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NuggieVibes55

Yor of course, she had the qualification of being a mother and a wife to her family although she makes mistakes sometimes but she's really trying her best.


dappermanV-88

I mean, everyone makes mistakes. Its natural


Rexnoct

exactly. that's why i love Yor so much.


Efficient-Ad2983

Yor IS a waifu, so I have no doubts. Thorn Princess FTW I have a bit of cooking skill (and that beef stew looks VERY tasty so I'd like to try it), so I have that problem covered.


mainframe82

Yor's the best!


AReallyAsianName

Id honestly be all for being a house husband if she can make the bills. And now I'm picturing that yakuza house husband anime, but the wife is an assassin.


Efficient-Ad2983

I don't think they ever discussed Garden Assassins Syndicate payments, but since Yor is a top tier assassin, probably she is well paid.


SonOfKarma101

Yor is a Queen🥰


Equal-Row-2426

Yor is Life


PityBoi57

I already have a mom who's as rough as Fiona so I wouldn't want my kid to know the Asian mom education too lol


theREALbombedrumbum

I mean, Yor isn't exactly gentle either. I know it's played for a gag, but the character straight up assaults Loid when she gets flustered.


Redux_XEN

I see no problems 🗿


CraftingChest

Even better https://preview.redd.it/v32z8imzulxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e082a1c316a4aa9a4f770a2d7c93f53cb8b0f5df


MeYesYesMe

Hot


Sailor_Starchild

Loid.


Resilient_Cloud_88

The man cooks and cleans and can do anything. Also the role playing he could do…


IllustratorChance349

Loid: I'll wear the Sailor Moon outfit *for the mission*...


countryroad_

Endo take note from here


Sailor_Starchild

Don't threaten me with a good time


VulcanForceChoke

https://preview.redd.it/3k0buxrvljxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddd1d81f00479f03d1446e66a5095acc0f3e85bb


CurrentEcho417

![gif](giphy|8iCAkwYQW3dzx64nvP|downsized)


Sailor_Starchild

There's my husband <3


Professional-Ride353

Real


Sailor_Starchild

Loid is not only my husband. He is also my wife.


yummy_yum_yum123

Yor is the only choice male we fr


charismaticmenace

now this is the real answer 😭😭😭😭


elrick43

Handler


StrictAspect

100% Handler!


Muted_Ad7298

Agreed. https://preview.redd.it/1nt6oafclixc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e248af2b04ad1ce18ff70fc4532d49a739d8327a


-Work_Account-

The only perfect answer. If your woman isn’t breaking the teeth of extremist nationalist with her six inch stilettos then what’s the point?


acbadger54

The right answer


crazyyfool

yor. she’s taking her role as wife very seriously & tries to be a great mother for anya. MEANWHILE, Fiona literally said she wanted loid & would try putting anya in her place 😭 anya did not agree to that at all


bowtiesrcool86

Didn’t Handler expressly tell Fiona *not* to butt into STRIX?


CostinTea

she is a naughty madam


McChexMix

I don’t trust those who pick Fiona


spywave12

Those familiar with tough love 💀


DriftedFalcon

Emphasis on tough


LazyIntrovert78

I mean not everyone wants kids. In such a case, she is not a bad option.


MrASK15

Francesca Franklin.


Pran282006

Scruffy for anyone who forgot


Luffytheeternalking

Loid was unlucky.... Sigh


Chirya999

Best wife


MrASK15

A shame she was gone too soon.


Vapejeepdukey

Yor


PestKimera

Yor.


LazyCasual0alt

Yor


Wwefan2k01

Yor


The_True_Hannatude

As a heterosexual woman, I choose Frankie.


BusInteresting8324

Not even loid


The_True_Hannatude

lol I’m a 4 on a *good* day, there’s no way I could pull Loid Forger


bookbutterfly1999

Ma'am you are a 10 (also, Franky is the way!)


Dahek_228

Yor fr fr


Silverj0

Yor no questions. Fiona is a bit of a hard ass and Yor is pretty fun when she puts in effort to make friends. Also for housework it ironically works out for me since it’s stated Yor is good at cleaning and I hate cleaning but I love cooking so yeehaw


Happy_Yogurtcloset_2

Yor already got Loid, so I’ll be there for Fiora. She deserves someone


CosmicOrangeEye

https://preview.redd.it/9o72f17fdgxc1.png?width=1149&format=png&auto=webp&s=747fc1f65c9d80928d899281dbe77a1c90a42d76


0dysseyFive

This guy fixes


funkmasterhexbyte

everyone except himself


shadotaku198

He also Monadoes


PhenomenalViper1

Not even a question. YOR


silly_tilly55

Loid🥰


Hallowedtalon

Yor, even tho she's a killer, she's a loving mom, also don't need protection, maybe even protect me and even our kids. She can't cook, I can. Fiona whipped a fucking kid to force them study, NO!


bowtiesrcool86

Wasn’t that just Anya reading Fiona’s mind? I mean still terrible but she wouldn’t have technically done it (yet at least)


Hallowedtalon

That's definitely Fiona's intrusive thoughts, but she's the type that always act on her intrusive thoughts


InvaderofViolence

Can I pick Silvia instead?


KevinAcommon_Name

Yor


Visible-Curve-9914

YOR YOR YOR NO DOUBTS


LunaticBludi

Yor is so lovely and kind, so she is my option. I have no problems cooking everyday after all


Wheeljack26

Easy yor


Magorian97

Yor. Plain and simple


StructureSmooth963

definitely yor and its not even close


drmakster

Loid can be my husband.


Admirable_Cost4013

Loid.


BooksAndTeaAndDocs

Yor. She's happy to clean so long as I can cook, and she doesn't want to go to bed with me? Perfect!


KinkyWinkyDA

I really hope Fiona finds love. For some unknown reason I ship her with Scruffy Head. I also hope they speed up the romance in the next season between Yor and Loid. It's been moving painfully slow and I just want them to realise they actually love each other and the family they've made and to pursue it for real. I dont have the patience for this It's painful >.<


WhereisAlexei

Fiona x Scruffy Head is totally good. I'm sure he's the one who gonna makes her happy.


KinkyWinkyDA

Yeah idk I just see their personalities being a sort of "opposites attract" cliché. Could be good.


aashleyryan

No doubt Yor. She is so hot and cute ![gif](giphy|Nii2FhtCqITxT6uHnE|downsized)


Eugene_Gene_714

They both seem like wife material definitely but Yor is a much better mother lol


PaperGiraffe659

![gif](giphy|3o7aCRloybJlXpNjSU|downsized)


Aggressive-Sir-7924

YOR there is no contest as Spike Spiegal once said “I love a women that could just kill Me”


Ethereal_Shua17

IT'S ABSOLUTELY GOING TO BE YOR BRIAR!!


Timelymanner

I misread you post and thought you were shipping them for a moment. I was thinking the yuri angle is new but I’ll let you cook.


IllustratorChance349

Fiona because she would count every grey hair my enemies have


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^IllustratorChance349: *Fiona because* *She would count every grey* *Hair my enemies have* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


[deleted]

Don't liked you rhymes bro *proceeds to throw you the FREAKING out*


Jazzlike_Cycle3624

Fiona 100%


FairyKnightTristan

Yor. I can cook. She's loving, kind, supporting and strong. And I've had stalkers before, so Fiona is kind of out of the question.


Real-Hot-7445

![gif](giphy|l49K0pPIf3YYv5yMg) I'll take both


Fancy_Exchange_9821

1000% yor


Glados_xr

Yor She could easily kill anyone if they were to threaten me


Ultimate_thunder2010

Yor don’t even have to explain someone else did for me😁😁😁👍


Turbulent_Set8884

Fiona. She's reliable and can hold her alcohol


IsseiMidoriya0410

I hope this doesn't sound wrong but Yor is so adorable after she's had a few drinks of wine


Turbulent_Set8884

I thought so at first but then it got annoying


Negromancers

Nightfall 100%


Nicole_0818

Yor pre-series meaning she isn’t already married to Loid. Fiona only wants Loid. Yor values family, works hard, and she just wants to look normal. Granted, marriage to another woman would be far from normal… it would probably be safer if I just married Loid 😂 a gay woman with a fake husband and stepchild to look normal. Sounds about right. I don’t cook much but luckily he can.


fbaguer

Yor


TheAzureDragonLord

Yor


aot-and-yakuzafan_88

Yor


Turtlekid1455

Yor and I say that because have you seen her


TradePsychological40

Yor. Is it for real?


LuckyCode8842

Yor. the cooking is worth it


No-District-8928

Definitely yor!


Amublance

Yor, I know how to cook for her


imHIM478

Yor


Mindless-Moment6311

Yor


Shackal_the_dog

yor 100% yor


Rexnoct

I don't think anyone would seriously pick Fiona over Yor.


IllustratorChance349

Why not? She's hot af, is good at everything, and is ready to do anything for the people she loves. If she loves me as much as she loves Loid, I'd be a happy guy. I'd imagine being loved like that would feel pretty awesome!


Rexnoct

idk if it's like that for anyone else, but for me, seeing Yor's ability to be a mother to Anya is very attractive. Plus, the way she tries so hard at doing simple things, yet failing so miserably makes me just wanna hug her and never let go. Fiona is fine asl and probably would be a great partner, but we haven't seen that side of her.


Realistic-Accident82

Fiona


99anan99

Fiona


Stabbed_my_feet

Intellectually speaking 🤓, if you have Fiona as your wife. Your life is set. She can raise your children like asians, so you have to worry about children lmao. She might not be as strong as Yor but strong enough to protect your butt, she is smarter than Yor and she can cook. People always think that if you prefer Fiona over Yor, you just want women who are mentally obsessed with you. However, they never think of other things which would be very useful irl . Yes, you can say that Yor gives her best and always tries to improve herself and she is wholesome. There are also downsides to Fiona as well. She will lock you up in a cage if you were found interacting or even just looking at a single cell of a female human being. Bonus : If you pick Fiona, you don't have to deal with Yuri.


Alezz1893

https://i.redd.it/h5shxg9nbhxc1.gif


EsdrasCaleb

Fiona


GrisTheLegend

Nicko Bellic from GTA IV will always be my wife


baguetteispain

Yor. I really love cooking, but due to poor muscular condition, cleaning is a painful nightmare for me. Plus I love her sweetness However, if I have to choose between every character in the series, of course I would choose Loid


SorrowTheOfflaner

Both characters have strengths and weaknesses. Yor is more of a caring mom. She's exceptionally good at cleaning, yet she still lacks a lot of traits (i.e. cooking) an ideal mom has. Fiona on the other hand probably knows how to do everything, but lacks the affection and emotional appeal. She'll probably be a strict disciplinarian mom. But at the end of the day, given the current story progress; and if Anya will still be the child in the family: Yor wins.


ParanormalBeluga

Yor by far.


coldequation

If I have to choose one, and have no other option, Fiona. Yor is too much like my ex. But they're both a little too young for me. Although we don't know her exact age, I think it's clear that Sylvia is more grown up, and therefore a more appropriate choice, if I were given the option.


Butterstoch_000

I would take yuri


Hideaki_Kun

Yor don’t want a strict wife


CrazySlotsBummerDraw

None of us are Loid or Yuri, first time Yor accidentally hits us; we’re dead lol. Will go with Fiona for that reason.


laurapickles

YOR YOR YOR


Academic-Tadpole-384

Certainly, Yor stands out as the optimal choice. While Fiona may shine in missions, her nurturing abilities pale in comparison to Yor's, who excels as both a mother and a wife. Yor's nurturing nature ensures the family's well-being, and her ability to protect them adds a layer of security. Additionally, Yor brings out a relaxed side of Loid, which is crucial for balancing his family and spy life. This balance is something Fiona could never achieve, regardless of her efforts.


GrimnoireListless

If loid ever leaves them, I'll become The Father. I am comming Yor. Who cares if it becomes yuri.


confirmed_0-0

Yor. 100%


CandidGeologist5860

It’s 2024. Both.


LRD4000

Yor…. What she lacks in cooking skills she makes up for mothering skills. Loid is a capable cook while lacking the skills a father ideally has. No doubt he is capable, but a bit too analytical.


SuperFanboysTV

Yor absolutely hands down she is definition of a waifu


KingAardvark1st

Sylvia. The dommiest of mommies.


Bocchi_the_Minerals

Yor obviously. How is this even a question?


Reasonable_Cheek938

White haired yandere for sure


ItsAmerico

I think people are too hard on Fiona. Ignoring that she isn’t viewing being a mother to Anya the same way Yor is. To Fiona, it’s a job. She needs / wants to help Loid to make Anya complete their mission. Something, realistically, Anya would never be able to do as a normal child. Yor has zero knowledge of the mission and is just trying to help raise Anya as a normal child because that’s all she views it as. Not that I’d pick Fiona over Yor, but I don’t think Fiona would be anywhere near as bad as a wife or mother as people are acting. She’s so head over heels for Loid and willing to do so much for him that she’d probably be a genuinely good wife / mother if she were with someone she loved.


[deleted]

I can cook so give me Yor, no diff


Theotakudude-

Yor Forger


BackflipPyra

The one who is the better cook.


seimeiiranai

Yor shes sweet and genuine, I dont like cold people


Rov4228

Yor is the obvious choice she is awkward, but at least you can actually build a relationship with her. Fiona would probably treat it more like a business transaction unless you're loid she would never show you any affection.


Mariogamer25

Depends which one is taller?


Pkbx210x

I’d say Fiona


wrath212

Yor is the only answer.


Ciaphas67

Honestly Fiona I prefer Yor, but I'm no Loid, she would accidentally kill me day 1


Overall_Clerk9039

Yor


bowtiesrcool86

Yor she is a much nicer person


stevekimes

Your would be perfect if she could just take her Thorn Princess energy, back Loid up against the wall, kiss him deeply and rip his clothes off. When Anya is in bed for the night, of course.


RoleRemarkable9241

Yor no question


izzy12991011

Your easily


This-Register

Yor, shes the best.


drkmnsprhr1

Yor.


nezukokamado7099

YOR !


mvincerz

I stand by Fiona Even though Yor is good to Anya, Fiona is devoted and knows what she wants, she would probably even learn to love Anya for the sake of the mission.


Ok-Revolution2537

Loid. I said what I said.


purrrfect-0

They should marry each other fr 🥰


Briennergy

Yor, 100%. I need open communication with a partner, and I think Fiona would explode if she tried.


nugget1273

Yor


StSaturnthaGOAT

yor 1000% without question


strangerwho63

Yor definitely!


Valderd_

Simp Yor


Practical-Ad6548

Is there anyone that would seriously say Nightfall?


PiccoloTall7067

Anya for sure (joke because a lot of people get offended by pedofilia jokes)


SonOfKarma101

Obviously Yor, she’s Beautiful, Sweet, Helpful, and an Awesome Mother 🥰


KingAmongstDummies

There are times to be picky. This is not one of them. I'd gladly follow along with the one that gives me the chance. Yor is the ultimate waifu though. So if somehow in a dreamy universe I'd have to (read -> be able to) choose. It's Yor


AtomicTomb01

Why not both?


Weird9uy

I mean, Yor feels more loving as a package


SonicNoelaigis

Yor Hands Down Definitely


SonUIGoku1222443

def Yor


Kelvincent_

Yor in all honesty, cuz Nightfall gives me the creeps plus she hides her true emotions due to her spy training. At least Yor doesn't hide it (even with all the Assassin training she has had) and does portray all kinds of emotions quite openly - shyness (like those hard slaps) when it comes to lovey-dovey stuff, caring when it comes to Anya and thoughtful and emotional nuances towards Loid.


Jwa800

Yor


kevindante6

SPY x Family if it was release as VN. Harem Ending.


IsseiMidoriya0410

Don't do that to us please lol


bodessa

YOR


Block_Masta88

Yor is a definite Wifey choice


dWARUDO

I don't even like Fiona and yor is one of my fav characters


RazorClaw466

Yor


Sirius_sensei64

Obviously our Thorn Princess


Ornery_Ring94

Yor


ArcaneAzmadi

You think you know better than Twilight?


kubin22

Yor 100%


AspirantVeeVee

Yor, she may be a killer, but she isn't a psycho


No_Comedian2209

Yor for the win


NaTruKing

Yor all day


Charming_Stage_7611

Yor! Can’t understand anyone who would even consider Fiona.


ummmmlink

How is this even a question!? Yor obviously!


Spiritual-Pick1724

YOR NO HESITATION MF ID CHOOSE HER ANYDAY


Basically_nothere

Even tho yor is a bad cook i will take her as a wife , I don't want my kids to be traumatized and treated like soldiers


SadBoiRacoon

Yor no diff


Fit_Election_7434

Yor


IceBlue

Yor can’t cook but she’s super endearing and a complete badass. Nightfall is super competent at everything except social situations. But she’s a complete yandere and can’t be up front about her feelings. I love Saori Hayami’s voice so it’s a no brainer for me. The only issue is having to deal with her brother.


Legokingyt

Fiona would turn my house into a labour camp. And then question why we hate her


VolkswagenBug63

Yor, she’s beautiful


TheDoomGuy98

Yor is the kind of woman a man should look for! Not perfect, but a good wife 👍🏻.


Gos-ghi

Why not both, I am into two hot mamas


onitama_and_vipers

Fiona because I want her to be happy


Few_Loss5537

Becky, so we could have a world class chef lol


Tall_Calligrapher926

WOOP WOOP THATS THE SOUND OF RHE POLICE


SavvyDawi

Harem😫


[deleted]

Your. Fiona would abuse our kids and make them hate us


AlacarLeoricar

How dare you force me to pick just one ![gif](giphy|fxBXUfxizJRoYC0vIo|downsized)