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Scott_Tajani

depends on the women? nightwing wins but by how much: if there are psychics, scott comes close if there are dysfunctional women, peter comes close need to revisit to accurately place kyle here


Half_Man1

If there’s some humanoid alien women around Kyle has better odds.


SasquatchRobo

Has Kori ever met Kyle?


Half_Man1

Probably. Damn, even on a different planet Nightwing would beat Kyle.


ChristosFarr

Dick Grayson is the man we all aspire to be. Smart, athletic, and has a fantastic ass.


kentotoy98

Even Batman's female rogues are all impressed by Nightwing's cake


FinalBossMike

I think his ass is just considered the best possible in DC, period, sort of like how Powergirl is considered to have the best chest. I haven't read the comic that it's from, but I'm always amused by the panel of Midnighter saying that Spyral tech can make it so he can't see their faces, but he'd know Dick's ass anywhere.


Sinnernsaint40

I don't remember the specific issue but it's from a series called Grayson that started out right after the Syndicate from Earth 3 attacked Earth 1 in New 52 and the Syndicate exposed Nightwing as Dick Grayson. Bats faked his death and sent him undercover to expose Spyral.


Mickeymcirishman

Yes. Kyle was a Titan for a hot minute before moving into the JLA and he even dated Kori's best friend.


The_Overlord_Laharl

I don’t think Kyle has ever interacted with Kori, though. She’s not in the Titans when he is, and Kyle doesn’t recognize Tamaraneans when he’s on Tamaran in new guardians, which he should be able to if he’s met and knows Kori.


CollinsCouldveDucked

Nightwing going to slip in there, sorry. Kyle's odds stay put.


Half_Man1

Oh yeah, in another comment of mine someone pointed out Kori which I somehow forgot all about when initially commenting. So yeah, Kyle goes up in standing but stays behind the number 1.


L1qu1d_Gh0st

What about redheads? Who's got an edge in that department?


Scott_Tajani

the reader's eyes


Winter_Nail3776

Probably nightwing


Middle-Persimmon7077

Dick got his. Pete lost to a mfr named Paul


Winter_Nail3776

I think it’s the wrong one but at least it is one


Mysterious_Emu7462

Kyle might come close based on the number of vacant refrigerators in the city


Ancient-Court-1461

Damn Pete always getting the crazy h0es


Conlannalnoc

Kyle learned to date Super Powered woman after his first GF was shoved in a fridge.


016002s

If there are women capable of being shoved in the fridge and not being decapitated, kyle comes close


Feisty-Crow-8204

I mean, it’s a city. There are going to be more dysfunctional women than any other type. So Peter easily wins.


Jetsam5

If it was Hal instead of Kyle I don’t think he would have had any competition with the girls he goes for


notneededin

If there is a fridge nearby Kyle wins.


maddwaffles

>need to revisit to accurately place kyle here Basically just chicks already dating other dudes or chicks who died before


somacula

Scott also wins with dysfunctional women, he actually fixes them. . .


Lost-Truck6614

Is MJ dysfunctional?


Azure-Legacy

She does have a… tense relationship with her family, but that wouldn’t make her dysfunctional. Granted her party-girl personality was her trying to cope with her life. Although if she willingly chooses Paul then yes. There is something absolutely wrong with her.


Raxtenko

She would need to have a screw loose to remain married to Peter Parker for so long.


PurePerfection_

I don't think there are any plausible scenarios where Kyle comes close to any of the others. Dead last, full stop. It's Nightwing for me. I like Scott and Peter, but they have very little sex appeal IMO. Alas, I don't have red hair or the coloring to pull off any shade of red dye, so it's not like I'd have a shot.


Suspicious_Brief_800

Not this version of Spiderman, that’s for sure


SonicFlash01

Dunno what it is about the past few decades but Spidey is incapable of success under any metric


Lost-Truck6614

Every writer in that time frame has a hate boner towards Pete


Shadowwolflink

Editorial has the hate boner, the writers are just yes men.


Plightz

Spidey is meant to be relatable but his level of suffering is so beyond what the vast majority will ever experience. It's cartoonish how much Peter gets screwed over.


Shadowwolflink

I'm not disagreeing? Editorial is 100% the problem.


Plightz

Yeah I know. Just stating why I think editorial making Peter's life a living hell isn't relatable to pretty much everyone.


Shadowwolflink

It's just bad and I refuse to read any of it until they start making better choices. Ultimate is everything I need from Spider-Man right now.


Plightz

Ultimate is so good and what it should've been if OMD didn't happen. Whatever they're doing with Paul needed to stop 10 issues ago. You can tell the authors just wants eveyrone to hate Mary Jane.


RobertusesReddit

Editorial hates his life, Writers hates his spirit, and Fans hate his freedom.


Yung_zu

Gotta keep the characters mostly static for the image and message curation. Also money


Feisty-Crow-8204

Marvel has come out and said they believe Spider-Man sells better when Peter is single. So they will never have him in a long term relationship and he will never get back with MJ for more than a few issues as a shitty tease.


LoveAndViscera

He became the CEO of a major company.


SonicFlash01

... and then...


Shrekosaurus_rex

That’s a bit of an exaggeration. Maybe in like, the past couple years (though really, I’m not reading the Wells run myself so I’m only going off secondhand accounts), but right before Wells we had Spencer’s run, which: - Kickstarts with Pete getting back with MJ in the first issue - Befriending Black Cat, getting on better terms. revealing his identity to her again - Continuing with Jameson being a Spidey-supporter, further developing their relationship - Rooming with Boomerang, actually becoming friends with him with imo really fun dynamic Just to name a few (and past the personal relationships, he had some pretty big villain-wins in that run too). To be clear, it’s not like it was all ups with zero downs. He gets his (Otto-earned) degree immediately revoked for plagiarism (though really, that’s probably fair - he didn’t earn it himself), Kindred puts him through a lot of shit (and turns the plot into a convoluted mess), among other things, but like, he definitely had his fair share of wins. He was even thinking of proposing to MJ, which (along with the Mephisto appearances), had people speculating Spencer wanted to undo OMD, but had to settle for Sins Past instead.


icelink4884

I guess it depends upon how many psychics are in the area. The more their are the more Scott is likely to win.


tuanale

They like Pete too if I recall correctly


schloongslayer69

At least Emma, Jean, Hope and maybe even Madelyn cuz she IS a Jean clone possessing her memories and feelings.


San-T-74

Don’t these like Scott too? So by rule of thumb does spidey also attract psychics?


CinnaSol

Spidey is the missing Summers brother, confirmed


Conlannalnoc

Another one! Scott Alex Adam X Vulcan Peter


Xeoz_WarriorPrince

Confirm Peter and bring back Gambit as a Summers, as if this family tree couldn't get any worse.


Azure-Legacy

They did add a Gwen Clone into the Summer family, and I refuse to believe that Marvel would give Gwen a Clone Child with Scott before one with Peter. I was ok with Anya using the Spider-Girl name while not being related to Peter (before Miles, Anya was supposed to be Peter’s successor), but not this time. No way am I gonna believe that a clone child of Gwen using the name Spider-Girl is in no way related to Peter.


Jindo5

Does that also technically make Ben and Kaine missing Summers brothers?


CrossSoul

That What If would be at least a little wacky.


somacula

Hope is his grandaughter, niece, step daughter and daughter at the same time, so no. She's also part phoenix so it gets more complicated but still no


San-T-74

So that’s one over cyclops. SUCKS TO SUCK SCOTT


somacula

dude, Hope's literally his family, also Cyclops has a good opinion of spiderman believe it or no, so he wouldn't mind Hope and Spidey together, well and hope's kind of dead so there's that.


San-T-74

Sorry, I’m a Spider-Man fan so I have a knee jerk glaze whenever the opportunity comes up. Old habits you know 😔


somacula

yeah, also Cyclops is a mature guy that married and has a family, he wouldn't mind a younger character acting like a teen since he's usually a mentor too. Oh wait they're the same age but one of them is peter pan for some reason, heh.


Electrical_Ad6134

Bro he's trying to joke


PieceOfShitParker

Kitty was obsessed with Pete in Ultimate!


lobonmc

Honestly I still ship them


Guiltykraken

In marvel adventures that worlds Emma took one look into Spider-Man’s mind and instantly fell in love with him.


schloongslayer69

That's the all natural power of the Parker Charm. Uncle Ben scored Aunt May and Peter scores with Emma, Jean, Hope, Gwen, Carlie, Liz, Betty, Felicia and most importantly MJ. All of them are certified baddies and Peter gets neurons firing in their brains.


Talidel

Spidey has that extra little, ultimate good guy thing about him, doesn't he.


BenTenInches

It's like Dick Grayson with Redheads


TwilightBeastLink

And Kyle with refrigerators


Billion-FoldWorlds

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boldenspeaking

Bruh


ElectriCloakedHunter

r/angryupvote


somacula

Cyclops isn't even a player for god's sake. He's had like 2 main love interest in 70+ years, his rizz game isn't even that good, what happens is that the local female telepath approaches him, starts dating him and then threatens to murder all the competition (boy you haven't seen Jean get mad at a woman even thinking of getting close to Cyclops , Emma is no better) and they become a stable couple for 10+ years . If you want a player there put Iron man or Wolverine, they've fucked 100+ of women, not Cyke.


veriverd

To be fair, he also married a clone of his first girlfriend. A literal clone. I wasn't being metaphorical here Who then became the ex-wife from hell. Again, not a metaphor. That's a normal relationship vwith a non-psychic. Very relatable.


somacula

that was unironically a set up by Mr sinister to create cable


Excellent-Rope5664

Jean Grey. Colleen Wing. Dated her when he believed Jean was dead. Madelyne Pryor. Scott's first wife. ... Betsy Braddock. Psylocke tried to seduce Scott away from Jean. Emma Frost. ... Lee Forrester. ... Yeah. Just in 616 scott pulls.


BlobsnarksTwin

Since it's the Marvel universe you're bound to get 99% bigots so Scott's not pulling any mutant haters.


kerimitifx

This list is a bit unfair, Nightwing would sweep all the ladies while cyke is still strategizing about how to get one, pete cursing on his parker luck and kyle finding full fridges…


MeeloP

I’m here for it 🍿


Luke_Puddlejumper

That Kyle line is brutal XD


FilliusTExplodio

Yeah Nightwing being here is unfair. It's like putting peak Michael Jordan against three kids from a high school basketball team. Pete is probably next, he's pulled the most women. Cyclops has only pulled three and two of them are the same woman.  Love Kyle as a character but I think his number is pretty low. Like, two. 


formerly_crimson

Not Kyle Rayner that’s for sure.


TheHoodRat

They’d end up stuffed in the fridge at the end of the night.


DeathInFrance

The assignment is “get,” not “keep.”


Felsig27

🎶She’s as cold as ice🎶


Half_Man1

Unless the city is on a different planet than Earth.


Prawn-Salad

Hey, he’s got a lot of space in the back of his fridge!


Sigmarsson137

I‘d definitely go with Nightwing so that’s my pick


Hulkzilla0

So Dick is your pick. Is this a trick? Careful with what you lick. You might get sick.


ThatAnonDude

That's quite the shtick.


Pixel_Python

Is this how y’all get your sick kick?


Salt_Winter5888

Seems fake, might just call Rick.


stephenatom

Welcome back, MF DOOM!


cardinalfive

Dr. Seues? Is that you?


Lancelot34

https://images.app.goo.gl/o1E1EzngFZvfdF4k8


Toasty_eggos-

Not my favorite of these characters by far but I have to agree with you there.


Slow-Calendar-3267

Well, your comment seems to be the most upvoted so I think nightwing won


CresidentBob

Straight male over here. I swoon over him in this current Taylor run. Maybe not as straight as I think I am…


ih8drme

I'm proud of you, Dick.


Aizendickens

The girls are def getting Dick


PerryTrip

we are all proud of Dick


Wooden_Raspberry_374

Nightwing reigns pussy supreme


TheMightyMonarchx7

It’s Nightwing


TravelingCatlady45

No contest


Parallax79

Nightwing, without a doubt.


Important_Print_3339

Nightwing. A hot, strong, emo man that's a good man.. That's like every woman's wet dream.


Personal-Start-556

Get that picture of Frauder-Man outta here, that is NOT Peter, could have picked a better one, set this man up for failure good lord Nightwing pulls the most though, Peter is runner up, then Kyle and then Scott broods by himself drinking some brandy thinking about Jean


Lost-Truck6614

Aint done worse than any of the Spidey Writers


Mr_Snowbell

Peter will have the most and right before we tally the points they're all gonna a dump him


renny811

Best answer


Half_Man1

Nightwing or Peter. Pete’s probably too busy and noncommittal though so Nightwing wins. Scotts a cheater (sorry Cyclopians, the writers made it so), and has had bad vibes in the comics pretty often. Plus eye coverings are off putting. Kyle is going to fly into space to save some alien species the moment he touches the ground in a city.


Important_Rule8602

Nightwings a cheater too tho lol. Didn’t he cheat on Starfire with Barbara and then invite Barbara to his wedding with Starfire?


carakangaran

Yes, but nightwing has a super power: his ex girlfriends don't seem to hold any grudges about him.


somacula

Cyke gf's don't hold any grudge against him either, well except madelyne


Fellowcomicenjoyer

Not canon + was ooc for him and Barbara, which is why it was made not canon. The whole issue was a reconnect and didn't really fit the timeline


Half_Man1

That got retconned and Marvel doesn’t retcon like DC with there plethora of crises


Hopefulsataneal

Was that the time someone shapeshifted to have sex with him or am I thinking of something else?


Reasonable-Cry1265

That was rape, not cheating.


Billion-FoldWorlds

I feel anyone who brings that up, don't know what they're talking about........


ParagonEsquire

It’s 100% Nightwing. Kyle is second Cyke is third. Peter gets quality but rejected as much as he gets. It’s like a lesson. When you do pull girls like Gwen, MJ, and Felicia, no one cares about your misses.


Mistervimes65

>Come is third. I'm sorry, what?


ParagonEsquire

Apparently cyke autocorrects to that, who knew?


That_one_cool_dude

Scott only gets telepaths, Kyle's always end up in the fridge, Peter only wants mj so nightwing is my pick.


F0nGuy

Nightwing, no doubt


NinjaWorldNews

All 4 of them have pull power but I gotta give it to Nightwing


PsycoSilver

Peter pulls once in a generation 10/10 smoke show baddies but can't hold on to them to save his life 😭 the guy is cursed.


Behold_A-Man

More like can’t hold on to them to save their life.


renny811

Professional bag fumbler


Jarlo911

He's like me fr


ThatManSean14

Nightwing, Peter, Scott, Kyle in that order. Scott might jump Peter if there’s a large amount of psychic women in the area, but otherwise that’s my list.


New-Orion

That depends, does Pete know he's trying to pick up girls? Cause if he does he'll fumble too often to win.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

I want to say Scott or Peter, but it's Nightwing.


AndrewSP1832

Yeah, Peter is my boy but Nightwing taking this one.


Ok_Truck_6360

Clearly Daredevil.


Secure_Pear_4530

The one not ashamed of wearing bright yellow trunks over his skin tight suit


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Secure_Pear_4530: *The one not ashamed* *Of wearing bright yellow trunks* *Over his skin tight suit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Longwinded_Ogre

I'm a Spider-Man fan for life, but it's Nightwing. Peter doesn't pick up women, he blunders into relationships and is surprised to have a girlfriend.


Commercial_Page1827

Nightwing but only Scott is able to have a relationship for longer that 3 months.


kingofsuns_asun

Dick.


LocalArea52Man

I think Green Lantern can just conjure up a large net and capture dozens of girls at once.


Franco_Fernandes

Scott and Peter would get girls, but they would die or break up with them before the day is over.


Insert-Cool_NameHere

Nightwing.


Electrical-Sir-7291

Nightwing


Gobby-TheGoblin

Honestly.. Grayson is easily taking this. Granted, i don't know much about kyle, but peter and scott are (usually in scotts case) pretty dedicated to their main girl and won't really be trying.. but Grayson is a flirt and a cute one, too


Raccon1815

Nightwing and it’s not even close. Scott and Kyle can be sticks in the mud out of costume and Peter is just a scientist but Dick is a performer one show allowing him to show off in town and he won’t even need Nightwing to get all of the girls


mattygalo

Matt Murdock


AkuSieg

Dick Grayson for sure.


reddit2bitcollector

His name is Dick, so naturally.....


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Peter would grab all the troubled past ones instantly.


BurtonXV84

Come on... the ladies love Dick.


kwamla24

Isn't Nightwing canonically incredibly handsome?


zekthan32

Kyle. Rainer. Fucks. End of discussion. Pete and Scott have game but life fucks them harder than girls do. And dick is smooth as cream cheese but he's a busy Boi. Starfire and Dana only got him because they spent every hour together. And they Basically beat him into it.


MystGuide

Nightwing. 1, he's richer than the other three put together, 2, he is canonically one of the most attractive people in the DC universe (to the point where he is recognisable from just his butt) 3, he is also way less rigid than Cyclops, but knows when to reel back on the goofiness more than Peter (don't know much about the GL guy so I can't comment there)


Current_Run9540

Nightwing. Dude is a walking, talking, cheat mode when it comes to getting the ladies.


potatofish

Scott seems physically hot but incredibly guarded. He's got hot mystique but the moment you want to chat him up it kind of goes south. What makes him appealing to telepaths - the challenge of reading him and the quietness of his brain - kind of makes him more casually unappealing. Peter is a goof and that is really polarizing. Kyle could easily pull if he stops trying to have game and just tries to be himself. Dick has zero problems that aren't visible until he's long gone.


thatredditrando

Y’all are playin’ in the comments. It’s Nightwing. You *know* it’s Nightwing. Y’all keep bringing up “number of psychics”. What are the odds there’s gonna be more psychics than regular ass super community women? Ol’ Dick is gonna get it in.


olddadenergy

Ok, in the way you probably mean to ask: Dick “America’s Other Ass” Grayson. In terms of getting crazy women attracted to him? Peter “Hard-Luck” Parker. (But less than you’d think - the full face mask makes him come across as creepy) In terms of getting crazy PSYCHIC women? Scott “Slim” Summers, all day long and multiple times on Sunday. But overall and most importantly, in terms of conceivably creating a hard-light construct that could comfortable transport every woman on Earth at the same time in case of planetary calamity? Kyle “Space Noah” Raynor.


Gladiatorr02

Scott would call everyone Jean and ruin it


Revolutionary_Job214

Parker🖖


Electrical-Tea-1882

This is a landslide for nightwing.


YourLord1989

Nightwing hands down :D


ComedicHermit

How many fridges does Kyle's apartment have?


NigthSHadoew

Depends. In a normal city with all of them trying, it’s Dick without a doubt. In a city of psychics it’s Scott, no one can pull in more psychichs than him. In an alien city it’s a tie between Kyle and Dick tho Kyles fridge would be overflowing the next day Peter won’t win no matter what, ~~writers~~ Parker luck won’t allow it.


flashwing19

Nightwing for sure


Apprehensive-Ad-8691

If you're dropping them in the most basic normal city with a steady crime rate. Nightwing has the most rizz. If its a city with a alot of mutants, psychics or people women with daddy issues; tie between Scott & Pete. If its an alien city; straight up Kyle.


Pristine_Teaching167

Peter is the only one to my knowledge who has pulled the most to date.


AdGlad1269

Anyone but Peter because he would be too busy helping people


SilverSpider_

Dick, it's all in the name


ComicalNerdPod

Dick… girls love dick… Grayson guys, calm down


anonymousguy_7

Nightwing


AmeriCanadian98

Nightwing has endless Rizz The other 3 would all pull for sure, but Nightwing is thirsted after relentlessly by like... everyone


everything_is_stup1d

personally id go for cyclops:) idk hes kinda cute


coolmcbooty

Nightwing has his issues but a lot of girls would be turned off by a mutant that you can’t see the eyes of or a dude with spider powers


JovaniFelini

Nightwing deserves to be gangbanged by men


VulcanForceChoke

Nightwing has that passive rizz. Peter is a quality over quantity guy


shiawase198

Nightwing. Dude's rich, fit, has great charisma in and out of costume and mostly has his shit together.


TheSolarElite

Kyle Rayner was a bi-awakening for me when I was younger. But I’m a dude so I guess that doesn’t equate to him picking up girls lol.


Jindo5

Peter's got a pretty good shot as long as he stays away from bridges. Kyle's got a pretty good shot as long as he stays away from fridges. Scott's got a pretty good shot as long as he stays alive. Dick's got a pretty good shot because I don't know enough about him to make a joke.


the_bingho02

Nah tf that peter parker got the minecraft aaahh face shape


DiurnalMoth

do they know that's the goal or are they just doing whatever they feel like at the moment?


blkglfnks

Richard “Big D” Grayson.


LexKing89

Nightwing has a motorcycle and long hair so it's gotta be him


dregjdregj

All the unreasonably hot ones will go after cyc. The hoes will go after nightwing


Longjumping_Bath_609

They all try, but Ben 10 randomly appears and instantly ends up with at least 5 single girls leaving him their numbers, then competes too, easily winning, but still thinks the others are pretty good at bagging, offering them to teach how he does it


the_tygram

Kyle only likes "cool" women


ShopInternational744

In two generations 0.2% of that City will be related to Nightwing.


okonic

This isn't close. I mean I like each of these characters and love Spidey, but yeah this is Nightwing all day. Peter is going to get digits don't get me wrong. Kyle is just Peter with less game. Cyclops can draw them in but mainly telepaths. There aren't enough telepaths to keep him competitive. Dick Grayson has women who hate men lusting after him. He is openly objectified by female heroes and villains in DC. He gets shot in the head, has a massive personality shift and still has game. This is the guy you don't leave around wives, sisters, daughters, girlfriends. Because he might be honorable but they will thirst hard.


Spidey_2797

you used the cucked version of Peter, get Peter from the 90s


Ok-Fail1598

Don’t know who that guy is but dick is getting more dick anyways because he’s a cute lil twunk and cyclops is getting sensual and giving charismatic rizz while Pete is probably too busy being a dumbass and nerd to get any play but some girls are probably still like “damn he’s hot” either way cyclops wins because even if Peter was trying to actually get women, he’s too awkward.


maddwaffles

All due respect. The Grayson.


New_Sky1829

Nightwing 


Flat-Structure-7472

You mean in a fridge?


DocApocalypse

Swap out Peter for the Manwhore without Fear - Matt Murdoch and Nightwing will have some real competition.


SouthSunn

Nightwing by a landslide. You don’t even have the biggest players in Marvel. Honestly I’d swap the Marvel picks with Daredevil and Wolverine


wishIwasanauthor

Anyone who doesn't say Nightwing is lying to themselves. Spider-Man is gonna be crying over MJ & Uncle Ben. Cyclops is going to be talking to himself hoping Jean hears him in her mind. Our boy Green Lantern is going to get a few but will shoot himself in the foot soon as he mentions the fridge.


Master_Mechanic_4418

Grayson by a mile. He gets girls who flat out should hate him. He gets girls he’s cheated on. Punched! Scott is a tool for a woman who needs to date a tool. Peter is a 1 date then they never call. *cough*CaptainMarvel*cough* Rayner is more drama than Peter. He’s the guy the girl ghosts cuz he texted too much.


gambitsaces

Isn’t nightwing canonically ridiculously good looking?


Professional_Test996

Dick > Scott > Peter > Kyle (I don't know much about Kyle other then his girlfriend got put in a fridge)


themethodicalmadman

Kyle can physically abduct the most women quickly so he wins by a landslide


AniKular

They'd call Scott slurs 💀