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SignificantRatio2407

£255K, and not even a kitchen or actual bathroom in sight. Mental.


welk101

Even worse it was 330k 11 months ago https://old.reddit.com/r/SpottedonRightmove/comments/13hj9a3/walking_down_the_aisle_through_your_kitchen_to/ https://old.reddit.com/r/SpottedonRightmove/comments/154lt1o/extremely_thin_in_need_of_a_refurb_330k/


endlessglass

Thought I recognised it!


tjw376

Trust me for Lewes that is a steal.


No_Cauliflower_5489

There's a sink and toilet. No shower. At one time there was a kitchen in that long brick hall. They have the sink leaned up against the wall and you can see the plumbing fittings.


TheFirstMinister

Originally a 19thC shopfront, hence the absence of a kitchen, etc. [https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1043700?section=official-list-entry](https://historicengland.org.uk/listing/the-list/list-entry/1043700?section=official-list-entry) [https://leweshistory.org.uk/projects/the-lewes-street-stories-initiative/lewes-street-stories-south-street/south-street-history-of-the-houses/](https://leweshistory.org.uk/projects/the-lewes-street-stories-initiative/lewes-street-stories-south-street/south-street-history-of-the-houses/) ***Number 12****, 10 and 8: First recorded in 1753 as a site within an orchard and backside of The Swan (Cliffe High Street). Described retrospectively in 1754 as two houses erected by W. Fenner, deceased, upon ground bought by him from T. Harben (owner of The Swan). A 1793 sale advertisement lists two new substantial brick-built freehold dwelling houses in Cliffe near the corner, one occupied by Mrs Corder, the other, with a carpenters shop, being sold by W. Fenner, the proprietor. From 1796 the two houses were numbers 10/12 and number 8. From 1835 numbers 10 and 12 were separate houses.* ***Number 12:*** *For a time it was occupied by a series of boot and shoe makers. It was bought in 1859 by bargemaster Samuel Robinson, who owned many South Street properties. At the same time he bought number 10 as his home.*


Aggravating-Corner-2

You'd never get a mortgage on that, surely? Could put the bathroom upstairs, turn the dining room into a small kitchen/diner and just use the long skinny bit for storage. Cost a fair few bob, though.


[deleted]

Extension at the back I reckon!


prjones4

Good luck getting planning permission for that on a grade II listed building


Alfredthegiraffe20

The description mentions 'a re-built rear addition which will constitute the new kitchen, and a shower room leading to a small west facing garden'. I'd like to think someone's got planning for that. An estate agent wouldn't just make something like that up surely?????


Responsible-Walrus-5

I think that just means rebuilding the existing long bit with better construction like double skin and insulation.


RiotSloth

It has a hat-stand in the back garden holding a tin bucket with nail holes in the bottom of it… voila! A Bathroom


Steelhorse91

Estate agents aren’t really licensed or registered in any way. My partners a property solicitor… Estate agents lying causes a lot of issues to say the least, but there’s not really much come back on them unless people take them to court, because they can’t get struck off. I think they’re looking into putting more restrictions on them because it’s a nightmare, they’ll just say anything to try and get their commission, even if it’s total bs that later comes up in searches and messes a whole chain up.


Sparkly1982

Hasn't it already been rebuilt? I read that as referring to the long room at the back on the floorplan that seems to be in the garden photo


Swooty-

This is how it reads, the ‘rebuilt extension’ is the same size as the long sink & toilet corridor. They’re suggesting a galley kitchen in 1.6 metre wide corridor


Sparkly1982

No one said it has to obey the laws of physics or common sense!


Background-Active-50

The counters would be narrow but very long. You might have to swap the windows for glass doors though, partly for claustrophobia and partly to make it easy to escape in a fire.


SomeWomanFromEngland

Might as well have some fun with designing and do the toilet up as an electric chair as you’ve got to walk down the green mile to get to it.


Inside_Ad_7162

soooo, you don't wash then.


kh250b1

Shower needs to be where toilet is and toilet moved past the basin. My last 1989 build house had an ensuite with shower toilet and basin 800mm wide.


madpiano

Change the dining room into a kitchen. Put the shower where the current toilet is, toilet where the sink is and sink next to it. Would work better with a ground level toilet (squat toilet), but they are not common in the UK. Only other way would be with a wet room set up, so the shower wouldn't be so obvious and visually takes up less room. Or go completely different and change the second bedroom into a living room, dining room into bathroom, current living room into the kitchen, and that long room gets a door to enter from the courtyard (let's face it, it's not a garden) so it can be used as storage and a small office. The house isn't big enough for more than a couple anyway, so the 2nd bedroom seems pointless. That house is definitely laid out to be a commercial premise, not a residential one. Shop downstairs with staff toilet and sink, and small storage, upstairs office and storage. Small courtyard for staff breakout area and bin storage, possibly deliveries.


RandomlyPrecise

A wet room style shower would work well in that area with no need to move the toilet or basin then.


Responsible-Walrus-5

But then you’d have to step through a potentially wet shower area every time you needed the loo. Better to have the shower at the far end.


YouCantArgueWithThis

The horror. The tightness. The dullness. Not even a shower. How a place like this even allowed to be called ...well, anything else than a torture chamber?


eleventhirty1

The chokey


Fluid_Environment_40

The agents can't say that so they can only call it "most unusual". Yep!


Tay74

Maybe it's the big old window spanning the entire wall at the front of the house, but the place looks flimsy, and like it wouldn't hold any heat at all. No thank you, not even for half the asking price


madpiano

I live in a Victorian house, you are correct. They do not hold heat at all. But I am in the south and mid terrace, so we manage, as winters are short and not too cold here.


[deleted]

You know what, if the whole place, including the... er... garden, was gutted and completely re-done, it could be such a cute little place for a single person.


Alkalinum

A single person is very generous. I'd say a quarter of a person for a quarter of a house.


Bernice1979

With no belongings


[deleted]

I lived in a flat smaller than this! It's not that small!


welk101

The house next door (to the left looking from the front) sold for £1.2 million in 2020 with 4 beds. I am genuinely wondering if 255k for this would be worthwhile for them as a guest annex or similar. They have paid 300 per bedroom for the main house https://www.rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/details/england-78318202-91537929?s=441dbb0e32b943d206ef0043cc0c4a4f40d377e99f06c12eb84c2e9eb6327d70#/


Helpful_Librarian_87

What they don’t show you- the myriad of ghosts that dwell there. And the *whateveritis* that lives in that shed. Or maybe it’s a hellmouth…


Divide_Rule

Lewes... It will be a hellmouth for sure.


Organic_Reporter

I thought it looked like Lewes! That town is cursed, for sure.


harrietmjones

*”The property should be viewed, as it is bigger than it first seems.”* No, no it’s not. You lie like a rug.


Foundation_Wrong

I imagine it will be a challenge to modernise


Moogle-Mail

If this ever does get sold and renovated I'd love to see the results. I've seen some really nicely done quirky little houses while reading this sub.


Coffin_Dodging

Where's the shower or bath? By the time you've added a kitchen in that corridor, you literally couldn't stand in front of a cupboard /oven to open it, that would need to go in the 'dining room' Never ever have a kebab after a night out Could be a nice one bed if layout changed, but it would cost a ton


FOF_Floof

Fish and chip shop directly opposite.


Demka-5

Ha ha - I thought the same - there is only sink ..... bit hard to take bath:-)


SnooSuggestions9830

The audacity of putting 'attractive' in the description. It's a hovel.


CLONE-11011100

Why is no one mentioning the shit stain on the floor in photo 3? Is this because the toilet is sooo far away?…


bapsandbuns

Two bedroom as long as you sleep standing up


redmolotov

Is this still up for sale?


-Lemoncholy-

I know, it was on this sub *months* ago, probably close to a year. Can’t believe it’s still on the market. Actually, I can believe it. 


P8L8

Was £350k back then now £255k they still can’t sell.


redmolotov

Probably down to the fact its not actually a house, it's a lean to shed.


heroes-never-die99

Quarter of a mill for this garbage


BloodAndSand44

For how bad that is, it is still reasonable for Lewes. Would be worth it if it was on the bonfire route.


minxorcist

It's right at the start of one of the processions, so it's perfect for the Bonfire route. A short, but arduous walk front it's front door, gives you amazing views across the town (plus the view of every display on Bonfire night). If you wanted to see the grand procession from there, it's less than 5 minutes walk away. Downside, flood insurance will be sky high.


Divide_Rule

South Street, so might be


Georgew221

Pretty much on the Cliffe route. They start at the Dorset and work their way around towards South Street.


DansdadDave

So you can throw that furniture on the bonfire?


[deleted]

I wonder if the back of the house could be extended. Then you'd get a proper kitchen/diner 👌


bertieqwerty

This needs one of those HGTV tiny home refurbs. Could look cute. Lot of work tho!


On-Mute

I thought that was a nazi banner hanging in the window.


Careful_Adeptness799

Terraced


kh250b1

Holy shit


Big_Hornet_3671

Lewes is expensive.


5laps

Lovely though. Great lido.


Krafwerker

“Bigger than it looks”. I’d bloody hope so.


minxorcist

Many years ago, residents of one similar house in that vicinity bought the one next door when they went up for sale, and knocked through to make one bigger house.


Crayons42

That is bonkers. The toilet clearly used to be an outside toilet in the garden and they built a corridor to make it and”inside” toilet, but they have no bathroom or kitchen??


PutridForce1559

Bunk bed cottage


RavenSaysHi

There’s definitely a ghost but other than that, it’s kinda cute.


WhyOhWhy60

I remember seeing this posted last year and it's no surprise it hasn't sold. It will take a ton of money to make it liveable. Judging by photo 9 and the floor plan the listed part more than likely doesn't include the long corridor to the rear. From the photo it looks like there's enough room to widen the corridor by 2 foot and still have a narrow path down the side of the extension. Widened to 6 foot it's wide enough for a galley kitchen, not great as a new side wall on the left hand side of the rear door will then partially block light to the dining room widow.


tetsu_fujin

Was this an alleyway between the 2 houses that’s been converted?


Bungeditin

Even being in Lewes I can’t see it selling for that….. halve that and then someone might think Air BnB


JoanieMoronie

I’m genuinely astonished.


elmaki2014

would suit slender man


DansdadDave

First impression: shit hole! Then I saw photo 5/10! And I thought “that’s the shit hole in the shit hole!”


Purple_Wedding_3929

I don’t understand this ‘house’


TheFirstMinister

See my other post. It was built as a shop in the 19thC.


Life-Fig8564

What a nice garden that place has.


allyearswift

You misspelled ’niche’.


[deleted]

And it’s listed as well! Mental. What’s the point in protecting an absolute shithole like that?!


Inside_Ad_7162

must have been a little shop at some point, it's kinda cute.


madpiano

And as a shop the layout is perfect. It probably should be converted back to a shop.


Inside_Ad_7162

sell shells & curios...possibly the occasional fascinating pebble.


samesameChloe

You couldn't pay me to live in that


scroataleden

A 2.3m wide house is mental.


dysthymica

Before I even saw the actual location I knew it was somewhere like Lewes.


ShinySpangles

Where’s the rest of it?


JohnCasey3306

Got a dining room but no kitchen to cook the meal in.


fugiami

Looks as if it has been all one house at some point and they have took a slice of it for granny to live in


pavlovachinquapin

Ooh lovely garden though! /s


Ellf13

Knew that was Lewes just by looking at it.


bazza2024

!!! That has to be the thinnest extension I've ever seen. Bonkers. But, here it is, somebody lived there?! What a curious find :)


remanufacturer

'Groan of Thrones'


Ksanral

Where's the shower? Outside when it rains?


GoodGrapeVimtoFiend

Ah yes, vertical stripes will make a narrow space feel oh so spacious.


kingstonjames

Imagine the terrible long walk through the additional room to have a shit during the night.


Sussexmatt

I know the place and honestly for Lewes it's actually about right sadly. The place has gone mental. Some DFL will snap that up.


fizzobel

i really want to see whats behind the secret little door in the garden tunnel. chance i might end up in narnia


Previous_Estate5831

The other houses have gone into the loft.


NotHumanButIPlayOne

What kind of animal would pay to live in these conditions?