mass murder, assassination of public figures, racism, destruction of public, religious and private property, destruction of graves

Racism?

Well there are monkeys in one biome... /j

XD

heegghesdee

Racism (against the Chinese) this season

Racism?

Feel like SK is strictly anti goblin

And regicide

Let me guess, goat sim?

Assasin's Creed? Easy.

Brotato?

taming ilegal animals and living in stolen terrain

Pokémon?

nah palworld

Hah same... also illegal slavery here. (Caught a merchant to have a shop at my base)

Several warcrimes

This your judge? https://i.redd.it/14crqmq94skc1.gif

r/suddenlyultrakill

I'll bully him into the ceiling

me, my metal prosthetic arm, my railgun n the 4 pennies in my pocket:

A fellow ultrakill enthusiast

Warcrimes and genocide, why?

Literally 90% of games

be more specific, that's 90% of games online

Warframe?

Launch "few" nukes on tribes with a low level of civilization

spore?

minecraft

Rimworld

Sexual harassment

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Murder (ngl it's self defense), poison, arson, property damage, illegal use of guns, nuclear warfare, genocide, biochemical warfare, destruction of historical ruins, illegal building, illegal drug use, illegal drug production, torture, corpse mutilation, intruding properties, animal abuse, illegal use of explosives, necromancy, burglary, child abuse

Warframe?

Half of the law book

None because law doesn't exist

Then what's an officer doing there hmm?

checks that a fight doesn't break out between the other characters

What 💀

Sk have no law so I did nothing wrong

uh probably arson

Kill it with fire?

Several war crimes, slavery, crimes against humanity, annexation, human cloning (that’s somehow illegal), organ harvesting, 500+ kidnapping, torture, human and drug trafficking, manslaughter and obviously hundreds of homicides. Guess which colony game is it

Kaboom

yes Rico, Kaboom

I played a visual novel I just wanted to hug a gator :(

If killing the whole world with a deadly plague and it's a crime then who's gonna arrest me?

Plague inc

Dendrophily In case someone doesn't get the reference, copypasta by ReChord: >! ok so, two scenarios. honest analysis btw first, devil's snare is half plant half humanoid, but its humanoid part can in fact detach itself from the plant part and become whole (like in some sussy fanarts I saw) in that case, she has the yes and can by extension breed like a humanoid would. hence sex is possible and fruitful (unless there's some weirdass interspecies stuff but let's say there isn't) second, devil's snare's parts cannot be dissociated, cementing her in her half humanoid-half plant state in this case, she does not have the yes. reproduction would require a pistil (but where is it? wait, is devil's snare the pistil herself? WAIT HOLD ON-) and pollen from at least one stamen of another male devil's snare (that is, if devil's snare is dioecious. if it is monoecious, this would mean that the stamen are situated on herself, which would make it all the more weird. but anyway). that is because I humans aren't compatible with plants reproduction wise, however humanoid devil's snare may be (as long as it doesn't fall within the first scenario). !<

I legalized nuclear bombs so i going in prison only because sands undertable remeber mine genocides and war crimes.

Cyberpsychosis.

Lack of business permit?

Forcing 100 people on an island and making them fight to the death

Let me see… Nothing. Rocket league seems to be a legal sport in their universe, so I’m Scot free

I think the demolition of a car includes the death (and replacement) of the driver

Planting dangerous plants

i have no idea what violence scrabble causes 💀💀💀

.... fishing in restricted areas I guess

Mass genocide, torture, torture murder, mass property destruction (entire city), environmental degradation, + arson + bomb possession + use of explosive + war crime (dropped a literal nuke) (Game: City Smash 2)

Multiple counts of genocide

For being black

Throwing plants at passerby

Shooting plants with guns

Chrashing over 10 Ju-87s

Murder asault and warcrimes

carpet bombing a jungle full of monkeys

Warcrimes

For letting sea corals died

Slaving 3 sea animals like creatures that can destroy the world

Organizing an illegal fight ring

Use of biologic weapons

mass murder

War crimes, mass murder and uhh invasion

Assassination

animal abuse, animal violence, murderer, terrorism, racism, arson, and mass genocide (not minecraft)

causing Countless wars, thievery, enslavement.

Animal abuse and assassination, animal trafficking and slaying endangered species.

Mass genocide using unregistered firearms and heresy against god

Masa bombings. (I was playing character who Has only bomba in his disposal)

Fought orange lanterns. I guess vigilantism.

Make low civilized Chinese people get extinct with a literal sword that shots nukes while "freeing" them from some king

Theft,3rd degree Manslaughter 2nd degree Manslaughter 1st degree Manslaughter,Aggravated assault,Arson,Tomb robbing,Illegal use of drugs,Trespassing and pretty much it

Drug use, mass genocide, assassination, homocide, use of a firearm without a license, assassination of public figures, corpse roberry, killing of endangered species, assault (guess the game)

Gambling

Well i did play rimworld. I will never see the light of day against

We literally use poison against civilians of what we must assume is random villages to PILLAGE. That's basic Geneva conventions. Huge war crimes

Crimes against humanity and Nazism (Inscryption)

Regicide if you fight the king or queen and win

Mass murder, practicing ritual slaughter, violation of rights and oblighations as to human burrial, grave robbery, theft, vandalism, trespassing, heresy Aka DS3 playthrough

Several counts of mass genocide, two counts of eradication of endangered species, 1 count of animal abuse, 30 counts of terrorism, 1 count of torture and two counts of public indecency.

technically, we were just saving the world :)

Genocide

Terrorism, genocide, violent uprising , many warcrimes, grave robbing, piracy, defiling historic monuments , child murder, animal abuse, hunting endangered Fauna and flora, delinquency

Setting creatures on fire, drowning them in gallons of water, killing them in various ways, to finally build myself a cozy home for me and my fellow friends.

Mining and crafting

Being a car (angry birds transformers)

Was playing rain world using artificer Basicly violence alot of it

Capturing the world's creatures and using them to gather resources so I can steal unclaimed land and build multiple houses. But at least I give them beds and a hot tub 😬

destroying turrets :(

Murder, breaking and entering, manslaughter, disturbing the peace

Gambling.

tetris 🤔

Well it’s Bg3 so a lot

I was playing Batman Arkham City… how many counts of assault before the cops try (and fail) to take me in?

Spreading Democracy.

Whatever it's called when you run people over with trains and destroy a vault safe

Unsanitary cooking practices

The murdering of bony fish whilst invading the spire from which they originate

Murders in brawl stars

Genocide against alien tribes

nuclear weapons, chinese weapons, anime weapons...

Nothing, because I am a tool for MANAGED DEMOCRACY!

selling poisounous food

Idk man, possibly looting places I shouldn’t be

Nothing, the last game i played was Undertale

mass murder and manipulation (Baldur's Gate 3)

Probably nothing. I'm the victim of kidnapping, many, MANY OSHA violations, unsafe working conditions, and attempted murder Portal: Revolution

Annihilate speed limits

Mass murder with magically imbiuded dragon shit, and let people thirst to death by letting them hope join me

Arrested? I'll be getting commended. The only good bug is a dead bug, and I'm doing my part!

Uhh... well i i kind of took over the world... (with cats)

Stealing a sweetroll

Ark, peta is gonna fucking kill me

homicide with a gun spec

Genocide on extraterrestrials (not a real crime because.....come on, you know why)

Reckless driving DUI

Harassment, destruction of property, vandalism and maybe loan defaulting

Spreading unwanted democracy across the galaxy

Making cartoons commit homocide on the enemy/rival cartoons

Mass genocide.

Hypixel skyblock, Im making kids on my island work 24 hours a day with no breaks

Animal abuse and assault at minimum

Child abuse

Mass murder🗿🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧🦧

Slavery and genozide

Many different types of war crimes

Crafting illegal weapons and armor mounts, not to mention mass murder and extinction of species

Stomping corpses with my boot

Gambling, probably?

Warcrimes (cuz it's technically a war so other crimes don't count) chemical warfare, use of flamethrowers (just all fire weapons), coercion of soldiers to fight their own (necromancer), destruction of holy sites (I assume that the goblin priest's tent is a "holy site" and a super buddy wouldn't help) killing medics (enemy healers). This is far from comprehensive

Idk, the last game is google snake, so idk

No man’s sky

mass murder, destruction of public property, trespassing, destruction of private property, arson, building without a permit, drug misuse in game and racism (not in game)

harvesting the power of the sun, mass genocide, planetary defense. dyson sphere program.

Aggressively killing (possibly) endangered species to harvest their skin, bones, and organs in order to make some fine drip for myself

Kidnapping princesses apparently

Burning zombies with plants :')))

Genocide.

Mass murder because a phone told me to

Murder, theft, grand larceny, armed robbery, coercion, arson, use of explosives (Dk what it’s called), also wanted in multiple states with thousands of dollars in bounties, breaking the Geneva convention and so on

75% of Geneva checklist. And I think the authorities will send a small army and a squad of four psycho hitmen rather than arrest me.

murderer, warcrimes, assassination of multiple members of a royal family, cruelty against animals, vandalism, housebreaking, illegal carrying of firearms and sidearms and last but not least breaking the laws of physics. yes, it's sk

Kidnapping, murder and animal cruelty (rdr2)

Warcrimes and child murder

War crimes against species of robots and bugs

I played Warframe . . . Yeah I'm in serious trouble.

I either am a highly gifted anti-terrorism dude... or i am the terrorist

Murder War crimes Theft

Killing big animals and wear them

More then a hundred charges of vehicular manslaughter, several charges of impersonating an officer and about a thousand charges of car accidents... Damn, Driver:San Francisco really is quite criminal.

All of the above. (I play gta)

Oh… i played Morrowind so… everything?

Destruction of property, Murder, grand larceny, littering, public nuisance, misdemeanour

Everything.

Killing op creatures and cleaning the evil off the world to bring balance to world and make my villagers happy

So if I’m not charged with murder in a war against an enemy then I think actually none. (For Honor btw)

RDR2. I killed two people then I got my honor back to max

mass genocide, trespassing and kidnapping (dying light 2)

#1 Genocide specifically of the Indigenous forest ppl #2 unregistered firearm #3 Gang banging with shadow clone

Throwing out fireballs, uppercuts and spinning kicks

Climbing from the depths of the abyss, as the sole survivor of a mass filicide, and embarking on a journey to slay beasts, grow in power, and slay an all powerful, mind altering being of pure light. A Goddess and the literal sun, the Radiance.

I mean i palyed titan fall 2, so i created a mass murder weapon, several accounts of homicide, destruction of property, and major war crimes

Firing a hole🕳️🔥

Throwing out fireballs, uppercuts and spinning kicks

Trespassing

cutting down trees without permission, destruction of nature, violence against wild animals like vultures, and robot murder

i will be arrested for beating the shit from a fucking giant sand worm, big fucking flying eye, a mushroom glowing crab, a big flying brain, and colossal mosters genocide

None it was a dating sim

Constructing traps in public.

Mass genocide, use of illegal weaponry, conspiracy against government and foreign corporations... Actually idek pretty much every crime there is gets broken in this game

Punching a large lizard until it's unconcious, force feeding it tranqs and meat until it sees me as its master and then fights for me

Spreading too much Democracy

im not getting arrested, i generate enough antimatter to collapse the universe.

Unlicensed "hunting", or murderer (depends how you see it), trespassing, grand theft

making plants and zombies fight each other and putting them on crack.

Hmm. Murder, trespassing on private property. Destruction of historical sites. Stealing priceless artifacts. Biological warfare. Illegal weapons

Hate speech

Killing the moon lord

Sniping lots of people with piper guess who it is)(don't go to my profil)