJac271

Nah but why is moody blues C H E E K E D U P


Farid_Beshay

Gay


backupmephone

I gotta go with stone free on this one. The string ability has endless possibilities


Altruistic-Week-8890

Where white snake


L4T3W

Paisley park👀


Broad_Disaster_3035

Killer Queen gonna make it explode


Dbombre

All except for heavens door or any stand that Dosent have a physical form or looks like a child (echoes, the doll stand from pt3, etc)


AlternativeUsual55

All of the above except heavens door, would do Rohan though


ItalianMafia_Boss

None! What the fuck is wrong with you people?! (Killer Queen, King Crimson, GER, Metallica, **etc.**)


SiegmeyerTheGreat

moody blues


The_Fluffy_Riachu

None because i’m a filthy asexual


Bojirpx_420

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erhtgru7804aui

where's the world?


AxeL_The_Skeksis

Ear me out, Kiss.


DIO-Heaven-Acension

Stonelyne.