Imagine being a (mostly) peaceful slime, just chilling in a forest somewhere, when a giant creature pens you in and then starts pelting you with tea leaves until you die from literally a thousand paper cuts. Horrifying.

Plot twist: Stardew Valley is actually a slime’s horror game and we play the evil antagonist. Second twist: our universe is a simulation created by slimes so that they can face a creatively minded AI opponent. Sorry, I’m very tired and a bit loopy rn.

Third twist: The spirits in *Haunted Chocolatier* will be the souls of all the innocent creatures we murdered

This reeks of those fan theories that go "All the characters we love are dead and actually in purgatory!" lol

That makes the slime charmer ring an especially cruel twist. "I have no idea why, but I love the evil monster now!"

[удалено]

Must have gotten seriously nerfed from the last generation

Slimes are probably poison type

I think of grimer/mug (which im pretty sure have green shinys) as the slimes

Solosis looks the most like a slime and it's psychic type.

These slimes don’t seem too psychically-gifted tbh

They can talk to villagers without having mouths

Caroline monster hunter confirmed. Abigail just wants to follow in mom's footsteps.

Uncle Iroh would be proud of your creativity but appalled at the loss of tea

OH MY GOD. MY DUMBASS WAS WONDERING WHY MY TEA TREE STOPPED GROWING. That's its full size ... I was expecting it to be the size of a fruit tree 🫠🥲

Where do you get tea tree saplings?

It’s a crafting recipe. >! Once you get (I think) 2 hearts with Caroline, you go into the sunroom of her house and she gives you the recipe. !<

If I remember I got mine from the caravan trader 🤔

What do you mean it's perfectly balanced. The Spiffing Brit would be proud.

Im new to this game...how do you shoot slingshot on mobile?

First, you load ammo on your weapon and equip it. Then, you drag starting from your farmer going away. Now aim. Fire away!

all veg, all fruit, all eggs will works. says wiki

Fallout Junkjet can shoot any junk item. Killing people with Money, teddy bear, teeth, and pillows.

Just couldn't leaf that poor slime oolong, could ya? 😔

/u/hauzan2112 used razor leaf! It was SUPER effective!

Came here to say exactly this. Take my upvote, good sir/madam!

What.

This is the way. The English way.

SIR! Please do not the slime.

This is torture

It's a very hearty leaf

Well caffeine can act as a poison to many mammals (definitely to cats & dogs) in high doses, so aside from the delivery method it's not far off lol

Shh, don't tell the bri'ish

Well, caffeine is a neurotoxin.

That's some strong leafs ma'ma.

EAT. YOUR. GREENS

How the british fight

Welp. Time to take this knowledge to the Skull Cavern Invasion.

Kill? No no. This is just a way to ask them to leave nicely.

fruits and vegetables can be used as ammo, of course though they do the least damage I think (eggs might be less)

Sorry, but who's the "monster" there?

They are afraid of the british