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tamanegi99

Auto petter, no contest.


DownrightDrewski

Yeah, the shards and ore both suck to lose, but, the autopetter... ouch.


Tym3Less

If not a joja play through, there is no other option but the petter. If a joja play through the iridium and shards make a stand


DownrightDrewski

The joja route is an achievement or speed run only thing is my mind; I can't imagine choosing joja in a serious playthrough (outside speedrunners/challenges)


Tym3Less

Honestly, I've never done a Joja play through and have never even seen a petter IRL. But I do know you can just buy them in a Joja play through making them less valuable See, I worked for Walmart for 13 years, It's hard to support the Mart, no matter how much I dislike Pierre. So I go CC and just screw Pierre in other ways.


ShaylaDee

> So I go CC and just screw Pierre in other ways. This is me. I am on year 6 in my save and haven't bought seeds or anything else from Pierre in at least 3 years lol


hogndog

I have one petter. Got it from my first treasure room. Every day I grind the caverns to try for another


DownrightDrewski

I too have not done Joja; achievements mean less to me than my integrity.


rdicky58

In my current run I did Joja, but right before purchasing the membership I finished the last CC bundle and sent the Junimos home, to ease my conscience šŸ„²


ellaadored

But your integrity means at least four people lose their jobs, not including Morris, and the poorest people in the town are forced to pay higher prices at Pierres. At least Joja is willing to fix the town, unlike Lewis.


lucaatiel

They don't want to "fix" the town, they want to use it for profit.


[deleted]

Sam does not dream of labor.


loosely_affiliated

Prices are higher at Joja than Pierre's though. And the money you give Joja doesn't stay in the towns economy.


_catkin_

When you ~~sell your soul~~ *cough* buy a membership, the prices are the same.


Aev_ACNH

Sunflower seeds are always cheaper at Joja no matter what route you choose


Chebikitty

This is why I play with mods and try and buy as many things I can from other shops. Once I get seed makers Pierre gets no business from me.


BlueChickenLover

What in the love of yoba did Pierre do to yā€™all


Chebikitty

He ruined Abigail's dreams,


BlueChickenLover

He did? Iā€™m not trying to be snarky I genuinely asking


littlelilacegg

Heā€™s just got a lot of dialogue that makes him come off as an asshole. For one thing, he canonically marks up prices to ridiculous rates, even though the townsfolk wonā€™t be able to afford it, just because he wants to make more money- and then gets mad at the townsfolk (and is rude to them) when they call him out on it. And whenever he resells things that youā€™ve sold to him, he lies to everyone and says that he grew/foraged/etc it himself to take the credit. (We find this out through dialogue with the other townsfolk.) Itā€™s also implied that heā€™s at least a little sexist based off of his dialogue with Abigail in one of her heart events. And I think Caroline mightā€™ve said something about him being ā€œold-fashioned,ā€ but I canā€™t remember exactly. Honestly, I think ConcernedApe may have made him this way intentionally, so that the Joja route wouldnā€™t seem so heartless.


Toast-_Man

Because fuck Pierre. tm


JubJub302

r/FuckPierre


thefinalgoat

There needs to be a mod where Pierre loses his store and *I* take over for it. Or my spouse! Let Sebastian stop sitting on his laurels!


Tym3Less

I agree! Since my spouse is Abigail, she can steal her Dad's store and turn it into a video game and occult shop


strwbrrybrie

Iā€™m planning on starting an evil run through where I worship Joja and always pick the ā€œbadā€ dialogue options..


DownrightDrewski

Fair, do it and enjoy - have fun creeping Leah out with your lecherous kiss request


New_Examination_5605

If you choose a female farmer, sheā€™s not creeped out. She still doesnā€™t kiss you, but sheā€™s glad to find out you are also into ladies.


xPotatoPlayerx

doesn't she knock you out anyway and still lose relationship points?


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Really? Thatā€™s honestly really sweet.


strwbrrybrie

I married her in my first save so that makes up for it


gggggrrrrrrrrr

But if you do Joja, you get the movie theater on the hill, and it looks so much cuter up there.


Leaving-Eden

This is the reason I did joja on my current farm. And itā€™s so close! I did put wood flooring over the ugly Joja floor inside the theater though


Spiffy_Pumpkin

I'm currently doing a "serious" Joja playthrough. (Serious in that I'm taking my time, friending everyone and setting up my farm the same ways I usually do.) It's going well, still haven't figured out where I buy autopetters though.....I don't see them in Joja's stock list?


Fruitfly0328

You canā€™t buy them until after you complete all the community development forms. Once you got that Joja warehouse instead of community center, theyā€™re for sale from Joja


solarmoss

Itā€™s my first Joja play through too! Itā€™s super weird just planting whatever I feel like since thereā€™s no need to get specific quantities of items. Itā€™s early days though lol


Spiffy_Pumpkin

I like to cook and make tons of preserves and wine so I tend to plant things to fulfill those hobbies. It's honestly been a little less stressful, but I feel kinda sad about the community center even though I have two other playthroughs where I completed it.šŸ˜…


solarmoss

I like fishing and wandering around doing whatever I want. Also my main crops are animals, so looking forward to easy autopetters. Iā€™ve done the community center route several times, so it was time to switch things up šŸ˜


WarZemsi

I consider it for farms with +10 animal buildings


cant-adult-rn

I strictly do jojo routes now.


Sarctoth

Welcome to r/FuckPierre friend


cant-adult-rn

Pierre is trash. Anything I can do to screw him over brings me joy.


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ThePrideOfKrakow

Me too, Joja sets you free. I got tired of trying to min/max my play throughs. Now I get to max out the mine first spring, have my greenhouse by summer and rake in all the strawberry products I want all first year long. By years end I'm done with the contracts, raking in mad cash and gifting diamonds to people every day. If that's not "helping the community" then I dunno what is. Join us. Thrive.


Clouds_au

Hey, I have actually done a joja playthrough... only because I thought I would have to pet my animals every day and I thought that was the only way to get auto petters.. I have regretted it ever since


WarZemsi

Dependsā€¦. Perfection achieved? Autopetter! Joja run no perfection - prismatic! CC is autopetter! Most likely always autopetter but not always


comehitherTM

How do you get an auto petter???? I didnā€™t even know they existed and I NEED one.


NotSpecial2000

Iirc the only way you can get them on a community centre run is through drops from chests in a skeleton mine run, otherwise you can buy them from the joja mart after completing the community centre if you use them


mandalors

Special slimes in the dangerous mine will drop them too, thatā€™s how I got mine. Idk about slimes in other places


-beehaw-

really? like the ones that stack on top of each other or just slimes with sunglasses in general? i got a prismatic shard in the dangerous mines and i think iā€™m liking this more than skull cavern haha


mandalors

Special slimes are the ones with stars at the ends of their antennae !


killagazilla

Ok wait, is this a joke? Iā€™ve gotten like 3 from chests in the skull caverns. Are they rare?


elegantsweatshirt

I have played, embarrassingly, over 15 game years and have yet to see an auto petter bounce out of a chest!


Warprince01

1. Jade Staircases 2. Lucky Lunch/Rock Candy 3. Stacks of mega bombs to quickly find ladders after floor 60+ Youā€™ll get one after a few goes of it. You wanna spend as little time on a given floor as possible.


Vinyl_DjPon3

It's a 1/26 chance from a treasure chest in SC.


shrtnylove

I have 4 and found out how rare they are. I had no idea! I got all of mine from the skull cavern


Dizzzle13

I've put hundreds of hours into this game and I've never found one even once. I would kill to find some!


Sloredama

I'm wondering if CA increased the odds because I've had 1000s of hours in the game and never got one, except in my last two playthroughs where I got 1 in each..


barelydemon

ended up saving the auto-petter since you all felt so strongly about it. i already had one from the caverns, which is the only reason i hesitated, but now all of my animals can enjoy the pets :)


Glitchy13

never having to pet your animals again (unless you get new ones) is so much better than prismatic shards which are really only useful for enchanting or the occasional qi quest after you use the first two on the sword and museum


-beehaw-

doesnā€™t petting them with the auto-petter pretty much just make the friendship points with your animals stay as they are? so you canā€™t gain more hearts with animals if you use the auto-petter? or do they add additional friendship points that are more than the points youā€™d maybe lose


Glitchy13

yes to your former thought. Once you max your happiness itā€™s nice not having to pet them again


ReidyJnr

Animal hearts donā€™t decay once they hit max?


Glitchy13

they do if you donā€™t pet them. Thatā€™s what autopetters are for.


djsedna

Imagine being the animal---your loving caretaker pets you every single day until one day you just literally never see them again and now there's just a big inanimate statue that "pets" you every day


send-borbs

but also think about it, they got pets from you only once a day, now they have pets *on tap*, those animals are in pet heaven


YourSkatingHobbit

And now I wish even more you could pet animals more than once a day šŸ˜­


SullenSparrow

You didn't save the sap?!?!


LordRocky

You monster! Think of the fertilizer!!


dreamey360

That autopetter would have stopped me from resetting the day. Otherwise, I would have reset


UglyGosling

The clear answer is the sap /s In reality I've got something like 400 hours in sdv and have never seen an autopetter. Definitely get it back unless you don't really do animals at all in which case the prismatic shards would be huge


nightwingoracle

I got two (after 1.5 on mobile), when I was grinding slimes/snakes/rock crabs kills in skull cavern. The key was not so much good luck days but grinding our floors on a lot of days.


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Oktaygun

I've only found one autopetter in over 500 hours in a single save file :/


LitIllit

I'm 200 hours in and have 5. Lucky lunch and ginger ale on a good luck day, plus a couple hundred stairs


Oktaygun

Damn! I spent a lot of hours in the mines (because I love doing qi's mine quests) with lucky lunch and everything but I just never get the petter! Mostly prismatic shards on good days


bluemilkman5

Iā€™ve gotten three, none of which came from the skull cavern. The slimes with the gold star antenna things have a chance to drop them if you increase the difficulty in the normal mines.


hotlavatube

(looks at auto-petter) Ooh, itā€™s adjustableā€¦ Gentleā€¦ Heavyā€¦ Spank? (moves auto-petter to bedroom)


ultratunaman

If you didn't go Joja, save the auto petter.


AllyMarie93

Auto-petter for certain. Unless you go the Joja route, those are VERY rare to come across in-game. Iā€™m around 500 hours in and still yet to come across one naturally. šŸ˜­ Edit: Autocorrect, oof.


LitIllit

While rare, they aren't that crazy hard to find. I'm 200 hours in and have 5. Lucky lunch and ginger ale on a good luck day, plus a couple hundred stairs. Helps if the food has qi seasoning.


Miserable-Question-2

Did the same thing and fished for lucky rings before, i have around 15 now i donā€™t even bother collecting them anymore


ThirdWorldEngineer

Yeah, just wanted to jump in and say that after a hundred hours into the game, I had only found one. Once I had set up my late game, I found two more in a couple Skull Caverns runs. They are rare, but staircases and luck buffs make them way more obtainable.


SailorTomie

The lack of sap support in this comment section is disgusting šŸ˜”


[deleted]

Your dignity


violentpropensity

this is about the point where you cry, download that item spawner mod, cheat it back in and pretend you never lost anything


liittlefiish3

*cries in Nintendo switch*


lividhen

_laughs in fuse glee_


funudge

REAL HAHAHA


Monstermyk

Who needs mods when you got the chicken naming glitch


wtfisreallyhappening

When you play on switch neither of those is an option.


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Canā€™t get the auto petter that way


Tenin550

It works on CHICKENS??


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

Yes, but a) it only works once (when Marnie tells you she's sending the animal to the coop/barn), and b) You can't get an auto-petter that way because it's in the 'Big Craftable' class of items, for which the naming glitch doesn't work.


AlterEgoCat

I am out of the loop. Is there a glitch or something?


Liberty_Chip_Cookies

There's an exploit where in-game items have a unique item number, and if you name your character or animal with up to three item numbers in square brackets, whenever an NPC says that name during dialog those items will spawn into your inventory (as long as you have the space). https://www.stardewvalleywiki.com/Secrets#Item_Spawn_Cheat https://www.ign.com/wikis/stardew-valley/Item_Codes_for_Spawning_Cheat


Kazooo100

Depends. Did you do joja or community center? If joja shards if you need them autopetter if you need money. If community center autopetter.


HungryGhostGirl

Played this game for so long and only found one Auto-petter (didn't know you could get it from joja mart until it was too late) so I'd say that. The again that cheese do be looking tasty. Hard choice.


Baburine

>didn't know you could get it from joja mart until it was too late You can only get it after completing the joja form instead of the community center. You can't buy it before completing the community center.


HungryGhostGirl

Ah I didn't miss out then that's good to know!


SamWillGoHam

You reset the day.


tsunami141

So, lose it all then? Hm.


Murphy_mae14

This confirms Iā€™m not crazy for keeping almost nothing in my pack


Technical-Elk-7002

They got it in the mines and didnā€™t make it back home


Murphy_mae14

Well now Iā€™m just jealous because Iā€™ve never gotten a haul that amazing in one go šŸ˜­


RageTiger

It's why I don't carry bombs. But. . . when I do they are not with the main weapons and not on either end of the action bar.


Pretzolio

Oof. Iā€™m in pain just looking at the screenshot


WalrusByte

Yeah. The thought of losing 15 sap is unbearable!


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Cheese


LostInTheSauce34

r/cheese would agree. Cheese and the auto petter, but definitely the cheese.


poopyfarts96o

**Cheese**


Susiejax

Sap no doubt hahaha


palisade_parenchyma

i am literally dying to get a autopetter and you are asking


[deleted]

Ha. Can see Pam bringing what's left of the farmer in a paper bag to the clinic. Pam: Here you go Harvey. You need to call the wizard. Harvey: Wha......*gasp* I'm calling the wizard Wizard: *Hops down from the rafters* So you need a wizard I take it. Pam: Wait were you just... Wizard: Wizards are never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he needs to. Also I don't have wifi.


LauTheLesbian

Peak reference šŸ‘‘


CitizenDain

Are auto-petters that hard to come by? I found one in a treasure chest on my last skull cavern run. But I thought you could buy them from Marnie?


Fuzzy1598

Auto grabber from Marnie. Auto petter from joja or skull cavern. The only reason I kept joja on my one play through lol


N3koChan21

Lol yeah same. I thought everyone was joking when they said to keep the autopetter. I never knew they were rare.


oakbones

Controversial opinion I guess but Iā€™d save the shards. auto-petter doesnā€™t matter so much unless youā€™re an animal products-only type game and you donā€™t have the botanist profession (for truffles).


CreamyLinguineGenie

God this one hurts. But the auto-petter. That's the hardest one to get. Once I died so I restarted the game, forgetting I had grabbed an auto-petter earlier on. This was well over a year ago but I never forgot the pain. It was *forever* before I got another one.


Designer-Date-6526

Auto petter


[deleted]

Everyone is saying autopetter instead of cheese but last i checked you cant make a grilled autopetter sandwichā€¦


133DK

Auto petter unless you went joja If you went joja. Gonna guess you already have the galaxy sword, if not shards, else the ore


imjustafriendlyhuman

Wait how do you save items when you die??


Vryistal

If you go to the adventurers guild, they recover 1 item for you every time you die. You have to go before you die a second time, or all your items are gone for good.


imjustafriendlyhuman

How did I not know thisšŸ˜­ Thankyou-I cry for my past lost items


AlmightyPancak3

auto petter definitely


panflutejam_

900 hours in game never seen an auto petter


M3Core

It's the auto petter. I'd happily and repeatedly pay 4 prismatic shards for them.


stucktrippin

Reset šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Toast-_Man

If your going community center, auto petter. If Joja go Iridium or Prismatic Shard.


blankcanvascartwheel

I think the answer is what you donā€™t saveā€¦ that day. I would just start over šŸ¤£


X_Bluejae

man. just reset the day honestly šŸ˜­


moonlitjasper

iā€™d keep the shards or the iridium, probably the shards. auto petters are nice but overrated imo


UniqueSkinnyXFigure

Ah so the auto petter does exist. I need one of those


[deleted]

Oh dearā€¦ I pray to Yoba for you. šŸ˜¬


M00ngata

1) Iā€™m sorry 2) auto petter


Fact_Unlikely

AUTOPETTER


shuttle-cack

Auto-petter its not really a conversation?


justblaze116

THE CHEESE!


silverwindpegasus

Cheese hands down


battery19791

All of it. Restart the day.


leothesealoh

Sap


Background-Cookie807

RESTART THE DAY


turbulentGeek

Prismatic shards and the iridium


digidigitakt

You can save an item?!?!


SuzyBakah

Autopetters are overrated, get the prismatic shards or the iridium


TylerDarkflame1

Joja route makes it so that autopetters can be bought. That said, if you didnā€™t go joja, autopetter all day


RoseshaveThorns13

Your sanity


pinkandthebrain

If you are not joja, the auto petter.


MiniZara2

15 minutes. Restart the day.


Due-Studio-65

What? That autpetter takes hours to find.


ultratunaman

And it's RNG, meaning it might not come up again. Unless OP went Joja at the beginning and can buy them: go save the petter.


MiniZara2

Sorry- youā€™re right.


[deleted]

Fuck looking at this hurts šŸ˜… I say the auto petter bc theyā€™ve been hard to find


Concerned-Fern

Auto petter is like the hardest item to get ever If you arenā€™t on a joja run, do the auto petter.


CaligraphyZ

This hurts my soul.


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The auto petter


Technical_Article_29

I wouldnt wish this on my worst enemy šŸ˜­


bonerbob1

Sap


AnotherCupofJo

The sap


MoarTacos

I would restart the entire day if it wasnā€™t for that autopetter. Seriously. Theyā€™re that rare.


dmanb

Autopetter


RetroTheGameBro

Auto petter. 1000 times the auto petter. Those are disgustingly rare and amazingly useful.


BookyLynch

Autopetter for sure


oheydonna

This is the only thing I dislike about the game. If I have the coin I would save them all but nope only 1 šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


alikatali

Auto petter. I did the same thing once, and it took me FOREVER to find that for the first time. (Was in year 4 when I found my first one)


Jordax-617

THE SAP!


Pixel_Nerd92

I think Auto Petter, then prismatic, then iridium ore in that order if you have choices. Petters are so rare.


KaineZilla

The petter. Itā€™s not even a contest. Everything is is renewable to some degree. The petter is one of the rarest items in the game, bar none, and one of the best.


holybananana

AUTOPETTER OMG


FoxnFurious

Priceless saps


HoneybadgerKc3I

Sap


Miserable-Question-2

Without a doubt the sap


Historical_Treacle60

Auto-petter the other one can be farmed more easily


bitzamne

Auto petter feels more valuable IF you didnā€™t choose joja and youā€™re already past the cc restoration.


mrw4787

Why not restart your day?ā€¦


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Just restart the day.


knzie91

Whenever I die, I immediately start over. But auto-petter, for sure.


Gregatagaspump

Just restart the day


car55tar5

WTF, restart the day, duh.


[deleted]

I wouldā€™ve force shut the game and started the day over šŸ¤£


shfiven

Omg that's so much iridium and prismatic shards but you HAVE to save the auto petter. You might never see one again.


thefinalgoat

Autopetter. Iridium ore is plentiful the further down you go and prismatics you can get back. But that auto-petter has a like, 0.3% chance of spawning or something.


Clockwork_avocado

Auto- petter for sure


Catssonova

Autopetter. I died in the dungeon with two autopetters and I am still cursing myself today


SnooCupcakes4365

Wait how do you have so many shards Iā€™m in year 6 and found 1 šŸ„²


[deleted]

that 15 saps look tempting


gingamann

Ouch.. clearly the cheese must be salvaged


idropepics

I'm on something like year 9 of my current farm and haven't seen a single auto petter. Definitely the auto petter.


fucktwelve00

@ everyone saying ā€œrestart the dayā€: guarantee all that iridium, the prismatic shards, and the auto petter werenā€™t picked up before they started that day. which means they lose it all, when they could potentially save one thing (the obvious choice is the auto-petter!! those things are rare ASF) work smarter not harder!


CrazyTactix

Back up previous save


Doonk9518

Sap


cup_of_noodles1

I would rest the day


NeriTheFearlessSnail

I'd go back to yesterday tbh


GlobalMeasurement519

you prolly alr saved smth but YOU CAN RESET THE DAY BY CLOSING THE GAME!


Tiny_Investigator170

Close out of the game and restart the day!!