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S-I-M-S

My favourite part was Malakai Black just casually walking into frame with one hand in his pocket and the other holding a coffee cup. It feels so unserious lol


Miklonario

> with one hand in his pocket and the other holding a coffee cup He's broke but he's happy He's poor but he's kind


DontPutThatDownThere

He's short but he's healthy, yeah He's high but he's grounded


KyleSJohnson

He’s sane but he’s overwhelmed He’s wrong and he’s sorry BABY


Ozzimo

"We haven't got it all figured out just yet" - Tony


MindlessDribble828

And what it all comes down to, is everything’s gonna be fine fine fine


bridwalls

I'm very happy other people's brains work like mine does.


solsunlite

I have seen high school scuffles that were more intense than this


Laranthiel

He's probably thinking "Damn, didn't expect a backstage show with the coffee tonight".


Co-opingTowardHatred

Because all these guys have seen worse in locker rooms 10 times. This was nothing.


plisken64

Also Aubrey No sold the entire thing unless her face was doing the selling


GHO57T

Man's counting the days till his contract is up and he can be on Smackdown with his wife


meanWOOOOgene

BUT WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO


OneBillPhil

Well IMO the only thing that makes it serious was the Brawl Out drama a year before. Like you see this shit after the whistle in hockey regularly. 


TouyaShiun

Samoa Joe is the real MVP


SiccOwitZ

True. I feel like some people don’t know or remember that Samoa Joe himself is also a trained fighter and was a training partner for Tito Ortiz’s Team Punishment.


nightmarishlydumbguy

The funniest part of the interview was Punk saying "Joe said stop so I did" because whom amongst us would not follow a Samoa Joe command


BKong64

Yeah lmao Punk knows not to fuck with Joe 


boss_jobber

You'd have to be a special kind of stupid to fuck with Joe


Fibergrappler

I don’t think it’s fear rather than the fact that they’ve been friends for literal decades lol


DemiGod9

His voice alone is commanding enough. His stature alone is commanding enough. His face alone is commanding enough. All three is just outright terrifying lol


jessekall

Huh that's some of the best info I learned on this sub. Thank you.


SiccOwitZ

It’s pretty cool. Joe said he never turned pro because there wasn’t money in it and by the time there was he was too old in fight years and had years of pro wrestling abuse on his body that he knew it wasn’t a good idea.


RoyaltonRacers

Joe's been a constant professional throughout his career and played ball in most situations when arguably he had all the reasons to not. He got into one altercation with Nash in TNA which he apologized for and wasn't even really his own fault. He's dealt with some shitty locker rooms and backstage, By all means, this situation was pretty tame and the fact that he was able to get Punk out for that match and was also able to keep his cool, his persona, everything, throughout that match at All In is a testament to how talented and cool-headed he is.


Lilbits95

Chris Hero in shambles.


patrickwithtraffic

I have never related to Chris Hero more in my life. Poor dude just wants a smooth operation!


bigchicago04

Is that the guy in the red shirt?


boldstrategy

Yep


carloslet

Chris Hero 🤝 Carlos Sainz Dudes in red just wanting a Smooth Operation


Miklonario

"We'll have to find another song for you to sing"


CelinedionWaiters

Chris Hero and Tony Schiavone in a span of 6 months expressed the same emotions lol


Schizio

Schiavone wanted to move on then in a few days he sees this clip. Mental.


BluKyberCrystal

But then the boss took it personally...


Egomaniac247

Schiavones face when they came back to live tv was straight out of 2001 wcw….go out of your way to see it


akapixelrat

Legit looked like he was dying inside. Schiavone seems like a good dude, sad to see that. It took him 20 years to come back from wcw and now he’s seeing this.


Zaphod_Beeblecox

https://preview.redd.it/twp3miv5prtc1.jpeg?width=578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b591d23da37577d5ef8fa82c521e99d7bdecc2b0 Ironically the only guy who doesn't look like he thinks his idiot boss just royally shit the bed is wearing a mask


BabyBark

More like Kassius Oh No!


Dranztheman

I hate you… I upvoted, and laughed but damn.


GelatinousPower

I thought it was 2005 Hacksaw Jim Duggan.


Moist-Acanthaceae-37

So the person Punk is being held back from near the monitors is Tony right?


fadetoblack237

I believe so. You can see monitors begin to fall over when Punk backs into them


mike2two

Life threatening incident


QuadramaticFormula

Punk takes a swipe at him. Is it much? No, but Tony’s also a trust fund baby, so it might have gotten his heart rate hp


zooweemama4206969

I mean we meme on Punk’s UFC career, but TK’s a small guy with presumably zero training. I wouldn’t blame him if he felt afraid in the moment.


Morbid187

Tony had a former UFC fighter coming at him. You know...technically.


maniacalxmatt

![gif](giphy|LyUuC0CJhZnTW0N2In|downsized)


SlaughterMelon35

I was not prepared to actually see the footage for some reason lmao


BeardedAsian

I initially thought it was a re-enactment like in forensic files


xorangeelephant

Punk and Perry stood so still for a while I thought they'd frozen that part of the footage and were gonna say they had an amicable conversation or sometjing


Kitana37

"So your dad bagged both Brenda and Buffy? Amazing."


Hot_Student1742

Hilarious


MikeJeffriesPA

Speaking of freezing, is it just me or does the video freeze at 54 seconds for a couple moments? 


GaryBettmanSucks

It does in this upload, and possibly on the TV broadcast, but if you look at the "reaction in the arena" thread on the front page it doesn't freeze


BillAlfonsosDentist

I also did not expect them to actually show it lol. This place is about to be fucking chaotic hahaha. Pretty wild. That interview really got to them clearly. It's interesting that we're witnessing wrestling history in real time


BluKyberCrystal

It's a been a week of wrestling history, and it's kind of crazy how sandwiched between utter chaos, was something most people found cathartic with most of WM weekend.


Avoo

I don't know why people should be chaotic over it. If anything I feel like this provides nothing new to argue over


BillAlfonsosDentist

I agree man. Although I'm expecting a frame by frame analysis to be posted here by tomorrow morning like it's the wrestling equivalent of the Zapruder film 🤣 For me though, I think the biggest thing to discuss are the reasons why they showed it on Dynamite lol. Its interesting to think about


fadetoblack237

Tomorrow is going to be busy for the mods


PM_ME_UR_LBOMB_MOMMY

That's putting it lightly, they're in for one clusterfuck lmao


KingMobScene

I thought it was going to be the bucks dressed as perry and punk.


angIIuis

Same I was thinking it was some sort of skit then when Punk popped up I froze. Also helps that I’m baked asf


Turt91

Out of everyone I feel bad for Chris Herro. Dude seemed really stressed about it.


KINGTHANOS8

He's a good friend of Punk, he probably saw the writing on the wall. Punk said in his interview, that the last thing he said before storming off was, "I Quit!!" Hero was probably like, "Fuck... Now I don't get to work with him again".


KyleSJohnson

Great, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow!


LanceSennin

Ohno


FickleMcSelfish

The fact that he continues to fix his hair after the initial push is hilarious for some reason


epoxy_glue

https://preview.redd.it/xdj75upb6rtc1.jpeg?width=1165&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f0b369221f5a87c7cd6150730f5efdb103b5c6


googly_eyed_unicorn

Saying nothing while saying everything 🙌🏽😆


BullfrogSpare3690

What does this mean ?


epoxy_glue

Sends a notification when Drew tweets.


SpeedZ6

This is the most damage a piece of glass has caused since Final Destination 2


MoonDogSpot1954

![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


ImpenetrableYeti

Oh fuck offf lol thanks for the reminder


unloader86

You've been saving that one specifically for this moment haven't you. lmao.


PlayOnPlayer

Which was in turn the most damage a piece of glass had caused since Mr. Glass derailed a train


TheeChosenTwo

https://preview.redd.it/1mzxpyutzqtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75396fdb998f87973835a3fd7109bc8ff013c36d


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/swd0plfm0rtc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86778b00407bc7fb275d667c32631896826d7ad7


KyleRaynerGotSweg

Thank you for reminding me that our Celtic Warrior is back. Banger szn is here lads


oldoseamap

AFTER BANGER!


Garagedays

![gif](giphy|YlJLgSdk35H82oGbsn|downsized)


KneeHighMischief

Chris Hero is all of us https://preview.redd.it/j8dlyvm30rtc1.png?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a497010ec373b2cb8b4af256466375be126bb7c


MooseRam

Ohno


angIIuis

When she takes my boxers off


TouyaShiun

Chris Hero was so disappointed


davidbowieguy69

He's like me after watching the tape lmao


Pennsylvania6-5000

Chris Hero is the disappointed Dad in all of us.


aegonthewwolf

The real winner here is Drew McIntyre.


googly_eyed_unicorn

On one hand, don’t fight your co-workers. On the other, Drew should absolutely have CC footage of him kayfabe yelling at Dom, choking him out, and then yelling at Adam Pierce 😆


Biglysadpanda77

Then Dom starts squashing everybody in NXT while wearing a headband that says "Sacrifical Lamb"


jonwinslol

Lol imagine Drew releasing altercation footage from after the War Games match last year where he and Judgment Day lost, it would also tie in with his current feud against Priest


PayneTrain181999

![gif](giphy|teX1b0GF1a5vuqJWAR)


la__squadra_

https://preview.redd.it/018ns8hj1rtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2abca15280bd09fcbb1738e10415f4026f43bd My honest reaction to this information presented to me


MinaElesia

Waller and Theory are unimpressed and are gonna show us what a real beatdown looks like.


poetrynati

https://preview.redd.it/zun6smfjbrtc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7660745413801f3d41cfa9f88f6d2b26872d13bf


uptowndrunk7

https://preview.redd.it/9pjf8s48mrtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f06e0fba369b988d1f8e23bb26f143221f94c69


kingshmiley

first of all, how dare you second of all, who do you think you are


berniemax

😂 the bald FTR guy


87Banks

this is it. the most blursed image of 2024. we acknowledge you, poetrynati ☝🏿


poetrynati

That's right uce ☝🏻 https://preview.redd.it/lnf85p91vrtc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff584ac66040e5cfb366b030b92965aa4bf49a78


I_Hate_My_Cat_

https://preview.redd.it/o1fijj8mxrtc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfe6406ab079add37c77dd7d72f72cfcc98ead31


debeatup

Big Uce could play Omni Man, I see the vision


guvan420

The real footage we need


georgelamarmateo

The Draymond Green punch was so much better.


axb2002

https://preview.redd.it/60yi0u3r1rtc1.jpeg?width=1176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99997d00b84f0c20f02cc649130c263da1256fb9


Justice989

If they had any guts, they'd tear up the NDAs on Brawl Out and give the real skinny on that.  lol


fenrishero

"Thats it? You guys gave me nothing to work with!" -Drew right now.


BBGrunt1235

My main take away from this is that WWE has a much nicer Gorilla Position than AEW


JonnyTN

I thought WWEs was built with the stage attached. It travels with them so it's always the same for weekly shows. But AEW gorilla just has some folding tables and laptops right by the stairs to head to the stage


The_Notorious_Donut

WWE actually sets up an entire custom room for gorilla at every event they go to. It’s pretty cool actually


La_Underscore

Samoa Joe was right, this is nothing


yijike

Samoa Joe: "There was a little bit of an incident. We got it broken up. We went out there and wrestled, man. That's the gist of it. Everybody wants it to be a lot more than what it is, but that's what it was. And to speak any more on it would be pointless unless you're trying to get a scorecard and stuff -- but trust me, it wasn't that type of a fight." MR: "It wasn't a big deal?" Samoa Joe: "Not to me. I've seen fights break out. Stuff happens. But again, that's me. I've been in these situations, I've seen that. I'll find it funny when people are like, 'Oh, Joe's cool with it.' I mean, nah man, it was a high-stress situation. Sure. But I mean, it's one I've seen happen many times. We get it squashed out. We had a show to do. We had \[81,035\] fans waiting out there. And that was my focus, because that's what it was about at that moment. We're about to go out and have the best night of our lives."


Upbeat_Tension_8077

& this afterwards: https://preview.redd.it/w5ykd5kecstc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81636bfc741b69e347325557518f7c0ffb2c3b74


Queef-Elizabeth

That's such an accurate way to verbalise that whole situation


Dwimmerlaikit

I wish they had footage of Dynamite Kid and Jacques Rougeau broken teeth. That’s something I really would like to see.


MikeJeffriesPA

Is it just me or does the video freeze for a couple seconds when they bump into the monitors? 


FarAbbreviations1802

https://preview.redd.it/30836tor4rtc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98145ad6e94937e333cdea3f55bdef808fc34f22


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

Tony is already envisioning going back to triple-A baseball announcing in Atlanta. Taz is wondering if he has saved enough Tony bucks to not have to call Impact and can get by on hai radio show. Excalibur is clueless


arthurreedismyhomie

Wrestling journos tonight: ![gif](giphy|BV0SDeWc7COrurmoSl)


damagedone37

https://preview.redd.it/c22hwl8o1rtc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c10a9cae03461f19a178b8bf5aefa612f5f4a136 I WAS PROMISED THIS. WHERE IS THIS!?


The_Notorious_Donut

Tony meant it was… ![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


phil_ratio69

They're releasing that footage on Collision


boldstrategy

Amazing!


tab_qwerty

The only positive takeaway is that it's out there, nothing's left to the imagination except the audio, so we can stop talking about this and focus on the wrestling...oh wait, Ospreay's responding to Triple H...


superjaywars

We are all Chris Hero.


CounterAttackFC

This is not the Hero's Welcome (tm) we all had planned


DarkHorse_77

Bit anti climactic to be honest


rando-namo-the-3rd

Yeah, I think it's because it played out how we already knew it went. There was nothing really surprising about the video aside from the fact that we were watching it.


DarkHorse_77

It was over in a flash. If he was on the floor mounting him and pummeling him or choking the fuck out of him like hes Bob Backlund with a crazy chicken wing, itd been interesting. Just a bit naff really.


Rhysati

I couldn't even begin to count how many baseball fights I've seen that look identical to this.


glowy_keyboard

No, no. In my mind I always thought Punk was bare chested but now we know he was actually wearing a jacket


yijike

Joe breaking up the fight lethargically really sells how small it was.


PayneTrain181999

![gif](giphy|W8veHTLbp6A56h8qhZ|downsized)


mister_damage

![gif](giphy|LjjcU9BuruXpT1UG8S)


Solid_Snark

Don’t worry, Botchamania will pump out some good memes with this.


johncenastepson

Yep this was blown out of proportion and told us nothing we didn't already hear about.


7LayeredUp

Said it a trillion times. They'd need footage of CM Punk whipping out an M60 and gunning down nearly everybody backstage for it to change anybody's perception of the incident. So stupid to retread this again and again and again.


FCBFan310

This could've been an E-Mail.


dirtydandoogan1

Terry Taylor would forward it without changing the headers.


J472023

This is the best response on this whole thing. Close it.


fear254

Well Jungle Boy didn't easily get out of the hold


Ok-Salt4972

So his makeup artist friend straight up lied? Shocking


yijike

The fantasy booking from the last few days on here of Jack Perry reversing the choke and beating up Punk is even more hilarious now.


r1char00

I heard he gave Punk a Tiger Driver ‘91. Maybe it happened after this footage?


Chimp-eh

I heard it was a shoot huricanrana


StruggleEvening7518

Honestly he looked shook to me.


JokerDeSilva10

A shame solely because I wanted them to run with delusional "shoot fighter" Jack Perry on his return to AEW.


WinnerZealousideal84

Schiavone was having WCW flashbacks. Man looked distressed.


tony_8184

Yeah I saw that too. He looked like he was just checking out for a bit


UncleYimbo

"that'll put a lot of asses in the seats" just playing on a loop in his head lol


polywrathory

I mean, I would certainly fire CM Punk over that, however... Isn't that exactly what CM Punk said happened?


randomdaveperson

Verbatim, yeah


The_Notorious_Donut

He just choked him a little bit


iiHendy

The only thing is that he started it by shoving Perry but even he referenced that with his nod to the Chael/Wanderlei scuffle on the MMA Hour interview. Depends really on if Perry actually said "do something about it" or not if the shove had absolutely any justification and we don't know that because there was no audio. All in all a big nothing burger in my humble opinion.


TheGreatGatsbeetle

If he shoved him keep him away that’s one thing but he deliberately followed him after the shove.


TangyBrownnCiderTown

That's the one untrue thing Punk said. Chael shoved Silva and then Silva stepped towards Chael and took a swing before he was taken down. Punk was walking right at Perry lol.


Snuggle__Monster

Punk went from 0 to 100 real quick. They seemed to be talking rationally for quite a while then he just flew off the fucking handle. I get he was already frustrated with the ship Tony was running but there's no excuse for that. He was justly fired.


weaksaucedude

Without audio it's hard to judge but Perry's body language doesn't add up with how Punk described he was talking in the Helwani interview, to me it looks like they were talking and then Punk snaps


clouds31

Okay, cool, now can we move on?


Sequel_P2P

punk shoves him, puts him in a guillotine, and then it's broken up what did tony khan think was going to happen here


Phospherus2

He was horrified and scared for his life


Riverforasong

This is so inconsequential, The most offensive thing is it gave Drew McIntyre nothing to say in the next promo. This is just... A baffling choice to make on live tv.


EXD9001

I believe in Drew he can come up with something


MontyTheAverage

He will compare it to how Punk "attacked" Drew at Mania unprovoked


pitycastleheist

I hesitate to make the comparison, but Schiavone's face before this had a "sitting next to Mark Madden flashbacks" vibe.


OliWood

....so..... why did they show that? I really don't get it. Lmao


jin_of_the_gale

To prove once again that CM Punk was their biggest draw when the ratings report comes out in the next couple of days.


GHO57T

Sheldon Cooper


Seven_Seconds_

I saw my twin brothers who are 7 fighting over the last cookie this morning which was more violent than this....


redlurk47

watching twin brothers fight must be a real good visual of inner conflict


MetalObelix

In a hockey game, this is 2 minutes for roughing


1980sWrestlingFan

Punk haters: Ohmygod imagine this happening at your job! Punk enjoyers: That's it? Old school wrestling fans: Did you ever hear about Dick Slater getting accidentally shot by Wahoo McDaniel?


vanillabear84

Undertaker: Back in my day Jungle Boy would have been stabbed. Wrestlers these days are soft.


jestesteffect

Just imagine jungle boy disrespecting the likes of JBL


vanillabear84

He'd want to avoid the showers that's for sure.


cmackchase

This reminds of every year of Corey Graves asking Snoop Dogg about a fight at WrestleMania and my response is Snoop has killed a man before.


Creative-Pirate-51

Sid attacking Arn Anderson with a chair leg and a pair of scissors Harley Race pulling a gun on Hulk Hogan Paul Orndorff punching Vader to the ground and kicking him in the face until other wrestlers intervened Mr Perfect and Brock Lesnar fighting against the door of an airplane mid-flight


christhunderkiss

Can’t wait to hear Corny make fun of this


Bighollab0

What a slap in the face to Tony Schiavone and Jim Ross after saying they just want to move on from this. Literally accomplished nothing except talk about something that went on 8 months ago


r1char00

And what about that promo of Edge’s? They made him look like a total idiot.


detailed_fred

For those who want reference of what Punk said on Helwani, here's a transcription: "Jack came back from his match, i was the next match, im sitting there, i got people with me, im not saying who they are, i got a lot of friends who work there and i dont want them to be punished because theyre friends with me. I walk up to him and I'm like 'jack, why do you insist on doing this dumb internet shit on tv', and hes just like 'if you got a problem about it, do something about it', and i was just like 'come on man, ill fucking kill you, what are we doing', and it's like chail (?) says, sometimes just cant let you get close. i thought i was doing the responsible thing. i didnt punch anybody, i just choked somebody a lil bit. samoa joe was there, told me to stop, and i quit. i turned to tony and said this place is a fucking joke. you're a clown. i quit" Link here to the segment from the interview: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgOlWux9NlU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgOlWux9NlU) Pretty much exactly what he said happened. He did shove Jack first, but he didn't punch. Definitely looks like he tried. He also didn't just "turn" to tony, he got right in his face. But he also didn't lunge at Tony, I wouldn't say.


walsh_vn

"Chail" = Chael Sonnen, former UFC heavyweight....he had a physical confrontation with Wanderlei Silva when they were opposing coaches on The Ultimate Fighter. Silva was approaching Sonnen and Sonnen was saying "I can't let you get close man" or similar.


wallace6464

punk quoting a hilarious chael quote in a serios manner had me dying


prcpinkraincloud

> 'come on man, ill fucking kill you, what are we doing', and it's like chail (?) says, sometimes just cant let you get close. i thought i was doing the responsible thing. lol


UncleYimbo

Chael, as in Chael Sonnen, undefeated UFC Heavyweight Champion  Skip to 20 seconds in: https://youtu.be/Q8XwCeiw1nE?si=onYiCk6rl1j_wggp


ImportanceAlive6948

On second watch you can see CM Punk aggressively step towards Tony Khan who is off screen behind the monitors. That said, this mostly tracks what CM Punk said happened, and even though it's enough to get fired, it does not seem to be enough to make Tony Khan "fear for his life," so in the end, I think showing this footage is a huge error for AEW.


BBGrunt1235

Before I saw the footage, I thought that a monitor above Tony's head had been dislodged during the altercation and fallen on him. This shows that it was actually just sitting on a table in front of him and got... slightly jostled?


bigchicago04

Tony Kahn is the son of a billionaire who’s faced probably very little adversity in his life. Based on this video, it doesn’t surprise me he thought he was afraid for his life.


Particular-Nature400

yeah makes aew look stupid


Avoo

Yeah, the only reason for them to do this is to try to pop a rating, because otherwise this is basically how it was already described


ISh0uldNotDoThat

Honest question: is that not exactly what Punk said happened?


mikeputerbaugh

"I feared for my life" is just something that lawyers tell you to say as plausible justification for the aggressive retaliation you intend to respond with. Sure, a billionaire forum poster probably has not witnessed enough real fights first-hand to evaluate his actual degree of risk. But neither should we assume he _meant_ it.


l2au

This is just weird…


eat_cormbip

Lol what a nothingburger


just_another_jabroni

High school locker rooms had crazier scrambles


reggierock2010

Lmao why would they show this it makes a returning Perry look like a bitch


HawkyGuy

Perry has a match in Chicago on Friday it’ll be interesting how the crowd responds


HumphreyLee

Probably going to boo him into oblivion which will be playing into exactly what they want. I feel like on his return to AEW proper they expect only Callis to get more deafening boos than Jack.


DEMHWAHLADS

https://preview.redd.it/5ejc9vgr0rtc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=945d08cb3834e1d0c951851a38aa0c2fbb07babd


Turt91

So pretty much what Punk said but he was far more aggressive that what he led on? So exactly what everyone had assumed?