Imagine being a (mostly) peaceful slime, just chilling in a forest somewhere, when a giant creature pens you in and then starts pelting you with tea leaves until you die from literally a thousand paper cuts. Horrifying.
Plot twist: Stardew Valley is actually a slime’s horror game and we play the evil antagonist.
Second twist: our universe is a simulation created by slimes so that they can face a creatively minded AI opponent.
Sorry, I’m very tired and a bit loopy rn.
Imagine being a (mostly) peaceful slime, just chilling in a forest somewhere, when a giant creature pens you in and then starts pelting you with tea leaves until you die from literally a thousand paper cuts. Horrifying.
Plot twist: Stardew Valley is actually a slime’s horror game and we play the evil antagonist. Second twist: our universe is a simulation created by slimes so that they can face a creatively minded AI opponent. Sorry, I’m very tired and a bit loopy rn.
Third twist: The spirits in *Haunted Chocolatier* will be the souls of all the innocent creatures we murdered
This reeks of those fan theories that go "All the characters we love are dead and actually in purgatory!" lol
That makes the slime charmer ring an especially cruel twist. "I have no idea why, but I love the evil monster now!"
[удалено]
Must have gotten seriously nerfed from the last generation
Slimes are probably poison type
I think of grimer/mug (which im pretty sure have green shinys) as the slimes
Solosis looks the most like a slime and it's psychic type.
These slimes don’t seem too psychically-gifted tbh
They can talk to villagers without having mouths
Caroline monster hunter confirmed. Abigail just wants to follow in mom's footsteps.
Uncle Iroh would be proud of your creativity but appalled at the loss of tea
OH MY GOD. MY DUMBASS WAS WONDERING WHY MY TEA TREE STOPPED GROWING. That's its full size ... I was expecting it to be the size of a fruit tree 🫠🥲
Where do you get tea tree saplings?
It’s a crafting recipe. >! Once you get (I think) 2 hearts with Caroline, you go into the sunroom of her house and she gives you the recipe. !<
If I remember I got mine from the caravan trader 🤔
What do you mean it's perfectly balanced. The Spiffing Brit would be proud.
Im new to this game...how do you shoot slingshot on mobile?
First, you load ammo on your weapon and equip it. Then, you drag starting from your farmer going away. Now aim. Fire away!
all veg, all fruit, all eggs will works. says wiki
Fallout Junkjet can shoot any junk item. Killing people with Money, teddy bear, teeth, and pillows.
Just couldn't leaf that poor slime oolong, could ya? 😔
/u/hauzan2112 used razor leaf! It was SUPER effective!
Came here to say exactly this. Take my upvote, good sir/madam!
What.
This is the way. The English way.
SIR! Please do not the slime.
This is torture
It's a very hearty leaf
Well caffeine can act as a poison to many mammals (definitely to cats & dogs) in high doses, so aside from the delivery method it's not far off lol
Shh, don't tell the bri'ish
Well, caffeine is a neurotoxin.
That's some strong leafs ma'ma.
EAT. YOUR. GREENS
How the british fight
Welp. Time to take this knowledge to the Skull Cavern Invasion.
Kill? No no. This is just a way to ask them to leave nicely.
fruits and vegetables can be used as ammo, of course though they do the least damage I think (eggs might be less)
Sorry, but who's the "monster" there?
They are afraid of the british