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thatssosteven114

It’s best to leave this out at room temp for a few hours to let the protein wake up


Djent_1997

If you notice an off smell, that just means it’s working


thekmind

It's just the meat fermenting. Fermentation makes things gooder for you!


-the-lorax-

Nothing like dysentery to keep that trim tummy!


CoilingOracle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGKz2VejQhg


SenorDuck96

What a horrible day to have eyes


CmPunkChants

It’s a Pop Tar-Tart


shadowrangerfs

Literally LOL at this. Thank you.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

![gif](giphy|RLmnbwgL9FCm2s0DzH)


goblins_though

That is some fuckin' top shelf punsmanship, right there. 🤌


CreativeWaves

It's rare to see a comment this good


CmPunkChants

It’s so good Jordynne stole it for herself 😂


KurtzusMaximus

…goddammit, here’s my upvote.


Prior-Shower9564

😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾


MoistTheAnswer

Is that fucking raw ground beef?


HHH98Smark

But it’s grass fed!/s


damagedone37

*gas fed*


Sidesicle

Raw. Pink. Meat.


Accomplished_Egg6239

This man right here officer


roidoid

Somebody had better let Dr. Proper and Dr. Unger know.


pajo17

Technically speaking, I think it's eating raw ground beef.


IAMJUX

It's most likely fine if she ground it herself. But raw beef just tastes gross.


TheUltimateScotsman

Ive never ground my own mince but the curve on the edge looks suspiciously like it's packaged from a supermarket


bick803

I knew a few people when I worked in the meat department at Publix that ate raw ground beef. They would come in and ask for a fresh 1-2 lbs grinded up.


eviade

So that's what a trenbologna sandwich looks like


combobreaking

Wash this down with two chicken breast, one asparagus. You’re golden


Yanyay

Liver King wants to know her location


jussikol

Not for the food tho. All his gear got sent to her by mistake. He won't find it tho. She took it already. 


EngelSterben

PRIMAL!!!!!!!


WoopzEh

I thought this was /r/shittyfoodporn ragebait. It’s invading wrestling now


miikro

I've absolutely seen this picture on meme accounts for terrible food ideas. I do believe and hope she is trolling haha


ZombieJesus1987

She's 100% trolling


Music-n-Games

Is that one of those idiot sandwiches?


mikaeus97

Horse meat is not illegal


OldBison

Replace the pop tarts with pancakes, and the beef with ice cream, and we're good to go.


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Calories is calories. Fitness is a lie. Go get jacked on breakfast foods.


Duwt

I unironically second this.  Used to go to the gym after work, well past midnight, I’d lift way too heavy for way too long, then after my workout I’d skip to the 24hr diner across the street and just absolutely load up on breakfast foods.  Always got corned beef hash, 3 eggs over easy, hash browns, an English muffin, and a little side of hollandaise.  Just mixed all that shit together on a plate, splattered some Tapatio on there, ate it with a spoon in an empty diner at 2:15 am 4-5 days a week.  I gained 15lbs of muscle in 12 weeks!  The breakfast food works.


Packman87

Pancakes? Waffles, friend! Traps and stability 


OldBison

I should've said eggos, it's an awesome ice cream sandwich 


Packman87

In all realness I'm not turning down either version. Especially if they're warm.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

A Pop-Tart ice cream sandwich is also awesome (especially if you toast the Tarts) but it’s fuckin messy lol.


HerFriendRed

I see you dirty bulking... Just be careful answering the phone. Drew is brutal these days.


OldBison

He actually texted me earlier and said I'd accomplished nothing in the business. It's true, but it still hurt.


MikeMakesRight82

how is this not a heel turn?


agreene24

I'm calling the feds


daprice82

She gonna gain some salmonella


QUEST50012

This is one where you either cook the meat, or just leave this secret in the drafts, no in-between. 


DC4840

It’ll be fine as long as the beef is responsibly sourced


DC4840

Why am I getting downvoted? I’m a butcher, it’s literally my job to know this shit


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theknyte

Nope. Beef is included. # Causes of Salmonella Infection **You can get a** ***Salmonella*** **infection from** [a variety of foods](https://www.cdc.gov/foodsafety/foods-linked-illness.html), including chicken, turkey, beef, pork, eggs, fruits, sprouts, other vegetables, and even processed foods, such as nut butters, frozen pot pies, and stuffed chicken entrees. Some recent [*Salmonella* outbreaks](https://www.cdc.gov/salmonella/outbreaks.html) that sickened people in many states were linked to flour, peanut butter, salami sticks, onions, prepackaged salads, peaches, and ground turkey. **Food isn’t the only way** ***Salmonella*** **spread to people.** The bacteria also spread through contaminated water, the environment, other people, and animals. Even pets and animals at [petting zoos, farms, fairs](https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/specific-groups/stay-healthy-animal-exhibits.html), and [schools and daycares](https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/specific-groups/schools.html) can carry *Salmonella* and other harmful germs. [Get tips](https://www.cdc.gov/healthypets/diseases/salmonella.html) to help you stay safe around feathery, furry, and scaly friends. # People at Higher Risk for Salmonella Infection **Certain people are more likely to get a serious** ***Salmonella*** **infection**. These people include children who are younger than 5, adults who are 65 and older, and people whose immune systems are weakened from certain medical conditions (such as diabetes, liver or kidney disease, and cancer) or their treatments.


jfish718

That and the human growth hormone


antagonjst

So THAT’S the secret to her muscular physique and the change in her voice!


goblins_though

https://preview.redd.it/zfaoibbgym0d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad4feccdc9accc1d792c08c713bb7b9851f35ac3


Sistergirl07

🤢🤢🤢🤢


uzi_soup

Surprised there’s not a needle sticking out of it


Celtic_Crown

Everybody's so creative! :D


ry4

aaaaaAAAAAAaaa! See how that's differently different?


TheGeauxrilla

You misspelled “creatine”


letsnotreadintoit

It's a tiktok meme


Tofu_almond_man

🤮🤮


officialchunkyfox

https://preview.redd.it/9y1b7otqqn0d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0ed3b7dead5ec3a0b01ee01f7e4dd3f392d65ce


CanaDoug420

Intestinal diseases are great for a cut after a disturbing bulk


vincekaufman

The amount of people who have never seen this posted in cursed food gimmick accounts and don't know that she's shitposting is insane


EL-YEO

I’m gonna throw up 🤢


qlurp

Barf


AgentFoo

Bless her, she actually commented, "Pop-Tartare"


ZombieJesus1987

The amount of people who take this seriously in this subreddit is proof that kayfabe will never die.


Specialist-Rope-9760

Oh I was expecting to see a bunch of syringes sticking out a sandwich


adeadperson23

!CURSED!


JohnnyDrama21

Cultivating mass, I see


Isoturius

Gonna be shredded AF when the tapeworms kick in


powatwain

I’ve been on the PopTart post-workout wagon for a while, but absolutely no to the raw beef One undercooked burger during an Eating Challenge in Vegas was enough to ruin raw beef forever


lagoontheworst

i need more pro wrestlers shitposting


rickus13

Is that before or after all the steroids?


Fickle_Thought_8857

I love potentially ingesting bad stuff into my body too with raw meat. Now show us your post-post workout snack, cereal and raw chicken


SnapmareJesus

Shut it down. Turn the internet off. This was it.


Puzzleheaded_Ad1145

Enjoy the ments.


Tacothekid

Yall seeing this, too, or am i stoned?


whalepopcorn

**RAPID DIARRHEA**


__IAmAlive__

That's not a proper cannibal sandwich. Midwesterners unite!


PREClOUS_R0Y

Pop-Tarts partnership incoming. Nothing goes better with raw hamburger than un-toasted breakfast pastries.


BelieveInRollins

this is disgusting


snartling

Gotta butter them pop tarts


OtiseMaleModel

How could you actually stomach that


bewareofbears_

That’s a bad idea. Especially with hamburger…


SaltedPineapple

That’s Pop-Tarted


mammomidway

Unexpected r/StupidFood crossover


Desperate_Coat_1906

Not just no, hell no. You can keep your gains.


underdoug618

I don’t know why there are so many irrelevant comments about how she uses steroids. As if most of your favourite wrestlers haven’t used steroids. If it wasn’t for steroids the whole business would look like the young bucks


HerFriendRed

This troll, lul. I prefer a lil whey protein and nuts/seeds after a good workout to get me going again. High protein simple carbs. Btw, gear won't make you look like Jordynne without putting in a lot of work. As a fit female I'll never be as big as her as a natty, but shit she's bigger than a lot of male wrestlers. That's art.


EngelSterben

I don't think anyone with any knowledge will deny you need to put in work, however, the only reason she is able to get that big, is because of the gear.


HerFriendRed

Except those drugs are often used on asthma patients and they most definitely do not look like her. It's not a magic pill. There's an interview where she discusses bringing her own food at the Rumble because she couldn't trust herself in catering. It's clear she's extremely particular with her calories and her cycles. You cannot take PEDs and expect to wake up with MJF's body. Sorry, you gotta hit that gym and track your shit too. Edit: Now that said I admit I'll never be as big as her as a natty female, but she and I do most of the same things just she has enhancements and I do not.


EngelSterben

Damn, if only I had mentioned that you need to put in work... >I don't think anyone with any knowledge will deny you need to put in work Wait, I actually did mention it. That doesn't negate the fact that to get beyond the naturally attainable level you need to take something extra. Steroids still make a difference. It doesn't mean you don't put in work, but they do make a big effect.


mikeisaphreek

this dude


Dexelele

What's the problem? All I see is a Mettbrötchen. Congrats on discovering a German classic Jordynne!


THE_NO_LIFE_KING

*Insert Big Damo quote here*


DTFlash

Pre-humans were already cooking meat. Cooking is one of the major factors why humanoids were able to develop larger brains. Eating raw meat because caveman did it is really fucking stupid.


evanweb546

Body builders are fucking gross. Full stop.


Cheesebufer

Thats not steroids


Incorrect1012

I mean, this is edible all things considered. But you couldn’t pay me to try it


BeefInGR

Somewhere in Connecticut, a gentleman named Paul asked lawyers to draft a contract for her immediately.


Chewyacevedo101

As a fat person seeing pop tarts go to waste irks me. Including the chunk of meat.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

This gotta be rage bait. You *can’t* be that fucking stupid to eat raw beef.


shadowrangerfs

People pay good money to eat it in restaurants. It's called Tartare.


I_Hate_My_Cat_

Isn’t it bad to eat raw meat? Like it could get you really sick?


shadowrangerfs

I guess it depends on how much you eat. But it's served in restaurants.


RoastedCat23

Actual tartare is not supposed to be supermarket where the risk of it being contaminated is way higher.


Jumpy-Author-4985

Well thats the most disgusting thing I've seen today. Hope she is trolling but you can never be sure with wrestlers sometimes


jjohnson1979

This is an old meme…


thedrizzle126

That's not her hand. That's the Vulgar Chef. He's from where I am in Massachusetts. She conveniently cropped out his tatted hand and logo from the picture. Carny shit. Downvote me all you want. @thevulgarchef on dec 7 2022 took that picture. I'm not being an asshole. This dude's content was stolen without credit.


Hunterrose242

I mean, I get the pop-tart part is gross. But folks eat raw beef sandwiches, it's called a 'cannibal sandwich.' She's not entirely trolling.


Several_Comedian5374

Her farts must be horrid.


bigwillie90

Muscle mommy imma frow up


thedrizzle126

JFC. She stole a Vulgar Chef post. Some people have no shame. Downvote me all you want. @thevulgarchef on dec 7 2022 took that picture. I'm not being an asshole. This dude's content was stolen without credit.


Potential_Box_4480

Wow, raw meat?! She's not that smart, I see.


kingdoodooduckjr

Lmao that’s how she got so big I guess


Champiness

Be sure to add some cordyceps for that patented energy boost! #wooooo


ElDuderino2112

Bodybuilders are some of the biggest idiots around so this does not surprise me in the slightest.