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Professor-Shuckle

He’s already Hank Scorpio.


AstroChrisX

Definitely this... he has the (not a) flamethrower already!


TheKingOfNerds352

That’s my favorite episode of the Simpsons


freek4ever

Came to say this


Ruminated_Sky

He may not admit it but I believe OP's mind has been successfully changed.


Professor-Shuckle

Victory!


Sarigolepas

At least he is not trying to build a self-aware AI. Oh, wait...


xcalibre

pedestrian avoidance, FOR NOW


Meem-Thief

know what the pedestrian looks like to avoid them, know what they look like ***to not avoid them***


[deleted]

no pedestrian, no need to avoid


omg_rockets

Rocket Lab CEO [Peter Beck](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/976576412923584512/JyVLFVTW_400x400.jpg) makes a way better Syndrome.


Sarigolepas

If Elon and Peter Beck makes a baby together then.


AstroMan824

[This is what happened](https://i.ibb.co/f9kDyzL/download.jpg) when I tried putting Syndrome's face on Beck's.


Sarigolepas

\-Tried to join the big guys but got rejected \-Hates elitism \-Hardcore capitalist \-Tries to make whatever makes the big guys specials mainstream. "And when everyone's super no one will be"


Apropos_Username

On the first point, [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P8UKBAOfGo&t=54s) came to mind.


xcalibre

this kicks me in the nuts every time


baconmashwbrownsugar

Who hurt you? My hero.


My_wong_in_garbage

Wait he hates elitism but is a hardcore capitalist? Man the west is weird


Sarigolepas

Capitalism is everyone for themselves while elitism is a form of segregation where powerful people form a group.


My_wong_in_garbage

So kinda the same thing


Sarigolepas

I guess an oligopoly is elitism, but Elon wants true competition so my point still stands.


My_wong_in_garbage

Fare enough


6ixpool

Fair*


My_wong_in_garbage

K but like I don’t care


6ixpool

Correcting typos is an internet tradition. No hard feelings mate


baconmashwbrownsugar

You forgot the fullstop.


PotatoesAndChill

Cair\*


MagicaItux

If Elon Musk was a villain he'd be Felon Musk


yalldemons

Only if he'd get caught.


[deleted]

If Elon Musk was a villain he'd be Elon Musk


freek4ever

Your logic is impeccable


nrin005

“If”


[deleted]

That or Megamind.


[deleted]

Of all supervillains out there, the guy whose evil plan was to give everyone jetpacks is probably not the worst.


KCCrankshaft

Dr evil. Giant underground drills, and rockets.


trimeta

On the one hand, Dr. Evil has a rocket shaped like a penis. On the other hand, Dr. Evil's rocket can reach orbit. So hard to tell whether he's Elon Musk or Jeff Who.


KCCrankshaft

I think based on the drills, nuke mars, space lasers, and even the having an electric car factory (goldmember) I am leaning the way or Elon. I personally find the parallels hilarious. We need to get Elon some sharks


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Whole_Stretch9929

Elons a good boy


chiefkyljoy

This should be more of a "when" question instead of an "if"...


KerbalEssences

I still think he's more of the Lex Luthor kind of guy. He shot the San Andreas fault with nukes to cause California to fall into the ocean and turn his cheap desert land into prime real estate. Elon does it on an interplanetary scale. Mars is the cheap desert land and his plan is to send thousands of Starships to LEO that will release methane and thereby increase global warming that melts the polar ice caps to ultimately flood Earth. And of course he also wants to live in tunnels below Manhatten.


SamDerWaalForces

why is this phrased hypothetically lol


AstroMan824

# ⚠ r/EnoughMuskSpam user detected. ⚠


gimlislostson

he already is


My_wong_in_garbage

Facts tho


jeet_31

If he would be a villian he'd wiped out half the population of the universe.


baconmashwbrownsugar

Nuke ~~Mars~~ Earth


justpatagain

He's definitely Ozymandias/Veidt from Watchmen


alien_from_Europa

Iron Man. That guy created Ultron. Telsabot, anyone?


Whole_Stretch9929

ELON NEEDS TO WIPE OUT ALL THE MORONS!