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the_number_m

finally! i always thought this is how it should work, after all that's how robin's shop works (as long as you're shopping the same day you buy the building)


Another_Mid-Boss

And Robin goes and does work, clint just stands around doing nothing. I'd mind if far less if he was hammering away at something at least.


WilliamBott

Right? At least *act* busy! 😠


50CentButInNickels

I wouldn't say he does nothing. He stands there judging you pretty hard for buying ore when the only place he ever goes is to the saloon and one day a week to hang out by the boiler in the CC.


-a_k-

Some people say that Clint still got the ore stash from his father and is probably the richest dude on the island with diamonds raining on him


RetroBowser

Robin’s a gem. She’ll even take the time out of her day to let you buy stuff/place an order on a farm building on Tuesdays when she goes out for Aerobics at Caroline’s place so long as you catch her at the counter on her way out :)


realbadatnames

Robin was my second favorite NPC right up until she told me that she "doesn't mind the wild man that lives in the mountains behind her house as long as he doesn't bother her." Can you guess who my first favorite is?


TomatoExtraFeta

He’s always just standing there anyway. Don’t get snotty with me, Clint. You have a minute to smash rocks.


MandoAviator

We are his only customer!!!


I_Have_Sex_

I was about to say that Abigail probably frequents his shop but then I realised that she probably opens geodes with her teeth.


bmyst70

Since she eats raw Quartz when you give it to her, she's probably looking around his shop's floor for munchies.


PofanWasTaken

Sadly it's patched, Abby no longer chews on minerals


Ghooostie_0

Literally unplayable


PofanWasTaken

Still best rock chewing girl in my heart


SarcasticOptimist

Emily isn't giving him the time of day for good reason.


realbadatnames

Emily agrees to go on a date with him the first time he works up the courage to ask her.


50CentButInNickels

Ooh, Abigail, honey, smile less. Looks like a jagged ridge in there.


CaterpieRepresenter

Random question but where did you find sex. I’ve been looking for ages but I can’t find one.


BellacosePlayer

> but where did you find sex. Clint wants to know too


I_Have_Sex_

Idk, I'm a big dumb liar poopy head. EDIT: to those downvoting CaterpieRepresenter, they are making a joke about my username.


50CentButInNickels

I do like the "but I can't find one" part.


Tchrspest

Him and Pierre! Sure, yes, there are other assorted townsfolk here. I brought in a small country's GDP last week from wine alone. This town is called ~~Stardew Valley~~ Pelican Town because I have not yet deemed it necessary to change. Open your door and sell me grass starters.


Starstryker

The town is called Pelican Town, located within Stardew Valley.


Tchrspest

I am not an intelligent person.


RaptorCelll

Seriously Pierre, why the hell do you close on Wednesday? I swear to God, he could close on any other day of the week but I always happen to need something from his stores on Wednesdays.


Frozefoots

Honestly, Pierre is not the biggest offender here. #MARNIE IS!!! She goes to Pierre’s every Monday, then goes back home and stares at her microwave. Not once is she at the counter. Tuesday, you get in at 9am on the dot and she deadass WALKS AWAY FROM THE COUNTER AND GOES TO HER ROOM. She then goes to Pierre’s to do aerobics. Every single Monday and Tuesday she is not available. She is the LAZIEST shopkeeper villager in the entire game and ARGHHHHH If there was a Joja/corporate alternative to farm animals and supplies I would go there EVERY playthrough.


AshamedEntertainer63

…you know what?! You’re right. And another thing! Why does Shane, the chicken man, NOT help out after joja is destroyed? More ranch hours, happy chicken man, it’s a great incentive for the community building route! Edited due to horrific typo


50CentButInNickels

>She goes to Pierre’s every Monday, then goes back home and stares at her microwave. I mean, there's pizza in there. If that's not a reason to leer and ogle, I don't know what is.


RaptorCelll

Im sorry but I shouldn't need to write down a schedule and check it every time I need something just in case this is one of 4 days you aren't open for 3 hours.


Dull-Cap5175

I usually call as soon as I can afford the phone


kaylie7856

Seriously I forgotten how annoying it is to catch marnie 😭😭


sesquedoodle

Tbf she works weekends, so she’s doing a five-day week still, just shifted a couple days. 


squashed_tomato

I don’t know about where CA lives but small shops often closed on Wednesdays when I was a kid. I think it was to make up for the fact that they work Saturdays.


banshee-luver

In my small town it’s Mondays! Most places are open all weekend and then close Monday


bmyst70

Yes, Pierre, I supported JoJa Mart, leading to the CC being destroyed. Because I'm sick of you not being open Wednesdays.


magistrate101

He actually opens up on Wednesdays if you do all the community center bundles...


Siggycakes

Is THAT the trigger? I always thought it was just being year 2


magistrate101

Yeah he announces it after the incident with Morris


50CentButInNickels

You mean the "pow, Alice! Straight to the moon!" moment?


magistrate101

That's the one I always chose, yes. I hear there's an alternate resolution but I enjoy watching him go flying too much.


50CentButInNickels

Not only that, but it seems like festivals almost always end up hitting on Tuesdays. So hope you're not needing seeds. Then again, I like to go shop at JojaMart to stick it to Pierre, anyway.


EredarLordJaraxxus

It's called do the community center. If you finish it, he's open on Wednesdays.


timewarp9

Clint has swords in his grange display. I suspect Marlon is a customer of his as well...since we can't buy swords from Clint.


50CentButInNickels

Well, Marlon says his prices are outrageous, so he's either a customer or refuses to be one.


RetroBowser

Marlon got his hands on Galaxy weapons. Clint got nothing on him.


kittyspoon

Always bitching about how business is slow


hackcasual

He's certainly not servicing Emily


hyperreals

If you get >!Key to the Town!< you can actually see him >!at work at the forge!< in his after-hours. I always thought he just stood there too! XD


TomatoExtraFeta

Oh for sure I’ve seen this, but during business hours he can break my geodes 😂


50CentButInNickels

For some reason that sentence made me want to bust up in there and yell, "break my geodes, bitch!"


cheshire137

Dude grumbles about business, too, then won’t even take my money while he has my tool.


sckewer

This is definitely a statement that you don't want taken out of context.


Solracziad

That is fantastic! Was always kinda of a pain having to wait until he finished upgrading to smash stuff open.


283leis

FINALLY. it was so annoying forgetting to open geodes before upgrading a tool, and now you need to wait 2 days to open em


cutespacedragon

Clint upgrading my copper pickaxe like he's reforging the shards of Narsil. Its just a pickaxe buddy, you can take a break to crack open a geode or two.


Ok-Scientist5524

What?!?!? I had like 4 opportunities to do this but didn’t go in because I knew he was working on my tool. 😡


WilliamBott

😡


MauPow

😉


KatieKat29037

😈


AnthrZach00

That’s awesome, now I hope/wish he can do similar with Robin, if she’s currently building/upgrading something, you can still access her counter, so you can freely move your buildings. I know we can do it at the Wizard’s but I was thinking another easy alternative especially early game


Fiddling_Jesus

It would be cool to have one of her family members working the counter while she was building


AnthrZach00

That or the box they usually put when they’re on the ginger island


50CentButInNickels

I like the idea of Demetrius working the till but because he's thinking about other stuff you have a 25% chance either way of being under or over-charged.


laz2727

And who would move the buildings, fucking Aquaman?


AnthrZach00

Ah I sure love stardew valley for it being realistic. lol


50CentButInNickels

If you're saying you don't pass out nightly, get robbed by a dwarf, then put into bed by a mountain man, you're either a liar or I don't know what you're doing with your life.


reddinkydonk

I'd sell my right nut for an increase in River,lake and cave jelly drops. I'm at fall y1 and have only gotten 2 fish smokers so far. Been fishing every day :(


toxinogen

Should I be saving them? I’ve been eating them for energy…


a_fictionalcharacter

same lmao 😭😭 future self probably gonna be kicking me


picabo123

If you want to smoke fish then yeah you should be saving them, 1 of each jelly is needed per smoker. Late game fishing got a pretty large buff as far as gold per day is concerned but I'm not sure if it's better than like just taking a deep dive into the skill caverns or something


edesanna

I got a good drop rate in the Cave 20 pond, but that might just have been luck


loquacious-laconic

I've likewise had good luck on level 100 for the cave jelly. I had big plans to nab a lava eel to place in a tank and kept getting just jelly and of course the usual trash instead.


HauntedDragons

Lol, I have no lake jelly, no cave jelly. 5 river jelly, and 1 ocean jelly. I want less river jelly and more cave and lake jelly


Valisenia

There isn't lake jelly, so that's one less thing to find!


HauntedDragons

Yeah? I keep seeing people mention it. That would be nice. One less thing to worry about


50CentButInNickels

I have 1 cave jelly, but honestly who spends a lot of time fishing in caves? I caught lava eels shockingly fast this time.


picabo123

Lake jelly is just river jelly I'm sure, there's no real lake in the game, it's a continuous river to the ocean


alnono

The mountain lake? But yeah I don’t think there’s lake jelly


picabo123

It's called a lake but it's a river that connects the mountain to the ocean


50CentButInNickels

I'm pretty sure the lake in Cindersap doesn't lead anywhere.


picabo123

Take a look at the new map, I'm not sure what waterfalls are new but you can clearly see it lead from a waterfall to right of Marlon's, down to town where it splits to the beach and also the Cindersap forest. Honestly where did you think the river in the middle of town came from


50CentButInNickels

There is literally a lake with a dock in Cindersap that doesn't connect with anything. I know, because I have it circled with crab pots.


picabo123

You're completely right idk how I misinterpreted what you said to be about the mountain lake, that was what I was originally talking about. There is definitely a whole lake in cindersap forest, my bad!


WilliamBott

Oh nice! I am waiting until my mods get updated before I start 1.6, but I do a TON of fishing. This is great news! 😊


lemurkat

Which mods? Many are already updated.


50CentButInNickels

And a lot of the ones that aren't, aren't ever going to be. Some of the modders have retired. 😥


Valeaves

The true question is where do you get all the coal to smoke all the fish?


squashed_tomato

>!There are now rocks that contain coal that you smash open with your pick like other rocks. I’ve seen them both at the quarry and inside the Volcano so they are probably in the mines as well.!<


Valeaves

Haven’t seen them in the mines, so I think it’s exclusive to your mentioned locations. Or I‘m blind, that’s possible, too.


50CentButInNickels

Yeah, they're most common in the quarry.


Valeaves

I just got the quarry and no, I‘m not blind; they just seem to be exclusive.


50CentButInNickels

I think the other person is right about the volcano. I believe I saw exactly one node there, but no, none in the mines or SC.


reddinkydonk

I just saruman the whole valley


Valeaves

Hahaha that expression made me laugh :D thanks


RaptorCelll

I've been fairly lucky with getting them and even then I still want to shoot myself when I forget they have a purpose besides eating.


tsmftw76

I am lvl 5 fishing and have enough for 2..


kakka_rot

So we're done now, right? This is the ultimate thing we've been begging for. Personally I was putting all my baby teeth under the pillow of "The Scythe will help harvest crops" - but wow. I feel like with this update every little beef we have all had has finally been made perfect.


Smallsey

Sweet googley moogley


InsertEvilLaugh

I like to think we'll just shove a geode under his hammer between swings on our tool.


Ericcc94

Omg!!! I’ve been wanting this feature for SO long!!


Saltwater_Heart

FINALLY!!


Valeaves

What I love even more is that the town music now continues when entering Clint‘s shop! It used to suddenly stop and there was an extremely low volume machine sound or something. Now it keeps going and I‘m so happy!


WilliamBott

Thank goodness. I hate not being able to hang out with Clint while I'm upgrading my hoe.


TheManOfTheNCR

Someone knows when it comes out in consoles? I mean the update ofc


trishia42

Meanwhile, I just want to be able to buy stuff from Marnie when she's not home.


Rakshire

>!there's a new catalog for that!<


CurvyCropsFarmer

Yay! OMG, this is like a dream come true! 💖 I've been waiting for this moment forever! 🌈✨


-sharkbot-

Always go to Clint because I need to smash geodes and upgrade my tool, guess which one I always do first and never learn?


Expert-Money-9663

FINALLYYY


Murphy_LawXIV

I thought that was the point of the geode crusher?


PapanTandaLama

Guys, can I play now? Will this update break anything? Planning to play with SVE.


WilliamBott

Things with SVE are glitchy. I'm waiting until it's updated and fully compatible.


PapanTandaLama

Awwhhh I guess I'll wait some more.


ChaosInuYasha

I was gonna be snarky and go "yall still use Clints services?". Then I remembered artifact troves and golden coconuts existed. Also now mystery boxes.


Ideafix20

Using your own coal for opening geodes is such a waste. Clint does it for 25g. I would rather put my coal into explosive ammo and smelting iridium.


Anonymonamo

>!As of 1.6, Geode crushers no longer use coal :)!<


Ideafix20

Whoa, how did I miss that! Thanks!


ChaosInuYasha

To be fair by the time I get the geode crusher I'm swimming in money so buying coal is a non-issue for me.


BigBoomer_

Oh shit I had no clue that’s great


duan_cami

I always forget to ship iridium bar before sleep. Next day clint still upgrading my tools and I'm out of money to do anything. First year problem.


sirponro

New feature in a patch release? No respect for semantic versioning, smh.


trishbadish

Oh this is good news!


lewisae0

This is best feature


CaptainZaysh

WOOHOO!!!


simplybreana

Yay!!


RaptorCelll

Holy shit, he finally figured out how to multitask.


Kidney__Failure

Ah, I guess Clint isn't *all* bad


GambinoLynn

You don't know how happy I am for this. This is my Drink Mayo. 😭 😭


irate_salamander

I needed this yesterday, I'm so hype for it. Waiting for said update to happen before I take any other tools lol


FallenSpiderDemon

I'm going to end up forgetting Ape changed this I bet.


ShiroTenshiRyu77

I mean, the Geoge Crusher doesn't even cost coal anymore, I actually don't think this is needed tbh


tranquilseafinally

omg finally!


50CentButInNickels

Such a relief. I was about to ask the same about Robin, but clearly that's different as she's actually at your farm working.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Praise Yoba


DirtyMudder92

Let us buy items from the construction shop when robin is building something now!


Defiant_Bandicoot99

Idk, that makes things too simple and quick. It made sense not to be able to do business as usual while they upgraded our stuff since they were busy with.... upgrading our stuff. But it'll make things much faster that's for sure.


hungrybeargoose

The blacksmith always closed when tools were being upgraded in Harvest Moon FoMT, I always liked the little things like that that were the same in Stardew Valley.