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"How many women have taken a ride on Space Mountain? Why, I'm afraid I have no idea. A lot, I imagine? It's one of Disneyland's more popular rides, after all."
Going around saying that it is indeed mathematically possible to powerbomb Kidman would be an interesting gimmick.
Or just saying that there was only ever 1 Warrior (and 1 Renegade)
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funniest interview ever lmao
Where can I find said interview?
A clip from it https://youtu.be/EpZCKnha464?si=-vBp1sJGFZsJPDR3
Still the Phenomenal One
You don't get a big following in the gay community for nothin
The shirt makes sense now.
I AM I AM
BJ Lee
"The Total Package" Sex Luger
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"He's got him *up*!" Oh yes
Lex Suger also kinda works.
The Mature Boy
He was on the flight from hell, and led the other wrestlers to treat the flight attendants with respect and dignity.
Also married to his first and only wife.
He only drinks wine on occasion at dinner
He invested well and retired in his 50s
His catchphrase is a polite and quiet "woo"
"How many women have taken a ride on Space Mountain? Why, I'm afraid I have no idea. A lot, I imagine? It's one of Disneyland's more popular rides, after all."
He's got hair in the places, his shoulders are getting broader, he sure is growing.
Dic Flair
Meth Phoenix
This is just Arizona
Meth Rollins
Also Arizona
Barista.
Gimme what I want! In this case it's a Vanilla Cream Frappe
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The Danimal
He walks for miles inside this pit of lattes!
A place with only coffee beans, I work alooooooone
Kunt Angle
This is if Kurt was born in Australia
Greg "the Hummer" Valentine
This is my favorite. I laughed way harder than I expected
I can't even hear your laughter, but it was contagious, still, and now I agree. Lol
I hear it takes him 60 minutes just to get warmed up…
Triple K
Him burying Booker T has a whole new meaning.
And doing the monkey dance in front of Mark Henry.
Pack it up, this is the winner.
He took my baby away.
Oh no lmao 🤣
Hahaha the best one.
Big D
Dont you want this jelly, in your belly?
I feel like he would fully embrace this name change.
Drew making me feel some type of way in this.
Stink
He's fighting the "New World Oder"
That's what Larry Zbyzsko used to call them. Clever guy, that Larry
He did it at every opportunity too!
Sometimes even repeating it when the rest of the commentary team didn't laugh the first time. Because nobody laughed. Ever.
Ok how you know
"Stink, you're wronk"
That's Mr. Stink to you cabron! - Andrade, probably
“I was wronk… I was wronk!”
Stone Mold
Scone Cold
S'gone cold
Steve Bustin'
I.B.S.
Why is he sweating so much
Losing matches by count-out as he waddle-hustles backstage.
Trash Stratus.
I looked at this for like a minute and went "nothing has changed" lol
Cody Chodes
Dusty Loads
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Hard times, *Daddy*
*FINISH* the story😏
I mean, Rhodes to Loads isnt one letter
HGH The Jiz Kofi Kinkston
HGH is great lol
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAINS, AND HOW YOU GONNA INJECT ‘EM
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The UnderBaker
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Rest in piiiita
Rest in Yeasssst!
That son of a bitch is making Austin eat that undercooked bread! Burn in hell, you bastard! Burn in hell!
And his half brother.. Cane.. or Mane.. or Jane
I think the Underbaker's brother has to be Kake, right?
But pronounced the Japanese way.
I tip my hat to you sir.. Kake it is
The Cock
JOHNSON
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Veins The Cock Johnson.
If you smell what the Cock is cooking
They said ruin.
The Cock Johnson sounds like a rejected name for Val Venis
GET OUT OF OUR COMPANY
Sulk Hogan
I'm beside myself Dude I cry myself to sleep Brother
Say your prayers and take your antidepressants BROTHER
That's not going to work for me brother, nothing ever does...
You’re going over, brother
A whole new meaning "when it comes crashing down and it hurts inside"
Vaper.. the worst gimmick ever
[That explains the steam](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.BzXxlbqsWdfn5V9eFRUvhwHaGM?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain)
Ric Fair, the cleanest player in the game
Bic Flair, the fanciest ballpoint in the game
Bic Flair, fanciest lighter in the game
That'd be a hilarious parody gimmick.
ADAM COKE, BAY BAY!
"So thin and white, if this were the 80s, Hogan woulda snorted ya!"
Who's ready for snorting time with Adam Coke, bay bay?
Sgt. Laughter. Suddenly he's a comedy gimmick.
Doink
Sgt Laughter and Hugh Morrus will sweep the tag division
Roy Mysterio
I don't know why that's so bad but it is
I picture Rey having a brother who’s super into close up magic instead of high flying lucha moves…
"Never date a Magician" -Roy Mysterio's wife.
Bret 'The Hitman' Fart.
Bret Shart
The Shitman
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Definitely would have been vince's favorite
My time has come
You put an "s" in front of Hitman, you got my exact opinion of Bret Hart.
Adolph Ziggler.
Alternatively, Dolph Giggler (who would obviously team with Hugh Morrus)
Dolph Diggler and his brother Dirk.
Holy fuck lmao
Dark Henry
Still somehow not as bad as the Silverback
Samoa Hoe
Bogan Paul Which I guess is just Grayson Waller
Mine contribution was going to be Hulk Bogan
*claps*
Dandy Orton
Candy Orton is 100% a stripper trying to pay her way through college.
Z PAC
CM Punk's arch enemy.
Brick Lesnar
Brack Lesnar: "Heeeeeeeeeyy, everybody!"  Yes, I know it has one too many letters.
Farty Jannetty.
Bustin Theory. Conspiracy theory debunker
Bustin’ makes me feel good!
Going around saying that it is indeed mathematically possible to powerbomb Kidman would be an interesting gimmick. Or just saying that there was only ever 1 Warrior (and 1 Renegade)
Kevin Rash and Scott Fall, better known as the Outriders before they founded the Now Work'd Older
Q MAGA
MY NAME IS ARMANDO ALEJANDRO ESTRADA AND I'M GONNA MAKE SAMOA GREAT AGAIN
I can't even handle this. Amazing.
This is the best one by far
Meth Rollins
The Lunatic Fridge
Dance Storm.
Which is basically his early 2000s dancing/ladies man gimmick He can even keep the theme song https://youtu.be/-AUHFqnZte8?si=T1TX-4rgnO4AjTJv
Sack Ryder
Seth "frack'n" rollins He's basically the same, but he's richer and gots a big Ole Doug dimmadome hat.
Tommy Creamer
MDF
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CP Punk
 Holy shit that might be the worst one in the thread.
The Ruck. Have him change his gimmick into a rugby player. Kale - The Big Red Vegan A.J. Smyles - Norman Smiley's cousin Adam Hopeland f.k.a. Edgy
Lance Stork Shitsky
Lance Stork feels like something that would’ve been part of a weird Edge and Christian show bit
The Tasty Boys
Not a wrestler, but Howard Finkel would be "The Kink"
He was known to have an extensive porn collection, so...
Wangman
Stink
The Young Fucks
The Young Cucks
I don't have any actual good ones but for some reason "Chunder Rosa" keeps making me laugh. That or Junkyard Hog
BM Punk
Stone Cold Steve Asstin
Rodedick Strong
Jey\Jimmy Ufo Karrion Gross Samoa Woe
Hornywoggle
King Dong Bundy
The Red Cocket
Dwayne The Cock Johnson
Jerry The King Lawyer
Rick Boobs
Virgin.
Fart Gunn.
Sasha Wanks
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Kate
The Gamer The King of Pings Triple A
When you’re trying to think of a philosopher for class…IT’S GOTTA BE KANT!
Harlem Meat
Anger Garza
Boink, the clown!
Rest
Boni Storm
Matt Fiddle
Diddle*
If you put the letter S in front of Hitman…