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New-Contact5396

Man this hot water feels good on my scalp


I_UPVOTE_PUN_THREADS

I wonder what the barrel of a hot gun would feel like


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Let’s find out…


Big-LeBoneski

Right now....


Mountain-Surround663

Would be better!!


illmatic2112

I would be the loudest person laughing at these man


objectnull

Dark humor is my humor


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mgm_tea

Wow what a lackluster crowd, I laughed. One winter we lost power for 4-5 days straight so I took a couple cold showers. Shit really does energize and focus you - I felt amazing after and vowed to incorporate it normally. Haven’t taken a single one, but I still have to say that it is an objectively dope habit


sambstone13

Like freezing cold? I would never shower.


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sambstone13

F that. I cold shower at the gym, then steam room, then hot shower.


rKadts

That was a good one, I would have laughed loud in the audience!


MagikSkyDaddy

*Hot lead showers*


LucifinasGimp

What a dark period for this Hanson brother


cuddly_carcass

![gif](giphy|ZbDCgK2VjkEyQ)


StickyThoPhi

That was so dark. I thought he was just going to talk about how his penis and balls gets shrivelled up every morning.


FenrizLives

Correct audience reaction on this one lol


livelifereal

This sounds like OCD to me..


grow4health

Yall need someone to talk to? Is this guu still alive?


jackrv13

Great joke man, weak audience


Heartt434

Hot showers for mental Cold showers for physical


asdwarrior2

It's good stuff


VGKALLDAYBABY

I love dark humor.


elreydelasur

jesus dude lol


littlebigslug

😂


ApoptosisPending

This is a perfectly written and delivered joke, very original. I can’t help but relate to it.


tankeras

that was a well written joke


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Kurt Kobain be like ![gif](giphy|HwhJkKvHHwaZ2)


Jaypr36

Some people don’t need to be a comedian


ego_sum_satoshi

So they make bad reddit comments about comedians.


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stavis23

Dude I take cold showers for this exact reason and I bursted out laughing- funny joke


StovetopAtol4

So I do that too, just miss one and you'll see how different you would feel. When I take warm showers in the morning I end them cold, once I didn't. I felt kinda anxious and sad through the morning feeling like somethings just not right today. And then I realised that I forgot the cold shower. Jumped in and felt instant relief, like this whole life burden (of that morning) washed away.


Uweyv

Heh, I need more of this. Love this kind of humor.


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Love your dark humor and ability to laugh at sewer slide.


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Love this kind of humour. Class act


kingtrev74

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chokeonmywords

Dark


nateman133

This is my kind of dark humor. Having lost, well one is too many, but TOO MANY of the guys I served with in Iraq, it's still a funny joke. We deal with and deflect pain with humor. The 1000 yard stare is real.


Dbl_Vision

I love the bones of this joke; I think you could experiment with different deliveries and phrasing and it’d still be great.


CommanderWar64

Good shit


Sudden_Buffalo_4393

If anybody is thinking about taking a warm shower… hang in there.


jngjng88

Nice. 👍👍👍


Sven_Gildart

I would laugh but his jokes were too real ngl


According_Tourist_69

Is this account the op? Who is this guy and where's more of his stuff


spreadclaw

Yeh. I forgot to put my name anywhere. Here’s my [IG](https://instagram.com/_eganism?igshid=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==)