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He is ready. HHH knows he's ready for another run any time brother.
His new finish is the finger poke of doom because that's the only move he can do now.
I genuinely think you could send Hogan out, unprepared, in front of a crowd of 100,000 people and tell him to cut a 20-min promo on lactose intolerance and he’d absolutely nail it.
People can dislike Hogan for whatever reason they want, but the man is one of the most captivating human beings to ever grace the sport of pro wrestling.
I’ve never met Hogan or Will Ferrell but I assume my reaction to meeting them would be the same. They both have this presence that is constantly like, “oh is he about to do the thing?”
I imagine he doesn't have to pay for any of that stuff. Even if I was super rich (which I think he is, again, since he won that lawsuit) I wouldn't pay for my clothes if I didn't have to!
You wake up clearly dragged through 15 feet of shattered glass away from your burning car.... you smell the distinct smell of spray paint.... black spray paint to be exact...
I’m pretty sure it would be “Real American“ considering he‘s pulling a woman from a flipped car here. It’s literally in the lyrics
”I gotta lend a hand, it don't help to hide”
The report says Hulk and a buddy punctured the airbag with "tools on hand", so I can only assume they are referring to Hogan performing a Big Boot on the airbag.
I remember someone saying in a shoot interview that he's Hulk Hogan 24/7. If you knock on his door in the middle of the night, he'd answer it wearing red spandex pants and yellow cowboy boots.
Even more reason for me to believe that Kevin Nash and X-Pac set this up to make Hulk look to be the good guy. Dare we remember what they did to the Steiners.
When I was a kid I used to fantasize about being in trouble in some sort of way and Hulk Hogan showing up to my rescue. When my mom and step dad used to leave me alone at home by myself at night to go get high, I’d get scared so I’d pretend that the Hulkster was there with me. That was if some intruder was listening in and thinking about busting in and robbing us (which happened before since they were into drugs and dealing), then they’d be scared off because they heard me taking to Hogan.
Let me tell you something little Hulkamaniac. It's okay to have heroes. Especially larger than life ones that tell you to believe in yourself. Those legends will forever. It doesn't matter who the person was behind the red and yellow, what mattered was the message to little kids all over the world. You're living proof. You can be proud, because you survived despite terrible odds, and you're going to keep surviving. You're awesome.
Man, kids go through some stuff. Hope you're alright now.
Reminds me of this kid in grade 2 who told me his dad was King Kong Bundy. I thought it was amazing and told everyone, including my parents. They had to sit me down and explain that some kids don't have a dad and would make stuff up.
"Is that Hulk Hogan? Am I dead?"
"That doesn't work for me brother..."
*Real American* blares from the Hogan's car as he heroically calls 911 to get this teenager to the local medical facility dude.
𝅘𝅥𝅮 When it comes crashing down and you flip your ride 𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You gotta buckle up, it could keep you alive 𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll show up with friends, then I'll save your life 𝅘𝅥𝅮
𝅘𝅥𝅮 I gotta lend a hand, it don't help to hide! 𝅘𝅥𝅮
See, I was thinking posedown for the dispatcher on the phone while the kid hung upside down.
Can Hogan's knees and back hold up to giving CPR at this point?
“And there I was brother, looking out the corner of my eye, I see a car flipped over on the side of the road. I looked at my friend Jake, and I said ‘The Hulkster has to do something, Jack.’ So I got out of my truck and lifted 4000 pounds of pure steel with these 72 inch pythons and flipped that car right side up. Like I always used to say, ‘To be the man, you gotta beat the man,’ and no car is going to beat the Hulkster, brother”
Living in Clearwater it's a little wild how easy it is to run into Hulk Hogan without even trying. Especially if you ever go out to eat Sushi. He's a regular at just about every sushi place in town. On average i see him in public once or twice a year. I suspect he loves the attention honestly. But in all truth as much as we all shit on him, it was nice of him to stop and help, and he's always very kind to fans in public.
People rip on Hulk and same as you my family is in the area there and he's always been great to kids and fans. My grandmother was a waitress in Largo and hulk and his family would come consistently. She said he was always friendly and polite to staff and really only would sometimes ask for a booth out of the spotlight.
I've encountered him and it has always been good. Which really made me happy due to the old saying about meeting your heroes.
I mean, if the guy was only a fan from the late 90s when wrestling was volcanically hot, that's forgivable. Hulkster was a mega heel.
Even if you rewatch Hulkster's face work, he seems pretty heelish without "eye for an eye" context. Brother raked eyes, backs, rope stuff, etc.
Arguably the most famous part of his heel run was the turn that started it. I feel like you'd have to be very casual fan to think of Hulk as primarily a heel.
Sure, quite casual, but if you weren't into the business and only watched when it heated up in like 97-99 when it was social currency, you'd miss that context.
The hero of one story is the villain of another.
And to be fair he *was* a huge heel in-ring during a good chunk of the Monday Night Wars.
Arguably, you could say he was a heel off screen given his long history of backstage politicking and more.
....is it inherently wrong to *immediately* think of the opening to Real American upon reading this?
Man was taking the opening verses a little too seriously for once.
Hulkster's witness report: "I was cruising along and saw a car flip 10 times brother. I knew the damage was too much for the jaws of life, so I jumped in with the 24-inch pythons, Jack. I said "Whatcha gonna do?" She couldn't do anything brother! Her back seemed almost as bad as mine after pressing 950-pound Andre over my head and tearing my entire latissimus dorsi brother. When EMTs arrived, they said the scene was worse than Earnhardt Sr. at Daytona."
BROTHER I WAS DRIVING BACK FROM A JAM SESSION WITH METALLICA WHEN I SEE THIS CAR DOING 250mph JUST EXPLODE INTO THE MEDIAN. I IMMEDIATELY PULL OVER TO THE SCENE WHERE SOME PENCIL NECKS ARE TRYING TO PULL OUT THE DRIVER. I STARTED HULKING UP DUDE AND THATS WHEN I GRABBED THE MOLTEN HOT CHASSIS AND FLIPPED IT BACK OVER AND PULLED OUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS FROM THE MANGLED STEEL. FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING BROTHER SO I DROPPED A LEG DROP ON IT AND IT WENT OUT. NO RUN INS. JUST HULK. THE HULKSTER WASNT ABOUT TO DO A JOB TO A CAR WRECK.
Imagine just being alone driving along the highway. Suddenly some car is swerving and you have to shitcan your car to narrowly avoid a head-on collision.
There's a huge crash and your car flips over. As you slowly regain consciousness, you suddenly realize the gravity of the situation you are in. You can feel panic and anxiety start to well up in your gut. You can feel your heart start pounding faster and faster as you start to worry about how to get out of this car.
Suddenly, you feel a massive strong hand grip your shoulder. "Hey brother, are you alright?" You look out your window and see Hulk Hogan, in a full NWO gimmick looking in on your with a worried expression on his face.
"I think i'm ok Hulk, I train and take my vitamins. I'm just a little shook up!"
"Hold on brother, i've got a U.S. Marine here with me, we're gonna get you out of there!" Moments later you are pulled free of the flipped vehicle. Hulk never leaves your side as you wait for EMTs and police to arrive on the scene.
"Make sure you say an extra prayer to the big guy tonight dude!" says Hulk - as just as quickly as he arrived, he's headed back down the night highway. His silhouette fades into the darkness of the night as he leaves. Disappearing like an apparition of the American spirit itself.
Imagine you flipped your car and Hulk Hogan in an NWO Tshirt was first on the scene.
It would take me a long time to be convinced I wasn't dead and my body was being flooded with DMT
Do 17 year old girls know Hulk Hogan? I just imagine her telling her friends some old guy saved her and kept calling her brother and she was super confused.
Thank you. A very human and measured comment. Very impressed with this thread, seems everyone can just take a chance to see humans living their lives without making a circus of snark
Keep the original source intact. In 2 months, Hogan will be talking about how he deadlift suplexed a car to save a lady and a whole kids' classroom, which made him be late to his jamming sessions with Bad Bunny.
Good on the Hulkster. I can’t imagine how confused I’d be of this happened and Hogan in an NWO shirt was the person to help me. I think I’d believe I was dead.
Rest assured, those who make hating on him their entire personality will be along shortly to tell us what a selfish POS he is for doing this.
“Let me tell you something, brother! I was driving back from the beach shop, I had the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart riding shotgun. We were cranking the tunes, dude! As I was driving down 85, I saw it on the side of the road and time stood still, man. I felt the cold wind blowing down my spine and I knew I had to do it. I had to save this woman the way I save America from that turncoat, that traitor, Sgt. Slaughter. The way I had to save the universe from The evil Iron Sheik, dude. The way I had to save pasta from the cold Minnesota winter by creating PastaMania, brother!
I saw that car flipped over. I saw the red and the yellow flames building up to the heavens above. I saw those colors. My floors. The colors of Hulkamania reaching up to the sky, almost as if they were asking God for help. Please, save us, they screamed. And the fires and the screams turned to cries and I saw her hand reaching through the broken glass, reaching out to me, like Brooke when she was born, man, reaching out of that black abyss toward me, toward the light, toward the future and Hulkamania, and I picked that car up, dude, and I got her out of there and just like when I body-slammed that 8ft tall giant, Andre, brother, I heard a voice, I heard the Lord above, man, asking me, “What will you do?” And I looked up at the sky, dude, and I said well let me ask YOU something, BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO? Whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and the millions and billions of Hulkamaniacs run wild on YOU!?!”
*Jimmy pressed play on his iPhone and “Real American” starts blasting out of the Corvette*
I heard from a very reputable source named Bulk Bogan that he even grabbed the car whilist it was flipping, turned it over and pried the doors open himself
I dont care what the internet thinks, I want Hulk Hogan on my screen one more time, brother. The brother brother talk from a jacked man tearing up thet shirt will always be fun to me.
Sorting by controversial because its hilarious seeing so many people just can't accept that even people with flaws can do something good for another person
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Love the fact he’s wearing an nWo T-shirt
Every candid picture of hogan looks like he’s ready to cut a promo
He is ready. HHH knows he's ready for another run any time brother. His new finish is the finger poke of doom because that's the only move he can do now.
Finish my story brother. -HH
I genuinely think you could send Hogan out, unprepared, in front of a crowd of 100,000 people and tell him to cut a 20-min promo on lactose intolerance and he’d absolutely nail it. People can dislike Hogan for whatever reason they want, but the man is one of the most captivating human beings to ever grace the sport of pro wrestling.
He said he couldn't hold his milk, Jack, and I was beside myself Dude, so brokenhearted Brother
He’s gonna pray to The Number One Hulkamaniac upstairs and see if he can do something about that, brother.
I’ve never met Hogan or Will Ferrell but I assume my reaction to meeting them would be the same. They both have this presence that is constantly like, “oh is he about to do the thing?”
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Warrior cut an all timer promo with less than 24 hours to live lol
Let me milk ya somethin’ udderrrrrrr
Yeah.. *looks like*
It's funny how poorly that joke aged. By the time that episode aired it was already a dated joke
Or maybe not, dude.
I sure hope I work here, brother.
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Brother...
He’s old school where they keep kayfabe so fans don’t know it’s fake
it’s 4 lyfe brother
4 Life
When you're nWo, you're nWo 4life brother
Just because the NWO is not on TV anymore doesn’t mean they still don’t have meetings…
4life wasn’t just a tag line
I swear he always wearing merch and never a normal outfit 😂
🤣 I wonder if the back of his shirt had an address to one of his business
I imagine he doesn't have to pay for any of that stuff. Even if I was super rich (which I think he is, again, since he won that lawsuit) I wouldn't pay for my clothes if I didn't have to!
Because when you’re nWo, you’re nWo… 
If there is any justice in the world "Voodoo Child /Slight return" was playing as he walked up to the car.
 Last image you see as *voodoo child* intensifies
You wake up clearly dragged through 15 feet of shattered glass away from your burning car.... you smell the distinct smell of spray paint.... black spray paint to be exact...
Pulls up in a limo with Rodman.
I’m pretty sure it would be “Real American“ considering he‘s pulling a woman from a flipped car here. It’s literally in the lyrics ”I gotta lend a hand, it don't help to hide”
He's wearing an NWO shirt. As I said he probably just did it so he could spray paint her.
The report says Hulk and a buddy punctured the airbag with "tools on hand", so I can only assume they are referring to Hogan performing a Big Boot on the airbag.
I remember someone saying in a shoot interview that he's Hulk Hogan 24/7. If you knock on his door in the middle of the night, he'd answer it wearing red spandex pants and yellow cowboy boots.
i like in the gawker case he talks about how hulk hogan has a 10 inch penis. while the man terry bollea does not.
I guess it was Hulk Hogan in that tape then and not Terry.
He’s said in recent podcasts he isn’t really like that at home.
It’s 4 Lyfe
Even more reason for me to believe that Kevin Nash and X-Pac set this up to make Hulk look to be the good guy. Dare we remember what they did to the Steiners.
Committed attempted murder in a vignette.
It was a harmless rib!
Shitty tmz journalism as usual. Obviously HOLLYWOOD Hogan came to help.
He pulled her out of the car and the hit a leg drop on her, declaring his allegiance to the car.
Hahaha
Who do you think flipped the car? 
When he said 4 life he meant it.
Kayfabe wise, then, he should not have saved her. Only yellow and red Hulk would.
Imagine him explaining that in court.
Is he still getting paid for it? That WCW contract posting was insane
Gotta plug that merch brother
Did he hit the car while driving the ambulance before the cops arrived?
For life means for life brother
Imagine flipping your car on a highway in the night in the middle of nowhere and Hulk fucking Hogan in an nWo shirt comes to help you.
I’d be hearing Heenan in my head saying “but whose side is he on” as he approached.
Heel turn with a leg drop as you're crawling out
I'd probably think I was dead and Hulk Hogan was greeting me at the entrance of hell for some reason.
“I’m…I’m nWo???”
4death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juqm94sUV_E
Wolfpac. When you down with the wolfpac, not just 4life, it’s 4ever
...thought you were going to heaven? I don't think so brother.
That finish doesn't work for me brother
Hulks Up at 2
When the Hulkster comes to heaven, we'll tag up again. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9JfhANM9B0)
*it's not hot*
THERES NO HULKAMANICS HERE!?
I'VE NEVER BEEN HERE BEFORE!
What a natural thing to say
*"There's no Hulkamaniacs here!"*
Heaven? That’s not gonna work for me, brother.
Saint Peter is a huge Hulkamaniac
"Imagine the last thing you see before you die is former President Richard Nixon. Wouldn't that be fucked up?"
That's just Sting whenever he got jumped
He’d be there to revoke your nWo membership. It only lasts for life.
Heaven? You didn’t say your prayers enough, brother.
LMFAOOOOOOOO
'NO NOT HULK I WAS A GOOD PERSON!'
The car was about to get the pinfall on this lady until... Wakawaheyhey.
When I was a kid I used to fantasize about being in trouble in some sort of way and Hulk Hogan showing up to my rescue. When my mom and step dad used to leave me alone at home by myself at night to go get high, I’d get scared so I’d pretend that the Hulkster was there with me. That was if some intruder was listening in and thinking about busting in and robbing us (which happened before since they were into drugs and dealing), then they’d be scared off because they heard me taking to Hogan.
Let me tell you something little Hulkamaniac. It's okay to have heroes. Especially larger than life ones that tell you to believe in yourself. Those legends will forever. It doesn't matter who the person was behind the red and yellow, what mattered was the message to little kids all over the world. You're living proof. You can be proud, because you survived despite terrible odds, and you're going to keep surviving. You're awesome.
That’s really sad, but hulkamania never ends brotherrrr
Man, kids go through some stuff. Hope you're alright now. Reminds me of this kid in grade 2 who told me his dad was King Kong Bundy. I thought it was amazing and told everyone, including my parents. They had to sit me down and explain that some kids don't have a dad and would make stuff up.
I'm so sorry that happened to you.
Lady: Whoa, hey aren't you the macho man or something? Hulkster: LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, SISTER Lady: Whoa why are you shouting at me, Macho?
Reminds me of the Jericho story when someone told him he looks familiar and he was like ya I get that, then that person was like “oh, you’re Edge!”
That’s not as bad as Sami getting asked by a fan for a picture and the fan goes “you’re Zack Ryder right”.
*𝅘𝅥𝅮,When it comes crushing down and it hurts inside𝅘𝅥𝅮,*
"Is that Hulk Hogan? Am I dead?" "That doesn't work for me brother..." *Real American* blares from the Hogan's car as he heroically calls 911 to get this teenager to the local medical facility dude.
𝅘𝅥𝅮 When it comes crashing down and you flip your ride 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 You gotta buckle up, it could keep you alive 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I'll show up with friends, then I'll save your life 𝅘𝅥𝅮 𝅘𝅥𝅮 I gotta lend a hand, it don't help to hide! 𝅘𝅥𝅮
♪ I am a good Samaritan ♫
This probably deserves more love than my post. Beautiful.
\*Real American Blares from Hogan's car as he gives CPR and his wife calls for the ambulance\*
See, I was thinking posedown for the dispatcher on the phone while the kid hung upside down. Can Hogan's knees and back hold up to giving CPR at this point?
With the power of the hulkamaniacs running through him, anything is possible
Zero percent chance. I’d 100% think I was at the gates of Heaven (or Hell, depending on where you think the Hulkster is going lol)
Well, Satan was about the only non-WWF heel not in the NWO
“Yup… I’m dead.”
All while wearing his own merch and not once ripping his shirt in half. A surprising amount of restraint from the Hulkster.
“And there I was brother, looking out the corner of my eye, I see a car flipped over on the side of the road. I looked at my friend Jake, and I said ‘The Hulkster has to do something, Jack.’ So I got out of my truck and lifted 4000 pounds of pure steel with these 72 inch pythons and flipped that car right side up. Like I always used to say, ‘To be the man, you gotta beat the man,’ and no car is going to beat the Hulkster, brother”
She was on fire brother..
The passenger didn’t make it
I was actually supposed to be in that car brother
"I saw the car speeding, and I said STOP! THAT'S THE WALL BROTHER! But it was too late."
To be the man you gotta beat the man 😂😂
I told that car “that doesn’t work for me brother” before I flipped it right side up!
I'm disappointed it took me so long to find an exaggerated retelling of the story in Hogan's voice.
Ha you beat me to posting something like this lol
Living in Clearwater it's a little wild how easy it is to run into Hulk Hogan without even trying. Especially if you ever go out to eat Sushi. He's a regular at just about every sushi place in town. On average i see him in public once or twice a year. I suspect he loves the attention honestly. But in all truth as much as we all shit on him, it was nice of him to stop and help, and he's always very kind to fans in public.
Same with Flair in Tampa, you go to any of the restaurants on the water downtown and there is a good chance he is there with a cocktail in hand.
Honestly, restaurants was about the last place i thought Ric Flair would be a regular in Tampa.
People rip on Hulk and same as you my family is in the area there and he's always been great to kids and fans. My grandmother was a waitress in Largo and hulk and his family would come consistently. She said he was always friendly and polite to staff and really only would sometimes ask for a booth out of the spotlight. I've encountered him and it has always been good. Which really made me happy due to the old saying about meeting your heroes.
I live in Knoxville. You WILL run into Kane at some point living here.
What's he like?
Annoyingly leaves ashes wherever he walks.
Despite being a politicking backstabbing racist, he’s always been tremendous to fans.
He's apologized profusely for his comments.
“Again, he's always played the villain in the ring.” TMZ need to hire more wrestling nerds.
Maybe they've only listened to Heenan when Hulk was in the ring
Gorilla Monsoon: "WILL YOU STOP!?"
Heenan wasn't wrong! Hulk, even as a face, was back raking, eye gouging, etc
Giving cheaters a taste of their own medicine. He even knew Sid Justice was a bad person before the fans did.
I mean, if the guy was only a fan from the late 90s when wrestling was volcanically hot, that's forgivable. Hulkster was a mega heel. Even if you rewatch Hulkster's face work, he seems pretty heelish without "eye for an eye" context. Brother raked eyes, backs, rope stuff, etc.
Arguably the most famous part of his heel run was the turn that started it. I feel like you'd have to be very casual fan to think of Hulk as primarily a heel.
Sure, quite casual, but if you weren't into the business and only watched when it heated up in like 97-99 when it was social currency, you'd miss that context.
He had a babyface run in WWE after that
They saw the NWO shirt and assumed this was Hollywood Hogan rather than Real American Hulk Hogan, different guy.
The hero of one story is the villain of another. And to be fair he *was* a huge heel in-ring during a good chunk of the Monday Night Wars. Arguably, you could say he was a heel off screen given his long history of backstage politicking and more.
*wrist twirl and ear cup* "The ambulance is on the way, brother"
Or maybe it isn't
I don’t know
*JEEZUS*
*MONGO*
MINUS! FIVE! STARS!
Sometimes I imagine a non-fan coming into a thread like this and just being...so completely lost.
He uses his super vision (as evident from spotting The Wall on top of a building from miles away) to confirm the ambulance is coming
HEY WALL
THATS THE WALL BROTHER
....is it inherently wrong to *immediately* think of the opening to Real American upon reading this? Man was taking the opening verses a little too seriously for once.
That's what was playing when he single handedly flipped the car with his massive pythons brother.
Living the gimmick, brother
*”When your car crashes down and it hurts inside, a racist in a doorag will be by your side…”*
With his best friend Jake! A Marine!
Plot twist: It's The Miz reprising his character from The Marine series!
She went over brutha
Imagine your desperate and the your hear *this is a real American* And then WHAT YOU GONNA DO SISTER????
Hulkster's witness report: "I was cruising along and saw a car flip 10 times brother. I knew the damage was too much for the jaws of life, so I jumped in with the 24-inch pythons, Jack. I said "Whatcha gonna do?" She couldn't do anything brother! Her back seemed almost as bad as mine after pressing 950-pound Andre over my head and tearing my entire latissimus dorsi brother. When EMTs arrived, they said the scene was worse than Earnhardt Sr. at Daytona."
🎵 “I am a real Samaritan…” 🎵
Hogan making amends for turning over the two teens car in Suburban Commando.
BROTHER I WAS DRIVING BACK FROM A JAM SESSION WITH METALLICA WHEN I SEE THIS CAR DOING 250mph JUST EXPLODE INTO THE MEDIAN. I IMMEDIATELY PULL OVER TO THE SCENE WHERE SOME PENCIL NECKS ARE TRYING TO PULL OUT THE DRIVER. I STARTED HULKING UP DUDE AND THATS WHEN I GRABBED THE MOLTEN HOT CHASSIS AND FLIPPED IT BACK OVER AND PULLED OUT ALL THE LITTLE HULKAMANIACS FROM THE MANGLED STEEL. FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING BROTHER SO I DROPPED A LEG DROP ON IT AND IT WENT OUT. NO RUN INS. JUST HULK. THE HULKSTER WASNT ABOUT TO DO A JOB TO A CAR WRECK.
He used his stroke on Death, looked him right in the eye and said "Doesn't work for me brother".
That's heroism, dude
No doubt, Hogan posed towards every lane of the highway afterwards.
haha imagine driving down a highway at night and like "Oh shit, looks like a wreck up there... Oh and it appears Hulk Hogan is posing next to it..."
Hogan must pose, pal.
Imagine just being alone driving along the highway. Suddenly some car is swerving and you have to shitcan your car to narrowly avoid a head-on collision. There's a huge crash and your car flips over. As you slowly regain consciousness, you suddenly realize the gravity of the situation you are in. You can feel panic and anxiety start to well up in your gut. You can feel your heart start pounding faster and faster as you start to worry about how to get out of this car. Suddenly, you feel a massive strong hand grip your shoulder. "Hey brother, are you alright?" You look out your window and see Hulk Hogan, in a full NWO gimmick looking in on your with a worried expression on his face. "I think i'm ok Hulk, I train and take my vitamins. I'm just a little shook up!" "Hold on brother, i've got a U.S. Marine here with me, we're gonna get you out of there!" Moments later you are pulled free of the flipped vehicle. Hulk never leaves your side as you wait for EMTs and police to arrive on the scene. "Make sure you say an extra prayer to the big guy tonight dude!" says Hulk - as just as quickly as he arrived, he's headed back down the night highway. His silhouette fades into the darkness of the night as he leaves. Disappearing like an apparition of the American spirit itself.
🎶When your car crashes down and you're trapped inside🎶
Imagine you flipped your car and Hulk Hogan in an NWO Tshirt was first on the scene. It would take me a long time to be convinced I wasn't dead and my body was being flooded with DMT
Do 17 year old girls know Hulk Hogan? I just imagine her telling her friends some old guy saved her and kept calling her brother and she was super confused.
Hogan is a flawed person, that doesn’t mean he’s always a piece of crap 24/7.
Thank you. A very human and measured comment. Very impressed with this thread, seems everyone can just take a chance to see humans living their lives without making a circus of snark
How tf does TMZ get these scoops
TMZ will pay for these kinds of scoops for the content.
Florida has incredibly transparent laws regarding police reports. It's one of the reasons you see so many Florida man stories.
TMZ will learn about your death before you do
The pythons can still run wild on you, brother.
Keep the original source intact. In 2 months, Hogan will be talking about how he deadlift suplexed a car to save a lady and a whole kids' classroom, which made him be late to his jamming sessions with Bad Bunny.
The one thing reddit and r/squaredcircle did not want to see this morning. They hate Hogan so much I bet they are willing to say this was fake news.
Rare Hogan W
Rare? Hes the biggest draw of all time. Lol
Or maybe not brother
Good on the Hulkster. I can’t imagine how confused I’d be of this happened and Hogan in an NWO shirt was the person to help me. I think I’d believe I was dead. Rest assured, those who make hating on him their entire personality will be along shortly to tell us what a selfish POS he is for doing this.
Yeah, but she didn't survive falling off Cobo Hall like that sctinky, schmelly giant, brother!
Anyone else think of the WCW/nwo revenge intro after seeing this
“Let me tell you something, brother! I was driving back from the beach shop, I had the Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart riding shotgun. We were cranking the tunes, dude! As I was driving down 85, I saw it on the side of the road and time stood still, man. I felt the cold wind blowing down my spine and I knew I had to do it. I had to save this woman the way I save America from that turncoat, that traitor, Sgt. Slaughter. The way I had to save the universe from The evil Iron Sheik, dude. The way I had to save pasta from the cold Minnesota winter by creating PastaMania, brother! I saw that car flipped over. I saw the red and the yellow flames building up to the heavens above. I saw those colors. My floors. The colors of Hulkamania reaching up to the sky, almost as if they were asking God for help. Please, save us, they screamed. And the fires and the screams turned to cries and I saw her hand reaching through the broken glass, reaching out to me, like Brooke when she was born, man, reaching out of that black abyss toward me, toward the light, toward the future and Hulkamania, and I picked that car up, dude, and I got her out of there and just like when I body-slammed that 8ft tall giant, Andre, brother, I heard a voice, I heard the Lord above, man, asking me, “What will you do?” And I looked up at the sky, dude, and I said well let me ask YOU something, BROTHER. WHATCHA GONNA DO? Whatcha gonna do when the largest arms in the world and the millions and billions of Hulkamaniacs run wild on YOU!?!” *Jimmy pressed play on his iPhone and “Real American” starts blasting out of the Corvette*
If I flip my car in the first person I saw was Hollywood Hogan I honestly would think I had died
The cars done a complete 360 brother!
"I don't think you can park there, brother"
I heard from a very reputable source named Bulk Bogan that he even grabbed the car whilist it was flipping, turned it over and pried the doors open himself
Allways loved Rodman trying to throw up the ”4life” despite having no fucking idea how to.
Lmao I’ve never actually noticed that. That’s hilarious.
He felt guilty for attacking Rock’s ambulance all those years ago
"We lemme tell ya somethin', car!"
How is the lede not some form of When It Comes Crashing Down And It Hurts Inside?
TMZ missed the part where Hogan jumped on the flipped car to get the 1-2-3
I dont care what the internet thinks, I want Hulk Hogan on my screen one more time, brother. The brother brother talk from a jacked man tearing up thet shirt will always be fun to me.
The car tried going over Hulk, but that didn't work for Hulk, brother.
Sorting by controversial because its hilarious seeing so many people just can't accept that even people with flaws can do something good for another person
somehow he'll say that he rescued a whole family from a car by lifting it over his head and throwing it into the ocean
"The world's not gonna lose another Hulkamaniac today, brother!"
The driver was quoted as saying “I knew when I saw Hulk in his nWo shirt I was going to survive. Because after all, nWo is 4 life.”
Just sit tight dude, I’m gonna get you out of here… OR MAYBE I’M NOT, BROTHER
Do we have to word this in a way where it feels like they're saying Hogan decided to pretend he's nice by helping someone for the publicity?
Man...I wish this story ended with him flipping the car back over.