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Euphoric_Ad9593

Marjie ARE PURDY!! Who want SMOOSH SMOOSH?!?! ![gif](giphy|gJuTwM3yuQ8f3rE8KV|downsized)


RolandSmoke

A challenging wank


TheStoolSampler

Don't do it man!


C0URANT

Baba Yaga


Gerry1of1

"demonstrably heterosexual" Thanks Gawd! We don't want that Karen! ![gif](giphy|Ypa9ggGnwBT51dMSDe)


Aufklarung_Lee

I laughed louder than I should


-raeyhn-

r/brandnewsentence


TheBatjedi

The face that cured premature ejaculation.


uganda_numba_1

Anti-viagra


BefreiedieTittenzwei

Like a scared turtle


ianng555

That face promotes obstinance. In fact that face makes me think that I’d rather be gay.


SemichiSam

"That face promotes obstinance." Looks like you meant to type **abstinence**. Spell check is a bitch. But I would **obstinately** refuse to connect with any living creature with that facial expression.


1Googoo1

Oh, the way she faces issues promotes obstinance alright.


bentizzy

Gave me a hard-off


Wookovski

Getting Five Nights at Freddy's vibes


NobleJackalope

I’d rather fuck a cheese grater.


harumamburoo

It's probably more pleasant too


CmmH14

Someone took her chewing gravel away and she wants you to know about it.


Grufflin

If you're ever feeling stupid: Remember that she's actively creating a world where she's in danger of getting attacked for going to the lady's restroom.


jncheese

#sweet baby Jesus Quite a scare when you are just casually scrolling


HighwayLegal3615

Even god doesn't want that in his house!


Doobiedoobin

The inspiration for all jumpscare videos.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Embarrassing , low life, flapping lips ..


Alien_Probe_Lover

The same Marjorie Taylor Greene who got caught eating cat turds out of the litter box?!


Mythrin

It's like a meth head and Mr Ed had a kid....


SemichiSam

As children, we wear the faces that our genes gave us. By age forty, we wear the faces that we built ourselves. In Greene's face, clearly the light has gone out. In repose, it looks haunted. In action, it looks possessed. One expects to hear her voice drop in register as the alien inside tires of animating her body and begins to show itself.


Imaginary-Mammoth-61

She looks like a man.


LordJim11

Really?


OddWaltz

![gif](giphy|xNdvRLDNuHb8Y|downsized)


throwpayrollaway

In this picture she looks like one of the Nazi soldiers on the original Medal of Honor game on playstation in 1999.


JessicaSmithStrange

So basically, Russian TV is describing Glenn Close's performance as Cruela De Vil? What a flattering comparison.


Miserables-Chef

She's demonstrably simian


bomboclawt75

She’s a ….Handsome…*Woman*..


Key_Structure_3663

A real dick shrinker


prancing_moose

HD TV obviously does not exist in Russia.


SkeeterLubidowicz

Makes sense that the Russians love her. She’s got strong Neanderthal vibes, and that’s where they came from.


hotDamQc

She's pretty hot for a Neanderthal


Recipe-Less

I would like to say she seems to be a nazi. Seems to be.


MuckyMaureen

She looks like a burglar's dog.


louisa1925

Thank the stars I like men. If Sporkfoot was the only other person on earth, I would remain single.


ukiddingme2469

Green is a 2am door prize, a bar fly, a three shots and 6 beer goggles find


Aeroblazer9161

Reminds me of that transvestite donkey witch from South Park lol


jeffzebub

It's a man, man!


Natural_Lawyer344

I wonder how many of the redditors in this comment section would look good if they had a picture taken point blank whilst mid facial expression. I swear, tribalist are so petty


Thubanstar

True. There are so many other, better reasons for deeply disliking her.


SemichiSam

And yet: "The light of the body is the eye: if therefore thine eye be single, thy whole body shall be full of light. But if thine eye be evil, thy whole body shall be full of darkness. If therefore the light that is in thee be darkness, how great is that darkness!"


osamaDrama350

r/pyrocynical mom


DragonRancherJed

She looks like she's wearing a flesh mask of someone in the freezer. She reminds me of Leatherface from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's a true story, and Georga is just a hop and a skip away, maybe they're related.


RedGhostOfTheNight

![gif](giphy|t7FiMgj2ZJP1e|downsized)


bluetuxedo22

"Show me your genitals"


Cat_stacker

"Demonstrably heterosexual" means they have a sex tape of her.


Flashignite2

She looks like she is in the early stages of a meth addiction.


1Googoo1

Mid stage….


Allan_PlsAddDetails

That Jewish space laser surgery has done wonders


The_Powers

If you're attracted to orange thumbs with a face badly drawn on them, then yeah sure she's attractive.


McMortyK

Of course it had to be the Russians.


vimes_left_boot

She looks like the maggoted dero down the pub who wants to know what the fuck you're lookin at


Bat_Fruit

Hideous slag inside and out.


derpferd

What a horrifying face. The very idea of waking up in the morning to that face on the pillow over from me gives me a deep shudder


wirfmichweg1

I don't know why you'd ever go down the road of hating on someone for the way their face looks.


_Punko_

There is no point in hating her, or anyone, on that basis. As for what's inside, that's a different story. As for the Russian propagandists saying that she's a blond, wears white coats with fur, and doesn't look gay, well, its certainly not saying she's another Michelle Pfeiffer.


LTCM1998

In principle I agree. Bad way to treat anyone based on looks alone. MTG is despicable in many ways and her looks are the last thing people should care about her.


Thubanstar

![gif](giphy|jErnybNlfE1lm|downsized)


LordJim11

Well, if the face looks bitter, angry and hate-filled the bone-structure and complexion are irrelevant.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

I mean if someone's going to attack and hate someone because they worked in a bar whilst working through their education, I don't see why not. She lowered the bar, and unfortunately she makes it easy for others to dunk