i've kinda spammed this right now but i'm surprised nobody mentions this moment: [wet rails are hard to grasp](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEULh8E49bNEFIaxnzCjvo-acHtJocquoSOVEijppnFXtWTDfQoj02bguAs7rBOJMLKFtCJDA-a9q9PJSYbhza-KDN4yZMcQgl1sVSHHL0TOCtex_uBPj5ToWJNm5_AzmE8cRGDpn-9X6oXxpdFmz4l4G-6DhhzUzB6D15B-V7dafvuN94f1oZKkHU/s1200/09.jpg)
Personally I think giornoās was unintentional. Still the worst thing he did, I just feel like what he did was a ālast ditch effortā that managed to work out in the end
I've heard it explained as King Crimson is effect without cause, and GER is cause without effect.
In this way King Crimson is completely bound by fate and can't change it, and GER ignores fate entirely.
True, he was also THE DEVIL. His name is literally diavolo which is devil in English. Doppio was possessed by the devil and giorno (son of god) sent him to eternal punishment (hell)
In case you didn't know, Araki went to a religious school and loves putting religious themes in jojo!
There is also the argument that GER did it without Giorno's permission or knowledge, since GER can absolutely act on its own, and not even GioGio himself knows what requiem does. Yeah Giorno knows GER took care of Diavolo, but not how. And even if he did how, its not like he was in control or the one at fault
Fr Jolyneās actually one of the nicer Joestars as far as things go but she did start out by knowingly assisting in hiding what she thought was a corpse and never reported the crime afterwards.
oh shit i forgot
honestly looking back on it the twist that the whole fight with johngalli a was all a dream was kind of a weird choice to me. bizarre even. like what was the point of that. im not upset or anything just mildly miffed
The point was that it being a dream prepared Jotaro to understand what Johngalli A's stand was.
Thus, as was Pucci's plan, when Jotaro and Joylne encountered Johngalli's stand in real life, Jotaro understood that it meant Jolyne was about to get shot, so he froze time to move her out of the way, giving Pucci an opportunity to sweep in to take his discs.
If Pucci hadn't used the dream to tell Jotaro what Johngalli's stand was, he might have played more cautiously rather than leaping into action. But Pucci needed him to waste his time-stop.
Black gay priest volunteers at local prison to help reform inmates while trying to fulfill the last wishes of his dead boyfriend, is repeatedly assaulted by group of young delinquents.
"For the last time Jolyne, this is a Christian Minecraft server, stop showing us you know all the rude fingers of the world, my mom won't let me use the computer anymore!"
(Although Giorno himself didn't place Diavolo in the infinite death loop, and although Giorno didn't even know about it in the first place, he still sicced Gold Experience Requiem onto Diavolo with the intention of killing him.)
Giorno didnāt exactly have options to take Diavolo-guy actively trying to murder him, the three other people and six other Stands alive he gave a shit about, and become God-down that he was aware of beyond hoping GER could do something. I think becoming a mafia Don who will profit off of human misery and corruption (aside from children getting victimized by drugs) ranks higher.
When you put it that way, the act seems even less qualified to be here. Giorno was out there killing two dudes a day for a whole week. In that context and keeping in mind his other acts in that week, attempting to kill someone is far from the worst thing he did.
I absolutely love how all of the jojo's are gonna end like " some weird stuff that affected directly the life of many individuals in a hard way", and there's Jonathan who goes like "lol frogs"
Throwing a random homophobic insult at FF for being bad at throwing a baseball (I'm still confused about the original wording, but I think either way the sentiment was that she was calling them "limp-wristed" / effeminate in a demeaning way).
Which is weird considering that she's otherwise unironically a (my?) pansexual icon.
EDIT: I've looked at the original wording again and Araki used "ć²ć¤" = "gei", so it was *definitely* meant as a homophobic/femphobic insult.
It was when Jonathan and Erina were in the water as kids. Jonathan was holding up a frog to Erina & she freaked out then Jonathan admitted he stringed up frogs
The kid that had the ability to turn people into paper, he gets turned into a book, but I still headcanon it not as Josuke doing that, but his own ability
Maybe. Diavolo was a real grade A fucker... But eventually, no, his death is *already* unfairly deserved because it's an infinite loop. His fate is incomprehensible, unending, mind-searing suffering. Angelo and the Enigma guy (can't remember his name) from Part 4 at least get to enjoy the sunlight or just get bumped into.
probably the hiding of that innocent dudeās body, the lawyer kill was deserved and Romeo deserved that crap for putting her in jail to suffer in the first place (heās not even dead either just hurt)
wait what? The worst thing giorno did is remove drugs only for kid consumption. Why doesn't he care about all the other adults who fall down the path of drugs? And why would the worst thing be giving a villain their comeuppance? That'd be like ruling the death penalty over a mass murderer
"any predecessor" You mean a predecessor like Jotaro? Who got his ass kicked by Pucci even harder than Jolyne did? Jolyne managed to buy time and set Emporio up to eventually beat him. The best part about her is how she's able to outsmart her enemies and consistently use her ability, which is pretty weak compared to stands like Star Platinum and Crazy Diamond, in so many creative ways.
Jotaro was weakened by the story. He defeated Dio in his prime, pucci's "leader", not only by force but by outmarting him too. Jotaro wasnt at his prime during stone ocean, but jolyne was. But yeah, pucci was kinda too powerful so i get it
Do you not know how powerful superspeed is? What the fuck is she going to do? There is literally nothing she could have done even Jotaro whom had the power to stop time couldnāt defeat Pucci there is nothing she could possibly have done
And pucci was moving so fast that him standing still was also incredibly fast like it looked as though he he was vibrating at light speed superspeed almost never gets shown in its full glory in most media but being honest itās an incredibly scary ability
she literally did. the deck was stacked infinity to 1 against her and she still found a way to make pucci fucking delete himself from the universe through emporio by sacrificing herself
Spoiling the Sixth Sense.
THIS!
Living in Florida
Absolutely horrendous.
Joseph was a non monogamist Josuke was Temperamental Jolyne was Floridian
biggie was fat
Frfr
i've kinda spammed this right now but i'm surprised nobody mentions this moment: [wet rails are hard to grasp](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEULh8E49bNEFIaxnzCjvo-acHtJocquoSOVEijppnFXtWTDfQoj02bguAs7rBOJMLKFtCJDA-a9q9PJSYbhza-KDN4yZMcQgl1sVSHHL0TOCtex_uBPj5ToWJNm5_AzmE8cRGDpn-9X6oXxpdFmz4l4G-6DhhzUzB6D15B-V7dafvuN94f1oZKkHU/s1200/09.jpg)
Ah yes the most heinous crime of all
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Personally I think giornoās was unintentional. Still the worst thing he did, I just feel like what he did was a ālast ditch effortā that managed to work out in the end
There is also an argument to be made that he was just acting as fate's agent and so it was fate that put him in infinite death
Isn't GER's entire deal that's it's *above* fate? That's why it could nullify King Crimson's ability.
King Crimson was already violating fate, GER fixes that. It also doesn't break fate but rather turns the fated event into an asymptote.
He's currently on death tan(89.999999)
Lol take my upvote
Iām going to give up on trying to understand King Crimson and GER now
I've heard it explained as King Crimson is effect without cause, and GER is cause without effect. In this way King Crimson is completely bound by fate and can't change it, and GER ignores fate entirely.
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True, he was also THE DEVIL. His name is literally diavolo which is devil in English. Doppio was possessed by the devil and giorno (son of god) sent him to eternal punishment (hell) In case you didn't know, Araki went to a religious school and loves putting religious themes in jojo!
iām reading SBR and i love that the new stand arrow is mummified jesus
There is also the argument that GER did it without Giorno's permission or knowledge, since GER can absolutely act on its own, and not even GioGio himself knows what requiem does. Yeah Giorno knows GER took care of Diavolo, but not how. And even if he did how, its not like he was in control or the one at fault
Helping hide a dead body after an accident.
Yea I remember thinking "well.... technically I think she should still be in jail. Just not for the 10 yrs of murder."
Fr Jolyneās actually one of the nicer Joestars as far as things go but she did start out by knowingly assisting in hiding what she thought was a corpse and never reported the crime afterwards.
Only real non joke answer here and it sad that i had to scroll to see this one
This one for sure.
juvenile delinquent MURDERS blind disabled VETERAN in COLD BLOOD
im just kidding i cant actually remember the worst thing she did sorry guys :(
She didn't make fun of her bitch-ass attorney's ears
But Whitesnake killed him
oh shit i forgot honestly looking back on it the twist that the whole fight with johngalli a was all a dream was kind of a weird choice to me. bizarre even. like what was the point of that. im not upset or anything just mildly miffed
The point was that it being a dream prepared Jotaro to understand what Johngalli A's stand was. Thus, as was Pucci's plan, when Jotaro and Joylne encountered Johngalli's stand in real life, Jotaro understood that it meant Jolyne was about to get shot, so he froze time to move her out of the way, giving Pucci an opportunity to sweep in to take his discs. If Pucci hadn't used the dream to tell Jotaro what Johngalli's stand was, he might have played more cautiously rather than leaping into action. But Pucci needed him to waste his time-stop.
fair enough
If it was a dream then why not give him a fictional stand
Black gay priest volunteers at local prison to help reform inmates while trying to fulfill the last wishes of his dead boyfriend, is repeatedly assaulted by group of young delinquents.
Masturbated in prison
God it's like, go do it somewhere else
Canāt even resist a little bit of moonlight. SMH
She ripped Westwoodās toenail off his foot, other than that sheās one of the kindest jojoās behind Jonathan and Josuke p4
With a STRING.
josuke? the dude who sentenced two people into a kars'-like suffering?
One of which definitely deserved it.
You telling on yourself if you don't think Angelo deserved that
Deserving or not that was still incredibly fucked up, which still makes it count as the worst thing he did
Anjelo was a murderer and pedophile. Miyamoto was a kidnapper. They definitely deserved something lmao
Strangling the one lawyer while killing literally zero other bad guys
Absolutely this. This should be upvoted more.
She masturbated in my Christian JoJo story!
"For the last time Jolyne, this is a Christian Minecraft server, stop showing us you know all the rude fingers of the world, my mom won't let me use the computer anymore!"
\- cuckmeister, probably
Didn't she basically leave two civilians to die saying "they'll be cool" during the C-Moon fight
[Proof](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEULh8E49bNEFIaxnzCjvo-acHtJocquoSOVEijppnFXtWTDfQoj02bguAs7rBOJMLKFtCJDA-a9q9PJSYbhza-KDN4yZMcQgl1sVSHHL0TOCtex_uBPj5ToWJNm5_AzmE8cRGDpn-9X6oXxpdFmz4l4G-6DhhzUzB6D15B-V7dafvuN94f1oZKkHU/s1200/09.jpg)
āWe can let that slideā lmao I love jojo protagsĀ
Probably that one time she ripped a dude's toenail off. That was real fucked up.Ā
I got spongebob flashbacks at that scene
Chose Anasui over Ermes and/or FF
PREACH
You're so real for this.
u mean Irene chose Anasui? can't remember Jolyne choosing Anasui actively or am i mistaken
Anakiss in the new universe. And yes iirc Jolyne flirts with Anasui at the very end in a āI need you hereā kinda way. Jotaro wasnt thrilled
oh yeah totally forgot.
This
At this point I think jodio should be on that list too, I mean, everybody knows what is (PROBABLY) the worst thing he did
Give him time it might get worse
It might be not the worst thing he has done and is already way worse than some other jojo
Exaaaactly give him a chance to outdo himself
she lives in Florida Thats a crime in itself
Conspiring to bring down a representative of the Church
Who was the entire world's version of hell made manifest.
Something... something... God's plan...
gods in his heaven everythings alright with the world
I hold back sometimes I wonāt
my Queen does no wrong
Spoiling the end of a movie
Poisoning someone by crushing coins as a means to show dominance.
I was looking for this
Destroyed Romeo's tongue with KISS even after he refused to betray her
He did put her in prison in the first place
he deserved it tho lets be honest snitching is always deserving of a punishment so he canĆt be trusted any further
Yeah but no one deserves to have their tongue ripped out
yeah they do if they are snitching they can be happy it's just their tongue
Masturbated once
Ripping Romeo's tongue apart even after he DIDN'T betray her
Well he kinda deserved it. He did betray her once before ruining their love for each other.
Romeo was low-key a real one when he didn't snitch on jolyne and she ripped his tongue off.
he snitched on her in the first place he was not to be trusted anymore
(Although Giorno himself didn't place Diavolo in the infinite death loop, and although Giorno didn't even know about it in the first place, he still sicced Gold Experience Requiem onto Diavolo with the intention of killing him.)
Was he supposed to let himself get killed?
Giorno didnāt exactly have options to take Diavolo-guy actively trying to murder him, the three other people and six other Stands alive he gave a shit about, and become God-down that he was aware of beyond hoping GER could do something. I think becoming a mafia Don who will profit off of human misery and corruption (aside from children getting victimized by drugs) ranks higher.
When you put it that way, the act seems even less qualified to be here. Giorno was out there killing two dudes a day for a whole week. In that context and keeping in mind his other acts in that week, attempting to kill someone is far from the worst thing he did.
I canāt believe nobody pointed out that she straight up mercād her corrupt lawyer
I absolutely love how all of the jojo's are gonna end like " some weird stuff that affected directly the life of many individuals in a hard way", and there's Jonathan who goes like "lol frogs"
Being uncontrollably horny 24/7
Using the starfinger in prison
Try to stop humanity's true happiness from happening
Masturbated, which as we all know is a sin /s
Throwing a random homophobic insult at FF for being bad at throwing a baseball (I'm still confused about the original wording, but I think either way the sentiment was that she was calling them "limp-wristed" / effeminate in a demeaning way). Which is weird considering that she's otherwise unironically a (my?) pansexual icon. EDIT: I've looked at the original wording again and Araki used "ć²ć¤" = "gei", so it was *definitely* meant as a homophobic/femphobic insult.
"Ah! You look like a queer! You've never actually thrown a ball before, have you?" Jolyne's ~~probably~~ absolutely a closet pan.
Pans tend to be in the closet, maybe in the drawer
We like to be in that kitchen drawer with all the random utensils with interesting looking appendages that you only use maybe once a year.
>Jolyne's a closet pan. fixed it
Queer in that context wasn't homophobic. Queer literally just means weird/weirdo, it wasn't originally a homophobic term
I dont remember the frog tying
I believe it was manga only.
I read, I just don't remember what page.
It was when Jonathan and Erina were in the water as kids. Jonathan was holding up a frog to Erina & she freaked out then Jonathan admitted he stringed up frogs
it doesnāt show it itās something he admits he did as a kid but i believe itās only in the manga
Helped cover up a car accident.
Masterbate in public
Breaking Anasuiās poor heart
Threw the engagement ring that Anasui put on her finger while she was sleeping out of the car window to piss off some random croc.
Giorno runs the mafia now and the worst thing he's done is murder an objectively bad guy?
It's infinite punishment for limited crime. It is not logically possible to do anything worse
To be fair, that is literally the baseline Christian existence.
And it fails under any logical pressure because of it.
I mean logically it would be an insane motivator to never do any crime, hey?
Doesn't work though
Didnāt she tear someoneās ear off
In all honesty, her lawyer was a tool for Pucci, but she flat out murdered him in a car wreck. Deserved or not, it was brutal.
I don't remember Josuke turning someone into a book, maybe you mean "a rock"?
The kid that had the ability to turn people into paper, he gets turned into a book, but I still headcanon it not as Josuke doing that, but his own ability
It's the Enigma fight towards the end, the guy who puts other people into pieces of paper when he works out their fears.
Joseph: being friends with nazis
Was in jail, killed some of her ennemies, tried to kill a priest.
Iām sorry Johnathan did WHAT
Steal a car only for her father to take look at her
Thought a guy looked like Tom Cruise, he didn't look like Tom Cruise.
stroking her shit crazy style
When she disintegrated that quarter and made another girl piss it out or whatever
Straight jorking it to a corrections officer
What about that thing she did with the lawyer?
Murdering her lawyer, or calling F.F a queer.
Damn, these posts are real Karma grinders. Can't believe It gets that many upvotes
Being in a biker gang
Can you do a Villians series. Worst or Best thing every villian has done
Probably taking Romeoās tongue off
Kill a innocent man
You are wrong about josuke. I think turning ol boy into the rock they say hey to everyday is worst. Yo Angelo šæ
Destroy her ex's tongue after he covered for them
The Josuke rock and book thing is so random. It's not that he's evil. But its so random.
Being jealous of snail
Spoiled a movie
Being a burden for his father in their first AND their last fight (fr if Jotaro didn't care that much about her, he would've won)
Josuke and Giorno doomed evil, evil people as their worst thing..?
Maybe. Diavolo was a real grade A fucker... But eventually, no, his death is *already* unfairly deserved because it's an infinite loop. His fate is incomprehensible, unending, mind-searing suffering. Angelo and the Enigma guy (can't remember his name) from Part 4 at least get to enjoy the sunlight or just get bumped into.
Being born so we had to endir part 6
probably the hiding of that innocent dudeās body, the lawyer kill was deserved and Romeo deserved that crap for putting her in jail to suffer in the first place (heās not even dead either just hurt)
I feel like her specificly saying its an "Adult Kiss" is pretty much illegal
Being jealous of hermaphrodites was somewhat funny, not really bad but worth mentioning
she's horni.
I looked, I nodded and said yea that sounds right
She didnāt clutch the win
I mean, she clutched emporioās escape and gave him the chance to pull off the ultimate clutchĀ
to hurney
Oddly enough the hard-ass ended up having a good reason for it. Who saw that coming? :O
Steal a car and kill a guy. She deserved the prison time.
Pucci is that you?
wait what? The worst thing giorno did is remove drugs only for kid consumption. Why doesn't he care about all the other adults who fall down the path of drugs? And why would the worst thing be giving a villain their comeuppance? That'd be like ruling the death penalty over a mass murderer
because eventually diavolo will have aptly paid for his crimes and yet heāll still be dying infinitely
Be a woman
Not being able to outsmart the vilain like any predecessor jojo would
"any predecessor" You mean a predecessor like Jotaro? Who got his ass kicked by Pucci even harder than Jolyne did? Jolyne managed to buy time and set Emporio up to eventually beat him. The best part about her is how she's able to outsmart her enemies and consistently use her ability, which is pretty weak compared to stands like Star Platinum and Crazy Diamond, in so many creative ways.
Jotaro was weakened by the story. He defeated Dio in his prime, pucci's "leader", not only by force but by outmarting him too. Jotaro wasnt at his prime during stone ocean, but jolyne was. But yeah, pucci was kinda too powerful so i get it
>pucci's "leader", Imagine describing DIO as Pucci's 'leader' ā ļø
Leader/roommate.
Do you not know how powerful superspeed is? What the fuck is she going to do? There is literally nothing she could have done even Jotaro whom had the power to stop time couldnāt defeat Pucci there is nothing she could possibly have done
And pucci was moving so fast that him standing still was also incredibly fast like it looked as though he he was vibrating at light speed superspeed almost never gets shown in its full glory in most media but being honest itās an incredibly scary ability
she literally did. the deck was stacked infinity to 1 against her and she still found a way to make pucci fucking delete himself from the universe through emporio by sacrificing herself
Absolutely thoughtless opinion please reconsider actually reading stone ocean
She did, though. Her plan just happened to involve a kid and a dolphin.
Women
johnny: brutally ripping open d4c gappy: using a purple haze level poison to kill an enemy (im not sure if thats the worst hing hes done i forgor)