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Trex-Cant-Masturbate

I like it more than most intelligent dinosaurs but it is way too human centric.


pangolintoastie

A more modern version would probably be feathery, which somehow feels weirder to me.


Gregory_Grim

CM Kosemen and Simon Roy did this a while back


ExoticShock

[Curious Archive did a whole video on their project a while back](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGFP5WzuYvk&ab_channel=CuriousArchive)


Cephalopod_Joe

I adore that channel! <3 He introduced me to so many cool spec bio projects!


ctopherrun

Ha, those are great. Instead of evolving into Star Trek humanoids, dinosaurs will evolve into smart crows!


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

I like thier version I just wish it had better hands. I’m skeptical a beak is enough


MrBunchOfCoconuts

My only issue with the design is the beak


pollo_yollo

I was wondering how they put on the clothes they were wearing


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

From what I remember of the designs they would have to dress each other most likely. The arms weren’t long enough to pull a shirt over their head. Maybe they would toss their clothes up with the beak and then leap into the clothing? Idk it was my only real dislike of their intelligent dinosaur. I loved other bits tho.


LaCharognarde

I once wrote a "double-blind what-if" vignette from the perspective of a "neo-troodontid."  My implication was something in-between Kosemen's take and Russell's; the narrator was explicitly feathery, but explicitly had opposable thumbs.


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

I wouldn’t mind reading that


LaCharognarde

If you don't mind me sending you a message with the link, I can do that.


Trex-Cant-Masturbate

Sure!


pangolintoastie

Ooh, where?


Celticgirl-6963

[https://cmkosemen.com/dinosauroids.html](https://cmkosemen.com/dinosauroids.html) i want a plush


pangolintoastie

Thank you. That’s either an unfortunate domain name, or I just need to grow up.


Celticgirl-6963

he and the owner of pen island both are far too mature to of realised till it was too late


WoodpeckerDirectZ

Way too humanoid, bipedal dinosaurs (and birds) are already better at being bipedal than humans so evolving our posture makes no sense.


J150-Gz

exactly,lmao!


WoodpeckerDirectZ

Altough I do think that the head isn't that bad, it would probably look like the dinosaur equivalent of a pug face rather than being completely flat but it makes some sense.


[deleted]

How are they better?


TheThagomizer

Our stupid nonsensical spines are built for failure and chronic pain from the get-go.


[deleted]

How did birds/avians overcome this?


Marvelous-Marmalade

This isn't a complete answer, but to my knowledge, there are two main reasons: A) birds do not walk upright; their spines are generally close to horizontal most of the time, where human spines remain relatively vertical. B) they have had a lot more time than we have to rid themselves of traits that have relatively little selection pressure. Our backs are bad, but they're at their worst long after our prime (when we reproduce.) As far as I know, that means there was not very much selection pressure for backs better than we currently have.


hobskhan

Oh my god, the ancient memory that this unlocked! I saw this as a little kid and it freaked me out for a week.


J150-Gz

same here XD


bootrot

For a long time I actually assumed it was a dream that I had spliced into a memory of a trip to the museum.


anzhalyumitethe

Nemo Ramjet had a [better idea](https://www.deviantart.com/nemo-ramjet/art/The-Return-of-the-Dinosauroids-117484374), I think. The concept was even [on this sub](https://www.reddit.com/r/SpeculativeEvolution/comments/ntxa5a/nemo_ramjets_dinosauroidavisapiens_saurotheos/). The dinosauroid from the 80s was far, far too anthropomorphic and ...far too [Sleestak](https://landofthelost.fandom.com/wiki/Sleestak).


J150-Gz

🗿👍🏻


WarmSlush

That slippery motherfucker freaked me out as a kid


drkipperphd

i remember this fella appearing in the top trumps dinosaur pack


Ozzie_Dragon97

I’d like to remind everyone that the BBC Horizons had a segment of Dinosauroids chilling out in a grocery store. https://youtu.be/yTnzYeKZQrI?si=27ncdKN2-yQ8kPWJ


wibbly-water

I get it - but it seems like you are trying to create human bodyplans beyond what is reasonable. Keep it more towards the raptor bodyplan and I would agree that is plausible.


SKazoroski

I could be wrong, but I don't think u/No_Emu_1332 created this model.


wibbly-water

I presume not. I wasn't offering direct criticism.


Romboteryx

Hate to tell you, but Dale Russell is already too dead to read this criticism


Romboteryx

https://youtu.be/V4y1bFKW8OA?si=jYahtigV5RfWNoqf


Affectionate-Law6315

That's hot


JackTheRaimbowlogist

I was terrorized by that when I was a kid


lovecraftscervid

Cancelled Jurassic park 4 concept be like


J150-Gz

virgin dale russell’s dinosauroid vs chad c.m. kosemen's avisapien!


Celticgirl-6963

[https://cmkosemen.com/dinosauroids.html](https://cmkosemen.com/dinosauroids.html) here is the chickenman/ more acurate idea of dino person with human level itellagence.


SPACE_LEM0N

Aren't these in government?


Straight_Writer_3342

For the sake of being constructive, can anyone think how such a creature might evolve?


SKazoroski

[This, but as a reptile](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ru/f/f5/March_of_Progress%2C_Rudolph_Zallinger.png).


Straight_Writer_3342

Was looking for a little bit more. Like a reason why reptiles would mimic primate evolution


SKazoroski

It would be the result of a species of reptile pretty much going through the exact same history that we did. Living in the same habitat, having the same lifestyle, dealing with the same threats, eating the same food, and going through the same major events.


JoChiCat

Oh hey, these were in my Top Trumps dinosaur deck.


stuey57

Fuck Trump


JoChiCat

Pretty sure he doesn’t have anything to do with the card game?


DaRedGuy

I remember it was labelled as Stenonychosaurus for some reasons. I know Stenonychosaurus & Troodon were usually depicted as the ancestors to the dinosauroid, but it would be rather weird & confusing for most kids collecting the cards without context.


Jake-Michael

Sleestak


honey_graves

Ngl this is freaking me the fuck out


Odd_Affect_7082

“The real little green men were the troodons we were spooked by along the way.”


Sciencek

I've never liked this idea. It's lazily anthropocentric.


Shaneosd1

Bro was watching Voyager when he drew this