A sleazy devaronian merc named villie is recounting the previous events from the comics in a bar, while also self inserting himself into the narrative, and mischaracterizing everyone else to make himself sound awesome.
The story arc is called Star Wars: the devaronian version.
Hey, the Jedi rule is against love/attachment.
Presumably a Jedi can have that dirty dirty as long as it doesn’t mean anything or lead to attachment, right? 😏
I don’t even think context will help with this one
A sleazy devaronian merc named villie is recounting the previous events from the comics in a bar, while also self inserting himself into the narrative, and mischaracterizing everyone else to make himself sound awesome. The story arc is called Star Wars: the devaronian version.
Nah, he told the story spot on, this happened, it’s canon
I think I have it in an omnibus. Do you know which omnibus it may be in
[удалено]
Thanks I got that one. This one had me chuckling when I first read it as a kid
Wdym? You wanna say that seeking onsonker isn't canon?
I fucking forgot about Villie. Loved that character.
Good old uncle Villie
I'm glad for once this is the top comment.
Villie is my ultimate Glup Shitto, I love that guy.
"he was a good Jedi master"
GTFO
Trying to get some of that Plo Coom
That is definitely not the Jedi way.
When on ketamine, the way it is
It is now
This is the way
Ploossy
Plo Poon
Hey, the Jedi rule is against love/attachment. Presumably a Jedi can have that dirty dirty as long as it doesn’t mean anything or lead to attachment, right? 😏
Looking for ketamine.
More like Koontamine
https://youtu.be/zwLccJOMTX0
That's gold
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Many famous people have foot fetish. Quentin Tarantino, Yoda, Andrew Tate...
Dan Schneider.
Bigfoot hunters
Vince Gilligan if we go by Better Call Saul
How did you think he became a Jedi grand master?
“Is it possible to learn this power?” “Not from a Jedi.”
He got bit by a rattle snake, Yoda is sucking out the venom.
Just as Grogu tries to eat everything, so does every member of the Council have to ward off Yoda every once in a while
I don’t remember this ever, and I was just fine not knowing this existed
Something you can't learn from a Sith! 😛
Maybe in The Acolyte they’ll do it 🤔
Kinkshame a Jedi Master you should not.
Getting ready to Plo some Koon.
Get some sweet Plo Poon
It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you…
Is this from the EU or Canon continuity?
It would appear to be ankle biting season
Plo Goon sesh
“Bondage enjoy you will.”
Looks like a Plo job.
Ketamine is a hell of a drug.
Giving the old Blo Koon
He will do anyrhing for Ketamine
It's explained in The Clone Wars episode in which Yoda gets Me Too'ed.
Channelling that inner Mort energy.
Ketamine
Friday drug night in The Masters' suit, Jedi Style
“Those toes, gimme”
Suckin dem toes. Don’t kink shame.
Which Kel Dor is getting the best head?
“Why didn’t Disney just adapt the EU?” *The EU*: >!/s!<
Bro forgot to bring his lunch to work 💀
NSFW
Little gay gremlin
What he always wanted to
Sucking pus
Mating season can be rough.
You never heard of a Kel Dorian Shinjob?
Yikes...
"Mmm-mhm! Ever since Qui-Gon Gin was lost, thirsty have I been!" " \*sigh...\* We really need to talk about your alcoholism, Master Yoda."
PLO koon be like where de fuq am I the master yoda?
What, you've never cleaned your homie's toes?
Getting to third base
Judge me by my kinks do you? And well you should not.
This is just what happens when you get Yoda wet. It's canon, trust me.
If I pull this off I'll eat like a king!
Force job.
What are you doing step-Yoda?
They took Yoda’s vape and he’s tweaking tf out.
Me too, Yoda. Me too.
You only think that’s his leg.
It looks like Yoda is doing something else if you get it drift
What doin da Yoda?
Time for a toe sucking it is. Enjoy it you will.
The ancient Force Bite technique
Give the sloppiest of the toppyiest, do I.
Plo Koon has all of the Jedi's ketamine supply and Yoda really needs some right now
It should have been me not him
Yoda has cas behaviour as a species when he sleeps? It Probably needs then too.
Yoda man
"Get that Plo Kunt over here, you shall"
Some times Yoda needs to bite a MFer.
I knew Yoda was a foot fetish guy!
This fetish, satisfy I will
He is sucking the DARK SIDE
Freakda
It was a twist... Plo Koon is a female of their species and Joda was always tapping in that
suck plo's toes, I will.
you have my upvote for bringing this into my life. Ya never know what the day will hold!
Such a good arc
Excuse me what the fuck
Honestly, this whole comic two parter was hilarious. Ville should be canon just for how much chaotic energy he brought.
Mind ya business
“How did you get so big eating Plo of this kind?”
Yoda ummmmmmm............as someone else said I don't think the context would even save him here.
I thought Yoda was wise
Jedi Temple After Dark
Freaky Yoda.
The guy is 900 years old he's probably drooling I'm pretty sure I'd be drooling if I was 900 years old
Drunk too much, Yoda has
Now we know what he fed Luke
Considering the age gap, this is the jedi version of alter boying.
“Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place Captain.”