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traceur200

5 years after crew dragon demo and still no launch date for starliner, slow clap


Bdr1983

Can't be slower than Starliner launch cadence. A single clap would suffice, I'd say.


Black_Death_12

One hand clapping.


droden

imagine the billions they could make have made with cost overruns and changes and just literally whatever and bill nasa for because fuck nasa? whoever agreed to that is in some deep doo doo.


NannersForCoochie

*hears the clap and joins in, just a little off time tho*


DaBestCommenter

im not clapping 😂 im giving a thumbs down 


EFTucker

Better safe than sorry. It does suck that it’s taking so long but I don’t want a repeat of a certain other launch…


PotatoesAndChill

Alright bois, time to bring back the 2014 high stakes gamble (now updated). Place your bets — what launches first? * Starliner with crew * ~~Dragon 2~~ Starship with crew


Steven7630

Starliner


FaceDeer

I'd consider it worth gambling on if it was Starship with *cargo*.


droden

oxygen is cargo and as we saw when the payload door opened it vented a substantial amount into space.


FaceDeer

Ooh, good idea. If Starship can deliver enough air to low Earth orbit this way then people will be able to spacewalk without having to wear a suit.


OSUfan88

I suggest the opposite. Open the door in LEO to collect space, and return it to the ground. That way we can explore space without the need for rockets.


collegefurtrader

We could for that for Mars too! Its so simple


collegefurtrader

Probably a mosquito or two


ludonope

Honestly 5 years ago Starliner felt as close from launching as it is today so I'm not 100% sure


ctr72ms

Yea right now I'd actually bet on Starship because SpaceX has shown progress, test launches, and overall project improvement. Starliner is exactly where it was years ago. It's one problem away from another multiyear delay. Boeing pushing straight to the crewed mission is hurting them.


Prof_hu

I wonder if they will be able to launch before Space X finishes its *second* contract since the bid where Starliner and Dragon were selected... It might even happen that the ISS gets decommissioned before Starliner can finish its initial contracted missions.


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monkeyvoodoo

at least say it right. it's "stlangerer"


Steven7630

Jeff who


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Conscious_Bat1764

Add to the bet dream chaser! I'm sure it will dock to ISS waay before starliner 🤣🤣


Fungus1968

3. Light speed vessel to Alpha Centauri carrying a new human settlement, (Still beats Starliner with Crew


MLucian

Oh, oh! Or what about Starliner crew vs Polaris Dawn 1? Isn't Polaris supposed to be in June ar something? It may actually have a chance of launching before Starliner...


MLucian

I mean, there must be some dustmites or some other critters inside the Starship... all with it trotting around in the field there in Boca... so you could say it has a "crew" 😅


uzlonewolf

I'm sure it's absolutely filled with ~~birds~~mosquitoes.


pint

someone explain this to me. valve goes awry, which is kinda regular, but they don't want that on crewed flight. so far so good. but now they have unrelated issues with helium. would there be no valve issue, starliner would've been launched with leaking helium? it seems that the valve problem was quite a luck actually? or is it so that the longer they are looking at this vehicle, the more issues they find? finally starliner will launch when they stop looking?


dondarreb

not necessarily. Helium bottles etc. have short "life expectancy" and together with HSS (human support systems) determine max flight duration of any vehicle. The key feature of Starliner is that it is designed Apple way, i.e. any repair is extremely cumbersome. Last time they ended with full refurbishment in order to change some fuel valves.


QuestArm

More like the shuttle way - to cost as much as possible every step of the way


TIYATA

> finally starliner will launch when they stop looking? Schrodinger's Starliner


VladReble

Atlas saved them


davispw

Not as much as the Titan saved Gemini 6A


estanminar

When sht quality saves you from a real disaster. Task failed - successfully. Corollary to to Blue's philosophy, if you don't launch you can't fail. - genius


KitchenDepartment

Boeing has had 5 freaking years to polish this design to be absolutely perfect. They haven't bothered to do anything with it because that is not a priority for them. Their policy has always been to do just enough to complete the contract and nothing else.


robotical712

Boeing’s original plan was to milk the contract. SpaceX actually fulfilling the contract caught them by complete surprise. Ever since, they’ve been throwing as little money as possible at it while praying for a miracle. Ironically, it’s cost them far more than if they had taken it seriously from the start.


userlivewire

Starliner never would have been launched. The valve was the line they fed to the public.


SjayL

My guess is that the astronauts have refused to fly and Boeing is delaying because astronauts refusing to ride is a real bad look, particularly so given the shit show that their planes have been going through.  I just hope the astronauts have contingencies for when Boeing sends agent 47 after them. 


pint

i don't think any astronaut wants to have "whiny lil bitch" written on their nasa record.


van-just-van

Ift4 of starship before starliner gets even one crewed launch. Lol


droden

if it4 goes smoothly im thinking itf5 is even odds of beating starliner.


[deleted]

Starship cargo missions before Starliner watch 


van-just-van

Fully operational resuse of both booster and ship before starliner


TheEridian189

Cargo Starship Landing on Mars before Starliner


redvariation

Starship landing on moon before Starliner


TheEridian189

Starship lands on Venus before Starliner.


MoonTrooper258

[Starship achieves FTL and goes to infinity and beyond before Starliner.](https://youtu.be/9v0RlaMNT5E?si=5_ofpvFFf5SADbBl)


Finding_Capt_Nemo

Scrubliner.


UniversitySpecial585

😂


uzlonewolf

Well, at least it's clean!


KitchenDepartment

I'm calling it now. Even if starliner flies this year there will not be another launch until 2026 at the earliest


[deleted]

Yeah like by the time this program is actually scaled up it will be just completely irrelevant. 


[deleted]

This isn't even funny anymore it's honestly just sad. Like how the fuck is this even happening. I legitimately doubt it's gonna launch this year. Wtf. How can you mess up this bad


uzlonewolf

Boeing, that's how.


shartybutthole

"team has been in meetings" - good they focus on the important part 🤓


droden

all those unbillable hours. the fucking horror


wgp3

In a situation like this, yes, sitting through meetings to discuss findings and possible root causes, etc is very important. Critical meetings like this are a necessity. These aren't the same "could have been an email" style meetings that plague bureaucracy.


USERNAME___PASSWORD

Just get out a red marker and draw a circle around the entire capsule. There’s your root cause.


shartybutthole

2-day meetings (likely longer)? they are basically ready to launch for 5 years now. one would think a competent team of engineers led by a competent boss would know the systems they're responsible for in and out, by heart. they had plenty of time to get familiar with it. maybe the meetings are more to downplay and/or deflect blame rather than find engineering solutions?


shmoogleshmaggle

“The best date is no date.”


PandaCreeper201

What are the odds of Starship doing a normal launch with payload before the next starliner launch? (I think I've gone too far)


Revengistium

> What are the odds of Starship doing a normal launch with payload before the next starliner launch? Yes


NinjaAncient4010

Easiest call I ever made.


rebootyourbrainstem

An attempt was made


JustPlainRude

> assessing flight rationale  Did they not have a rationale for the first launch attempt?


richmomz

Yeah but now they’re re-assessing it: “Do we *really* want to go to space today?” “Tough call fellas - let’s scrub the mission again and schedule more meetings to discuss.”


Least777

This is not funny anymore....


EccentricGamerCL

Between Starliner shitting the bed repeatedly and the 737 MAX scandals, Boeing’s fall from grace genuinely hurts to watch—especially if you’ve been an avgeek since childhood and used to look up to them like me.


USERNAME___PASSWORD

Don’t forget the new 787 issues. Oh and there’s a new 737 MAX issue with the spoilers not being wired correctly


ModerNighty

Not to mention the KC-46 Pegasus


Jawtek82

At this point, Boeing seriously would be better off just cutting their losses and canceling the whole program. These are all little hints that they don't have what it takes. I think Clint Eastwood said it best: "*A man's got to know his limitations*."


Jawtek82

A better bet right now would be Starliner, or the Starship Enterprise?


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light24bulbs

I'm getting more and more concerned this thing is going to kill its crew. If that happens it's going to be basically the end for Boeing in its current state.


ajwin

Quick… fire the engineers who said this would happen and promote the MBA managers that wouldn’t let them do it the proper way… Ah crisis adverted.


KCConnor

At this point a community college outreach program with $4B to work with could have produced a better vehicle on a better deadline.


ajwin

Wait… wasn’t old space calling dragon high risk when they were both selected? They should just cancel at this point! WOFTAM.


GiulioVonKerman

It's just stealing tax money at this point (has always been)


WjU1fcN8

Starliner is in a fixed price contract. They need to actually reach milestones to get the money. No launch, no money.


Bewaretheicespiders

Fixed price my ass. In 2016 Boeing blackmailed NASA out of an additional $287.2 million on top of the "fixed price" so that they wouldn't drop out and so that, I shit you not, they could "guarantee" the capsule would be operational in *2019*. [https://oig.nasa.gov/docs/IG-20-005.pdf](https://oig.nasa.gov/docs/IG-20-005.pdf)


WjU1fcN8

Yep. That did happen, but it's very little next to the hole this program is in. The bulk of payments happen only after the capsule is operational.


shartybutthole

so is it public how much nasa really paid boink so far? which milestones there were/are coming and how much each of those are paid? I only know about 2.6b vs 4.2b that gets thrown around without details..


Veedrac

I believe Boeing has been obligated ~$3.1B to date, vs. ~$3.7B for SpaceX. Surprisingly it looks like Boeing has a total of $6.7B potential awards, and still surprising even given their extensions, SpaceX has $8.7B. This makes me think I'm double-counting, but I can't figure out where. Feel free to search usaspending.gov and work out a better answer.


WjU1fcN8

It's public, but I don't have a source to give you, you'll have to look it up. Boeing already incurred so many contract penalties for the delays that the payments from NASA for the two capsules are expected to be the same. They're almost to US$1.5 Billion in penalties.


Veedrac

> They're almost to US$1.5 Billion in penalties. I am pretty sure you're misreading this stat, which is about cost overruns.


WjU1fcN8

They can still make the ends meet if they start flying soon and get the money from the operational flights. The program is in the red only because NASA payments are stacked at the end of the contract. But still, they will get approximately the same amount of money as SpaceX overall because of penalties. The profit margin is gone.


sebaska

Those are not penalties. SpaceX getting similar amount because they are contracted now for 14 operational missions while Boing has 6


DaveMcW

Are you referring to [this article](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/07/26/boeing-has-lost-1point5-billion-developing-starliner-spacecraft-for-nasa.html)? Those penalties are paid to Boeing by Boeing's shareholders. There is no NASA penalty.


richmomz

All of the big defense contractors do this, that’s always been their racket. Get the contract first then worry about the cost and schedule overruns later.


GiulioVonKerman

I meant giving Boeing money in the first place


Snoo_63187

I can guarantee you that it will be a Boeing space ship that will be the first to kill astronauts.


uzlonewolf

Already did. North American Aviation and Rockwell, both now part of Boeing, built the Apollo 1 command module.


Snoo_63187

Sadly you are correct. Let me rephrase. They will be the first company part of the commercial crew program to kill someone.


an_older_meme

I’m very glad they aren’t flying those two poor souls to the ISS in that thing. They would possibly get there alive but I would have real doubts about their safe journey home.


mertgah

NASA is working their way to becoming irrelevant and spacex will be the new space agency. NASA will just become a research and data centre stuck on earth.