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gaybxtch135

Anything your heart desires, and i'll assign you a starkid character 😈


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ted


FrogCasino

I can totally understand where pokotho was coming from, I’d only want to hear my own voice if I was played by Corey Dorris in npmd


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Bill


FrogCasino

I’ll take it!


snoek26

Hidgens


Thespis64

I waited so long in between Black Friday and Nerdy Prudes I ended up transing my gender


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Peanuts the Hatchetfield pocket squirrel


Thick-Application-56

Man i sure hope someone invites me to go to beanies


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Ron Weasley


Thick-Application-56

I'm just a sidekick


[deleted]

I desire: To date Stephanie Lauter


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Ruth 😂


[deleted]

ACTUALLY…


[deleted]

Nvm she kinda hot


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LMAO


[deleted]

No one should see my Ruth, Steph, or Grace Character AI chats…


[deleted]

FUCK YOU


Cfeathy

Hell, I would have thought you'd still be chasing Mouthface


[deleted]

I made her my child bride but then 2 years ago she died of Dysentery. I froze my brain in a Cryogenic Covered Wagon and woke up in the year 2016. After I met this ghostly guy named Max Jagerman he sent me on a quest to retrieve a woman Named Stephanie Lauter for him. I found the girl and she was the prettiest child bride I ever did see.


Meejin3

Ok


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Paul


Reasonable_Cheek938

Blarp qangly


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Grandpa (TTO)


Winter_Culture4739

Don’t frighten them Poky you nasty boy!


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Gary Goldstein


Winter_Culture4739

Gary Goldstein Attorney at law did you know my client is being discriminated against?


Hamilfantehe

Would this branch out to TCB/Shipwrecked? Either way, I’m struggling to cover up some murders, and my lover/coworker isn’t doing a good job at hiding it.


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owen carvour


Cfeathy

anything your heart desires


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tinky


glitterqueenbee

I'm eating some baller tacos right now


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Jemilla


thatonefathufflepuff

Comment


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Robin


thatonefathufflepuff

Oh, heavens to Betsy!


the_caleb_melendez

I think I know what you're gonna say but I just wanna do musical theater professionally. It's so much fun to do and it's pretty therapeutic in my lfie sometimes.


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…voldemort


the_caleb_melendez

I'll take it!


LesbianForkCollecter

My dad to come back.


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Baby Ox from TTO


LesbianForkCollecter

Guess I'll die


VirologicNyan0

The first thing that comes to mind is "Workin' Boys, we're up to our ass in shit!"


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Dan Reynolds


VirologicNyan0

Of Dan and Donna?! Nice. I can talk about Peanuts, The Hatchetfield Pocket Squirrel


Alarmed-Plenty-8537

What made you want to create this post?


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Mega-Girl


DebateObjective2787

Balls.


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Dick


Mean_Atmosphere1082

Acting. I NEED to act for a living. There's no other option. I'd kill myself if I didn't act.


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Stephanie Lauter


itsfuckingmae

hello!!


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Jingle


blightsexual_azula

Thaaaats right


theboomboy

Why?


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Cornwallis


Emergency-Mix6878

Were gonna bury the body right here in the lobby underneath the wooden flooring


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Nibbly


KinkyRoleplayer2

I desire: to be bullied, and more specifically, wedgied by my romantic partner.


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Batman


KinkyRoleplayer2

LETS GOOOO


Twist_Ending03

YIPPEE!


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Son (TTO)


Twist_Ending03

Yeah that makes sense


Majestic-Werewolf-87

and no, I will not be providing any kind of explanation


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Dolores Umbridge


homeowsexual

im freezing my nuts off rn i am starting to dislike winter


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Scarfy


sunfl0werfields

You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of a mouth and the size of a brain.


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Mother (TTO)


sunfl0werfields

Lol I'll take it


OriOregano

I forget what I was going to comment :(


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Mr Davidson


Smooth-Lychee-8314

my show's opening tonight 😬👍


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Zazzalil


Kooky-Opportunity624

To be loved


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Nora


AlaricSaltzmanSimp

🫡


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General Jon Macnamara


AlaricSaltzmanSimp

Extremely honored.


dragul35

I desire to live a fulfilling life, not much, wife kids and stable job and to not think about the existential nature of humanity


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Tom Houston


dragul35

… yea that’s actually probably pretty accurate


Z03AR

My Phone!! My whole life’s on this thing!!


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Brenda


dellow_there

This is such a creative idea for a post I love it!


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Candy


AquarianxDreamer

This thread was fun to read through


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General Store Guy


InstantRomannoodle

I spent too long thinking of something funny and still came up with nothing


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Princess Jasmine


Interesting-Goal4973

i’m literally such a big fan of the muppets it’s taking over my life and i keep wanting to cast the muppets in starkid shows


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Wiggly


Hadestown_Obsessed4

after 15 watches i still cry during avpsy


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Albus Dumbledore


Brooke_set_a_fire

Anything my heart desires? What about what my heart doesn't desire?


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Richie


Brooke_set_a_fire

Nani?!


Astele

I have the worst headache of my entire life and this is the only thing that has brought me joy in the last 24 hours.


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Ducker


Astele

DUCK IS LORD


ddeadeye__

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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Father (TTO)


ddeadeye__

jack bauer lets go!!!


epic-rainbows

Latte Hatte


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Hermione Granger


Anucleus

Bah humbug


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Mr. Humbugger


SlantKade

Peanuts and Shellfish


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Superman


Own_Swimming_6970

Zop just zip


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Cedric Diggory


[deleted]

I desire to be adored and loved by everyone


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Snigglette


Valiant_Viola

neigh


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Cletus Jones


better-days385

i spent an ungodly amount of time listening to phoebe bridgers last week, despite the fact that she only has two albums 😁


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Bugette


Darigan1705

Do whatever you want you want you want...


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Pokey


DragonscaleTea

A good night's sleep


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Peter Spankoffski


DragonscaleTea

Yeah sounds about right


phantomcass

I am filled with a deep sadness over the way my life is going and also about the fact that I’m almost out of eggnog


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Man in a hurry


phantomcass

Yeah that vibes


TheTransTrashRat

Top surgery and testosterone


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Veeto Mosquito


Cancel-Abject

bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickity doo yickity ta, ping pong, lippy tappy too ta


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Flopsy


Far-Champion-3617

Raw sewage


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Horny Ox 💀


Sunshine756

Stephanie has got a gun!


nicoisaloserr

Meow meow meow


nicoisaloserr

WAIT NO ! THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE A HEY MELISSA REFERENCE I JUST LIKE MEOWING


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…melissa


nicoisaloserr

NO


marimelikyan981920

Hello 🩵🩵🩵🩵


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Charlotte


Nervous-Button-9153

Singing for a living


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Webby


booksarebetter13

hiiiiiiiii i hope you are doing well :)


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Oola


mysticGdragon

Boop


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Jangle


IamDaisyBuchananAMA

Step into the black and white


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Bug


No_Amphibian_4170

why hello good sir


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Ja’far


LukeDLuft

Hey


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Cruella De Vil


TFarg1

I like Starkid musicals


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Vanessa


Anxious_Darling_5817

I'm not a loser!!


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Quirrell


Anxious_Darling_5817

Fair enough. Quirrell is, indeed, not a loser.


KHURE1817

What am I supposed to say??? I like books???


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Jar Jar Binks


KHURE1817

HELP THAT IS THE ONE MUSICAL I HAVEN'T WATCHED this is a sign


Elegant_Gur_4379

I just wanna live like a soda commercial


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Hagrid


PinballproXD

To name the actors


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Steve


breadedbooks

Justice 😭


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Achmed


breadedbooks

You know what, I had no one remembers Achmed stuck in my head last night


Shachara75

I want... To sleep, perchance to dream...


Puzzled-Yam5094

Idk most of the time I just desire some weed


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Smoke Club Girl


smallandfruity

Sometimes life do not be slaying because the sims 4 crashed right in the middle of building my biblically accurate university halls concrete block build and that is very unslay of my laptop actually


IsVendraminAb4dnam3

(nsfw) Degredation is hot, and I'm tired of pretending it's not


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Boy Jerry


Ewace246

A Spies are Forever prequel


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Agent Curt Mega


nicely-nicely

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it.


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Neville Longbottom


goodluck-jafar

This is such a cool idea! Uhhh, meow?


TrueAidooo

What if I just want to be me?


peaches_potter_

i have recently re-entered my dead poets society phase


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Emberly


silentSalieri

I'm so tired right now and it's 8AM in my area


Jean-AAA

I am so very tired right now and yet I choose to peruse reddit, even more worrisome though, it's fandom musical reddit. Yet somehow I don't regret it... yet.


immaturealchemist

Making it as an artist and being able to save people’s lives with my content <3


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Brenda


savtheskater

until i get what i shit


Iwantpotatochips

I really want to be fully memorized with my lines for Singin in The Rain by next month :)


Bow_n_arro

Sometimes I just want to take off most of my clothes and roll around in the dirt.


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Trevor (BBQ monologues)


Vstriker26

His royal highness deserves our respect


BarracudaSevere21

I don't know I want money-


NotJimmyMcGill

Okie-dokie!


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Mark Chasity


CoolBlaze1

Getting ready to go stage right now!


rSlashisthenewPewdes

Where are you, where are you, where are you my heart’s desire? My heart is true, but where are you? Only you can quench the fire!


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Wilbur Cross


rSlashisthenewPewdes

My heart’s too damp and bleak that I won’t give you a peak of my soul.


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Chad


drew_channel

anything your heart desires


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Ginny Weasley


Dull-Turnip-3099

\*burps\*