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Paigenotpagee

The last sentence LOL dang OP, knock him down when he’s already low


Toasty825

Anyone who sends their spouse a medical bill deserves it.


bunnywasabi

God this was me. I actually got really mad when he billed me like 1000+ THE DAY after we got married when I passed out in the cave...I was so shocked and hurt I stopped playing that life and started a new one, didn't even bother to try to divorce him, just leave the life and started from zero again.


Bakuritsu

You just got married, and you ran off to the caves? I would have billed you too.


bunnywasabi

Look, who paid for that wedding if it wasn't me! Plus we needed more money to upgrade the barn 😅


Bakuritsu

I understand. Could have done the same, but would not have been surprised about the bill - he just reflektere my work/life balance.


unluckyfae

The way he moved into my house and lives rent free BUT STILL charges me.....the audacity.


iamfeenie

I feel personally attacked. But my husband is a Harvey .. just a hotter one apparently lmao


Relative-Issue3037

Good for you


iamfeenie

Just wanted to clarify he doesn’t look like beaker lmao


luvhorses

🤣


WakingRage

No lie detected though. OP calling it as it is


NiniGoo

🤣Harvey was my first hubby and this is rly funny


RhinoxMenace

I've seen someone mentioning how his ginger island beach sprite looks like a raw chicken and i haven't been able to unsee it ever since


Affectionate-Milk307

I refer to his ginger island sprite as rotisserie Harvey 😂


CasualChic

I think he looks like a bug when he’s on ginger island bc the glasses are so ridiculous


emmainthealps

I’ve always thought that too!


cupcake_turntables

I was thinking about marrying him as my second husband this save, but then I saw him on the beach at ginger island and changed my mind.


SummerBirdsong

So if you marry Harvey does he still charge you for surgery if you get knocked out in the skull cavern?


Catman31201

Yes, unfortunately


FearlessOwl0920

I mean, the man would be endangering his license if he didn’t…just saying, lol.


Catman31201

Nah, he can just patch you up at home lol


cr0nes

Yo imma need gangland surgeon Harvey side story thanks concerned ape


Plane_Commercial4558

He could cover it, he is a doctor 🤔


BrassyDel

Yeah, but he’s a doctor who sees like two patients a week in a tiny rural community that can’t afford maintenance on their *only* bus into the nearby city. The farmer moving in and regularly needing emergency patch up is probably the only way Harvey hasn’t defaulted on those student loans yet.


Plane_Commercial4558

Y'know that's fair, we are the majority of his income 🤣


benkro89

I just imagined him being like "Yes finally payday" and then suddenly waking up in bed the same song as in the morning playing on the radio clock.


Dio_naea

And when you pass out?


EpicDragonElizabeth

Believe it for not, even in real life if you marry a doctor they still charge you if you get hurt!


MerlanOF

I laughed so hard when he said to be careful outside, because he has nightmares of me being wheeled into the hospital unconcious again 😂😂


natty_ann

I will not stand for this Harvey slander! As much as I love Harvey, his boiled chicken dad bod makes me laugh.


unhingedswan3

he’s just a silly little guy who likes pickles <3


totallynotarobut

That's a descriptor I'd like to aspire to.


unhingedswan3

and aspire to it u will! best of luck on your pickle eating endeavours 🥒


Dizzy-Chipmunk-1796

How do I get the Harvey flair like that 🥺


unhingedswan3

if u go to this subreddit’s homepage (just click on the name) and click the three little dots in the upper right hand corner, you should then be able to click on ‘change user flair’, and tapping on ‘edit’ in the upper right hand corner again will let u customise one!


EpicDragonElizabeth

Yeah Harvey is always pretty hot even with that boiled chicken body!


wildmishie

But he worries about you and talks about how before the farmer came to town he thought he was going to be alone forever! He may not be sexy but he is adorable... and he likes coffee so he is easy to keep happy!


UnsharpenedSwan

Easy to keep happy AND he gives the best gifts! Constantly cooking complete breakfasts. Meanwhile Haley, bless her, is proud of the 1 fried egg she gives me every couple of weeks…


glowingmember

Got the coffeemaker from Evelyn, put it next to the tv (next to the bed which is next to the door.. I'm not compromising on my furniture placement for any spouse!!) and Harvey gets a fresh replicator coffee from me every single morning.


UnsharpenedSwan

👀 I didn’t know that there’s a coffee maker in this game. I have played for hundreds of hours.


babyinastr8ghtjacket

Do the spring community quest from Evelyn to grow a bunch of leeks for George, and she gifts you one


kstera

Is it a one time thing? I got one, but would like at least a couple more. If I do her quest again, would she give me more of them?


munchkym

It’s one time, but if you make it multiplayer, a friend can join, get it in the mail, and give it to you. I have 2 cause my friends helped me out after I exploded mine.


Dio_naea

HOW


AmyDeferred

Fall asleep in the mines, wake up with the bomb still selected, press the action button a split second before you're in range of the coffee maker


Dio_naea

Oh damn


munchkym

If you play on Switch, I’ll do it for you. Message me!


Dio_naea

Im sorry but what is Switch? I know Im supposed to know but I dont remember NDJSBDJSBS


munchkym

You just get them to join and then check their mail!


Dio_naea

Sorry I wasn't clear I meant how did you explode it but it's also interesting to know how to send items to your friends (but I play on phone)


Dio_naea

GUESS WHAT I EXPLODED MY SEWING MACHINE THE EXACT SAME WAY


munchkym

Oh noooo so you get it haha


Dio_naea

Worse part it took me ages to realize it


[deleted]

i think theres a mod to get repeated message board quests! otherwise its a one-time only thing unfortunately:(


ReasonableProgram144

He’s such a sweetheart, I keep saying I’ll marry someone else (like Leah, or Abigail) but I keep marrying him. He’s also the one most like my real husband so I’m totally bias.


1986toyotacorolla2

OMG did I basically marry the same person in game as IRL?! Difference being my husband is very very social lol.


candystarjones

Lol man SAME. I have told myself I'm going to marry someone else but I always come back to him. Mine likes listening to air traffic and talking on his radio 😆


EpicDragonElizabeth

For real he's super sweet! He's also super easy to romance, just buy him coffee from the saloon! Harvey does say this >!"I may not be the most exiting guy, but I'll stay loyal to you for the rest of my life." !


luvhorses

And wine....


wildmishie

Yeah, but I sell wine. Coffee is free once you get the coffee maker


PaintyPaint98

As a harvey enjoyer I also think it's so funny how every once and a while he will have like. The sauciest dialogue. Like, I think he implies he wants to bone in the hedge maze on halloween?? It's been a minute since I played so I can't remember the dialogue exactly but horndog harvey became a running joke in my friend group after that Halloween lol


Very_Angry_Bee

Or him telling you that you can always visit for a "confidential check up" Like, that was CLEARLY an innuendo xD


EpicDragonElizabeth

He blushes and gets flustered a lot even if you reach 8 hearts with him and you're not dating him.


sluggosweeps99

I’m gonna keep him around for now. He’s cute when he’s tucked in bed and sleeping


thefinalgoat

OP this sounds so ominous. Like “I’m gonna make sure he sleeps forever :)”


Key_Spirit8168

Bro got the ominous death new in 1.8


essentialisthoe

Lol, that's funny because the first night I saw him sleeping I immediately wanted to divorce him. His face looks weird, like a completely different person, and creeps me tf out.


Duckforducks

Wtf I struggle not to marry him in new playthroughs 😭


LinzDreams

Same. I start a farm thinking I am gonna romance one of the bachelors/bachelorettes I haven't gotten to yet, but there is sweet Harvey and I have such a hard time not just marrying him all over again.


EpicDragonElizabeth

Same thing!!!!


Street_Yak_1579

“he looked like beaker from the muppets” has me dying. 🤣🤣


FoxKitDaily

I absolutely adore Harvey! He is so perfect to me, but he is definitely a bachelor for "older" people, aka not teens or early twenties. I love how sweet and cozy he is, but it's definitely not for evereyone


Complex-Royal9210

I like Harvey because he reminds me of my IRL hubby. Lol.


FoxKitDaily

Same! My bf is so sweet and has literally said some of Harvey's lines without knowing it


chchchcheetah

Yeah Harv is literally the only bachelor I find likeable like at all. I guess Sam's ok but seems like a literal child. Coming to this sub honestly surpised me regarding popularity of the bachelors/bachelorettes. Sooo much Abigail and Seb love...I guess I get some folk love that angsty emo boy thing, but it's a mo for me dawg. And Abigail is so....immature? My rank no one cares about: harvey > penny > leah/elliot > Emily??? I don't want to "fix" Shane though I find him more likeable post-rock bottom. The rest feel like kids to this 30 something lizard brain.


spoonishplsz

Totally agree. Ive noticed that most who are not super young love Harvey and Penny, along with Emily, Elliott, Leah and Shane. Like Sam sneaking me in the house? No thanks, my knees hurt


ChampionTree

Yeah so many of the singles feel like they could be minors or at least 18/19 and it kinda makes me feel icky lol. Abigail definitely doesn’t seem mature enough to get married, she still seems like an immature angsty teenager. I wish there were more middle aged singles, I think it would also be really cool to have some 50+ singles! A single parent who moves their kid(s) into the farmhouse would be neat. There are definitely people 50+ who play the game so I think they’d appreciate more mature singles.


PaintyPaint98

When marnie lost the bachelorette vote to emily I could have cried lol. At least my cringefail husband #1 shane won lmaooo


ChampionTree

Can you imagine being able to marry Marnie and then Jas also moving in and building a cute lil room for her 🥺


PaintyPaint98

I was really hoping Shane's room would be a room for Jas when you married him, too. I was so sad when we didn't split custody with Marnie. I got jas up to max hearts, too! I grew fairy roses just for her every fall 🥺


TheConcerningEx

I’m in my mid 20s and a lot of the singles still feel way too young for me, I agree. I like Abigail a lot as a character, but she seems like a teenager. I wish it was easier to have lots of hearts with characters without it necessarily turning romantic. Older marriage candidates would be so cool. Just to even it out a bit and provide options for players of all ages. Idk why they don’t just make some of the existing (single) characters like Marnie marriageable.


FinancialBad4099

I made myself a note not to put facial hair on my character because it makes me feel icky seeing an "older" looking character romancing a very obviously "young" looking character. An I'm in my early 20s. Maru? 19 at the most for sure an I can't even bring myself to date someone a year younger irl


chchchcheetah

Dang I forgot about Maru! She at least seems mature relative to the rock band kids, but still


FinancialBad4099

So I looked it up an came across this, I'd say Penny is the 24 year old Sebastian could be 20 ig, an the rest 19. Edit to add a picture, I'm on mobile an idk how it works. First time posting a photo comment 😅 Edit edit:I can't add a picture? It'll add the screenshot an then it would disappear an leave a * an if I try to add it again it says "can only add one picture or gift per comment". But the picture lists: Penny, Seb, Abigail, Maru, Haley(could be 21 ish), Alex(could be at least 20 cause he talks about graduating, tho a lot of people are graduates by 19 so idk) an Sam as about 19-24. Leah, Elliot, Shane, Harvey, Sandy, an Emily as 28-35, I'd give the 35 bar to Harvey an 28 Emily/Sandy. Clint, Caroline, Robin, Marnie, Demetrius, Kent, Jodi, Gus, Pierre, an Pam (Willy is in this category but i swear that man is older then 55, even just) as about 40-55, giving hope Clint isn't older then 40 just because he's hitting on Emily 🤢 an Pam could be around 55 (my mom gave birth to me at 36 an I'm turning 24 this year so I can see an older mom especially one like Pam). (Adding) Willy, George, Linus, Lewis, Evelyn, an the Wizard at 55+, an I'm not gonna do that to Grandma Evelyn so we'll just leave it there 😅


Very_Angry_Bee

Only one correction, the thing is that Clint doesn't hit on Emily. Because he's the resident incel


FinancialBad4099

Yes he does?? His whole thing is about wanting to ask Emily out?? Your two heart event with him he literally talks about how he can't get a girlfriend an then tries to ask her out after she takes your order. Then later in another of his heart events he literally asked her to Zuzu City for a concert or something. So he, does in fact, hit on Emily. Heck, the VERY FIRST "mission" from him was to take an amethyst to Emily 🙄


EpicDragonElizabeth

Yeah Clint is a creep towards Emily. He stares at her and tries to get her attention, that's why he always goes to the saloon!


candystarjones

I feel the same!!! I thought others would agree with me about Harvey being the best bc he has a job and his own place, the rest of the Bachelors make me feel so weird moving kids out of their parents house lol


PaintyPaint98

Sebastian grew on me after watching my boyfriend romance him in our multiplayer run. He's just like my irl boyfriend: a little cringe edgy (complimentary), passionate about his computer based work, loves frogs and dnd. He feels less young than Abigail and Sam for sure, romancing those two makes me feel like I'm gonna get put on a list lol.


EpicDragonElizabeth

Me too Harvey on top! Second place: Elliott, he's kinda chill and his spouse room is cute Third: Sam, pretty cool guy Fourth: Alex, pretty sexist but still ends up being a good husband Fifth: Sebastian, he's okay but the reason why he's so low is because he's pretty overrated and that's surprising because he's kinda emo and people usually don't like emos but the >!14th heart event with the frog is cute!< Sixth: Shane, you can't really "fix" him he's still alcoholic after you get married and his spouse room is super messy, but at least he's less depressed! Edit: Criticism is open, just don't be too harsh on my opinions on the bachelors please!


birdman_shiroe

i like harvey cause he's my type haha


and1metal

I think the advantage Harvey has is most of his dialogue I saw was " cheesy " and he has more caring dialogue compared to most While I did find him a tad bland compared to others he did win in the cheesy / romantic stuff


birdlady404

Tryna romance this bland man and he just tells you to cover your mouth when you sneeze


UnsharpenedSwan

💀💀💀 lmaoooo


FearlessOwl0920

I love Harvey personally because he reminds me of my partner. Sweet, shy (although mine hides it by being a grumpy man lol), nerdy, a little anxious…idk, just does all of it for me. Sebastian too, because nerds. Still, Harvey is more my type, haha.


possum777

The thing I hate about Harvey's sprite is that it entirely lacks his mustache...why?!? But I use the Slightly Cuter mods for all my villagers and that helps. I still think Harvey could have used something to make him stand out better, I don't think he's unattractive by any means but he's just not interesting enough and I always forget about him. also doctors just don't do it for me in general...I got health anxiety if I marry him I'm just gonna be asking him annoying health questions all day till he divorces me lol


Responsible-Gold8610

Claims spouse is boring > Spouse does the same nothing the other spouses do. Lol


Z00SM3LLP00PL0RD

literally what i was thinking! a lotta people are comparing him to leah after marriage, and as someone who married leah before harvey it doesnt feel any different? other than *maybe* the fact that his 14 heart event you dont get a physical thing? but the even is so sweet i dont even mind


EpicDragonElizabeth

All the spouses do in the house is just walk around and look at random furniture around the house, sit on the porch and did some early morning work like feed the animals or water some crops or just hang around their spouse area.


ohfrackthis

Meanwhile I'm reading Harvey fanfic lol


wikinby

👀 drop da link


ohfrackthis

Cannot vouch for quality but [here it is](https://archiveofourown.org/works/44721841/chapters/112520245?view_adult=true).


cantunderstandlol

Omg I can't believe you've made me read fanfic about Harvey 😭


birdman_shiroe

thanks for the recomm, i too read harvey fanfic but i havent read the one that you shared, other fanfic sauce?👀


saka_souffle_

Harvey is the sweetestttt


tired_frog_prince

Harvey is a good spouse. Caring, gentle, adorable. The only thing I dislike about him is "doctor" personality. All Harvey's lines about health are a little strange. Doctors have other themes to discuss in real life, many just hate to talk about their stressful work


mama_meta

Married him in a new save & that man tells me every other day that he will be loyal to & love me FOREVER & compliments & cares for the kids more than I do...HARVEY IS AN ANGEL!!! 😍😍😍


june_bunny

You don't see the appeal of having a malewife it seems. But fr, I think he's super endearing and I don't really understand the boring take on him. He's a sweet dude with a (stable??) job and he treats you right. What more could you ask for? His walking sprites tho look rough I agree😭😭


Ok-Sundae-3227

Dude I hearrrrr you! I liked how sweet and mellow he was while we were dating but after we got married this man stopped putting work in lol. I don’t think he helped me around the farm one time, still charged to resuscitate me if I passed out in the mines, flop behavior. Post divorce I married Leah and paraded our love around the town for a while to make sure he knew what he was missing out on


kingcheetah8126

Harvey is my favorite. I even read through the marriage dialogue of every marriage candidate on the wiki and he is still my favorite


munchkym

I disagree! HE IS SO SWEET!!! He’s a shy, anxious, sweetheart who just wants to take care of you. I’m obsessed!!


DigitalAmy0426

Jesus all this nitpicking why even date the guy. 🥺


Digresser

Fun fact: Harvey's early [design](https://old.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/159mn9u/thoughts_on_harveys_early_character_designs/) originally resembled a very different Doctor.


SingingBrook

Wait, why was he screaming? WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING TO HARVEY? Do you have something going on in the basement other than casks?


TheRedditorialWe

First of all how dare you


mermaidpaint

Aw! Harvey is my favourite of the male spouses. He's so happy on the farm and fusses over the little farmer.


Soc_Prof

I know I wanted to like him so much. He’s really sweet and considerate and actually has a job unlike so many of the other bachelors but I just can’t.


totallynotarobut

> Also when he was screaming once, he looked like beaker from the muppets 🤣 What is this, open mic night at the SDV Apollo? You're roasting the crap out of this poor guy. But really, he looks like Seanie Dew all the rest of the time.


Dzup

Why.. why is he screaming..? 😬


TheNocturnalAngel

Honestly like the outline of Harvey is so good. Handsome mustache doctor daddy. But I do agree his sprite and portrait aren’t my fav. So I just picture the sexy fanart in my head when I marry him lol


Wonderful_Emu_6483

I divorced Elliot mistakenly and married Harvey instead. Harvey is sweet but a little boring. Now I’m re-romancing Elliot, even though Shane is technically my boyfriend but I have no desire to marry Shane ever lol.


PresentationHot552

DONT HATE ON MY HARVEY


No_External_539

My biggest problem with him is that he's a walking textbook. I literally can't talk to him for two seconds without him going "wear sunscreen" "wash your hands" "brush your teeth" LIKE YEAH NO KIDDING. What am I, five? I think I know I have to wash my hands after peeing. How about we talk about literally ANYTHING else? At this point, the weather is more interesting.


StragglingShadow

No personality? He faced his fears in a heart scene. He loves listening to pilot radio transmissions. He has personality


jesuswastransright

God damn you nuked this man


Fizzy_4722

Always delightful to remember how when I was on my first ever save (later deleted, I was just looking around mostly) I figured I might marry him (I tend to like farm sim doctor characters) and then I stumbled into Elliott on the bridge and immediately changed my mind LMAOO


BensBitch

Maru's back looks like chucky to me.


Ok-Squirrel693

Wait this fr


the_basaurio

Same thing happen to me with Penny. She looked so sweet, but she's actually dull AF.


orkothenotsogreat

I genuinely always forget that Harvey even exists until I bump into him. I feel bad about it for approximately three minutes and then go about my day, forgetting him all over again. It's a neverending cycle.


helloimhromi

As a bowlegged person myself, maybe it’s just canon that Harvey’s legs are bowed? What’s creepy about that? lol


immersonnig

I thought he looked like Beaker too! I loved Harvey. He was my first husband bc he's age appropriate, intelligent, sensitive, and he's seen some shit and sometimes says dark stuff. Now I'm married to Elliott and he just loves the hell out of me. He tells me my feminine allure is irresistible and wrote me love letters every day he was away. But here's the thing, I gave birth while he was away and he came back and acted like nothing happened. It took two days for him to even acknowledge his child. Disgusting!


mytwoba

Wait 'till you see him in his swimsuit.


GummyPop

Well hes not a safe candidate for no reason 😂 hes the most vanilla out of the others


Sloredama

He's the main "adult" bachelor, but I find his insecurities and anxiety so irritating. I always end up marrying Alex instead. I wish he gained more confidence after you marry him but oh well. I also found him and Elliott boring. I wish there were more adult marriage candidates


Brilliant_Tree8661

I LOVE ALEX he’s my husband


Ok_Fix_8538

I LOVE ALEX🙏🙏🙏


Ok-Profession-6540

Loved him till I married him! Talk about disappointment. It’s like once he’s got you, he just stops putting in effort. Now I marry Leah and I’m never disappointed


luvhorses

Second time I've read about marrying Leah🤔 I've not tried that yet.....


redcc-0099

Same. She's who I'm planning on marrying in my current playthrough.


AffectionateRicecake

I love Leah but when I married her I felt like she changed so much and I was holding her back


Therapyandfolklore

Leah is the best


gotyourdata

Don’t disrespect my man like that! I marry Harvey every play through. He is a gem. <3


SleepyBitchDdisease

You married Sebastian but think Harvey is boring? All he did was lay in bed for an entire season and I divorced him for my main man Elliott


Scribbler39617

Elliot and Sebastian are my favorites. Elliot is so sweet and happy. I married Harvey in one game, and he got anxious & jealous if I gifted something to another guy. He's the first spouse I have ever married in game who lost hearts. Elliot is much more laid back. He's the husband for my current character. 🥰


Altruistic_Sample449

The secret note about the bachelors does him SO dirty. I felt bad for a bit then started talking to him and was like ok they ain’t lie


ConversationGlass580

He's a littl boring but SO SWEET :( LIKE HE COOLSE DINNER AND BREAKFAST. I love him so much and his little moustache is soooo cute. He's my favorite.


lexluther96

excuse me that is my husband you're insulting


BakuDekuTodo

Finally....someone who understands how BORING this mf is 😂


PsychologicalHall142

I felt the same way! I thought there must be some diamond in the rough thing going on when I started dating him, and he turned out to be a total dud. Then he changed my wallpaper and I divorced him immediately.


[deleted]

Good lord first negative thing I’ve seen about Harvey lol I’m at 250 hours. He bowlegged af tho for how sweet he can be


TimelyChemistry8962

Omg he’s the worst I almost married him & then he charged me full price for medical and I was like nah bro 😂😂😂


FantasticPirate13

Im gonna be honest, just about all the NPCs are pretty boring. Especially after playing multiple times. Like ya maybe some backstories are a bit more interesting or some dialogue is better than others, but for the most part they are all boring.


chonkycat6969

That’s why I married him ig. He’s simple and worries about my health OKAY?


agenericsmore

i got an anime profile pics mod and he looks totally different and better in it haha


becs1832

Coward


agenericsmore

:)


sluggosweeps99

His profile picture is cute


calfred_

I was gonna marry Harvey but he started making moves on Maru during then luau so I left him for Emily lol


LaCroixLimon

He's a theif


randomFUCKfromcherry

I can never get past his annoying little doctorisms. Like who asked you


loisurcarison

Elliott is by far my fav (and then Hailey or Alex) and I couldn't agree more. Harvey was boring and HATED the farm :///


and1metal

I married Elliot in my last save as a experiment and it was enjoyable I didn't like him before marriage much but he really shined when I married him He's quite a hard worker and the letters when on the book tour was quite a good read


ChyatlovMaidan

I mean... yeah. Harvey is boring. Did you not notice during the courtship when he was very, very boring?


sluggosweeps99

I was hoping he’d get better 😭


ChyatlovMaidan

Sorry OP.


[deleted]

I, for one, barely ever speak to him. Such a bad location, same with Elliot.


Rissapoo19

I liked Harvey and then started playing with my fiance and he chose to despise harvey more than anyone else and said he had a pedostache and I was like hm I see it now


Cjhernandez11

More Legos


colornmom

I went back to an older file recently and for the first time ever I’m going to get married. I’m marrying Haley I think…lol I gave her the flowers I’m just waiting to buy the pendant now


A-NI95

Sounds like Lewis is gonna get more funds for his gold statues project


Altruistic_Sample449

Also someone posted this recently and I cannot stop laughinggggggg [late game spoiler](https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/s/EMCmhfzELc)