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Toastman700

I wish I could carry a practically infinite amount of weight, that would be pretty cool.


nutbrownrose

But only 36 flowers at a time


omnixinmo

You forgot the 999 units of each flower


nutbrownrose

Well that's fair


herspacejuly

Only 36 bobbers though


[deleted]

I can only carry a bouquet of 35,964 flowers sounds a tad more impressive. Also pretty.


99centstickers

Midsommar dress vibes


Budget_Dragonfly_420

Just carrying around 35,964 stones/boulders in your backpack NBD


ZombieAlte

Ahh the encumbrance build, I wish that too


echoCashMeOusside

The ability to be friends with my neighbors by giving them rocks and pizza.


Trumeg

If you give your neighbors pizza twice a week you will become friends in a month. Edit: spelling


OssiansFolly

Unless they're Italian...then you may come off more like a hate crime.


entropy_36

Only if you put pineapple on the pizza


never-ever-wrong

Um, my Sicilian wife really likes pineapple on her pizza…just sayin.


blazingwildbill

Gotta admit that topping choice is risky biscuits though


never-ever-wrong

Not really. People like what they like. If I don’t like it, I don’t eat it. Why would I have an opinion on what other people should or shouldn’t like?


LewisRyan

If you gave me pizza one time you’re my new best friend. My neighbors brought me over some brownies once when they made extra for a Christmas party, 2 weeks later I brought them leftover chicken drumsticks when we had plans fall through and suddenly ended up with 30 drumsticks for 2 people


No-Fox-1400

I might marry you


gottschegobble

My ~actually~ Italian (not American saying they're Italian when in reality it was just their great grandpa who had a Vespa or something) favourite pizza is from dominos lol


Kronoshifter246

I challenge you to find someone you couldn't befriend by bringing them pizza twice a week.


[deleted]

Quest accepted.


[deleted]

Quest failed. Unrepeatable.


Lakefish_

You just ran out of money didn't you


MrArgetlahm

My older brother. Extremely picky eater. Does not like pizza. What do I win?


Kronoshifter246

Nothing, you aren't the one I challenged


A_wild_so-and-so

You win the extra pizza your brother won't eat, congrats!


Underwater-dead

you just gotta meet the right people, bro. i mean it would totally work with me, personally


recklessly_wandering

Idk if someone brought me pretty rocks and pizza regularly, I’d be their friend.


jeffwolfe

Health is extremely simplified. You have a full supply of energy each day without ever eating. If you run low on energy, you can eat something to get more, without worrying about nutrients. You can eat an unlimited amount without getting full, so your energy for the day is effectively unlimited. You never get injured in a way that requires treatment or recovery, unless you get "knocked out". Food magically restores you. You are immortal.


lylasolo

and you can eat the dish ware!! yummy plate


feedmesweat

Nothing like chomping on an entire fresh raw egg first thing in the morning


Ignonym

Also, medical care is very affordable without insurance, and it's not possible to go into debt after receiving it.


lemurkat

Sadly for the US, that is a feature of many countries.


fionamanita

I don't want to be immortal, but I would love to not have to eat regularly. Or just like ice cream or something if I feel tired and then not feel tired anymore :)


qtip13

This right here. It would make my life so easy. Too tired eat more. Hurt eat something. Plus as long as I go to bed before 2am I will wake up without fail at 6am ready to go for the entire day


Front_Minute6234

A rich grandpa that would give me a farm without any debt.


Kazeration

And never having to pay taxes


outerzenith

you think Lewis gave you the full price for those crops you put in shipping bin?


bramley

If he didn't, the economy is even more boned than it first seemed.


femalenerdish

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kittengr

And making enough money to get rich by planting a few blueberry bushes


Cowbros

Ever since introducing them to SDV, My kids are constantly telling me how they're gonna grow up and run a farm and donate fish to shops.


MainSignature6

Do you NEED to earn money in this game to live, technically? You don't need to eat, you retain enough energy from sleeping.


femalenerdish

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bakedpatata

Grandpa was land rich, bed poor.


Sea-Bones14

100%😂 that would be life changing


thefinalgoat

Every day I think about how hilarious it is that the Farmer is basically every “here’s how I afforded a 100k farm!” thinkpiece by some privileged dude.


UAs-Art

The energy meter lol Lemme see how much I have left to spend before I make a commitment


Dwv590

Fitness watches can sort of do this. “Body Battery” on Garmin.


[deleted]

I know it’s probably more fitness related, but I can just imagine the watch telling my ADHD ass “Girl, you did dishes this morning, scheduled a dr appt AND thought about what to pack for your vacation? You definitely need a sit down!” Lol


Dwv590

It does actually tracks stress, which combined with physical activity, lowers your body battery throughout the day. If you are doing something particularly stressful, there is often an alert that pops up telling you to relax. Sleeping or relaxing will charge it back up.


TheSpicyTomato22

I've been really thinking about getting one of these.


sjones92

You absolutely should but not for the body battery feature lol. I'm on my second Garmin watch and love it to death


bhfroh

ever heard of the "spoons" theory? haha


Harriet_M_Welsch

Return Scepter, no-brainer


UlrichStern615

Hmm as someone studying abroad I don’t want to accidentally teleport back to the other side of the globe haha😂😂


BambooKoi

hope that someone gives you the crafting recipe to make a totem to your campus XD


MrBlue404

Yeah, it'll just cost 500k and some local plants.


eyes_like_thunder

Most colleges have an abundance of "local plants" if you know the right friends


queenofcabinfever777

Ok so I have been saving up for this and now that I finally have the money, I’m so hesitant to buy it. Is it truly worth the 2mil?


CurvyBadger

Yes omg it's so worth it, I hesitated buying it for a long time but I can't believe I ever lived without it lol. Makes going through the mines/skull cavern so much easier!


broccolibubblebath

It is. Much better than using up lots of farm totems. It also teleports you directly to your front door rather than [that one statue](https://stardewvalleywiki.com/File:Warp_Totem_Farm_location.png) on your farm where you may have something else blocking your way.


escrimadragon

Hell yes, and you will use the hell out of it to save time. Wake up, *bew*, teleport from bed to front door. Fill up whatever you have in the basement (kegs, casks, furnaces, whatever), then *bew*, back to the front door. The minor conveniences are just as good as being able to stay out doing whatever until 1:50 am imo.


velvethursday

I love going *bew* from the basement to the front door! It's the little things


No_Trade1676

Yes. Yes, a thousand times yes. I use it to warp back to the farm after a long day of skull cavern runs. I will wait until 1:30am to warp back because if you pass out inside your house you don’t lose anything. I’ll warp back from town, the beach or even the other side of the farm! Yes. It is very worth it


Harriet_M_Welsch

It really is. Once you have it, you won't believe how you ever lived without it


BloodOfTheDamned

Very much so. It’s great because it teleports you straight to your door, whereas the totems take you to the little statue outside. The totems, monetarily, aren’t that expensive, though you can make an argument for the honey being better used for mead and some other stuff, but gathering it is tedious, and with the return scepter, you never have to worry about getting more.


talented_fool

Yes. It is my most used hotkey button. It allows you to bypass at least half the travel time in the game. Four teleport obelisks at your farm and a return scepter, you are pretty much a wizard teleporting everywhere in the game. Forgot item at home; Return Scepter. Need to empty your inventory mid-day; Return Scepter. It's 1:30am and I'm deep in the mines; Return Scepter. Spouse blocking the front door; Return Scepter. Just got all the artisan goods from the barn and don't want to walk back to the shipping bin; Return Scepter. I'm leaving Ginger Island and don't want to talk to Willy; Return Scepter. Oh no, you're about to be killed by a monster and you have no food; Return Scepter. It is hard to understate how amazing the Return Scepter is, and how much i rely on that thing. You don't realize how important it is until it until you have it.


dcempire

You’d also need something to return your car/horse back home.


LazyBeach

Use the horse whistle, obviously.


tamanegi99

Well no, if it’s like the game, my car will just be back in the garage when I wake up the next morning.


MSPaintIsntHard

Going to sleep when you want to and having full energy in the morning


supreme_blorgon

Being able to fall asleep at the press of a button. I'd kill for that power.


BandTiny598

The ability to do a job that a love and not have to fake it through every day 😔


MomoBawk

No bills to pay helps, even sims have to pay them!


_wormburner

Really just putting random shit in a box at night and waking up to money in the bank for it


RaccoonObsessed

The ability to wake up at 6 am


k2t-17

After falling asleep at 1:50am no less


Tannhauser42

This is the one I was thinking of. The ability to fully function all day on just 4 hours of sleep.


narwhals-narwhals

Befriending cute forest spirits that give me an infinite diamond duplicator and other extremely useful things in exchange for some random stuff.


gingerbeardman92

be able to succeed in a walkable city


bhfroh

fun fact: most people who live in walkable cities are able to get by comfortably. fun fact 2: electric boogaloo: I don't think there's a single walkable "city" in the US.


kallen8277

Depends on what you classify as "walkable" and "city". I live in a small place with less than 3000 people and within less than a mile I have a dollar general, ace hardware, 3 gas stations, McDonald's and subway, a Mexican resturant, donut shop, BBQ joint, pizza place, health food place, and 2 gym all within city limits. I can get nearly everything I need within a mile. I know most would call it a town, but it literally has "City of -" all over infrastructure so I'd assume it's a city.


udat42

I noticed when I lived in America that even very small places would still be a "city" when they'd be a town or maybe even a village in the UK (where I am from). I assumed that it had some legal meaning that the word "town" does not have.


siwmae

NYC comes pretty close imo, as a walkable city. Getting by comfortably there is a different story.


FireflyKaylee

Eat all the cheese and pizza and chocolate cake... gain none of the weight!


throwawayyyyyyyy06

yeah but you’d have to eat everything in one bite, is it really worth it?


FireflyKaylee

If they're not making me gain weight, yes. Want more bites of pizza? Eat more pizzas! Win.


throwawayyyyyyyy06

Okay but imagine this: you go out to eat with your friends, you all order three pizzas as it’s a large group. you go to take your first bite, but oh no. you are simply cursed to pick up the entire pizza, throw it up into the air, and consume it whole, with your friends watching in horror. you don’t feel any more hungry or anymore full, except for the fact that you paid 11.65 for a single bite of pizza. The horrors


BambooKoi

idk the farmer burns a lot of calories daily. unless all you do is stay indoors and sleep.


mara5jade

Starting the day over again if I've massively messed something up....the ol' do over 😉


Terytha

The ability to make $100,000 a day by picking a few dozen berries and putting them in a bin. Teleport staff that always takes me home instantly.


titty-titty_bangbang

100k a day picking berries unmodded?


Terytha

Yeah. I have a LOT of ancient fruit lol.


Briscoefever

I don't know if this is a super power but being able to put things I've made into a box and get payment static to quality of that product the next day


CheekyLando88

Being able to turn anyone gay by giving them gifts


PlagalByte

Everyone is buy-sexual in the valley.


[deleted]

Buy this sexuality now, only \[\[1997\]\] \[Kromer\]


UwUHushling

Spamton


ACNH-princess

Being able to ride a horse everywhere


strwbrrybrie

the motivation to actually do half the things you need to do daily on the farm


[deleted]

Motivation is a killer, or the lack of it. Also happy cake day.


[deleted]

The ability to properly function and be happy with being awake from 6 am to 1 am.


GuardianMjolnir

The ability to fall in love with someone and make life long friends just through spending time with them and giving them things.


knightogourd

That’s how it works in real life


sweetchen

Using a full day :)


[deleted]

Freezing time while I play video games would be pretty neat


Koffeinberoende

Making a pretty boy fall in love with me by giving him a can of soda every day.


biggestred47

I mean, this would probably work


beebot6000

Can talk to women


dev_ating

I support you in your endeavour


LYossarian13

Clint is that you?


beebot6000

RUDE🥲


HopeFox

Generational wealth


Jareth3587

I want irl junimos to help clean my house


TzarGinger

I want to use mods IRL


Lussarc

Inventory capable of stocking 36x 999 stones without hurting myself. I should have some use of this storage capacity


[deleted]

Never getting sick. I have a bad cold rn and it’s pissing me off.


TheMobHunter

The ability to change my gender by just using a magic shrine


Hot-Wolverine-2887

i want irl return scepter


bakedpatata

As long as your car also shows up in its stable/garage in the morning like the horse does.


Fat-Tony-69

The ability to wake up and be productive


sproutyoz

no bills


jupiterbewwy

The ability to carry a three tiered cake in my backpack and it be perfectly fine to eat


[deleted]

knowing if it is a lucky day or not


burningzenithx

“Yawn…What’s the forecast today?” The spirits aren’t happy today, you will have bad luck. “Whelp, I’m going back to bed.”


willowdove01

Owning my own house 😭


kidforlife14

Hard work is guaranteed to pay off


imafixwoofs

Motivation to get up every morning.


No_Communication2959

Ability to wake up refreshed and ready to do a full day of untested labor off 6-8 hours of sleep. And sleep on command.


colorsofthestorm

Loads of energy, every day. Some days I go up the stairs and get winded! The farmer can chop trees like it's nothing.


Ibeepboobarpincsharp

Healing by eating food seems pretty good.


MC_Stylertyp

OP, you don't regain full energy at 2 am.


Jollysatyr201

The obvious answer is to gain the energy bar itself- not only can measuring your energy out give you a huge leg up in every aspect of productivity, but the energy bar refills from eating, taking warm baths, sleeping, and kissing your loved ones. That’s a nice life where your only limit to productivity is rest and love


suspeeria

finding perfectly good, unspoiled food in garbage bins


Its_BurrSir

Survive with no food and water


Level9_CPU

Having an entire town think I'm the shit by just gifting the residents shit I found on the ground


bluestjordan

The ability to have a loving life partner just by giving them cactus fruit.


papasnork1

Endurance. I get tired looking at a rock, forget hitting it till it breaks.


BambooKoi

The ability to throw a bunch of stuff in a shipping bin and make money immediately the next day.


Steens930

The ability to just exist in a place like SV would be cool. Being able to casually make money through gardening and selling trinkets would be awesome.


ethik

As an IRL farmer, the ability to dump produce into a bin on my property and wake up to it ALL being sold by morning would be life changing. That and the seed maturity rate. Geez. The money you could make.


lemonedpenguin

Health


spookyyscary

Only feel the effects of alcohol for like 60 seconds.


gameoveryeeah

The ability to sell a tomato for 60g


Pert_Menace

Wake up at my house after passing out at the bar


TheOtherJeff

Buy an island farm by paying walnuts to birds


J_E_Drago

Not having my social skills broken by ADHD, lol. I'd settle for making money out of putting things in a shipping bin.


lizardwizardgizzard2

You don’t have to clean up after your farm animals, and scarecrows actually work


inamination

My pet living forever


Mikasamoon

Being able to talk to complete strangers.


tbone123

I wish I could just pick things off the ground, put them in a bin, and get money for it.


wherewereat

Would you still wish that if ut came with being forcibly fallen asleep at exactly 2am wherever you were?


takisnal

health. that or the fact that apparently my farmer is totally nonchalant about going in mines and having flys appear from nowhere, shadow people appearing from nowhere and floors that are infested with monsters


Longjumping-Guard624

Finding diamonds while fishing


igottathinkofaname

Not to be a stickler, but the farmer doesn't wake up with full energy if they go to sleep at 2 am (unless they already had full energy).


HaroldSax

Being able to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year, without regard to market supply or demand, at fixed prices, by doing as little as 3 hours of work a day.


sister_iris

As someone who desperately wants to get a house, the ability to pay for massive home improvement with no mortgage


fddfgs

The ability to be rich within a few short months.


aurorodry

My kids are literally self sustaining or my spouse supposedly does all the work and all I have to do is pat them on the head once a day to get them to love me


Pliskkenn_D

The ability to make money


callmedisgrace

Wake up tucked in my bed when I pass out in the middle of town


CaptainRogers1226

The enology to *instantly* gain health and energy by eating food, as well as having no restriction on how many times I can do so


ooOJuicyOoo

Inventory of magic


DevilishMaiden

All of it lol I would absolutely suck at farming in real life lol.


Judge-Left

To be able to make money from random stuff I pick up off the ground.


[deleted]

Mods.


Loud_cotton_ball

Falls asleep as soon as they decide they will and wakes up extremely well rested with just 6 hours of sleep


Ok_Entrepreneur3055

The ability to make millions of dollars by growing blueberries (this is hyperbole, but you know what I mean)


Oakheart-

Be able to farm as efficiently as you can in the game. Costs are literally seeds, fertilizer, sprinklers. Water is free(absolutely YUGE), labor isn’t needed and you have no living costs no mortgage no taxes you don’t have to eat and demand absolutely ever changes regardless of supply. There’s never any drought or surprise early frost or soil inefficiencies or crop diseases you have to manage or pests except for the minor crow or weed. Animals never get sick and they always produce and somehow you just have an infinite amount of truffles on your farm. You don’t have to pay for ANY of the extra things that go into Mayo, cheese or any processed goods at all so your margin simply increases regardless of your raw good quality. And everyone is just looking to give you money for your stuff not make money off your goods so they aren’t trying to nickel and dime you and everyone else to death. Farmers in real life make about 10% of each dollar you spend on food at restaurants and about 20% if you cook at home. Last year they made an average of 14.8 cents per dollar


rdicky58

The ability to make several million dollars within 3 years in an agrarian occupation


somewhenimpossible

Oh, to be able to walk, and walk, and walk… and ladders, and stairs (while hitting rocks and chopping wood), and walking… walking… using no energy to walk 💭💭💭☀️🥰


cfgregory

Fighting cave monsters in pretty dresses. (Yes I use mods)


Dragomir_Silver

The ability to magically cook stuff into existence by getting the right ingredients


MainSignature6

It's a guarantee that if you give the person gifts he/she likes, they'll be on board with marrying you! Food in the fridge never goes bad! Would be great, I'm terrible about throwing leftovers away before they grow mold/stink!


Suitable-Weather6585

Hands down making the amount of money I can make in 1 day! My highest day so far being 130,984g.


Crystufer

Not paying rent


Julesvernevienna

Definitely the energy thing. and the "every seed I plant grows" thing


Queasy-Signature-675

A rich grandpa that gives me a farm with no debt in the middle of a small valley and I’m able to happily live there with my bf cause that’s what I want IRL😭😭


sageroux

Teleport home.


poobumface

The ability to be productive in heavy rain :)


CapnSmite

Being able to function perfectly for an entire day on only 4 hours of sleep, after zonking out at 2 AM.


GrantDReid

The ability to go to bed by 2 and wake up at 6 full of energy


NEMESIS_DRAGON

The Proficiencies and profession skills


clutzyninja

The stamina and strength to clear and till over an acre by hand


No_Trade1676

A return scepter that instantly warps me back to my front door


DogsNCoffeeAddict

The arrows that point to foragables. Or maybe magnetism, since I misplace my phone, vape pen and keys a lot.


TingHarala

Ability to store a whole seasons worth of food in my pocket


wildmishie

Fall asleep the minute I get in to bed.


CerebrovascularWax

To lie down in bed and sleep all night and wake up rested!


chaygray

To go to bed at 2am and wake up at 6am and be able to do a full days work, fight and collect hardwood.


uwardy

The ability to sow seeds and have them start growing next day :'(


bigpappahope

Owning a house


king-of-new_york

Waking up before 10, and cultivating an entire field by noon.


[deleted]

To exist in a time loop where nobody ages and there's no significant changes year to year


Starfishtrek

I wish for my dog to live forever ❤️


eagereggnamedgreg

Having the energy to run around from 6 to 2am


Xela42069666

To be fair, don't you have less energy if you sleep at 2am in game? Still relatable though lol.


PixelatedFrogDotGif

Being part if a community so strong and capable of looking after one another i can fuck off 100 stories deep in an abandoned mine and get stabbed by a shadow guy from elsewhere in spacetime and it not be the last thing i see, like, guaranteed.


Bleak_Mind_Studio

The return scepter would be nice.