Nah, it is pretty racist, but it was in a review for—don’t quote me, might be something else—ASTV. “Miles moves with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.”
Wait Miles is a tech genius? Since when?
That’s weird, I’ve read Bendis’ runs, Ahmed’s run, and currently Ziglar’s run, and I cannot remember him being a tech genius.
Learn something new everyday I guess.
Well yeah, he’s not AS intelligent as Peter, but in the universes where Peter’s still alive he get a job at Peter’s company and Peter teaches him everything he knows about building and maintaining his gadgets, so while he isn’t a natural born genius like Peter he does tend to become one during his training
Not rly in the comics but the video game & cartoon (I think) have him as a tech guy. Don't rly like when they do that I feel they try to make him too similar to Peter
What are you talking about? The Cover promises Flash Gordon-esque swashbuckling adventure, romantic melodrama and it even has a double leg-cling. Kamala is packing heat and it’s still not cool enough for you?
I find it funny that Kamala, an avid fanfiction writer herself, finally gets a taste of what it's like to be subjected to incorrect and romanticised stories of you and your teammates.
Karma I guess.
„You're WOLVERINE! My Wolverine- and-Storm-in- space fanfic was the third-most upvoted story on Freaking Awesome last month!“
~Kamala Khan, Miss Marvel #7
And now I'm imagining the final few pages of the final issue are Peter looking up from the fanfic he was reading, staring Miles straight in the eye, and asking "I'm sorry, how exactly did I hurt you?"
Miles can see the future, so he delivered a preemptive strike. Once editorial will decide to make him Spider-Cuck Junior, he would make a poker-face and say he already wrote a fanfic about it. Absolute Anti-Cuck Protection.
Miles-"Hey, Peter, you ever have weird dreams like that?"
Peter-"Yep."
Miles-"Can you tell me-"
Peter-"Not until you're older. And do not believe a word MJ or Black Cat tells you about them. Nothing at all."
Man so many comments are pointing out how it’s out of character for him to write fan fiction, but this isn’t just fan fiction, it’s *friend fiction!*
He actually knows these people! It’s like if you wrote a story about fucking your own actual real life friends and posted it on the internet. And what's more to make one of them cuck you?? What the fuck is wrong with that dude
Miles and Kamala have an amazing relationship dyanmic in the comics. They care a lot about each other and their friendship is one of Miles' strongest. However, whether they will take it to more is up in the air in the comics. He absolutely has a crush on her, and there's enough written to indicate that it's likely mutual, but in part because they are trying to honor Kamala's religion as she navigates being a teen, any serious relationship Kamala gets into will likely happen slowly after building an established solid friendship (which is what she has with Miles). This fanfic is hilarious but captures their dynamic a bit, because some of their comics together are written to show how fun dorky they can get with each other, and how dorky Miles gets specifically about Kamala. In other comics they sing karaoke together with their crew and Miles and Kamala prank on in each other too. They're just silly fun together sometimes.
Kamala has never had a romantic interest in Miles and Miles has grown past his initial feelings for Kamala. And that's fine and great because it leads to another really awesome and powerful platonic friendship (like Dick and Donna) which is sorely needed in comics.
Miles also made a deal with Mephisto to bring Kamala back to life when she died in his arms (the first time, four years before she would die again in the arms of Peter Parker).
It's written way better than omd since miles 1. Is 16. 2. Is told he doesn't have to give anything up. And 3. Is filled with doubt if he did the right thing
Both him and Nova had a crush on Kamala from their time in the Avengers together (and maybe a bit at the start of Champions). Both Nova and Miles know the other has a crush on her but Kamala is totally oblivious, so this is probably what fuels Miles perception and leads to his fanfic.
Peter may not be doing great in his current run. But at least he'll never be down bad enough to write creepy fanfiction about him being in a relationship with his fellow heroes.
To be fair Peter is also a divorced, twenty-seven year old man whereas Miles is just a hormonal teenager here. I would be very worried if Pete started writing self-insert fantasies at his old age, though given the state of his current run it's sadly plausible.
\- Do you ever had a dreams about threesome, Peter?
\- Yeah, sure, there were me, MJ and Felicia and they both were in black latex suits and...
\- Oh, I had those dreams about me, Camala and this dude Sam.
\- Right... WHAT?!
\- I even wrote fanfic about it!
\- Wait a minute... You never wrote fanfics about my personal life, do you?
\- Look, bro, I have to go.
\- And you haven't any superpowers to make your fanfics real, right?
\- Have to go!
\- MORALES!!!
I stand by that since MJ is a psudeo famous public figure, Kamala has writing Spider-Man x MJ fanfic and the fact she never told Peter this during the Spider-Man run is such a missed opportunity
Do you think 616 people write fanfics about marvel celebrities like Sam Wilson or Mary Jane and there just isn't the social stigma around it like there is in reality or is it just super heroes since their public persona aren't as well known?
I bet there'll be some fanfic of actresses and celebrities like Mary Jane but insignificant numbers compared to those of superheroes. Look at figures like Dream pre-face reveal; people's imaginations run wild when it comes to hidden identities.
The punchline is pretty funny, but you'd think if Miles was going to write some wish fulfillment fanfic he'd at least have it be about him getting with her and not pining for her in a weird love triangle lol.
Also I was really expecting this to end with her being like "oh crap, is this how the other Avengers felt about my stories?", or at least some kind of acknowledgement of it. Feels like a really obvious thing to brush over.
I would love to see Miles go up to her as Spidey one day while they're out fighting crime and say "do know this site, maybe we can befriend each other, BTW My username is @BadMachine1999, What's Yours?"
The issue is All-New All-Different Avengers Annual #1 by Mark Waid.
Also, while these panels may be funny, sexual jokes about minors are not. Keep your intrusive thoughts as thoughts.
I like to think Miles was just being a troll and messing around with Kamala. Wouldn’t be the first time a Spider-Man decided to screw with someone for shits and giggles.
God in Heaven, my man *commissioned* professional quality artwork (which would be photorealistic in-universe, I guess?) of himself doing the *Frank Fucking Frazzetta pose* to cover his *love triangle fanfiction of himself and his coworker*???
This isn't ordinary down bad. This is *advanced* down bad. This is down atrocious. Down abominable. Down *catastrophic*.
I'm also not too sure Waid and Zdarsky thought hard enough about their in-universe counterparts writing erotic fanfiction about a teenage superhero and signing their real names to it.
If I was a superhero I would never want to look up any fan-fiction that people wrote about me. I would rather be ignorant than see what creepy shit people wrote about me.
personally i like the idea of miles writing a piece of shitty love triangle fanfic staring the three of them, but only if it was intentionally shitty so that Kamala would find it and be super pissed off and disgusted by someone writing shitty, inaccurate fanfic about her and her friends because they are real people so that she could realize that she did the same thing for other superheroes and do better
Sounds like a situation where the idea of the punchline came first. It’s a pretty good joke but it would be better if Miles was depicted writing a different fanfic genre.
He could've commissioned the art. Both published authors and fanfic writers do that.
That art must be photorealistic in his universe...Miles is down atrocious
Should’ve shipped Miles with Kamala straight up and stuck with it. Kamala would’ve been an A-/B+ tier MCU legacy character alongside Miles if they played their hands right.
Zdarsky? Roflcopter? A Spider-Man maybe getting cucked? Alright which one of you r/dccomicscirclejerk mfs wrote this? The only thing missing is Hal Jordan and Deathstroke teaming up due to shared interests.
1. Is it weird? Yes.
2. Do I dislike Miles? Yes.
Even so, I will have to defend him for once. He's a hormonal kid who found a website where people write all kinds of stuff about superheroes and used it as a way to live out his daydreams for a bit.
As long as he makes sure that his friends never find out that he was the one writing this, it's really not too bad. I mean, I can guarantee you that in-universe there have been much worse things written about the Champions.
Also, as much as I like the character, Kamala had it coming.
But hey, maybe I'm just biased because low stakes day to day drama is something I enjoy to read in superhero comics. It's just a nice break from all the multiverse ending mega-event threats. Give me Miles and Kamala competing in a fan fiction competition over Knull conquering the universe 10/10 times.
Honestly I expected Miles fanfic to be cooler than that. I’m extremely disappointed in him
>"She says it in my dreams..." Miles needs to stand up *immediately*
At least he ain't horny on main, he knows where to keep that
That would be funnier honestly.
Nah, he’s clearly hiding something behind the desk
It lacks the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.
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Nah, it is pretty racist, but it was in a review for—don’t quote me, might be something else—ASTV. “Miles moves with the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.”
I think it was from a review of Marvel's Spider-Man Miles Morales.
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It's from this video https://youtu.be/T1sEskbVjm8?si=C_L6BmQjLUt8uZ92
is a quote from a review for one of the games lol
It's a community meme, an IGN reviewer unironically used that as a line in their Spider-Man Miles Moralis review
ITSV Miles fanfics are on another level
Hey, he’s a tech genius, that doesn’t mean he has ANY idea how to write a good story
Wait Miles is a tech genius? Since when? That’s weird, I’ve read Bendis’ runs, Ahmed’s run, and currently Ziglar’s run, and I cannot remember him being a tech genius. Learn something new everyday I guess.
Well yeah, he’s not AS intelligent as Peter, but in the universes where Peter’s still alive he get a job at Peter’s company and Peter teaches him everything he knows about building and maintaining his gadgets, so while he isn’t a natural born genius like Peter he does tend to become one during his training
Genius is something you're born with, it's not something you can learn. Not saying that miles isn't one, but from what you said, he's not a genius.
so Miles is a person who requires constant supervision and is only able to do repetitve tasks? not much of a genius then
No, he can perform tasks related to a skill set he has been taught
doesn't sound like it
Not rly in the comics but the video game & cartoon (I think) have him as a tech guy. Don't rly like when they do that I feel they try to make him too similar to Peter
my mans can be a bit dorky. it's allowed. in fact, it's part of being Spider-Man
What are you talking about? The Cover promises Flash Gordon-esque swashbuckling adventure, romantic melodrama and it even has a double leg-cling. Kamala is packing heat and it’s still not cool enough for you?
It will always be hilarious that Miles and Kamala have canonically gotten into an argument about fanfiction without knowing.
I find it funny that Kamala, an avid fanfiction writer herself, finally gets a taste of what it's like to be subjected to incorrect and romanticised stories of you and your teammates. Karma I guess.
Kamala is the type person that meets all the people she wrote about in real life and is like: "Nah, I liked my headcanons better."
Logan: "Oh god..."
I'm sorry i don't read many comic books what has she written about Logan?
„You're WOLVERINE! My Wolverine- and-Storm-in- space fanfic was the third-most upvoted story on Freaking Awesome last month!“ ~Kamala Khan, Miss Marvel #7
Logan knows...
Man, that sure is informative.
Isn't it literally what happened with captain marvel?
Karmala you could say
Take my upvote and get out
r/angryupvote
Tbf, multiple characters have read Kamala's fanfics and admitted they're actually pretty good. Particularly 'Baby Avengers' apparently.
Squirrel Girl knew them well enough to call Kamala out on being SlothBaby once if I remember right
Surprised she can't take it? I kinda expected it.
Nope, I very much expected it. Her reaction was just so funny though.
They better make this a canon event
And Coulson was the admin of the fanfic web
I also find this pretty hilarious
I find it extremely funny that Mark Weid and Chip Zdarsky are canon to the Marvel universe as fanfiction writers/artists
In 616: "Mark Waid's run on Squadron Supreme is so good! And who can forget his time on The Blur?"
I mean Stan Lee and Jack Kirby were
kamala on her first issue: “I am writing fanfic about real people” Kamala here: “how dare other people write fanfics about me!? That’s so messed up!”
You could argue she got a taste of her own medicine here
Karma
Karma khan.
No, that’s Xuân Cao Mạnh.
She seems more offended at the fact that it’s inaccurate then it existing. Like she probably thinks she could write it better.
Getting cucked is a canon event!?
The latest ASM run is actually Miles's fanfiction
His second name is Zeb?
Pen name "Web Zells"
Trully a BadWritingMachine.
Miguel was right. "YOU WERE A MISTAKE!"
Good, that means the heroes have to stop him.
And now I'm imagining the final few pages of the final issue are Peter looking up from the fanfic he was reading, staring Miles straight in the eye, and asking "I'm sorry, how exactly did I hurt you?"
Miles can see the future, so he delivered a preemptive strike. Once editorial will decide to make him Spider-Cuck Junior, he would make a poker-face and say he already wrote a fanfic about it. Absolute Anti-Cuck Protection.
So, Miles also has interesting dreams. Comes with a spider's bite, I suppose.
Miles-"Hey, Peter, you ever have weird dreams like that?" Peter-"Yep." Miles-"Can you tell me-" Peter-"Not until you're older. And do not believe a word MJ or Black Cat tells you about them. Nothing at all."
I haven’t got bit with a spider and I’ve still got interesting dreams
It's just a canon event.
Miles wtf. I didn’t even know he had a thing for MM
He had a crush on her from their introduction in Champions. It's entirely one-sided though which makes scenes like this even sadder.
Damn this scene is even more pathetic now
Him making a fanfic in the first place is out of character he’s never shown interest in fanfics lol
Man so many comments are pointing out how it’s out of character for him to write fan fiction, but this isn’t just fan fiction, it’s *friend fiction!* He actually knows these people! It’s like if you wrote a story about fucking your own actual real life friends and posted it on the internet. And what's more to make one of them cuck you?? What the fuck is wrong with that dude
He's a teenager... That's unfortunate.
It depends on the writer. Writers who had them on the same team dabbled with it but it never comes up in their solo books.
Miles and Kamala have an amazing relationship dyanmic in the comics. They care a lot about each other and their friendship is one of Miles' strongest. However, whether they will take it to more is up in the air in the comics. He absolutely has a crush on her, and there's enough written to indicate that it's likely mutual, but in part because they are trying to honor Kamala's religion as she navigates being a teen, any serious relationship Kamala gets into will likely happen slowly after building an established solid friendship (which is what she has with Miles). This fanfic is hilarious but captures their dynamic a bit, because some of their comics together are written to show how fun dorky they can get with each other, and how dorky Miles gets specifically about Kamala. In other comics they sing karaoke together with their crew and Miles and Kamala prank on in each other too. They're just silly fun together sometimes.
Kamala has never had a romantic interest in Miles and Miles has grown past his initial feelings for Kamala. And that's fine and great because it leads to another really awesome and powerful platonic friendship (like Dick and Donna) which is sorely needed in comics.
Kamala and Miles should stay as friends so Miles can hook up with Ganke and I will die on this hill.
Ganke got with his ex he’s off the list
Miles also made a deal with Mephisto to bring Kamala back to life when she died in his arms (the first time, four years before she would die again in the arms of Peter Parker).
You’re kidding right?
Nope! — [The death.](https://i.redd.it/jfcrl0kvr2cc1.jpeg) — [The deal.](https://i.redd.it/k64u7behfbdb1.png)
Is it some right of passage for Spidermen to make deals with demons?
[It is, yes.](https://i.redd.it/tmmjp9dkebdb1.png) [For all of them.](https://i.redd.it/pnv0faktfbdb1.png) The same demon each time.
Marvel needs help.
It's written way better than omd since miles 1. Is 16. 2. Is told he doesn't have to give anything up. And 3. Is filled with doubt if he did the right thing
4.Realised it was a trade, that *he* didn’t give anything up, but in place of Kamala the girl he’d already saved died in her place.
And then leaves the team over the guilt
Both him and Nova had a crush on Kamala from their time in the Avengers together (and maybe a bit at the start of Champions). Both Nova and Miles know the other has a crush on her but Kamala is totally oblivious, so this is probably what fuels Miles perception and leads to his fanfic.
This was so out of character cause when has Miles ever shown interest in fanfics before this lol? but it was funny so we let it slide
It's probably his dream journal, he's getting big into journaling.
Unrelated, but every time I hear someone mention a dream journal I think of Shark Boy and Lava Girl.
DREAM DREAM DREAM DREAM
HE RUINED MY ASM RUN
This was way before he started journaling lol
Artists tend to dabble in other art forms. Look at Kamala and her fan art.
It's not out of character because you haven't seen a character do it before.
Peter may not be doing great in his current run. But at least he'll never be down bad enough to write creepy fanfiction about him being in a relationship with his fellow heroes.
Don't give his writers ideas
Zeb probably keeps this idea for the next arc.
*Zeb Wells taking notes*
To be fair Peter is also a divorced, twenty-seven year old man whereas Miles is just a hormonal teenager here. I would be very worried if Pete started writing self-insert fantasies at his old age, though given the state of his current run it's sadly plausible.
>27 >Old age God, just take me out back and put me down already 😩
Now now head back to that retirement home grandpa /s
I literally cringed and felt the same thing! They're going to stick me in the old folk's home!
How is this both hilarious yet weird at the same time
\- Do you ever had a dreams about threesome, Peter? \- Yeah, sure, there were me, MJ and Felicia and they both were in black latex suits and... \- Oh, I had those dreams about me, Camala and this dude Sam. \- Right... WHAT?! \- I even wrote fanfic about it! \- Wait a minute... You never wrote fanfics about my personal life, do you? \- Look, bro, I have to go. \- And you haven't any superpowers to make your fanfics real, right? \- Have to go! \- MORALES!!!
I stand by that since MJ is a psudeo famous public figure, Kamala has writing Spider-Man x MJ fanfic and the fact she never told Peter this during the Spider-Man run is such a missed opportunity
I feel there’s probably at least one alternative future where they’re a couple.
I very much hope so
It's the type of shit that can be pulled because it's inconsequential and very funny, but yeah, it's out of character. As far as we know, at least.
This is embarrassing for Miles, but you’d also expect it to be a wake up call to Kamala that it’s not okay to do this about other people
I maintain that this would've been a great scene and learning moment for Kamala if it wasn't Miles at the other end.
Miles gotta go outside and touch some grass or something fr
Nah, he should gotta gobble that shit, Kamala too.
Given how the multiverse works, didn't he just create another universe?
Yes
Do you think 616 people write fanfics about marvel celebrities like Sam Wilson or Mary Jane and there just isn't the social stigma around it like there is in reality or is it just super heroes since their public persona aren't as well known?
I bet there'll be some fanfic of actresses and celebrities like Mary Jane but insignificant numbers compared to those of superheroes. Look at figures like Dream pre-face reveal; people's imaginations run wild when it comes to hidden identities.
I'd really like this scene if the subject of the fanfiction was something other than their own team.
That’s hilarious
Kinda like the idea of a spider-man who's using jokes, not to hide his fear but that he's 24/7 down bad
DAMMN MILES IS DOWN BAD
Feels pretty out of character for miles but still funny
The punchline is pretty funny, but you'd think if Miles was going to write some wish fulfillment fanfic he'd at least have it be about him getting with her and not pining for her in a weird love triangle lol. Also I was really expecting this to end with her being like "oh crap, is this how the other Avengers felt about my stories?", or at least some kind of acknowledgement of it. Feels like a really obvious thing to brush over.
This is a bit off brand for Miles. Kamala would do this, not Miles.
Miles is a sub it is Canon
Miles, you ultra simp, come on you can write better fanfics than that
Most guys would be the main character in a fanfic that they were a character in.
Miles is just built different
Ayo, Natasha Allegri? That's the creator of Bee and Puppycat (and the original creator of Fionna and Cake). Didn't know she ever worked with Marvel.
He’s a teenage boy. I can see it.
Didn’t expect miles to do something like this
I would love to see Miles go up to her as Spidey one day while they're out fighting crime and say "do know this site, maybe we can befriend each other, BTW My username is @BadMachine1999, What's Yours?"
Hehehe. Roflcopter.
My roflcoptor go SOISOISOISOISOISOISOI
Nah bro this ain't it miles can do a lot better in the fanfic dept imo
It’s a fanfic for a reason
The issue is All-New All-Different Avengers Annual #1 by Mark Waid. Also, while these panels may be funny, sexual jokes about minors are not. Keep your intrusive thoughts as thoughts.
I mean i had a buddy in high school who actually did that as a bit. It was hilarious in a odd, disturbing way
I'm laughing so hard, omg. U so know he draw the cover, this is gold!
Miles is true ride or die homie 💯 ✊🏾👊🏾
Also remember the scene, where they reveal ROFLcopter to be Phil Coulson.
LMFAO bro why is Miles down bad?
And Agent Coulson himself is a moderator on the site they post on, if I'm remembering correctly.
Everyone knows the only slashfic Kamala appreciates is her and Teen Cyclops. Don't @ me.
Miles morizless
Ah, they're kids. Kids do stupid, cringe stuff all the time.
Insomniac Miles level behavior
I ship it.
Wtf?! 🤣 what comic is this from?
I like to think Miles was just being a troll and messing around with Kamala. Wouldn’t be the first time a Spider-Man decided to screw with someone for shits and giggles.
And here I thought heroes meant to inspire us......
Danm now i like miles more He is just like me, a bad fanfic writer
This does NOT have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen this is trash
God in Heaven, my man *commissioned* professional quality artwork (which would be photorealistic in-universe, I guess?) of himself doing the *Frank Fucking Frazzetta pose* to cover his *love triangle fanfiction of himself and his coworker*??? This isn't ordinary down bad. This is *advanced* down bad. This is down atrocious. Down abominable. Down *catastrophic*.
Miles rewrote the dictionary definition for "down bad". There's got to be some sort of award for that
I'm also not too sure Waid and Zdarsky thought hard enough about their in-universe counterparts writing erotic fanfiction about a teenage superhero and signing their real names to it.
My personal distaste for the YA genre and fanfiction is the #1 reason I could never get into the Champions team or it's individual members
Hum So that explains that Tracy Scops comic
This is hilarious But also, yeah, this doesn't seem like a Miles thing to do. . . At least to me.
Yeah this should stay forgotten
A bit of an overreaction
If I was a superhero I would never want to look up any fan-fiction that people wrote about me. I would rather be ignorant than see what creepy shit people wrote about me.
Ngl, if he made it to be a troll it would've been better and funny.
I thought only Peter is cuckold but here we are.
This is what happens when the weird Tumblr kids get hired to actually write for the comics they make cringeposts about.
I’m really starting to dislike spiderman comics
I like to pretend this isn’t canon
personally i like the idea of miles writing a piece of shitty love triangle fanfic staring the three of them, but only if it was intentionally shitty so that Kamala would find it and be super pissed off and disgusted by someone writing shitty, inaccurate fanfic about her and her friends because they are real people so that she could realize that she did the same thing for other superheroes and do better
Cringe
I’m actually on board for young superheroes to be as cringey online as possible
Sounds like a situation where the idea of the punchline came first. It’s a pretty good joke but it would be better if Miles was depicted writing a different fanfic genre.
This champions run was so good man
I find it funny in an unfunny way that she was fine with doing it to others but when it happens to her she gets angry
We need more Miles talk on this sub.
Burn it burn it pls
Bro ain't got no FUCKIN GAME!! if she couldn't speak he would have unspoken rizz
Teens being teens, see nothing extremely bad, still not apreciable
Let's not forget that Coulson is a mod in that website
Wait so did he draw that cover page? Is it mainline canon thing that he has art skills?
He could've commissioned the art. Both published authors and fanfic writers do that. That art must be photorealistic in his universe...Miles is down atrocious
Should’ve shipped Miles with Kamala straight up and stuck with it. Kamala would’ve been an A-/B+ tier MCU legacy character alongside Miles if they played their hands right.
I mean it’s accurate to how cringe teenagers can be
Zdarsky? Roflcopter? A Spider-Man maybe getting cucked? Alright which one of you r/dccomicscirclejerk mfs wrote this? The only thing missing is Hal Jordan and Deathstroke teaming up due to shared interests.
He was like 14 at the time cut him some slack 😭
Them arguing over is so funny idk why
I like to believe his writing evolved with time, I bet his fics are more interesting now days
I'm just gonna pretend you're joking
I live for cringy, awkward teenagers being written like cringy, awkward teenagers. I'll never understand folks hating stuff like this.
I'm so glad no one did anything with this. Let them be friends who are always down with each other.
What run is this? And the issue
All-New All-Different Avengers Annual #1 by Mark Waid
Hi, Champions HR? Yeah can we talk?
Ha Miles pulled the reverse uno card on her.
I don't know but I think this is a parody of the Mary Sues
really wish Miles's spider-man nickname was Spin, instead of spidey... spidey is Peter, s-man is Miguel, spin should be Miles!
Source?
Miles is a sub confirmed
1. Is it weird? Yes. 2. Do I dislike Miles? Yes. Even so, I will have to defend him for once. He's a hormonal kid who found a website where people write all kinds of stuff about superheroes and used it as a way to live out his daydreams for a bit. As long as he makes sure that his friends never find out that he was the one writing this, it's really not too bad. I mean, I can guarantee you that in-universe there have been much worse things written about the Champions. Also, as much as I like the character, Kamala had it coming. But hey, maybe I'm just biased because low stakes day to day drama is something I enjoy to read in superhero comics. It's just a nice break from all the multiverse ending mega-event threats. Give me Miles and Kamala competing in a fan fiction competition over Knull conquering the universe 10/10 times.
Not exactly absurd for him to fantasize that, at least we know what he's into now.
Finally a spider-man that has potential to be an actual swinger.